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Jokes EtcApril Fool Day: The Greatest Prank You Orchestrated Or Was A Victim Of? by Samsimple(op): 7:15am On Apr 01, 2018
April Fools' Day (sometimes called All Fools' Day ) is an annual celebration in some European and Western countries commemorated on April 1 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes . The jokes and their victims are called April fools. People playing April Fool jokes often expose their prank by shouting " April fool " at the unfortunate victim(s). Some newspapers, magazines and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day or below the news section in smaller letters. Although popular since the 19th century, the day is not a public holiday in any country.

SOURCE>> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day


What is the greatest prank you orchestrated or was a victim of ?...
CrimeRe: Two Lagos Pupils Die After Falling Into Septic Tank by Samsimple(m): 10:22am On Mar 31, 2018
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CrimeRe: Two Lagos Pupils Die After Falling Into Septic Tank by Samsimple(m): 10:22am On Mar 31, 2018
The stench from a typical Lagos sceptic tank killed this ones chaiiiii...
my sincere condolences to the bereaved....

CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Lashes Man Who Criticised The Lavish Wedding Of Dangote's Daughter by Samsimple(m): 10:07am On Mar 31, 2018
na true alibaba talk but at the same time that party was damn too lavish... money good oohh...
God punish poverty

CelebritiesRe: Skales: I Paid Praiz N4,000 To Produce My First Song by Samsimple(m): 7:45am On Mar 31, 2018
so

CelebritiesRe: Skales: I Paid Praiz N4,000 To Produce My First Song by Samsimple(m): 7:44am On Mar 31, 2018
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PhonesRe: Which Android Phone Has These Specifications? Help by Samsimple(m):
one day I just stroll go swapping joint for ikorodu garage I see one fine chinko phone with these specification

1. 2gb ram
2. android 7.0
3. 13mp camera

I con ask the guy how far make i see the battery... omo fear catch me the battery space na for Nokia battery(d Nokia 1202 type)... china has done it again
Car TalkRe: The Origin Of 3-point Seat Belts by Samsimple(m): 7:02am On Mar 31, 2018
ajepkako like me e don way I use seat belt since wen my papa Mercedes Benz don spoil for 2005... na God be my seat belt anytime I enter molue for Lagos abi danfo...

even all the intercity or interstate buses for nija sef their belt no dey work only if u get ur own car...

God has really been helping me, one day while travelling we had a head on collision with a truck I no know how e happen I see my sef outside d bus unscratched grin
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Buys A Hotel In Ibiza (pictures) by Samsimple(m): 5:14pm On Mar 30, 2018
Gbire111:
How is your body? Report to a nearby clinic kiakia. My 1 cent!��

Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Rely So Heavily On Logical Fallacies? by Samsimple(m): 4:22pm On Mar 30, 2018
MrPRevailer:
it continues to demonstrate how stupid atheism is.


For example, you can observe them saying that former atheists were never atheist to begin with - the no true scotsman fallacy.

Also you can also observe them referring to God with juvenile terms - the appeal to ridicule fallacy.

Regularly you can observe them expressing their misunderstanding of scripture (often to mock), even though they admit years of study to show they found it too difficult to understand, so reject it as not true - the personal incredulity fallacy.
u just committed the fallacy argumentum ad populum and fallacy of converse accident
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musician Harrysong Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Samsimple(op): 3:59pm On Mar 30, 2018
Fleewpeed:
how are u making sense now lalasticlala come and see this one oohh
leave am
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Buys A Hotel In Ibiza (pictures) by Samsimple(m): 3:58pm On Mar 30, 2018
Gbire111:
Who asked you? Abi you too beat him? Bad belle

CrimeRe: Lady Burns Her Granddaughter’s Hands Over Noddles In Edo (photos) by Samsimple(m): 3:57pm On Mar 30, 2018
ooohhhh. this country sef ... bad news everywhere... which kind of grandmother will do this to a kid

SportsRe: Lionel Messi Buys A Hotel In Ibiza (pictures) by Samsimple(m): 3:48pm On Mar 30, 2018
you might be a God on the pitch but off pitch life Ronaldo beat u hands down

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musician Harrysong Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Samsimple(op): 3:00pm On Mar 30, 2018
Uyiii:
just use your signature take judge the nonsense wey you post, then tell me how you take make any senseundecided
uummmm hope u took that drug that was prescribed for you... cuz I dey vex

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musician Harrysong Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Samsimple(op): 2:33pm On Mar 30, 2018
cc. lalasticlala
CrimeRe: Man Accused Of Drugging, Raping And Impregnating A Teenage Girl In Abuja. Photos by Samsimple(m): 2:26pm On Mar 30, 2018
aahhh wait oohhh if an adult rape a minor no b d child face dem suppose hide...
why dem con hide this bloody demon face for d first pix abi na him dem rape....
if I be the judge I go sentence u to life imprisonment with hard fvcking through that ur black ass daily...

gerra here bloody pedophile

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musician Harrysong Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Samsimple(op):
I no know if make I qualify this guy under the upcoming artiste category.... The only song way this guy sing way I know sef na "reggae blues" to me is d most ridiculous song ever produced in nija... the annoying part is that the song was nominated at Headies award... the moment I saw it on TV I was like

CelebritiesNigerian Musician Harrysong Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by Samsimple(op): 2:19pm On Mar 30, 2018
Harrison Tare Okiri , better known by his stage name
Harrysong , is a Nigerian singer, songwriter and instrumentalist who rose to fame after his tribute song to
Nelson Mandela won the "Most Downloaded Callertune Award" at The Headies 2013. Harrysong was born in
Warri , Delta State, Nigeria to Ijaw parents but moved to
Lagos in 2007 after spending some of his early life in
Port Harcourt . Prior to signing to QuestionMark Entertainment, Harrysong used to perform at night clubs until he met Kcee who introduced him to top music personalities.

In 2014, Harrysong was nominated in the "Best Pop/R&B Artist of the Year" category at the 2014 Nigeria Entertainment Awards after the release of his chart-topping song "Beta Pikin"...

SOURCE>> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrysong

cc. lalasticlala mynd44

Christianity EtcRe: Today Is Good Friday: How To Celebrate Good Friday by Samsimple(op):
3. Some people fast on good friday. Some refrain from eating at all while some eat very lightly

4. At 3:00pm if you don't go to mass, stop what you are doing and pray if possible because traditionally jesus died on the cross at that time


i kow some christians here will not celebrate good friday like the step listed above.. Some would rather watch BBnaija all day grin ... How do you intend on spending yours?
SOURCE>> https://m.wikihow.com/Celebrate-Good-Friday

cc. lalasticlala mynd44
Christianity EtcRe: Today Is Good Friday: How To Celebrate Good Friday by Samsimple(op): 7:05am On Mar 30, 2018
2. Some christian communities (catholics and others) hold passion plays that you can attend or perhaps even participate or organise
Christianity EtcToday Is Good Friday: How To Celebrate Good Friday by Samsimple(op): 6:19am On Mar 30, 2018
If you are a Christian, and you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ Is the Eternal Son Of God, and that He died for all your sins, then for you, Good Friday is the most sorrowful, the most solemn, and yet, one of the holiest days of the entire year.
Indeed, it is not a day for celebration, it is a day for observing

1. visit your local church.

* For Roman Catholics: There is no mass on Good Friday; however, there is usually a service with Holy Communion. Pray before the Lord in the Blessed Sacrament. The Holy Rosary is especially good prayer for Good Friday.

*In addition to Holy Mass, many Churches may also have the Stations of the Cross, which may

PoliticsRe: Isaac Newton-Farris Advises Nigerians On Buhari by Samsimple(m): 7:15pm On Mar 28, 2018
so everyone is talking you too isaac wan talk ur own about nija abi...... gerra ra here

Nairaland GeneralRe: This Big Python Killed Our Pregnant Goat And Got Killed Too (Photos) by Samsimple(m): 3:13pm On Mar 28, 2018
lala and snake relationship I no really understand oohhh... he is viewing the thread now oohhh

PoliticsRe: Photo Of President Buhari Carrying His Grandchild by Samsimple(m): 3:01pm On Mar 28, 2018
the innocent child will now be suffering from the curses laid down on his grandfather's head chaiii... .. generational curse loading

Music/RadioUgandan Authorities Shuts 23 Radio Stations For Promoting Witchcraft by Samsimple(op): 2:38pm On Mar 28, 2018
Ugandan authorities have shut down 23 radio stations for “promoting witchcraft’’ and trying to con people out of money .
The stations ’ licencses were suspended after they had guests on air who claimed they could heal diseases like HIV , Pamela Ankunda, the Uganda Communications Commission spokesperson , told dpa on Wednesday.
“The radios have been promoting witchcraft . People claimed on these radios to cure diseases like AIDS and cancer , ’’ she said .
“ These people have been fraudulently getting money from the public, ’’ she added.

“Their operations and licences have been suspended until they are able to assure the commission through writing that they will abide by the minimum broadcasting standards, ’’ Ankunda said .
She said that Uganda has 292 radio stations , mostly privately - owned .
It is not uncommon for various religious leaders , self -proclaimed prophets and traditional healers in Africa to claim being able to cure HIV and other incurable diseases.


SOURCE>> http://punchng.com/govt-shuts-23-radio-stations-for-promoting-witchcraft/

TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Desist From Wearing Teddy A’s Clothes – Bambam Warns Alex (video) by Samsimple(m): 1:52pm On Mar 28, 2018
seriously just 3 comments and this made FP... this is strong oohhh


in other news some girls eeehhnn... abeg what is this girl displaying

CelebritiesRe: Oluwatobiloba Michael Falana Celebrates His 4th Birthday In School (Photos) by Samsimple(m): 11:12am On Mar 28, 2018
when will this one become leader of tomorrow

Christianity EtcRe: Lady Leaks Pastor Aaron Finley's Sex Chat With Her by Samsimple(m): 11:04am On Mar 28, 2018
that's one dirty mother fvcking nasty pastor... sh!t damn it... on Sunday he will carry bible like saint and the woman will be looking like "see this one oohhh"

CelebritiesGold Casts Of Nelson Mandela’s Hands Sell For $10m In Bitcoin. by Samsimple(op): 8:33am On Mar 28, 2018
Late former South African President Nelson Mandela may be no more, but his legacy still lives on. The first black president of South Africa has had a gold cast of his hands sold for a whopping $10 (£7m) in bitcoin.
Canadian crypto-currency exchange firm Arbitrade bought four casts from South African businessman Malcolm Duncan.
The firm said it planned to launch a global “Golden Hands of Nelson Mandela” tour to educate young people about the anti-apartheid icon’s life.
This is the first time artefacts of Mr Mandela have been sold in bitcoin.
Mr Mandela was jailed for 27 years for fighting white minority rule in South Africa.
He was released in 1990, and served as president from 1994 to 1999. Mr Mandela died in 2013 at the age of 95. He had turned into a global brand, with businessmen and artists cashing in on his name.
Mr Duncan, who now lives in Canada, bought the casts from mining group Harmony Gold in 2002 for about $31,000.
Half of the money paid to Harmony Gold was meant to go to charity, but it remains unclear as to whether that happened, Bloomberg news agency reports.
Harmony said it had “supplied Mr Duncan with the necessary paperwork verifying the provenance as requested by his attorneys,” but declined to comment on what happened to the donation, Bloomberg reports.
The casts, which weigh around 20lb (9kg), include Mr Mandela’s hand, palm and fist. They are part of a collection meant to mark the years the former president spent in prison on Robben Island.
The artefacts are believed to be the only ones left in the world.
The other sets of the collection were ordered to be destroyed by Mr Mandela, Mr Duncan told Bloomberg.
It was part of the former president’s attempt to control his copyright after a number of scandals, including forgery allegations, arose around the sale of art bearing his image and name.
Arbitrade has paid Mr Duncan a bitcoin deposit that has been converted to $50,000, and the rest is expected to be paid in quarterly installments of at least $2m, Bloomberg reports.

SOURCE>> https://lailasnews.com/gold-casts-of-nelson-mandelas-hands-sell-for-10m-in-bitcoin/

cc. lalasticlala mynd44

Christianity EtcRe: Coffin ''Refuses'' To Enter Zambian Church Building For Burial (Photos) by Samsimple(m): 8:22am On Mar 28, 2018
see the coffin sef people wicked ooohh chaiii... at least if person dey alive una no help em when she die una suppose do better na... who no go vex....

lalasticlala I was banned this morning by anti spam bot in crime section ooohh....

CrimeI Sold Marijuana To Fund My Education – Geophysics Graduate by Samsimple(op): 6:54am On Mar 28, 2018
THE National Drug Law Enforcement Agency has arrested one Iredia Austine in the Owan East Local Government Area of Edo State for alleged drug trafficking.

Southern City News learnt that Austine, said to be a graduate of Geophysics at the Ambrose Ali University , Ekpoma , was arrested by NDLEA operatives in Iyeu -Otua community following a tip - off.

Armed personnel from the state command of the agency were said to have stormed the residence of the suspect on Ohiomah Street , where 82 bags of dried weeds, weighing 762 kilogrammes , were discovered.
The NDLEA Commandant in Edo State , Mr . Buba Wakawa , confirmed Austine ’ s arrest on Monday , adding that the recovered weed tested positive for cannabis sativa.

Wakawa said the 82 bags of dried weeds were recovered from inside the ceiling of the suspect’ s apartment .

He said , “ The suspect was arrested at his residence in Otuo based on intelligence report . During a search operation , officers discovered 82 bags of cannabis sativa concealed inside the ceiling of his house with a total weight of 762 kgs . ”

Austine claimed that financial constraint pushed him into marijuana peddling as an undergraduate in 2011 .
“I studied Geophysics at the Ambrose Ali University , Ekpoma , and completed my National Youth Service Corps (programme ) in January, 2018 . I started selling cannabis in 2011 when I gained admission into the university . This was because I had no one to help me financially.

“After my graduation, I stopped selling cannabis; but the temptation arose when I purchased a form for my Masters degree programme at the University of Port Harcourt .
“It was circumstances that made me to deal in it ( cannabis) and this is the largest quantity of cannabis I have bought at a time . Please, I need help because there is nobody I can turn to in life for assistance , ” Austine said .
But Wakawa said Austine’ s excuse was not tenable , vowing that he would be charged to court .
He noted , “ This is a criminal act that is punishable by the NDLEA Act . It is unjustifiable to engage in the criminal act under any pretext.

“A preliminary investigation uncovered that the suspect bought the drugs during the harvest season and stored it in the ceiling for sale during the peak season . Further investigative activities have been concluded for the suspect to be arraigned in court soon. ”
SOURCE>> http://punchng.com/i-sold-marijuana-to-fund-my-education-geophysics-graduate/

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