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Foreign AffairsRe: Swaziland King Changed Country Name To "Eswatini" To Differ It From Switzerland. by Samsimple(m): 7:59am On Apr 20, 2018
nice.. thing about one name for nigeria #lazyYouth come to mind
IslamRe: Hair Saloon For Muslim Ladies In Abuja by Samsimple(m): 7:57am On Apr 20, 2018
so after I give my erema money to plait hair she go con wear hijab... our relationship is done
IslamRe: Some Good Manners That We Can Learn From The Glorious Quran by Samsimple(m): 7:52am On Apr 20, 2018
don't call Nigerian youth lazy and expect them to vote for you

BusinessRe: Crude Oil Price Rises To $74, Highest In Four Years by Samsimple(m): 7:49am On Apr 20, 2018
wether e increase lazy bubu and his lazy administration go still remain lazy
PoliticsRe: Veterinary Doctor Reacts With A Cow To Buhari's Comments On Nigerian Youths by Samsimple(m): 7:30pm On Apr 19, 2018
Can buhari spell cowsad > ... This nigga shud b a retirement home collecting pension
PoliticsRe: Expel And Prosecute Omo-agege, Group Tells Senate by Samsimple(m): 6:39pm On Apr 19, 2018
Lazy senates lazy old men lazy president lazy vicepresident...
We are d future of this nation na only buhari know wetin e dey talk...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Group Latest Job Recruitment (6 Positions) by Samsimple(m): 6:24pm On Apr 19, 2018
Buhari say we are all lazy so let him and his fellow oldmen fill the post..
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Storm First Bank In Ekiti, Police Officer Killed. Graphic Photos by Samsimple(m): 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2018
Na all this end time robbers dey make buhari call nigerian youth lazy..
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Reacts To Buhari's "Nigerian Youths Are Lazy" Comment by Samsimple(m): 6:16pm On Apr 19, 2018
60% of nigerian youth are more educated than this goat from daura called boohaari... Later u want the youth to vote 4 u SMH..
CelebritiesRe: “My Wife’s Birthday Is This Month!” – Davido by Samsimple(m): 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2018
Which time una do una 30billion wedding SMH
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Not Party, To Determine Osinbajo’s Fate, Says APC by Samsimple(m): 2:05pm On Apr 15, 2018
Buhari: the goat from daura

if i release this movie it will break many box office records both Nigeria and international... D trailer loading grin
CrimeRe: Man Beats His Mother Dead In Akwa Ibom After False Prophecy By Pastor(pics by Samsimple(m): 4:28pm On Apr 13, 2018
oooohhh my lord wat have u done.... some Nigerians and their gullibility sef is appalling all this pastors sef are getting annoying everyday.... u beat ur mother to death aahhh karma is one fvcking bitch no two way ur own go meet u for front

ur own mama ur mama ur mama ur mama ewoooohhh....

SportsRe: Commonwealth Games 2018: Galadima Claims 8th Gold For Nigeria by Samsimple(m): 4:27pm On Apr 13, 2018
u try jare... but nija sef go soon make this guy expire we just dey waste talent
Music/RadioRe: The Headies Awards 2018, 12th Edition (Full List Of Nominees) by Samsimple(m): 4:12pm On Apr 13, 2018
90% of the song on that list I never hear am b4... I no even like Nija song b4.... enjoying God's plans by drake



She said, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry »
Fifty Dub, I even got it tatted on me »
81, they'll bring the crashers to the party »
And you know me
Turn the O2 into the O3, dog »
Without 40, Oli, there’d be no me
Imagine if I never met the broskies»


God's plan, God's plan »
I can't do this on my own, ayy, no, ayy
Someone watchin' this shit close, yep, close »
I've been me since Scarlett Road, ayy, road, ayy »
Might go down as G.O.D., yeah, wait»
I go hard on Southside G, ayy, wait»
I make sure that north-side eat, yuh»


And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
Yeah, yeah
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me

Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Emma Isong To Buhari: "Confess Your Sins To Nigerians To Win Second Term" by Samsimple(m): 8:51pm On Apr 12, 2018
I have been wondering for sometime why this buhari still get liver dey misbehave then again i realise d fvcking goat from daura don near grave he has nothing to lose. but i pity his generation down to the 50th d swear of nigerians has created a generational curse for dem.
TravelRe: Lagos-Abeokuta Road: How Do Lagosians Cope On This Road? by Samsimple(m): 8:47pm On Apr 12, 2018
Thank God i can fly.. If u are wondering how know say edo jazz dey at work
FashionRe: Is Nylon Clothing The New Trend Among Ladies? by Samsimple(m): 8:37am On Apr 12, 2018
Dem say sagging na only prisoner dey do am e trend

dem say na only mad man dey kip dada e trend

dem say na only witch dey kip nail e trend

dem say na only okada men dey wear nylon e trend


#ENDTIME
CelebritiesRe: Patience Ozokwor Welcomes Her 16th Grandchild (Photo) by Samsimple(m): 11:32am On Apr 11, 2018
Mama G madam general.. Share d national moimoi divide d national cake.. Wicked grandmother.. Wicked second wife.. Wicked sister... Dis woman make me love nollywood film with these role... Expecially if cast along with nkem owoh or sam loco or amaechi mounagor or victor osuagwu or john okafor
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye Celebrates Rico Swavey, Offers To Assist His Restaurant Business by Samsimple(m): 11:21am On Apr 11, 2018
Aaahh if this one die young dem go say village, imagine "i go die"
HealthRe: Joseph Ashefel, Lawyer Collapses And Dies At High Court In Abuja. Photo by Samsimple(m): 11:13am On Apr 11, 2018
His lying cup don full... Nowadays people too dey provoke God if na those days of moses wey God dey vex well well thunder for don destroy countless people e.g buhari and bambam


my sincere condonlences to the bereaved
NYSCRe: Soldier Brutalizes Edo Corper For Leaving Parade Ground During POP Rehearsals by Samsimple(m): 11:09am On Apr 11, 2018
Na only ontop civillians body dem dey claim power when dem send them go jungle now instead make dem go handle bokoharam, them go cook okra soup dey upload d pic for social media...
HealthRe: How You May Be Destroying Your Teeth by Samsimple(m): 10:53am On Apr 11, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Na wa, I'm not guilty of any of them. I'm sure that's why I have an awesome dentition.
I only use my teeth in biting nippies.
let me guess your gf breast is now like olympus has fallen
HealthRe: How You May Be Destroying Your Teeth by Samsimple(m): 10:50am On Apr 11, 2018
The blowjobbers and pussy lickers dem know themselves
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi: "N950,000 Is My Monthly Salary As A Minister" by Samsimple(m): 8:30am On Apr 11, 2018
"parents listen to your children we are d leaders of tomorrow" indeed... all dis old men no wan commot from seat...
imagine buhari at 75 contesting it seem this man has lost it... 950,000 for doing wat exactly I weep 4 my country all this men should be in retirement homes receiving pension...

Music/RadioRe: Some Weird And Hilarious Nigerian Lyrics . by Samsimple(m): 3:56pm On Apr 10, 2018
I want to stick with u like a bamboo- maryokun
TravelRe: Man Driving His Car In Lekki On 3 Tyres Only (video) by Samsimple(m): 3:15pm On Apr 10, 2018
CaptainFM1:
That is bad physics. The car may appear stable on the road, but the back axle is not. The load is meant to be shared by both wheels.
ooohh really mtcheeew
Christianity EtcRe: "Prophet Jacob Turns Water Into Petrol In Church In South Africa"- Facebook User by Samsimple(m): 3:13pm On Apr 10, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
What if I told you there are Nigerians that believe a Jew turned water to wine
hopefullandlord doing wat he does best grin
LiteratureRe: Trios Of Life by Samsimple(m): 2:47pm On Apr 10, 2018
Oga come and continue mention me wen u do
RomanceRe: Young Men Bathe Themselves With Champagne (VIDEO) by Samsimple(m): 12:05pm On Apr 10, 2018
when maga don pay
TravelRe: Man Driving His Car In Lekki On 3 Tyres Only (video) by Samsimple(m): 11:30am On Apr 10, 2018
that man know his physics well... wen u concentrate d load on one side it is very possible

EventsRe: Elderly Man With Walking Stick Weds His Old Bride In Imo (Photos) by Samsimple(m): 11:29am On Apr 10, 2018
scarramenga:
angry the gal no even fine sef
respect your elders or else

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