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Politics › Re: Mojisola Adeyeye: "I Inherited A Debt Of N3.2bn in 2017" - NAFDAC DG by Samsimple(m): 8:26pm On Aug 25, 2020

the same way Nigeria inherited buhari

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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Tells Barcelona He Wants To Leave by Samsimple(m): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2020

I don't believe this nigga.. another stunt to increase his wallet

Meanwhile, I'll design a professional logo and flyer for your business at an affordable price

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Politics › Re: Eyo Charles: Femi Fani-Kayode Speaks On Incident With Daily Trust Journalist by Samsimple(m): 8:02pm On Aug 25, 2020

This country na cruise

Crime › Re: Police Shoot 19-Year-Old Boy For Impregnating A 17-Year-Old Girl In Rivers State by Samsimple(m): 6:53pm On Aug 25, 2020*

Nbotee:
Impregnating a minor a criminal offence? In which country? In dis same country dat 11, 12 and 13 year olds are married off as brides?

oga 17 na minor for nigeria ohh.. those ones wey marry for 12 and 13 na their own be that ohhhhhhhh

Meanwhile, I'll design a professional logo and flyer for your business at an affordable price

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Crime › Re: Police Shoot 19-Year-Old Boy For Impregnating A 17-Year-Old Girl In Rivers State by Samsimple(m): 6:51pm On Aug 25, 2020*

Nbotee:
Whixh kind country b dis? Since wen is impregnating a gal a criminal offence punishing by gunshot?

she is a minor, so it's probably a criminal offence. But the police shooting the young man is just pure wickedness. May God save us from Nigeria police. Police is your friend

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Crime › Re: Police Shoot 19-Year-Old Boy For Impregnating A 17-Year-Old Girl In Rivers State by Samsimple(m): 6:48pm On Aug 25, 2020

Na wa for this country ohhhhhhh

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Phones › Re: "My Sim Has Been Hacked, Someone Is Picking My Calls" A Nairalander Cries Out by Samsimple(m): 3:44pm On Aug 25, 2020

I once had a SIM that was receiving alert from another person's transaction.. I don't know but it stopped after a while. It's better you just change your number before you land in trouble

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment: Force Headquarters Denies Removing Entry Requirements by Samsimple(m): 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2020

Police is your friend.

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Politics › Re: Ugwuanyi Rewards Woman Who Returned N14M Erroneously Paid To Her (Photos) by Samsimple(m): 3:08pm On Aug 25, 2020

If na me see that 14million hmmmm I go return am cheesy

.. God help us

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Business › Re: Agro industrial areas in Anambra State (photos And Video) by Samsimple(m): 2:55pm On Aug 25, 2020

This is kind of beautiful

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Celebrities › Re: Davido And His Crew Visit Ned Nwoko And His Wife, Regina Daniels by Samsimple(m): 11:48am On Aug 25, 2020

internationalman:
Ned, how can you be ugly and shapeless at the same time..

How this man arouse Regina Daniels is a wonder. I heard they use porn mostly to enhance or as a catalyst for her arousal

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Sports › Re: Messi Is "Mr Barcelona" - Tuchel Expects Messi To Stay by Samsimple(m): 11:43am On Aug 25, 2020

What will a farmer not do to capture a goat in the night.. cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Ayodele: No President, No Governor, Nobody Can Take Over My Church by Samsimple(m): 10:17am On Aug 25, 2020

Na wa ohhh

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Politics › Re: Onyedikachukwu Anambra: APC South-East Wing And Their Penchant To Live A Lie by Samsimple(m): 10:13am On Aug 25, 2020

.. this country na cruise

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Sports › Re: Barca To Pay Liverpool Extra €5m After Coutinho Won The UCL For ANOTHER Team by Samsimple(m): 10:29am On Aug 24, 2020

na wa ohh.. Barca don suffer

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Sports › Re: Coutinho: I Have To Go Back To Barcelona And Then We'll See What Happens by Samsimple(m): 10:08am On Aug 24, 2020

etibaba:
Take heart bro.

thanks bro

Sports › Re: Coutinho: I Have To Go Back To Barcelona And Then We'll See What Happens by Samsimple(m): 10:01am On Aug 24, 2020

life is really something else.. my dad just died this morning. who would have thought, i was so full of joy after Bayern Munich win only to be greeted with this sad news

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Celebrities › Re: I Infected My Children With COVID-19 - Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde by Samsimple(m): 5:32pm On Aug 23, 2020

na God dey protect person.

Wetin dey vex me now na say the fowl we wan chop this evening as we cut e neck we think say the fowl don die.. the yeye fowl run with no head fall inside suckaway. na the matter we still dey on so.

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TV/Movies › Re: Praise' Wife Is Older Than Him, She's 60 Something - Brighto by Samsimple(m): 2:43pm On Aug 20, 2020

na wa for this brighto

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His Friend Over N500 In Kano (Photo) by Samsimple(m): 1:43pm On Aug 20, 2020

if you use 500naira sub for MTN.. the next is history.. na person go kill he friend for..may God help us

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Crime › Re: Young Man Killed By Cultist In Ojota, Lagos State (Graphic Photos) by Samsimple(m): 12:49pm On Aug 20, 2020

Cult na death sentence

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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Praise's Wife Is Close To 60, He Engaged Her Because Of Money -Brighto by Samsimple(m): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2020

flyingpig:
This brighto is a snitch and a first class shameless gossipper. No bro code whatsoever. He has no true friends, everyone is a pawn. Very disgusting guy to have by your side. Left for me, he would have been evicted during the BBNAIJA auditioning.

better than that simpleton called laycon.

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Crime › Re: Househelp Caught Trying To Poison Her Madam With Snipper (Photo, Video) by Samsimple(m): 12:11pm On Aug 20, 2020

SenecaTheYonger:
The irony is you thinking that you're reasonable or discerning in anyway. I mean, you're worse than people that don't stay awake to watch BBN but criticize the ones that do, despite the fact that you're most definitely not even smarter, richer, well to do than those that stay awake to watch BBN.

ohh ye wise one..

Politics › Re: Why Mamman Daura Was Flown To UK - Aminu Balele Kurfi, Associate by Samsimple(m): 12:09pm On Aug 20, 2020

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Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boys: The ‘Twice As Tall’ Album Review by Samsimple(m): 12:05pm On Aug 20, 2020

are you really vibing to this album or it's just peer pressure.

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Embassy In Canada Shuts Down After Protests Over Passports by Samsimple(m): 12:03pm On Aug 20, 2020

na wa for this 2020

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Crime › Re: Househelp Caught Trying To Poison Her Madam With Snipper (Photo, Video) by Samsimple(m): 11:51am On Aug 20, 2020

LaReinaa:
Enough to get killed

Are you capable of taking another life as a revenge for something they did to you

No, I won’t check your signature for any kinda design because you’re obviously evil minded and can’t be trusted.. you might decide to poison me over a slight misunderstanding

be reasonable, I didn't say she deserves to die

Crime › Re: Househelp Caught Trying To Poison Her Madam With Snipper (Photo, Video) by Samsimple(m): 11:03am On Aug 20, 2020*

There is more to this story.. there is a possibility this madam must have done something worse.. for those of you quoting me, I didn't say she deserves to die. if you don't know how to be reasonable you are not different from those people that stay awake to watch bbnaija housemates sleeping

LaReinaa:
Enough to get killed

Are you capable of taking another life as a revenge for something they did to you

No, I won’t check your signature for any kinda design because you’re obviously evil minded and can’t be trusted.. you might decide to poison me over a slight misunderstanding

avoid women like this if you want to go far in life

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Crime › Re: Victim Of Asaba Cult Killing Celebrated His Birthday A Day Before He Was Killed by Samsimple(m): 10:44am On Aug 20, 2020

God help us

Sports › Re: Barcelona inform Luis Suárez that he has to leave the club by Samsimple(m): 10:39am On Aug 20, 2020

Ronald koeman said he wants to see Messi, now Suarez has been asked to leave.. I 8-2 say this but I think Messi has a hand in this

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