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rvp2018:
More filters....

Thanks.now this is hideous.pls keep the real Nairobi coming.

rvp2018:
You opinion is not worth a bucket of warm spit. Nairobi was voted 12th best city to live in by Expat. Now that is something worthwile. 4th most dynamic city. In the WORLD.

Your useless opinion is just an online rant. Provide evidence like some ranking. Not your opinion. Flap your gums endlessly if you must to deal with your envy of Nairobi

Getting angry already.
Nairobi can never make anyone jealous.certainly not this Nairobi.I speak my truth,if you have a problem with that pls go hang yourself or seek solutions. Nairobi inspires no one.

Appisko:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGnnMU744CQ

5 million Kenyans still practicing open defecation

Thanks for this video.gallivant will cry raw hot blood.

Appisko:
Lol the guy logged off as soon as I posted a video of how 5 million Kenyans are practicing open defecation he is in serious pains

Shma:
First thing first, Kenya has only 4cities: Nairobi, Mombasa, kisumu, and lately Nakuru. Point out the few cities that have roads and leave out the one that has no road for debate.

Kenya has several other towns which are more advance - with proper malls, highways and office spaces. Talk of Eldoret, Kakamega, Thika town, Lamu, Machakos, Nyeri, Bungoma, Kiambu, etc... All these towns are properly developed with highways and neat roads.

Eastern and Northeastern part of Kenya - drought infested regions, where no one is interested in staying, is developing too.


For example, these are highways from nowhere. These areas have no settlement but the quality of road infrastructure is something else.

Lol you really think Nigeria is on this demeaning level,like wtf!!!! You think we can learn shiit from your zoo.
Eldoret


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epczHUKrMsU

Bungoma- you are very stupid.Dint you ever try deceiving urs with your silly truck.This is an absolute shiit hole in dire need of help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3QQVevVoa8

Kakamega- Really!!! You Kenyans need help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEql8Ujg0fw

Thika town- you are a fvcking joke. I spit abeg.May Nigeria never be this bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGpSDLVGXek

Nyeri - Another stupid little town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCg4V_7ibpc

Machakos- A bloody joke.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdfnxnYtbw

Lamu- The Arabian coastal fishing slum with a sprinkle of prostitutes and hotel rooms.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOrgmSr2WLQ

Loly,gallivant may not like this

GeneralDae:
You agreed with me here that most of Kenya aside Nairobi and a few cities do not have paved roads or electricity. I asked/implied that it seems to be only Nairobi and a few cities that do not look like villages and you agreed with me. I have seen white visitors on Quora praise just Nairobi and also a few (about 3) black Americans praise Nairobi and by extension Kenya to the highest heavens, so I wonder why they only see the sky scrapers and beautiful roads of Nairobi and not look at 3-5 more cities at least. It seems to me there are not more than 5 developed cities/counties in Kenya with paved roads, electricity, banks, malls, etc.
You see some black Americans who visit Ghana and Kenya, fail to talk about the large slums in Nairobi and the development being in just a few cities but they do not shy away from highlighting both the good and bad (in terms of development) when they visit other countries especially West African countries.

Lol nothing in Nairobi is developed,at best decent,and pls don’t get me started on the rest of this chicken coop they call cities,honestly it’s not worth anybody’s time,Atleast not mine- I know better.

68816419:
Not really, you have about 47 counties, can you tell me how many of these counties can be tagged "averagely developed" out side the Nairobi and the tiny parts of Mombasa CBD and Nakuru CBD?

Baringo County
Bomet County
Bungoma County
Busia County
Elgeyo Marakwet County
Embu County
Garissa County
Homa Bay County
Isiolo County
Kajiado County
Kakamega County
Kericho County
Kiambu County (tiny parts)
Kilifi County
Kirinyaga County
Kisii County
Kisumu County(CBD)
Kitui County
Kwale County
Laikipia County
Lamu County (tourist residences)
Machakos County
Makueni County
Mandera County
Meru County
Migori County
Marsabit County
Mombasa County ( CBD)
Muranga County
Nairobi County (CBDs)
Nakuru County (The tiny CBD)
Nandi County
Narok County
Nyamira County
Nyandarua County
Nyeri County
Samburu County
Siaya County
Taita Taveta County
Tana River County
Tharaka Nithi County
Trans Nzoia County
Turkana County
Uasin Gishu County
Vihiga County
Wajir County
West Pokot County

Thanks for this list,it will be very helpful.

GeneralDae:
Wow, but Samorobo seeing all these things, it makes we wonder why foreigners and a few black Americans still praise Kenya as developed. Is it that they don't also see all these in the other cities? What is your theory?

A few comment on YouTube or random Kenyan imposters on quota shouldn’t deceive you.i fir ince don’t think Nairobi is even developed.I think the few cbd’s and residential areas is decent not developed,and that’s even by East African standard. Outside those de ent areas by East African standard exist a large pool or poverty zoo littered with slum and zero infrastructure.most towns do t even know what a paved road look like or what an electric bulb look like. Let me shock you,did you know kisum they’d supposedly third city got her first traffic light since the inception of Kenya in 2019 and it was celebrated here. And what was even more annoying is that this traffic light wasn’t even up to 5,yes 5, you heard me right.

It will take kenzoo Atleast 4-5 decade to hits Lagos level talk more of the entire country Nigeria.

Lol @rvp Westland street as good as Europe.lol is this an attempt to mock Europe or the developed world. Westland is a joke,it’s looks like that stupid estate in kisumu that you posted last week.

Pls enjoy your senile zoo,Westland my ass. Ati world class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ6lW9QrZUw

Loly.

More from the zoo.
Mandera town.
Someone definitely cursed the ceseepiol while nak.Ed . This trend of underdevelopment is extremely showing and wicked. This stupid has me e seen what a paved road look like. I spit on this zoo abeg.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSqiX2JcukA

Loly

But if course the travesty zoo Kenya show must continue regardless of gallivant bitterness.At this point gallivant will poison me if he had the chance.He desperately hate that I am leaving no shred of respect left for his stupid zoo. I am basically digging,scattering and most importantly leaving no stone unturned.

I present to y’all the backwater crazy zoo of wajir town.seriously who cursed Kenyans? Same fvcking trend of absolute underdevelopment.Seeing this I can’t help but say I am proud to be Nigerian.y’all must admit,this past few weeks has been nothing shock,revealing,relearning and unlearning a lot of B.S we’ve been made to absorb over the years. I say never again,we must all be ready to embrace truth. Lest I forget,pls remember to throw in your wicked pity to this zoo,it will mean a lot to that fool gallivant.my sympathy goes to his senile zoo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQmBbUcBZv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lCRQNHTx1E


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNNaIFzUO_M

jl115:
My bru waterfall city is twice as big in terms of areas.... And the buildings that are already built never mind those still being built are valued at $6 billion...so yeah SA can certainly hack it..
After all SA is a richer country than Nigeria with much much bigger budgets.

The rest of your post is just delusional drivel... Like the whole Canada / Enugu saga

Now you are getting angry.you are slowly heading back to default setting,pls stay off those emotional for a bit and accept visual facts.This is like nake.d eye test.
SA waterfall is valued at $6bn whilst EAC ground infrastructure Alone is valued at $6.6bn,can you now see why SA can never hack it.

Pls tell your wealthy SA to use her riches when next you want to develop an urban centre.you can start by doing a way with the usual sandton’s and go for something more audacious,auspicious,inspiring and most of all futuristic .Basically just go for an upgrade .

The future of urban living lies ultimately in Africa and more specifically at the coast of Lagos,right there in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The difference between waterfall is like day and night.Taje the log off your eye my bru

HobbitGold:
I believe someone already asked you to summon your stupid father to deal with your frustrations.

No gallivant,I would rather you bring your $2 wh.ore of a mother for intense plowing.That way I can deposit my nutritious juice in her CUM BUCKET. Like mama Kenyatta she(ur mother) is a prosti.tute that needs a rigid Nigerian di.ck to get by the day.

68816419:
So this slum(s) is tagged town according to Kenya's standard?

Can you imagine?...smh..

jl115:
I said EA isn't better or more technically advanced than other projects in Africa then used Waterfall city as an example.... Not once did I say Waterfall city was the best or most advanced in Africa or even more advanced than EA, I just stated the fact that it was a bigger development with a bigger budget

Lol for starters,it has been pointed out that EAC is bigger than waterfalls.
Lol also how is your meagre waterfall, EAC ground infrastructure alone cost about $6.6bn,you think SA can hack that.

And yes pls take the log off your eyes,EAC is not in the league of anything in Africa be it old or new development,maybe Egypt can compete but not SA.
EAC will trouble Europe and America when completed,only a few Dubai in the Middle East and a few Asian cities can give it a competition.

Loly
@gallivant,more from your crazy zoo.the show must continue.

I present to you the back water of Siaya town. I do t need to say much,it’s just the usual trend of underdevelopment.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=125lFawyEOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRH8AX5SuYY

Shma:
I like it. And I like the streets more.

But my guy. Watch this video and tell me the difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_c2HqWld2E

You can't post a single estate connecting to a mall area then equate it with the entire city.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS4ETmaddBo

They are entirely different,morroco’s is a mixed use urban district,yours is an estate with a mall just like athi river. Now I really doubt you watched that video.

Go and mention your stupid father who sired a moronic slowpoke like you.
You can't come here with your igbo witches to mention people carelessly who don't give a Bleep about your dirty unwiped ass.
You should just get a life stupid old bald headed idiot.

Yobeezy crazy lunatic, I will keep summoning your presence here like the Igbo witch I am supposed to be,you 0n the other hand must play into my command cos they is absolutely nothing your good for nothing life can do about it. You are my little play thing and I toil with your emotions just for my own wicked pleasure.
Pls get some hot soup by the closest store and eat,tell them I will pay,you look broke,hungry and ugly. Someone must have cursed you somewhere.

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Pure nonsense from a jobless buffon living on generator fumes and human organs.
Feel ashamed of your kids plus your generation, I wonder what they'll inherit from you if not foolishness and stupid frustrations that you keep on pouring on other people.
Am not from Nakuru you stupid unemployed Nigerian fool masturbating with bitterness and ignorance.
Am not a fresh graduate you miseducated clown.
Your mates are looking for money outside instead of engaging in e-fight.
You're just a disgrace to your manhood you asshole.
Nigerians are the most foolish group of Africans to have ever met with.
And your asses are full of stupid ego that you normally struggle to portray to other Africans.

Emotional yobeezy skinny idiot,oh yes I know you just graduated and still roaming the street of Nakuru fir a decent job,perhaps you should try out becoming a boda-boda driver you useless uncircumcised street urchin from the gutters of mtambo slum.And i also know that your entire life is school (8-4-4) and it’s glad to see you adjust to that reality as life hits hard.I gave you a shot at a better like but your stupid online ego blew it away.And pls and pls don’t you ever be mistaken in your impoverished life to think you and I is this,I work remotely and on my own terms.I show my presence whenever I feel chanced and privileged to control the stupidity of idiots like you all over nairaland.

And yes I know a fvcking lot about you,do t get scared broke ugly idiot from east Africa armpit zoo.

jl115:
if it were true I would have acknowledged it.....out of all the people on this thread you should know I say it as it is, irrelevant of which country you come from..... As I've said before, you might think EA is better than anything in Africa , but factually speaking it's not

Uhmmm no you wouldn’t.your objectivity stops when it’s comes to SA.it’s just patriotism,maybe a blind one.

Loly

But of course the travesty zoo Kenya show must continue,Chennai pls brace yourself fir more,the show must continue cos we ain’t stopping.
I will keep posting until your stupid poverty zoo slum changes.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the crazy full blown slum of na tiki. Gallivant a.k.a ogaboon a.k.a Chennai what you gat to say about this mess. Fvck your stupid zoo,it’s inspires no one,not even Togo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20all8wnZ5A

@shma check out RABAT,Morroco.
This is not their 1st,second or third city. I thought you said Nairobi is ahead of all Moroccan city including Casablanca,but can you how ordinary Rabat looks way above Africa’s league.It’s looks shockingly European.

@rvp what you gat to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEJGA-lwZxU

popizaino:

Lol the guy has been bitter ever since our altercation in 2018 or 2019. He even accused me of malice when that his something he his evidently good at. Just a mere mention and he came gushing over with his emotions.

Infact I wan find trouble small.. YOBEEZY ! YOBEEZY !! Yobezzy !!! , it’s so your worst. I summon your stupidity.

jl115:
keep deluding yourself that EA is ahead of anything in Africa... Hell why don't we just say its the greatest city in the world ..... You remind me of a member on the military thread that is convinced that Nigeria has the strongest military IN Africa.....

Look here when I say say eko Atlantic is beyond the paygrade of Africa I really mean it. I stand to gain nothing if SA’s was better and I am right here lying to myself.I know things like this are always a SA thing.you are use to the acknowledgment but you must know that this case is different with this one here.it okay for people to be ahead of you in something, you can’t always have it all.you win some,you lose some. Get it now.

Yobeezy:
Get a life slowpoke, see the way your future is ugly you silly Boko Haram idiot.
Your fellow Nigerians are busy concentrating on important things that can build their life while you're still here engaging your foolish brain soaked with bitterness, arrogance, malice, vengeance and stupidity on trolls so as to suit your stupid ego.

A very foolish Nigerian indeed, go and ask your Fulani clown to give you job.
Keep me off your emotional talks, you seem to be unemployed.
Year in year out, you keep on trolling Kenyans here who don't care about the existence of your ass.Shame on you stupid old man.
Mannerless Nigerian fool.

Lol is this frustrate skinny miscreant from Nakuru trying lecture me or what. Look here stupid kid I will quote ur stupid ass whenever I want and however I want,you are only left to wander around ,bickering and squealing like an underfed piglet.
You silly asswipe should submit your cv to me for employment let me see how I can hook you up,seeing how you just recently graduated.you will probably need a decent job to get by the day so you don’t end up like most frustrated,broke Kenyans on here. Hurry now while the offer lasts idiot.

jl115:
well it has BRTs, high-speed rail, 2 x Airports......that alone is more than EA.... Bit hey... EA has canals

Joke of a boy ,pls get serious and stop wasting my time.Lagos has brt literally everywhere so yeah Eko Atlantic will have those since it just at the tip of Victoria Island. And as for high speed rails it will have those, plus Lagos green line will be passing through EAC all the way to lekki.so yeah that’s double train.

Also why will EAc have an airport when it’s wasnt in it phase 1 plan but phase 2.it sold its phase 2 plan to another(not sure how many time I have to repeat this so my point can reach home) developer and those will have airports,stadiums. This is city (ocean city) is directly at the top of EAC. Also there is a proposed lekki airport at the lekki free trade zone( dangote refinery,lekki deep seaport and the likes are all here) so why should EAC reintroduced airport again when the closest one would be at its tip and Lagos would be having 3.can you see it’s makes no economic sense.

And also yeah by mere looking you can tell EAC is ahead of anything in Africa(very advanced asf!!),SA included.And yes it has canal running through out the city from residential quarters to district centers, and I am talking street by street. It also seats right in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean plus every single building put up there would be insanely green and energy efficient,now that right there is something the Continent can’t hack,not even SA.

Softwareguy21:
now I know this guys are here for trolling..

This is waterfall city


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zVMC0F3B5s&t=561s

How is this better than Eko Atlantic?

Lol leave that boer guy,he knows the truth . He likes to act like he plays by the book but he is feet deceptive and duplicitous.

It was thesame guy that argued over how Chinese cities looks outstandingly more advanced and modern than American cities with a guy here called Vlain. Surely his eyes are working and I bet they’ve absorbed the truth. Forget this online persona,it’s just blind patriotism and astonishment to see other African countries hacking what would originally would be an SA thing.but they are loosing badly.

Water fits dope but it’s yet another sandton,midland,rose bank.only difference is this one is smart ,but it has a strikingly similar SA urban style of development,most especially the very recent ones.

Stop wasting you time Chennai,you will cry hot blood.
The travesty zoo Kenya show must continue regardless of your uncontrolled emotions.pls keep its under lock

jl115:
I've seen these videos my bru although nice they ain't in any way or form better than Waterfall City

Only exemplary thing about EA is that it was reclaimed from the ocean.... As for the city itself, its nothing spectacular or unusual to other new developments around Africa

Okay let’s try this another way. Go on,tell me what does waterfall has over Eko Atlantic.
What will it have that will be better than what is obtainable in Eko Atlantic.

@shma @rvp Eko Atlantic is about to hit it big.Audacity skyline by LANDWEY had to revise their 24 floors building to a 100 floor tower. They,be given the date of construction to be august 2022. And it’s expected to be completed in 2 years.

https://newspotng.com/100-floor-audacity-skyline-project-to-commence-in-lagos/
https://www.pegasusreporters.com/2021/11/08/construction-100-floor-audacity-skyline-project-to-commence-in-lagos/

Loly

On today show we sympathize with the poor and needy,the ones at the bottom of human apex, the hungry and weary, the living dead, the proof than humans can be alive but looking like zombies with their skeletons sticking outta their skin and eyes all bulged out.

I present to you the craziest zoo settlement of poverty and wickedness on plant earth. Of course it’s non -other than WEST POKOT. I am not even mad that the whole place is a backwater slum in need to serious infrastructure like the rest of the country,I am more concerned about how the ones can be fed.surely the need food more than any road you want to construct then we look at shelters.truly someone,somewhere must have cursed Kenya.

I WILL PUT THE ZOO IN PRAYERS.PLS START SENDING THOSE PITY BAGS TO KENYA,they need our sympathy at this trying times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJMl4RT0dJU

This new road that was flagged off few days back is bigger and better than that Nairobi flyover nonsense. It’s incorporates bicycle lane,brt lanes and waterways which is similar to those of Eko Atlantic. Also mind you the train will pass this axis. I think the plan is to ultimately reduces the traffic gridlock in this axis by providing commuters vast transportation-al options. You are meant to be spoilt with choice and arrive at your destination in time with what ever choice of transport system you chose.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPI-RC3-Qzg

The flagging off.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPyUV_F6KH0

Also Africa’s longest bridge and first ever double decked bridge is set to commence construction Q1 2022 and this is to be done with a whopping sum of $2bn which would be financed by the private sector. Also add the ultra modern trains coming in and you see the zoo Kenya is loosing g badly always.All this is raw tax money and private sector money not loans from Chinese or Japanese that can never ever be repaid. You pay so much for meagre things like 1.4km of road.