₦airaland Forum

Nigerian are really clueless. That is why we get clueless leaders. See some mumuses saying the buffoon should come back.

Oni iranu pam

The guy mumu ehn.

Even before the wife blow the jazz powder, e go don dey react. The jazz dey get 159% impact on the dude.

In ese oruru's voice: Baldadash
In Yunusa Yellow's voice: Valdaaadash

I wonder how pesin go dey use gongoni make music.

And again, the guy too dey over react joor.

Balderdash.

chukwudi44:
well done my brave senators!!! That amendment must be passed into law before the end of next month!!! lets speed it up and ensure it gets to the executive for assent before monday

Thank God you said the executive. Good to know that the executive has veto power. The bill shall be delayed till saraki goes to jail.

2,3,1. 1 is on the wrong lane if he wants to go left. 2 has right of way, he's going straight. 3 us in the right lane.

However, in Nigeria, it is first to enter.

Buharism:
Blood of Buhari

alimah!!! You no go kii pesin.

Ghen ghen!!! Soon the defenders of the verse "touch not my anointed" will come n start doing their thing.

As for me ooo, I go just dey obsaf jejely.





Emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah NO WELL!!!!!

cktheluckyman:
lolz this Tinubu lapdogs!! so suddenly smart Adeyemi is now a more heavu duty politician than Dino Melaye? I bet you Dino Melaye has far more influence in Kogi APC than Tinubu

Chill guy. Dino is a political nonentity in kogi state. He only won because of APC and the change mantra. Dino n Smart in one party, smart will displace Dino hands down.

Foolish Nigerians. Even after Abacha, the worst dictator Nigeria ever had, died, many people still wished he had continued. It is normal for the past leaders to bd appreciated when they are gone, but I have no iota of doubt that Buhari will do faaaaar better than GEJ.

People think GEJ would have done better and that's because he's no longer there.

Thrash. I didn't vote any of them, but I wish I'm one of those that kicked GEJ out.

The law was not unfair because it worked based on evidence and the man couldn't prove his innocence.

The evil person is the wife: She made the man lose his wife and his freedom. She should have written a suicide note at least, to exonerate the man.

Winchy wife.

That guy is an imature WAWA. We bought fuel for more than that during goofluck.

So who will pay?

Op u better receive sense because you just confirmed ur mumuness.

Firstly, what has buhari got to do with the fact that u r a brokeass niccuh? The persn tryna snatch ur gal, is he nt nigerian under buhari.

Secondly what is this shi doing in politics sectiom?

Thirdly, GERRARAHERE MEHN

viviangist:
Nice One sir,

What happened to viviangist?

It is expected. The excessive consumption of ogogoro in that state makes a lot of them behave in a strange manner. Perfect example is our dearest Ogogoro master in thief that succeeded in taking Nigeria ten years back.

Whatever they like, they should do to sylva and Heineken. By the way they are just alcoholic drink and second place metal.

Congratulations. Happy birthday sir.

Reminds me of my primary 3 teacher, Mrs Diya.

Fear fear Yoruba man sha.

Was making Almustapha to shine.
I wonder what he wrote in that his book.

datigbogirl:
Who wants to be seen as a clown?

There are various other means of livelihood than clowning yourself...

She's a popular because she's a clown. Not that she really funny, ppl laugh because she uses her fatness to crack jokes with her sagging cheeks giving the physical humor. Just like I go die with his long neck.

Unless she's leaving comedy to motivational speaking, nada!!

She has thrown away her selling point. She won't look funny anymore.

Odikwa very serious ooo.

He will smell hin nyash there.

He's OHO.

ehispapa:
sorry to disappoint you..this is not Nigeria....dont tribalise or cover with religion. we also understand Hausa....look at the Army badge closely...its doesnt belong to any army corps from Nigeria. Thanks

If you really understand Hausa as you claimed, you'd have understood the basis for my response. He said Hausas are making us see hell. Then I responded by questioning his unfounded assumption that they are hausas. Dazzol

Rotjijatau:
Chai, This is serious!!!
Hausawa sun sa mu mun gan azaba walahi

ta ya suka sa ku ga azaba? Ko an ce ma hausawa ne aka kama da makamai? Kar kayi mamaki inyamurai ne ma can.

Allah dai yayi mana jagora.

Man know man contractor. That is why they didnt return it.

But truth be told, the error is hard to spot especially from afar.

It may be that the OP is jobless so after he went job hunting he was kicked out. Hence, having nothing reasonable to do and nowhere else to go, he decided to start reading all the signages around and detecting flaws.

My opinion though.

But buhari should create jobs na. Haba

They are black marketers. Why, it is when you buy fuel in your car that you stay long in the filling station and it prevents you from going anywhere. going with jerry cans means you went to buy for resell.

Terrebule. I hope he returned the right one though.

These manhood thieves too. Why would you want your fellow man to be flat like a woman? Ehhn... When ppl dey complain of small thingy you dey cancel am kpata kpata.

La waah ooooh.

Iyye. Things don better ooo. Sotey police don dey join fight bh.

Sorry OP. I know you are hurt, but just give her a break. Don't call, don't text, find someone else and be friends. Also post images that will suggest to her that you are also moving on.

She will message you and you will have the opportunity to tell her how you feel.

tottinova:
Well my answer is the fruit.
If seeds came first, then ADAM would have starved to death.

Wrong. Plants animals and the vegetation were created before man. So the seed came first.

Wow. That's cool. Means I'm following his footsteps. #TeamHonda

Mumu guy. He needs ten strikes of koboko.

Liars. That they don't have money to give him.

No be advise dada go shop oo. One old papa dey village Wey dey give am words of wisdom. Una wise pass the Baba to give advice?

Oya make Una show the genius love. Let the cash flow, scholarship, sponsorship and employment. Let it flow.

Thought as much. This is where you don't play politics with people's lives and national security.

This should even be a cause for concern as that devil may be planning something mega.

The best thing is for every to be more conscious.

Terror leaders don't repent and beg for forgiveness. They either die in the process, negotiate with the government for a stake or they disappear into oblivion and you don't hear from them again.

Shekau, try again. It didn't work.

femi4:
faulty Airbag

Can it be fixed?