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Poly guys with bad English. La WA ooo.

Sorry sha but I think she left because she's now out of ur league.

Great!!!

In other news, some e-warriors have been in the middle of e-crossfire for over seven years ensuring that the gallant soldier doesn't leave the war zone.

I really pity these online cowards hiding under their beds and typing thrash and threatening to do things they will die at the sight of.

May God save our country and most importantly, dash our youths and leaders some sense.

Where's the video niccuhs. We need the video.

All these reports have not reduced the price of fuel. E no even make those animal governors pay salary.

Makes it easy for Oshiomole to install his anointed successor. Pdp Neva ready to govern Edo yet.

Na wa ooo. Snakes will migrate from nigeria considering the way they r being killed these days

lagosboy86:
Any car with more than 75,000 miles is considered high Milage. It's recommended to Use only high mileage oil during oil change to prolong engine life.

Which one is high mileage oil?

sheddy03:
you sound like regretting buying your Honda, what's its problem?

The car too dey give me headache. You fix one thing today another one go spoil tomorrow. You park the car in good shape this night tomorrow morning e go start another fresh complain. I even spend on it more than I spend on my girlfriend.

I jst hv a feeling that the car will be grounded very soon.

I think I need to refurbish my car. The mileage is almost 200k. Honda baby boy 1998. I wonder wetin carry me buy that Honda sha.

Na wa ooo. Desperate measures. Some ppl dey cry sef.

Like

"abeg sir, I am the first son of my family. Epp me lemme epp them. Ejoor sir"

This one Na meat u add for them now. Kill d dog put am for the food make e don.

Tori don baje ooo. Metuh don bow to the sheriff.

See hypocrisy. If it is a pdp governor, they will say it is witch hunt. Now everyone is forming democrats. Nonsense.

You try op. Thumbs up. Kpako life is the real life.

My parents have done this many times and it never came out positive. It is either the children become a plague in the house and get sent back or they grow up and turn my parents into foes. We currently have one in our house n she's similar to what u r describing. The girl is very playful outside n annoyingly dull at home. Very stubborn as well. A girl from the village oo but she only eats rice, give her other food and she'll waste it.

My advise, if you want to help raise a child, do it from the father's house. Send money for school fees so that whatever becomes of the child, you will not be responsible. It's very difficult to successfully raise such kids. Verrrry difficult.

In abuja center, they pasted some names. I checked but didn't see mine. On my way back feeling down, I saw their text inviting me for the test. These ppl well so? The test is by 2pm. See invite below

You have successfully passed the screening exercise and you are hereby invited for an aptitude test as stated below: Date: 25th June, 2016. Time: 2pm prompt. Venue: Abuja, EFCC Academy, Karu, Abuja. Candidates should come with the following: 1. Means of identification. 2. Writing materials]

munalight:
No penalty for late coming, I would you advise you dedicate today to the screening.Initially, the screen long was done based on first come things but it was later changed to state affairs. I got before 8am and left there past 4pm, it was time consuming... Success to you...

Thank you sis. I have done mine today. It wasn't that stressful because the population was not much. I did mine within three hours because I had issues with the color of my shoes.

Your tips really helped because I went there around past 10 am and left past 12pm.

I have done mine ooo. Very organized, straight forward and simple. But for some lack of preparedness, I would Av rounded up within two hours.

munalight:
No penalty for late coming, I would you advise you dedicate today to the screening.Initially, the screen long was done based on first come things but it was later changed to state affairs. I got before 8am and left there past 4pm, it was time consuming... Success to you...

Thanks a lot.

munalight:
I just finished my screening at Abuja centre, it was a bit stressful though....All academic certificates were requested; original for sighting and photocopy for them(efcc)..They didn't ask for any means of identification, they checked our height, our legs and arms, tattoo and surgery.........

Pls sis. I'm going for mine tomorrow in karu. Is there any penalty if someone comes late? Because I want to go to work and sneak out when no one is watching. Is the screening state by state or first come first serve.? Abeg help a brovah.

And how long did it take you to do urs

Op want make me break my fast. I dodge am.

Are we saying nobody has attended the screening. Most of the comments here are bullcrap.

The bigot president has done it again. AS Roma has been Arewalized.

Says the wailers.

eleojo23:
Chai, rams have suffered in the hands of Muslims sha

But wait o, were they expecting him not to come back?

And also chickens in the hands of christians. In fact more chickens are killed than rams. I lie?

keyzid:
Ok. If i understand what really is happening, he is only being investigated and his bank account has been listed among the evidences of the investigation which requires them securing it! Since he is not being prosecuted yet which is virtually impossible for an incubent/sitting governor, and is just an investigation process, his account will be feleased to him after the whole exercise. But lest i forget, thought some set of people said, Buhari doesnt care about Fayose......lol..... What a nation!
No government will ever stir or drive their administration properly without constructive criticism. Thats what keeps them in line from swaying

And to you, Fayose is constructive in his criticism.

Woooh!!! Bracing up for the graduate cadre. I don tire for this bank job.

God abeg p I ck my call ooo.

Efcc tor sure.

With your intimidating CV you still be secondary school teacher.

La wah hooo.


This cv no epp ooo

Action film.

shiki:
I will give it a try ...in other word

I WILL GIVE PMB A SECOND CHANCE

I NEVER write the regime off yet .....TILL AFTER 2yrs

I sorry for you. Don't go and work things out for yourself. Keep waiting for the government to do something for you.

Iyye!!! See levels. Even saying you'll give govt a chance, as if they care.

Great insight.

My contribution:

Before you take any action, horn. Some ppl cant see but can hear.

Last last, if you see that guy that snatch your girlfriend when you still dey trek and there's water near by, speed into the water and splash him.

Afterwards, drop and give him 50 naira to buy klin.

Peace

His name is Hussain BOAT

Fourney indeed.

Oh boooy. Thank God for this thread. Never knew how dangerous driving with a partly opened bonnet is. I have been very careless with it on several occasions that I get alerted by fellow road users.


Thank God I know better now. Will always ensure that I lock the bonnet well before moving the car.

Thank you op.