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Dey luk lyk sibblings

bros na so U hate Jona reach?e be like say U no dey go church or mosque o!lwkmd!

1stola:
I know that's what PEJ will say.

OBJ host GEJn his ,famly n friendz dat fotografa self,dem force am 2 snap d pic?y em no arange dem properly

Keep it up sodiers,we need to have a violence free election.God will grant our sodiers d wisdom and strenght 2 overcome all dis evil.

Buhari has Become a better man,he deserves a chance...we all learn frm our past misteks. So he has learned frm his..

When my kid sis 1st said does d L word 2 me it was a bit awkward but afterwards I think I am comftable with the word around ma sibblings.this a good reminder that I need 2 say it more to them cos I love them with My heartbeat.ma mum is late but if she was alive will gladly say dat to her,sayn it 2 my dad well I can do dat dnt knw hw he will react to it but I knw he will apreciet it. Anyways!

Marage dosnt com cheap dis days,only bride price go chop clos to 500k asyd d marage celebration.we will cross dat brige by God's grace!

How do U expect to cut down a tree by cutting its branches?untill the government start probing internally to fish out people wu r bhind BH,evry move by the militry will be compromised.Nigeria militry can wipe out BH in a week but if all Dere efort is compromised n dey r nt givin d ryte odas it is imposible.militry men on d field knw d ryte tin 2 do but dey r givin d rong odas wich dey must folow.wu is givin dos oders?charity bgins at hom.FG. Shuld fight d war internally 1st.God help Nigeria!

If Niger n Chad will also step up their act against BH. Den I gues overcomin dem won't be a big problem cos it seems d two r even suporters.God will help us 2 conquer dis madness!

Happend 2 me this mornin,thot of a frnd I have not seen for long, I chekd ma fone 2 see if I still had his number,saw his number but decided 2 call Leta only 4 me to go out for an apointment not far frm my. Area n low n bhold I saw him.d 1st tin I told him was he will live long den I xplaind 2 em hw I wanted 2 call.he lost my numba all dis wyle.

This is Nigeria all U do is study hard,prayers,good connection to som1 in ur institution of choice cos grades is not all dat matas,admision process has been corrupted.I have seen people with gud grades,jamb score n post utme scores fail to gain admision in courses dey are over qualified for....thank God jamb now give admision on merit for dos wu get hy marks

Pitching his tent with GEJ was exercising his franchise but saying he was the reason we won AFCON he needs brain. Surgery 2 remove dat goat brain.

We get plenty jobless n hungry people for Naija wey no get better thinz to do with dere tym na to go luk 4 small campaign egunje...God help us!

:PThankx for the reminder...tell us something new cos that's stalled news

Even in his own home.wahala dey o!

O.P U are so on point like a full stop!wish I knew some of the things I knw now,I would bcome a millionaire wyle in skool!

Cynthia Morgan wan kill person o!dis girl no dey go church?na one person get all dis yabins? on a serioS note popori is comon slang its not somtin lyk dekoko which is original.feelin Cynthia jare,d gIrl is gud!

Nigerian politicians are better at insult than leadership.GEJ is the present why is he making comparison with Someones past?he is comparing a 2 and a half year term in office 2 his six years in office.he should tell us what he intend to do when. Voted and how he intend 2 achieve them cos if its same with his 6yrs thus far omo na die we dey!

Is that all he can use to convince us to vote him?am not sure this dude really has good plans for this country.

That's the defination of me...I get the girl always and does of U thinkin it most be with money are on a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong tin!

Why do they keep judging him with his past?we 4get dat humans can change.we all are product of our past misteks which meks us better people.he is a better man now cos he has learnt frm his past.

Shy girls ko,shy girls ni,they will plot ur dead sentence and U can't detect.most girls dat r talkative are d most difcult 2 date cos dey knw hw 2 scare guys wt dere words n confidence,unlyk d shy girl wu will jst smyl in2 anoda guys bed.dey gud listeners wich meks dem gulible thou dere are always xceptions.I prefer an extrovert atlist I can easily knw wat she can do n can't do.am talkin frm a lot of experiance O.P at d top

They should go and ask Jonathan brothers MEND,what has APC. Got to do with it..Naija politicians and their stupidity

It was not easy for Lawrence Anini...
It was not easy for Oyenusi...
It was not easy for Shina Rambo...
It was not easy for Alameseigha...
It was not easy for James Ibori...
It was not easy for Bode George... &
It was not easy for Farouk Lawan...

Lawrence Anini did it!
Oyenusi did it!
Shina Rambo did it! Alameseigha did it!
James Ibori did it!
Bode George did it &
Forouk Lawan did it!

Now, GEJ is doing it...

Mr President, keep stealing, because "STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION".

And the looting partners with you are far more than the suffering Nigerians who are against you.

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Singing in Tuface voice**shey dey want to tell us anoda story again o***

WhiteTechnology:
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Buhari should just admit that he is not academically qualified to lead Nigeria


No wonder he plans to give free meals and N5000 to 25Million people instead of jobs and loans that will empower them to pay #5000 into our national treasury

But he is acamically qualified to be a general in Nigerian army.if he is not literate how did he bcom a general?are U tryin 2 downgrade militry educational standard?I wonder how some people think,with words like this all I can say is #God help Nigera

Guys let's be sincere,if this was an advert who's pic will sell d product?
I think Amaechi looks more like someone enjoying the headfone which will mek a gud advert wyle Goodluck luks like someone who's forcin it to luk cool with an headphone,not sure he has worn one before loz...#maopinion!

He who pays the piper dictates the tune.when FG decide to make INEC truely independent dats wen we can get credible election.why will U make such a sensitive change less dan 1month to election and U expect the person to deliver.Naija and fire service approach.I pray dis nonsens ends dis year.SMSH!

We don tire for talk..let see it come to bare!

ireneony:
Yeye story..
I don't believe your story

If the story is true cos am findin it hard to blieve sounds more like naija film.
O.P tell ur frnd he can only have one mother but he can have 100 wifes good ones self that won't require killin his mother.mek she go put her finger 4 insyd ha kini fuqhasef 2 death.God punish devil!