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Religion / Christian Group Declare 30 Days Fasting To Stop Buhari by SamuelTurner(m): 6:26pm On Apr 19, 2018
A group of Christian Leaders under the auspices of United Christian Leaders Eagle Eyes Forum (UCLEEF), has declared a 30 day prayer and fasting to stop President Muhammadu Buhari from winning the 2019 Presidential election and sending him into what they described as forceful retirement. The Christian group who presented a copy of the Holy Bible to President Buhari during the count down to the 2015 Presidential election asked Nigerians irrespective of religious, ethnic and political inclinations to “awake and save our dear nation” as it is the citizenry that have the power, right and choice to make the country great again. Addressing a news conference in Abuja on Thursday, Chairman of the Forum. Pastor Aminchi Habu said there was every indications that if President Buhari is re-elected in 2019, the country will continue to slide backward, asking Nigerians to expect more failures from the president. According to him, what the country needs to end the high level of social decadence and lack of development in the country was to elect a leader with a vision and the mindset to make the nation great He said: “The president knows that he has nothing you offer this country. So, he should just maintain his integrity by keeping to his word of doing only one term. “He failed already and will surely fail again because nothing will change. It will still be the same group of people. Just because engine oil makes a car run smoothly doesn’t mean it can revive an engine that knocks. “The president is not a leader anymore but has turned to a ruler. A leader put his people first while a ruler only thinks about himself. Right now Mr President is not thinking about the masses but himself only. He just wants to remain in power and not you serve thus country because he cannot. “We cannot continue like this and that is why we are urging Nigerians to vote massively against him and retire him forcefully. He has nothing to offer again. Mr President is known for blaming others for his failures. He blames the PDP girl the economic problems in the country and now he is blaming late Gaddafi for the insecurity problems in the country,” he quipped. Pastor Aminchi noted that 30-day prayers and fasting had commenced by both Christian and Muslim faithfuls for a true leader to emerge out of the many aspirants, stressing: “I indulge each and every citizen of this country to awake and save our dear nation. We all have the power, the right and the choice to make the right and wise decision so that Nigeria will be great again. “What Nigeria needs is a leader with vision and a mindset to make this nation great. Nigeria needs a leader not a ruler. Someone who is bold enough to see failure and turn it to success not someone who will see failure and blame others for it. “That is why we as a Christian forum with some of our Muslim brothers with like mindset have entered into prayers and fasting that before we reach the middle of the year, that is June, a true leader will emerge out of the many aspirants”. He said further that “the APC are claiming that PDP failed and is the cause of all the failure in this present government. Well how can the government perform effectively when all those that are suppose to help it work better are among those that make the previous government failed. It’s like buying a new car and instead of using a new engine oil you decided to use the condemned one from your old car, you cannot blame the car if it develop fault. “And now we hear the president blaming Gaddafi for all the killings happening in the country, well it’s not surprising because the president is known for blaming others for his failure. He blames PDP for the economic problems in the country and now he is blaming Gaddafi a dead man for the insecurity problems. “Next he will blame car manufacturers for all the accidents happening in our roads due to how bad the roads are, or even blame Text books authors for the failure In our academic system, or blame Kanji dam for the electricity problem. “Even if those people are from outside the country it is still the fault of the president as the commander in chief of the armed forces of Nigeria. He closed those places that are supposed to be open like the border of Cotonou and live so many loop holes for infiltration. It is just as a man having a house, you didn’t fenced it and decided not to close your doors and windows at night without any security. “You can’t blame anybody if armed robbers enter and create havoc in your house and of cause no one will pity you cause you brought it upon yourself due to your carelessness and negligence. Since the president don’t know how to protect the country, he should not blame anyone for his inability to keep his children safe as the father of the nation.

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Politics / Re: 2019: EFCC To Invite Kwankwaso Over Fraud by SamuelTurner(m): 12:21pm On Apr 19, 2018
I cannot be surprised....

When the man that can't even defend his certificate is calling people with degrees illiterates...

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Romance / Re: 'My Future Husband Must Bath In The River For 3 Days'; Nigerian Lady Says.Photos by SamuelTurner(m): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2018
1.Am even wondering how some Deeper life men wakes their wives for sex.....I guess they will be like ☞"Sister Grace....wake up, its time for sexual ministration" Nobody should touch me ohh!!! Am not feeling fine 2.Some people will come to the ATM, see others on queue and still ask ☞"IS IT PAYING" No ohhh!!!! We came to vote Buhari again Chai!!!! Kwesion 3.Those of you forming ORAL ENGLISH, Until you stop pronouncing "GOD" as "guard" Your prayers are going straight to security guards Don't argue with me 4.Tissue papers are made for slim girl.... Fat girls should use calenders, posters or even cement bags This is not my teethwriting 5.I said NO!!!! to a Girl asking me to be her Boyfriend, because my mind is telling me She wants to sleep with me and run away Don't blame me ohh!!! Am still a virgin 6.Please ohh!!!! This one that girls are now makeup artists, who will roast corn for us this season Ayamnotunderstandingohh!!!! 7.Please am I the only one afraid of pronouncing ☞HAUWEI PHONE in public 8.If you see a girl with IPHONE 8 plus, pity her She has gone through a lot 9.Girls with big lips ehn!!!! When they peck you, it sounds like screenshots 10.Okay anybody that send me ☞I am Mark Zuckerberg again, I swear I will block you and then put you in jail!!! Person will not hear word again!!!! Now I can't find my old chats.....They just send it and full my inbox Ayam angry right now!!! RIDDLES!!!!! RIDDLES!!!!! RIDDLES!!!! A short thing,it gets longer as you hold it and passes between a woman's breast and enters into a small hole What is it . . . . . . . Chai!!!! Bad minds...some people are thinking of something else It is CAR SEAT BELT!!!!! CAR SEAT BELT OHHH!!!! I cannot shout ohhh!!!! Lemme start goin sef

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Crime / Re: Man Murdered After Winning N11m On Nairabet by SamuelTurner(m): 10:45pm On Apr 18, 2018
Zonacom:
. The last time I won 12 million on nairabet
Stop lying
Literature / I Was Molested At 17- Chimamanda Adichie by SamuelTurner(m): 9:46pm On Apr 18, 2018
Source:

c.newsnow.co.uk/A/933957678?-395:737

Nigerian author, Chimamanda Adichie has revealed that
she was molested at the age of 17.
The award winning author revealed this while speaking at
the Stockholm Forum for Gender Equality.
She narrated how a ‘big man in the media’ slipped his hand
under her clothes and then into her bra to squeeze her
breasts when she was 17 years old’.
According to her, “I had written a book of poems and taken
it to a big man in the media who I felt would support my
quest to have it introduced to the public, but was
dumbfounded when the man who had earlier praised me
for writing the book did the unthinkable.
“He slipped his hand into my bra to squeeze my breasts.
Then I was so shocked that I did nothing for seconds but
then, I pushed his hand away, gently, nicely, because I
didn’t want to offend him.
“Later that day, I broke out in a rash on my face, neck and
chest, as though my body was recoiling, as though my body
was saying what my lips had not said.”

Crime / Re: Unilag Student Arrested For Stealing Her Boyfriend’s ATM Card To Buy Iphones by SamuelTurner(m): 9:36pm On Apr 18, 2018
Buhari see what you caused....

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Politics / Ekiti 2018: I Offer To Stay Away From Primaries For Peace ―fayose by SamuelTurner(m): 9:29pm On Apr 18, 2018
Source:
www.tribuneonlineng.com/ekiti-2018-i-offer-to-stay-away-from-primaries-for-peace-fayose/



GOVERNOR
Ayo Fayose
of Ekiti State
has offered
to vacate the
state or stay
away from
the
governorship primaries of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
scheduled for May 8, 2018, to buttress his neutrality in the
coming polls.
Governor Fayose spoke in Ado Ekiti, on Wednesday while
welcoming the national chairman of the PDP, Prince Uche
Secondus, former Senate President, David Mark and other
leaders of the party, who were in the state to reassure the
party faithful of their desire to conduct free and fair
primaries.
They had come to Ekiti as a follow-up to an earlier meeting
in Abuja to mediate in the crisis generated in the party by
Governor Fayose’s support of his deputy, Professor Kolapo
Olusola, for the governorship.
He, however, noted that whether he was absent or not at
the primary, this would make no difference as any
candidate he supports stood a better chance to carry the
day.
The governor, who described himself as “the only reigning
professor of politics in the state,” said without attempting to
play God, he was aware he could win the election without
being physically present on the day of the election.
He reiterated his support for his deputy to emerge as the
candidate of the party in the July 14 election but said such
backing of his deputy did not stop others equally interested
in seeking the ticket.
He said: “If other aspirants are not comfortable with my
presence on the day of the primary, I am ready to vacate
the state if that will usher the needed peace.
“What I know however is that with God almighty behind me,
I will still come back to receive certificate of victory from my
people.”
Earlier in an address to the crowd that welcomed the
leaders of the PDP, Prince Secondus reiterated that all
stakeholders, especially all the governorship aspirants, of
their determination to be unbiased in the conduct of the
exercise
Secondus said: “I assure you once again, there will be
transparency and the process would not cheat anybody. I
urge you to join the leaders to work together to ensure free
and fair transparent primaries, eminent Nigerian are
conducting the primaries.
“We urge you to remain calm. We also urge INEC and
security agents not to be partial but come to defend
democracy. Doing that the best if our people will serve the
people the best. From here we are moving to other parts of
the country for sensitisation.”
Also speaking Senator Mark, who was the chairman of the
reconciliation committee, said: “First is that I have been
working on bringing peace to Ekiti by reconciling all parties
and that has been done very well. I thank you supporters
for the peace and agreement to work together.

“Secondly is to assure you that the process leading to the
final election of whoever will become PDP candidate in Ekiti
for the July poll will be free fair and credible. If we are
insisting that INEC must be fair, it means we will have to do
so ourselves at the party level. Nobody will write delegates’
names. Everyone will vote for the candidate of his choice.
“We will ensure this and all stakeholders will ensure it. We
want to show the world what internal democracy is. Internal
democracy will ensure that you all fight for your preferred
candidates and we will ensure that.”
At the meeting were the deputy governor, Professor Kolapo
Olubunmi Olusola, Senator Biodun Olujimi and Prince
Adedayo Adeyeye, who are all aspirants in the election.

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Business / Rising Debts Pose Risk To Nigeria, Other Emerging Economies — IMF by SamuelTurner(m): 9:16pm On Apr 18, 2018
Source https://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/265439-rising-debts-pose-risk-to-nigeria-other-emerging-economies-imf.html


The International Monetary Fund (IMF) on Wednesday
warned that rising public debts in emerging economies
may constitute direct risk to financial stability.
The IMF Financial Counselor and Director of the
Monetary and Capital Markets Department, Tobias
Adrian, disclosed this during the Global Financial
Stability report presentation at the ongoing IMF/World
Bank Spring meetings in Washington.
According to him, short-term risks to financial stability
had increased, and medium term risks remained high,
while vulnerabilities in global markets might make the
road ahead bumpy and put growth at risk.
“Rising foreign debts remain a big risk to financial
stability. The debts that are accumulated quickly are
deteriorating and could pose financial stability crisis in
the future in emerging markets,” he said.
Mr Adrian said also that the Fund had continued to track
debt issuance programmes in emerging markets which
Nigeria belonged to, and that bank-dollar liquidity
mismatches also remained a concern.
He explained that the international US-dollar balance
sheets of non-US banks rely on short-term or wholesale
sources for about 70 per cent of their funding.
He explained that the practice could leave banks
exposed to dollar funding problems in the event of
strains in markets.
“Our growth risk analysis which links financial
conditions to the distribution of future global growth
indicates that, under a severely adverse scenario, growth
could be negative three years from now.
“Stretched valuations across many asset classes,
borrowing by emerging markets and low income
countries and bank-dollar liquidity mismatches remain
vulnerabilities,” he said.
Mr Adrian also said issuance of riskier bonds had
surged, while debt sustainability in emerging markets
and low income countries deteriorated.
Politics / Re: Snatching Of Mace: PDP Reacts, Indicts Security Agents, APC Govt by SamuelTurner(m): 9:06pm On Apr 18, 2018
Me: (calling thunder)hello thunder, I need your help
Thunder: to do what (replied with a hoarse voice)
Me: to fire our politicians.
Thunder: am in sambisa, I,ll call you when am through
Me: ok, thank you sir.



Dear Nigerians, don't worry, the thunder that will fire this people still dey for sambisa doing press up

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Family / Re: My Fiance Has A Child Out Of Wedlock. But Kept It A Secret From Me. by SamuelTurner(m): 4:37pm On Apr 18, 2018
steph2sweet:
Smiles. No, it's just a pic i like.
ok
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Literature / Re: THE AGENTS (action Thriller) by SamuelTurner(m): 12:22am On Apr 18, 2018
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Family / Re: My Fiance Has A Child Out Of Wedlock. But Kept It A Secret From Me. by SamuelTurner(m): 12:18am On Apr 18, 2018
steph2sweet:
Pls matured minds in the house, i need an advice. I just got the shock of my life today. I got to know that the man I am planning to spend the rest of my life with has a child out of wedlock. I heard this from someone close to his family and I confronted him about it. He said he is afraid to loose me, that was why he didn't tell me about it. That he doesn't have anything to do with the lady that gave birth to the child for him, and that the lady is already married. I am just short of words.
follow your mind...

Meanwhile, is that the child at ur dp

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Crime / Re: It Is Illegal For Ladies To Walk Around With Pepper Spray – Nigerian Police (pic by SamuelTurner(m): 12:15am On Apr 18, 2018
Buhari Must Return To Daura
Hit like if your support Share if you oppose
Romance / Re: Gobe!!! Man Cry Of Pain As He Get Stucked Inside Sex Doll (pics) by SamuelTurner(m): 12:14am On Apr 18, 2018
Buhari visit must have affected the guy....




Cc: lalasticlala Mynd44
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Literature / Re: THE AGENTS (action Thriller) by SamuelTurner(m): 9:56pm On Apr 14, 2018
Where this man nah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by SamuelTurner(m): 9:53pm On Apr 14, 2018
If football was Nigerian movie, one day thunder will just strike and C. Ronaldo will fall on the pitch and start shouting "I will confess!!!, I will confess!!! Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and made him lose form" Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! (Ronaldo continues): "I also used the charm I got from agwo turu mbe in Portugal to tie Bale, to make sure he doesn't shine better than me" (Ronaldo coughs and continues): "Please forgive me, I cursed the Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Memphis Depay. Please don't give that Jersey to Rashford unless"...... Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!! (Ronaldo continues) : "When I heard we were about to buy Pogba, I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him useless and sent him to my former club" Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Coach: "Come and be going" ManUtd president: "what did we do to deserve this?" Ronaldo continues : "I made Real Madrid sack Mourinho because the man was trying to find my secret, i tried to kill Messi with frustration in Copa America and also Taking him to jail, but it was the gods that backfired now."" "My body is burning fire ooo fire ooo i have confessed i have confessed ooo" Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Tufiakwa!!!! (Messi will just come in with bible and chaplet in his hands, he will hear the last statement and start crying, then the background music will start Playing) "Uwam o chai Uwam O uwa eeh O Uwam Gini kam mere yah.. " Then Iniesta, Dembele and Suarez will start consoling him. Coach:what did we do to deserve this?.... TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by SamuelTurner(m): 9:28pm On Apr 14, 2018
The only thing dem sabi do na to dribble
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by SamuelTurner(m): 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2018
yemi15:
Heung Min Son should not have been on the bench, he should have started. Big Pochettino mistake there.

You don't bench a player that is in form.
and also moura

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by SamuelTurner(m): 9:20pm On Apr 14, 2018
Pochet should come and learn from jose

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by SamuelTurner(m): 8:57pm On Apr 14, 2018
This Jon Moss na bastard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 14th April 2018 by SamuelTurner(m): 8:54pm On Apr 14, 2018
please, what is the benefit of first to comment??



Don't abuse me!!!!!
I go abuse your papa

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