₦airaland Forum

Godemcee:
I got sisters nd cousins but they smart nd dy always shine there eye

how sure are you that your sis and cousins have not aborted before? Do you follow them everywhere they go? Am not surprise there is a girl that has been aborting for you that is why you conclude that girl are like this. How sure your mum has not abort for your dad b4 they got married. Next time dont bring this type of topic to nairaland

pls where is your location? I am asking because of transportation.

i don park for here

ConqueredWest:
If it is Jonathan, Afonjas would have condemned him because of his 5% root. Out of shame that the 5% will mock the Afonjas to death, Afonjas like OBJ and Bakare are defending him

Tomorrow, the Afonjas will be wondering why their prayers against poverty( brown roofs ) are not answered.

When you condemn Jonathan for so called corruption while defending Buhari despite his glaring nepotism, how do you guys expect God to answer your prayers.

This was the same thing an Afonja hero did in the past that put the Afonjas into poverty.

The Afonjas accused the Igbos of seeking to dominate them in the 1950s-1960s only to turn around and implement the 20pounds policy in the 1970s in order to render the Igbos weaker and dominate them forever. This backfired to their detriment

Hypocrisy gives birth to poverty (brown roofs)

My advice to everyone is that, do whatever it takes not to be an hypocrite.

Yes leave the Afonjas alone and go back to ur east if u igbo can live together with your selves, if you won't finish killing yourselves because of land and envy. Some of you will open your gutters and just write rubbish, if whr u dey tire u go back to ur east and stop making noise, at least u can buy and sell to ur selve when u go back to your east if you are not comfortable with Afonjas land. yellow flat headed albinos.

How sure are we that Siasia didn't gamble our last match with Germany, they way those boys played with Germans was suspicious. Even if they Japanese guy promise given them the money, are we sure is not part of the plan? because I know Asians don't play with gambling.

kossyablaze:
9ja Don tire me

You can go to pakistan. I hear it awesome at this time of year

Jayceo:
It would shock you its Buhari.
Do you know the massive corruption under him during the time of PTF in abacha days

Pls Mr. Get ur facts right, during Abacha regime as at 1998 hw much was Naira to a Dollar, it was N84, and during Gej tenure as at 2014 exchange rate was 200 and above to a Dollar, so if 2 of them are thieves, then who stole more money?

No Nigeria president flex money reach Jonathan not even Abacha, and I know patient Jonathan is the master mind of this cake. Don't be surprise that cake was the cake the used during Nigeria at 50 celebration or we have also forgotten that he celebrated 2 of his daughter's wedding (Ine nd Faith), with 6 different independent/chidrens day, and other private state house parties we didn't hear of.

BABANGBALI:
don't mind them jare. Abeg let's go inside make i show you something

Abeg wetin you wan show her way u say make una go inside, abeg no fool d tank ooo b4 she come get belle.

We Nigerians are d problems of our same country, just in one year we are already given up, but don't forget when we were all enjoying all those money we where meant to save or invest in, no body thought of the future, what would other African countries that has been suffering for years even till now do, if only in one year we are grumbling like children of Isrealite did before reaching the promise land, Instead of us to start praying for our president we are busy insulting him. Have we forgotten that both Bible and Quran made mention that we should pray for our leaders because he place them in that position. And don't forget if God want to punish a nation he can use its leader to punish them and also if he wants to bless them is also through the leader he put there. But let us ask how self if the next president coming 2019 is another person and is time is worst than this time, what are we going to do, Are we going to fight God or beg God to have mercy on us. Only God gives good leaders and no body else. Even most Nairalander complainning won't make a good leader if given a chance, so pls we are already in this mess and only God can fix it. Pls let's just keep praing for our country. God bless u all and God bless Nigeria.

divinehand2003:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is a bigger joke. USA isn't scared of corrupt Nigerian politicians. They would gladly share any information with the EFCC if they asked instead of hiding behind 6 cheap looking laptops.

I didn't say US are scared of Nigerian politician, all am saying is dat they are onlyy securing dis data because of security in EFCC, because even they among EFCC the still av snitch working for some politicians.

hopeforcharles:
Software we cant buy with our oil money? There is nothing specifically special about it, if you want any software there are security organisations that can create one for u as long as u can pay. So quit that your sorry excuse of software and piracy

Sorry bro, the same organisation u give to make u one will also sell u out, if nigeria av such oil money, he reach u? One man dat av an oil ring can also figth any investigation against him in nigeria. Some men are powerful dan nigeria it self wen it comes to dat cash.

[quote author=divinehand2003 post=48014456]Why not give us drones instead of Laptops? Is this a joke or something? A country like USA dashing EFCC laptops, hmmm.[/quote

Guy just use ur head nd thnk; usa dash EfCC laptop, do u knw hw many top officials name nd loots are in those laptop? Top officials that america av been tracking thr money laundary activities world wide.

These laptops are not just
ordinary laptops, Do you know the informations
and softwares on it ? Softwares that have specific
codes that cant be given out to anybody. Even if the information is given on a harddrive, EFCC cant
even open it with an ordinary computer because
they dont have such software,these are
encrypted informations and the laptop given to
them has the software and America cant trust
nigeria with the software before tomorrow now you will find the pirated verson of it. And again
you can find one EFCC offical can go n sell the
software to another country. Which can be use to
against them in the future.

I dont know why all these small children on nairaland are thinking through their ass. Are you people thinking that these laptops are just ordinary laptops? Do you know the informations and softwares on it ? Softwares that have specific codes that cant be given out to anybody. Even if the information is given on a harddrive, EFCC cant even open it with an ordinary computer because they dont have such software,these are encrypted informations and the laptop given to them has the software and America cant trust nigeria with the software before tomorrow now you will find the pirated verson of it. And again you can find one EFCC offical can go n sell the software to another country. Which can be use to against them in the future.

Misterdhee1:
That is the problem with u guys.. When u blv u know something, u don't av a single idea about.. Best of luck in your choice..

seriously you are going to stay there and tell me that there is nothing like that in the quran. After all there years nobody has ever stood up and said that that is not in the quran.

Ranchhoddas:
Muslims also believe in Hell Fire. What if you die and discover that Allah's Hell is the real one. What will you do?

i will happily match into Allah's hell fire than match into Allah's paradise where 70 virgins which we dont know if they are women or men or sea creatures are only the gift i wil recieve for all my suffering on earth

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Its not a lie,the National Assembly is looking dry now adays. Even the car park is dry. All the men carrying money up and down are not doing that again. No money to spend. Men that i see eating white soup everyday and a plate cost N500 and the eat twice in a day cant afford it again.

najib632:
He is trying to show the Might of God. If God willed all of useless human beings would burn in hell. Because we dont add anything to God's universe except blood shed, sin and Impurity.

Use our brain,How does that show u the might of God. It only showed that mohammed was confused and his followers are also confuse.

najib632:
No idol exists in the Ka'aba. That is the house of God that Ibrahim A.S. and Ismail A.S. built as order by God because it was destroyed during the flood that covered the whole earth. And I will not force you to believe because its your choice to save your damned soul from hell.

It you that have to save your damned soul from hell.Even your mohamed said he doesnt knw where he is going to,i just hope he is not in hell. Messenger of God who doesnt know where he is going to

The idols that the people of mecca where worshiping before and during mohammad time, were not totally destroyed and some where still kept inside the kaaba that is why all muslims have to face mecca where those idol(idols) are to pray and bow down to and also have to pray in one particular language arabic, what the idol (idols) understand. They also dont allow any kind of person to go into the kaaba. Only selected people are allow and they dont disclose what the see inside to anybody

guy you finished in 2014 and i m sure u finished your service last year and you are already complaining, what do you want those who finished in 2010 and not yet gotten a job to do. Job opportunity is limited for mathermatics graduate. My advice is for you to go and get a teaching job in a primary or secondary school. And why did your university not give u automatic employment as per you graduated with 1st class?

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Noneroone:
For those saying no missiles can't be launched, u better run to safety 'cos the military just comfirmed it is possible.


For those saying Nigeria cannot disintegrate having survived decades of violence, let them remember that you can cut a big tree for hours but the actual fall happens in a matter of seconds

let us convoke a sovereign national conference now before it becomes late.

Are you high on paw paw leaf? They cant do anything. Infact if the dont blow up their targets they are all bastards with out balls. even sheikau have balls more than them

ganisucks:
Another example of talking before thinking. PostUme was set up by a law, and can only be stopped after wide consultations between NASS and the respective tertiary institutions. This government is clueless, unintelligent and useless. ASUU strike loading.

You are a wicked fellow. Pls tell me the use of post ume after passing your jamb? Do you know the number of people this post ume have affected? This post ume is just an avenue for the university authorities to enrich themself. So its a good move by the government in tackling another sector that is corrupt. Pls next time if you dont have something reasonable to contribute to nairaland just read n learn from other people's opinion.