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so how will AC prevent road accident

will anybody turn water to wine like d jewish wedding Jesus attended

shey all dis one na muslim.. naija sef

ewwooohhh

Shedrack777:
i don't mind shoving my abunnan inside his/her abunnan

see this one oohh

only one word for you

in other news

what is there to see about his then and now photo he was born into a rich family...
only thing I see in d first before photo is that he looks like yar a'dua.. abi am i d only one seeing it

when u see this b4 and after photo of basket mouth u will understand say poverty na bastard!!!!!!...

QueenDeborah:
Dry, e no sweet

who gave u sugar

I borrowed 300 on my mtn line since then i refuse to load card, last week they sent me a text "your line is inactive recharge today and get special offer" that was on april ist oohh, after loading the recharge card with speed of light fiamm dem commot am... I just see another text "thanks for using mtn"


i hail una

Kulikuli and garri saving lives since 1928...

when I see the thread I was hoping to see the frozen eggs... abegi

How will a small girl like this even think of attempting suicide, this might be the work of one bloody pedophile who had to silence d girl to avoid being caught.... If my own view of this issue is true oohh God of thunder... That person just for forgot KARMA is one fvcking b*tch..

My sincere condonlences to the bereaved...

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We shall reap the fruit our labour ... Amen


no need to cherish luxuries cuz everything come and go even the life that we have is borrow, cuz we are not promised tomorrow. So live your life as if everyday is gonna be your last...---AKON(GHETTO)

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what is LASU... who else no get time to read this fvcking epistle

5 minutes silence for Liverpool as they advance to semi final

Checked86:
will always be better than yours. what is your name? no one knows.

a good name is better than riches

meeting closed arsenal will lose today ... shakiri will score

till now we never know d KOKO

after dem fvck you dem con commot u from the show... ur life is fvcked already

after dem fvck you dem con commit u from the show... ur life is fvcked already

u no lie I swear... different worldly song beat like woh by olamide... pop champagne by dbanj ...

cc. lalasticlala

wamiikechukwu:
So u still dey watch cartoon

long story

upcoming artiste

Mary boy child Jesus christian was born easter day oohh sorry I think say na Christmas

this my favourite easter song from Winnie the pooh: spring time with roo

'Cause what I like most about Easter
Is the way we show our pals that we care
For the fun never ends
What you give to your friends
And you share the wonder of a
Bright and sunny, honey of an Easter
With picture takes and jelly beans too
Of all the fun and neat stuff
The candy and the sweet stuff
My favorite Easter wish will come true
When we share this Easter Day with you

Sweetopia:
Hehehehehe... Last year April fool was fun. I spilled ketchup on my white top.. Put it in my mouth also.. Made a dramatic entrance to the living room and fell to the ground clutching my chest and choking out the ketchup.. Coman see crying that dat, I didn't know when I stood up laughing my ass out

lmao

sister Ebenezer when she dey house for easter and when she go on a date

mine goes thus:

[color=#007700]on the 31st of march 2016 I asked my best friend to dash me some cash cuz I was damn broke as in I got only 50 naira for my bank acct.. After whining and pleading he promised to send 5000 to me... I just thanked God, throughout the day I was expecting the alert but for where... I called his number till I slept off but he refuse to pick...


on the 1st of April I received a text I just look at the pop up notification without really going through the message I was certain it was a bank alert not just any kind of bank alert buh credit bank alert ... i checked my torn wallet brought out my squeezed last card enter bike to the nearest ATM...[/color]

when I got there the queue was damn too long I just shouted "snake", omo line scatter I just stroll enter front
con tell dem "April fool"

finally I stood face to face with the ATM people where already raining insult on me, I don't give a fvck joor I was a five thousand naire or more... I typed my pin **** .. typed in the amount 5000 naira... buh the atm wrote "insufficient funds on the screen"…

I was dumbfounded I checked the text OMG credit alert of 50naira... I called my guy he picked up immediately I told him what happened buh he just shouted

"April fool"!!!!!!!…


as I sit dey type now I don dey organise my revenge....