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April Fools' Day (sometimes called All Fools' Day ) is an annual celebration in some European and Western countries commemorated on April 1 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes . The jokes and their victims are called April fools. People playing April Fool jokes often expose their prank by shouting " April fool " at the unfortunate victim(s). Some newspapers, magazines and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day or below the news section in smaller letters. Although popular since the 19th century, the day is not a public holiday in any country. SOURCE>> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day What is the greatest prank you orchestrated or was a victim of ?... |
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The stench from a typical Lagos sceptic tank killed this ones chaiiiii... my sincere condolences to the bereaved....
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na true alibaba talk but at the same time that party was damn too lavish... money good oohh... God punish poverty
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one day I just stroll go swapping joint for ikorodu garage I see one fine chinko phone with these specification 1. 2gb ram 2. android 7.0 3. 13mp camera I con ask the guy how far make i see the battery... omo fear catch me the battery space na for Nokia battery(d Nokia 1202 type)... china has done it again |
ajepkako like me e don way I use seat belt since wen my papa Mercedes Benz don spoil for 2005... na God be my seat belt anytime I enter molue for Lagos abi danfo... even all the intercity or interstate buses for nija sef their belt no dey work only if u get ur own car... God has really been helping me, one day while travelling we had a head on collision with a truck I no know how e happen I see my sef outside d bus unscratched ![]() |
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MrPRevailer:u just committed the fallacy argumentum ad populum and fallacy of converse accident |
Fleewpeed:leave am |
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ooohhhh. this country sef ... bad news everywhere... which kind of grandmother will do this to a kid
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you might be a God on the pitch but off pitch life Ronaldo beat u hands down
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Uyiii:uummmm hope u took that drug that was prescribed for you... cuz I dey vex
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aahhh wait oohhh if an adult rape a minor no b d child face dem suppose hide... why dem con hide this bloody demon face for d first pix abi na him dem rape.... if I be the judge I go sentence u to life imprisonment with hard fvcking through that ur black ass daily... gerra here bloody pedophile
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I no know if make I qualify this guy under the upcoming artiste category.... The only song way this guy sing way I know sef na "reggae blues" to me is d most ridiculous song ever produced in nija... the annoying part is that the song was nominated at Headies award... the moment I saw it on TV I was like
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Harrison Tare Okiri , better known by his stage name Harrysong , is a Nigerian singer, songwriter and instrumentalist who rose to fame after his tribute song to Nelson Mandela won the "Most Downloaded Callertune Award" at The Headies 2013. Harrysong was born in Warri , Delta State, Nigeria to Ijaw parents but moved to Lagos in 2007 after spending some of his early life in Port Harcourt . Prior to signing to QuestionMark Entertainment, Harrysong used to perform at night clubs until he met Kcee who introduced him to top music personalities. In 2014, Harrysong was nominated in the "Best Pop/R&B Artist of the Year" category at the 2014 Nigeria Entertainment Awards after the release of his chart-topping song "Beta Pikin"... SOURCE>> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrysong cc. lalasticlala mynd44
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3. Some people fast on good friday. Some refrain from eating at all while some eat very lightly 4. At 3:00pm if you don't go to mass, stop what you are doing and pray if possible because traditionally jesus died on the cross at that time i kow some christians here will not celebrate good friday like the step listed above.. Some would rather watch BBnaija all day ... How do you intend on spending yours?SOURCE>> https://m.wikihow.com/Celebrate-Good-Friday cc. lalasticlala mynd44 |
2. Some christian communities (catholics and others) hold passion plays that you can attend or perhaps even participate or organise |
If you are a Christian, and you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ Is the Eternal Son Of God, and that He died for all your sins, then for you, Good Friday is the most sorrowful, the most solemn, and yet, one of the holiest days of the entire year. Indeed, it is not a day for celebration, it is a day for observing 1. visit your local church. * For Roman Catholics: There is no mass on Good Friday; however, there is usually a service with Holy Communion. Pray before the Lord in the Blessed Sacrament. The Holy Rosary is especially good prayer for Good Friday. *In addition to Holy Mass, many Churches may also have the Stations of the Cross, which may
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so everyone is talking you too isaac wan talk ur own about nija abi...... gerra ra here
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lala and snake relationship I no really understand oohhh... he is viewing the thread now oohhh
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the innocent child will now be suffering from the curses laid down on his grandfather's head chaiii... .. generational curse loading
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Ugandan authorities have shut down 23 radio stations for “promoting witchcraft’’ and trying to con people out of money . The stations ’ licencses were suspended after they had guests on air who claimed they could heal diseases like HIV , Pamela Ankunda, the Uganda Communications Commission spokesperson , told dpa on Wednesday. “The radios have been promoting witchcraft . People claimed on these radios to cure diseases like AIDS and cancer , ’’ she said . “ These people have been fraudulently getting money from the public, ’’ she added. “Their operations and licences have been suspended until they are able to assure the commission through writing that they will abide by the minimum broadcasting standards, ’’ Ankunda said . She said that Uganda has 292 radio stations , mostly privately - owned . It is not uncommon for various religious leaders , self -proclaimed prophets and traditional healers in Africa to claim being able to cure HIV and other incurable diseases. SOURCE>> http://punchng.com/govt-shuts-23-radio-stations-for-promoting-witchcraft/
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seriously just 3 comments and this made FP... this is strong oohhh in other news some girls eeehhnn... abeg what is this girl displaying
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when will this one become leader of tomorrow
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that's one dirty mother fvcking nasty pastor... sh!t damn it... on Sunday he will carry bible like saint and the woman will be looking like "see this one oohhh"
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Late former South African President Nelson Mandela may be no more, but his legacy still lives on. The first black president of South Africa has had a gold cast of his hands sold for a whopping $10 (£7m) in bitcoin. Canadian crypto-currency exchange firm Arbitrade bought four casts from South African businessman Malcolm Duncan. The firm said it planned to launch a global “Golden Hands of Nelson Mandela” tour to educate young people about the anti-apartheid icon’s life. This is the first time artefacts of Mr Mandela have been sold in bitcoin. Mr Mandela was jailed for 27 years for fighting white minority rule in South Africa. He was released in 1990, and served as president from 1994 to 1999. Mr Mandela died in 2013 at the age of 95. He had turned into a global brand, with businessmen and artists cashing in on his name. Mr Duncan, who now lives in Canada, bought the casts from mining group Harmony Gold in 2002 for about $31,000. Half of the money paid to Harmony Gold was meant to go to charity, but it remains unclear as to whether that happened, Bloomberg news agency reports. Harmony said it had “supplied Mr Duncan with the necessary paperwork verifying the provenance as requested by his attorneys,” but declined to comment on what happened to the donation, Bloomberg reports. The casts, which weigh around 20lb (9kg), include Mr Mandela’s hand, palm and fist. They are part of a collection meant to mark the years the former president spent in prison on Robben Island. The artefacts are believed to be the only ones left in the world. The other sets of the collection were ordered to be destroyed by Mr Mandela, Mr Duncan told Bloomberg. It was part of the former president’s attempt to control his copyright after a number of scandals, including forgery allegations, arose around the sale of art bearing his image and name. Arbitrade has paid Mr Duncan a bitcoin deposit that has been converted to $50,000, and the rest is expected to be paid in quarterly installments of at least $2m, Bloomberg reports. SOURCE>> https://lailasnews.com/gold-casts-of-nelson-mandelas-hands-sell-for-10m-in-bitcoin/ cc. lalasticlala mynd44
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see the coffin sef people wicked ooohh chaiii... at least if person dey alive una no help em when she die una suppose do better na... who no go vex.... lalasticlala I was banned this morning by anti spam bot in crime section ooohh....
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THE National Drug Law Enforcement Agency has arrested one Iredia Austine in the Owan East Local Government Area of Edo State for alleged drug trafficking.SOURCE>> http://punchng.com/i-sold-marijuana-to-fund-my-education-geophysics-graduate/
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