Education › Re: How True Is This About Mathematics Teachers? Very Funny by san316(m): 6:29am On Feb 28, 2017 |
I can understand if the guy who wrote that doesn't know maths, obviously he doesn't like it. What I don't understand is why he doesn't know how to write good English. If u no sabi maths u suppose sabi English na. Haba |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Answer ''Tell Us About Yourself'' When A Recruiter Asks You by san316(m): 7:24am On Feb 27, 2017 |
What about..
"I'm a cousin to Dasuki.."
You will sure "WOW" them |
Crime › Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Her Husband In Jos For Marrying A Second Wife (Pics) by san316(m): 8:37pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Did any body see Jim Iyke in these pics or its just my eyes. |
Car Talk › Re: Flying Cars 2017: Which Of These Flying Cars Would You Wish To Have? by san316(m): 6:28pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Do they really exist?
You want to use a flying car in Nigeria?
Then you enter lagos
And get trapped in pole wires that are roughly arranged like net?
My hand no dey oo |
Islam › Re: I Made A Promise To ALLAH (s.w.t) But Want To Break It by san316(m): 6:13pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
It becomes more difficult when you are close to overcoming the addiction. Just hang on, when you succeed at this stage, then you are free.
However, next time, never promise Allah to give up a bad habit, rather pray him to help you overcome it. You should only promise yourself to, because you alone benefit from it.
My one penny. |
Family › Re: Teacher Divorces Her Husband Over “Unattractive Joystick” In Delta by san316(m): 5:55pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Hian
Na wa oooh. What is this world turning into?
So men with small joystick cannot marry again?
God help us ooo |
Crime › Re: UNIBEN Student Puts Weed In Nephew's Food, Brags About It (Pics) by san316(m): 12:54pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
foolish garl. |
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Opposite Of 'SORRY' by san316(m): 6:26pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
The opposite of sorry is "FU*K OFF" |
Health › Re: Mango Worms Aka Mango Fly: What You Need To Know About (VIDEO) by san316(m): 4:50pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Interesting. Does it increase ones risk if there is a mango tree nearby? |
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Launches Another Lawsuit Against The EFCC (photos) by san316(m): 12:40pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
She get mind sha |
Politics › Re: 'You Will Die Before Mr President' Written On A Car In Abuja (Photo) by san316(m): 10:58pm On Feb 19, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Every Man Should Be Able To Do This With Their Lady... by san316(m): 8:28pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
SEEDORF441: for dis small exercise? Small exercise ke. Na whole pounds of meat and bone you dey carry for back ooo. |
Romance › Re: Every Man Should Be Able To Do This With Their Lady... by san316(m): 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
Cool and romantic, until you hear CRACKkkkk! And it is not a plate that fell. Then you realize you can't feel your body from waist down. Then the tes of true love will begin for her. If she stays good fo you, if not, good for her. |
Politics › Re: Makarfi Led PDP Heads To Supreme Court by san316(m): 6:02pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
omenkaLives: He will still lose!
We stand with SAS!! 
SAS is who we know! SAS is who we want!
You cant have two thugish governors interrupt the gentleman's precious tea time in his sitting room only to turn back and say you need him no more!
Keep riding Sir Sheriff. Just like they stood with Saraki in 2015, we will always stand with you! This is Karma. She knows her ways |
Politics › Re: Makarfi Led PDP Heads To Supreme Court by san316(m): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
Expected of course. I pray they still lose.
After sheriff finish with them, dem go sell PDP for olx dem no go see buyer. |
Politics › Re: Ali Modu Sherrif In High Spirits As He Arrives His Residence After Victory. PICS by san316(m): 5:56pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
If not because he's an Alhaji he for dance etigi as E dey enter house. |
Romance › Re: Valentine Memes That Will Make Your Day by san316(m): 1:15pm On Feb 14, 2017 |
Kool |
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Farmer In Kogi, Communal Clash Averted (Pics, Video) by san316(m): 6:29am On Feb 14, 2017 |
That's my momma's hometown. |
Romance › Re: Man Marries An Older Woman And This Has Got People Talking. See Photos by san316(m): 10:50pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
What recession can cause. I feel you bro. |
Politics › Re: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by san316(m): 3:26pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Hmm. Na wah oooh |
Family › Re: South African Woman Poisons Her Private Part To Kill Cheating Husband (pic) by san316(m): 8:55pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Oh boy eeeh!!! See gobe
Moral Moral the story: n be everything you you dey eat.
The wrath of a woman. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians React To New Photos Of Buhari In London With Tinubu And Akande by san316(m): 5:21pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Eheeen
The person below me will book space too.
Funny enough, Nigerians are not truly worried about pmb's health, they jus want to confirm that he's dead with the hope that they sufferings will go with him. |
Romance › Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by san316(m): 10:03pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
venai: Op, thanks for the post. I have just learnt something very valuable from your post. That your girl will surprise you with a wonderful gift after messing up right |
Romance › Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by san316(m): 5:58pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
So nairalanders, if you were in my friend shoes, will you act as he does? to me I won't o seriously already i have asked him to give her the beating of her life which he refuses. But now I have learn, maybe if it happen to me next time I will try and control myself. 
Please oo. So that you may be lucky to get an iphone.
For me sha, I know I won't beat her oo. But what I'll do will be worse. She dey craze. |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Book Of Punography(pun Yo Mind)! by san316(m): 9:48am On Feb 07, 2017 |
Cool puns |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways To Spot A Womanizing Pastor by san316(m): 2:36pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
They always tell stories of their past lives as baddos when it comes to worldly things. This is to entice the ladies that care and assure them that they got skills. |
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React As 2face Cancels Nationwide Protest (photos) by san316(m): 9:07am On Feb 05, 2017 |
That is why Aristotle said and I quote "Everybody stay your lane to avoid push push"
Tuface is not a politician, he's not an aluta, never was, he's not a freedom fighter. He is just a freaking singer that mostly sing about love and romance. He for just stay hin lane because he no go fit cope with the gragra wey dey for politics. If to say na rapper him be sef, E for better. |
Crime › Re: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by san316(m): 8:37am On Feb 05, 2017 |
xtivin: Forget about relationship when it's the truth,what if it's 10million plus in that account?.she need to be chastened hard.nobody is perfect but when man makes error even God do chasten one.the thief is very smart and it will take a miracle to trace him,am sure the ATM he left with the bank wasn't his,he bought goods and am also sure he will provide fake address. If you have a brother or sister, how much are they worth to you? |
Crime › Re: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by san316(m): 4:30pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
xtivin: His dumb sister might have been carelessly typing the password in the thief presence..His sister is the problem,she was very foolish to be careless with a stranger Don't make a bad situation worse. The sister made a mistake even the smartest person could have made. Don't make careless comment that would soil the relationship of has with his sister. Nobody is perfect |
Crime › Re: My Sister Got Duped At An ATM Point, Can I Get My Money Back? by san316(m): 4:24pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Oh boy this guy wicked oo. Wetin he buy with 120k like that? It is either they helped him change the money to cash or he bought something that expensive with the intention to resell.
The guy can be caught but naija police no get time to pursue 200k. So just give up or use alfa. |
Jokes Etc › Re: 300 Level Hausa Undergraduates And Blogging by san316(m): 12:19pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
abiolaewuola:

yeye...is that English, you no sabi we have different type of English, you beta Learn and stop being a lube...
I will write different types of English out of you...
the guy wan revenge, yeye boy...Common blogger, oya tell me the meaning if you know it.. For a reasonably educated person, the least u could've done was to clarify there and then what you meant by "blogger" but ur sense no even reach there. Na to come NL dey cast the poor guy. Yeye. |
Jokes Etc › Re: 300 Level Hausa Undergraduates And Blogging by san316(m): 9:00pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
And you, the educated southerner cannot construct good sentences. Read your post and see how dull you sound. Blogging is not a common English word and the fact that he doesn't know what it means doesn't make you more intelligent than he is. |