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lekkie073: Guy, u sure say ur thinking faculty still intact? How blackberry matter take join dis issue?

Some pple are mentally challenged and I m sure he is

Pdp can nEver function because τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ money meant for τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ people is being paid out to godfathers...It is a pity dat 150 million people allow few rich old men to be suckin this country dry...ACN governors are not miracle workers but they perform better...come 2015 PDP wld stil win because Nigerians are stupid and clueless..

Buy d plasma jor....It is obvious u really lyk it and I m sure yr girl wld be impressed too...I personally lyk d 32inch because when watchin films d resolution is sweet and no black lines often but d plasma may look blurry sometimes...all d same buy d plasma if u ar hookin it up wit yr dstv...hwever look yr pocket first o...

SOME NIGERIANS ARE STUPID SHA.... Τ̲̅ЂΕ̲̣̣̣̥ SONG MAKE SENSE DIE...COOL AND PLEASING TO D EARS AND THAT HARMONICA PART WAS FUCKIN AWESOME...IT IS NOT A GRAMMY WINNING SONG BUT ITS TYT SO THUMBS UP TO DBANJ AND Bleep DON JAZZY AND HIS TERRIBLE MAVIN RECORD

This step shld have been taken a long time ago....If only they can leave corruption out of this and things go according to plan then I believe we will see a great change in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ power sector.

Joor oo...To be a manager u have to thnk lyk a man...Women are good teachers and healthcare practitioners

Remove τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ battery and put it back on...If it does nt work check if τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ fault is frm τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ charger or charging port...If not it is a hardware fault and. D phone needs to be reset or flashed

Torres performs lyk NEPA...On and Off but he is stil a good player..I hope he plays well this coming season because Arsenal are goin to win τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ premiership

This is a stupid thread..I use a bb because it does what I want it to do...I keep in touch wit ma peeps and browse unlimitedly...Android and Iphones are for app lovers and game freaks...We buy phones because of what τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ phones can do for us so I choose my bb...Stick with ur Android and leav bb users alone...Peace

Bro ur pastor has something up his sleeve...I dnt support his advice at all....my Dad has Chess,scrabble and Monopoly...he taught me how to play them when I was young...Today I can make wise business decisions because of monopoly..planning to start my own business and I am still a student plus I came 2nd in a scrabble competition when I was in secondary school so u can see τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ benefits of having Parents teach their kids...Parents are there to guide and nurture Children so dnt be surprised that your Child can be τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ next Dangote...just set boundaries btw τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ love of money and how to use money effectively..peace

Workout plan by kanye west...I m so hood remix dj khalid...Sister Caro kwsitch and dbanj....end of time beyonce...dj got us falling in love usher...hardest ever will.I.am...azonto wizkid...and some celine dion songs(evil face)

Beauty attracts and dats a fact...Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ newsroom shld make sense lyk dat picture above...Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ newscaster(s) shld dress elegantly and τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ video quality shld be high def...their problem is that they need to make money sharp sharp so they focus on collecting money for useless programmes and adverts instead of showcasing better programs....Can u imagine that when a whole national team is playing a match, NTA wld be showing a church program...dats bullshit...My suggestion is this..let NTA create new channels-NTA sports and NTA entertainment..τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ three channels shld showcase better programs..τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ nta sports can get τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ rights to showcase some premier league matches while τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ nta entertainment shld be focused on music,movies and maybe reality shows (just lyk E)..do u knw hw much revenue they will get in a year? Money from advertisement alone wld be enof to fund τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ power sector..But τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ problem with Nigeria is corruption and stupidity so we can expect business as usual...Peace

GUYS ARE YOU SURE Τ̲̅ЂΕ̲̣̣̣̥ PICS ARE REAL....CHILLAZ BE LYK MAMMYWATER...TASHA TOO MAKE SENSE...ACHUKWU AND SABRINANENE JUST TOO FYNE...I WAN ADD THEIR PICS TO MY MOJO PICS COLLECTION...BUT I SUSPECT Τ̲̅ЂΕ̲̣̣̣̥ PIC ARE NOT REAL? GIV ME PROOF ABEG

Farouk Lawan is a thief and Femi is a thief But Femi τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ senior thief is smarter than Farouk τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ junior thief...Now Farouk wants to use lawyer terms to change τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ case but he can't deceive Nigerians...

Spirit of Okija: Never take sides with anyone against FAMILY.. Especially useless Arsenal.

Nigerian 1st... And then the rest..

Micheal Corleone to Fredo...Never let anyone outsyde τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ family knw what u are thnkin..I m a nigerian and a pure Arsenal fan so daht day I wee jst enjoy football...whoever wins wee make me happy

True talk...There was even one guy sticking out his tongue and behavin lyk a drunk dude...Charlie PDP is a good orator but Edo pple can see through him...He is there to cheat τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ people...as soon as he is elected governor, τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ whole pdp vultures would swoop on τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ money meant for τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ people..Baba Osho shld be allowed to continue what he has started...

This is a very nice post and I am goin to give a very nice and effective solution...I am nt well versed in military procedure but I am goin to use my common sense to answer this..I bet you If GEJ can follow all τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ guidelines here..boko haram wld be a thing of τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ past
1-Banks/Money:-Terrorism cannot function without money. BH need funds to keep on making their bombs and all...whoever is sponsoring BKH withdraws money in small sums to throw off τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ police..Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ Boko haram sponsors use their wives and brothers to withdraw τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ money and thereby pass it off to τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ BH leaders. Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ bank they use are also banks in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ north with high patronage. Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ money is also withdrawn as part of a company fund..e.g Dangote cement company withdrawing money for purchase of cement...
In summary τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ money pathway of boko haram sponsors shld be watched...τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ pathway includes Friends,Family and Companies of boko haram suspects
2 Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ Law;-Nigeria's law system is very weak and corrupt and BH sponsors are exploiting that weakness to τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ fullest..A new counter terrorism law shld be passed immediately...any terrorist caught shld be sentenced to death after torture and info gotten on their operations...It shld be fire for fire..
3-Prison;-Boko haram members that are caught and put in prison are likely to be freed by their members. So τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ prison they are put into shld be secured and τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ whereabouts shld be unknown...
4-Identification and Car numbering;-The new car numbering and identification system shld be implemented immediately in Maiduguri,Borno,Kano and Kaduna...BH members steal cars and use it for dier suicide bombing operations...τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ whereabouts of any car shld be known all τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ time....τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ people in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ north shld also be immediately identified..all dose their mohammed ahmed mohammed and ahmed mohammed Mohammed can easily throw off security operatives..a good identification system shld be implemented
5;-Cameras and building protection;-The streets shld be watched always...cctv cameras and satellite monitoring...τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ gates of targetted buildings like police stations and government houses should be bomb proof...therÉ shld be at least 2 front gates so dat a suicide bomber wld be easily interrupted
If all these steps are followed their activities wld be greatly reduced..any member caught wld be spared if he reveals their secrets...gradually τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ whole Boko haram wld fade and τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ security system of τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ North wld improve but sadly GEJ is a weak president so you can expect business as usual...If u re living in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ North or u have relatives pls advice them to prepare their will...

At 25 in naija some people are strapping bombs to their chest and dyin because of 72 virgins....Messi I may nt be greater than u at 25 but I will stil make my mark in this world...I respect

Some Nigerians are really sadistic.....they love bad news and complaint all τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ time so they complain if something lyk dis makes d front page...na im fault say wetin u write no make front page? Make una vex go hug hot stove...Τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ kids are cute and it is tins lyk dis dat make young pple look forward to fatherhood and having a lively family...
@Poster bros jst prepare sumtin else or you guys can all go out to eat...make sure u warn τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ children or next tym they may use your lapi as a skateboard...Peace

I guess men and τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ love of football is a growing up process dat men must have....its lyk a werewolf transformin when τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ full moon appears...I used to hate football die, I saw it as a waste of tym dat my big bro and neighbours wld rush in and watch football instead of watchin a movie but when I turned 18 it was as if I became possessed with ball...I started supporting ARSenal and since then everytin abt my life is ball...It givs me so much pleasure when van persie is with τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ ball infront of a keeper or when arsenal is losing by 2 goals in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ first half and then when τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ game is over arsenal has won by 5-2...dats just magic....Imagine watchin chelsea(otondo team) win barca...dats a scenario dats jst beautiful and women can't understand daht...If yu are tryin to make ur bf/husband choose btw u and football..he probably wants to Bleep u and dump u...A good woman shld allow a man hav his football tym....
As for daht gay guy dat reads books when a sweet match is on...senate dn make gaysm 14yrs o...beta dey hyde....anoda tin football also increases ur IQ in a way...its all abt strategic planning e.g devising a way that wigan can beat madrid...it looks impossible but a good thinker can fynd a way (d way is to break ronaldo's legs)..Mrs Chima abeg Bleep can wait...its nt during d 90mins of football dat toto go dey scratch you...peace

Right now my amd laptop has crashed and Is in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ shop...about to sell it as scrap for 8k to buy a new intel laptop (I m thnkin hp pavillon or hp630)...Lemme advice u guys truthfully...amd laptops are cheaper but it comes with a price which is after 2 years of use,an amd laptop is a dying laptop...continuous hibernation and sleeping wld kill your amd laptop but intel are good to go...my bro's amd laptop is dead too but my frnd's intel lapi is stil alive(bought 3 of them at τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ same tyme)...There's a possibility dat amd laptops are better but I am not a computer expert, I am writing from experience..Intel is far better than AMD but more expensive while AmD is cheaper dan intel but usually develops VGA and motherboard problems......Peace

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I thnk I remember this pixshure
...This is sopranos, when vito's son did dat stuff in τ̲̅ђε̲̣̣̣̥ shower......hahahaha...

The 40-year-old younger brother of Vice president
Namadi Sambo died today in a fatal car crash on Mando
Road, Kawo, Kaduna. Mallam Aliyu Sambo died after the
car he was traveling in hit another SUV, killing him and
another passenger instantly. May he RIP

Wow..I am rlly amazed because I did not expect this kind of response. This is my first NL post and I wanted to write something that bothers me but it seems many single men are worried about marriage too...Ladies there is obviously something wrong.

Sagamite: What an utter moronic post!

How has this junk proven many men are not unhappy in marriage?

By using your singular life? Or your bigoted religious rants?

Bro pls no harsh words. He is writing what he feels is right and should be done. Different strokes for different folks.

I really appreciate the mature comments and good advice from you all but I want to make one thing clear-I Am not married. There is no person that would like to be alone for the rest of his/her life but it is better to be alone and happy than to be with someone that makes life miserable. Some ladies are complaining that women are more unhappy after marriage but I feel that is not true because a happy woman makes a man happy and both of them make a happy family.
Manugbe pls if you are very unhappy to the point that you don't care if your husband dies I suggest you go for counselling or seek a divorce..

Miss_Ife: Well, I'm pretty sure he is enjoying it too.

Financial wahala as you call it is a shared burden in a marriage. It makes things harder, but it doesn't make the marriage any less sweet, because marriage is so much more than money. Yes, we've been through tough times and we argued about it, but we also prayed about it, laughed about it, fought and planned to get out of it. And I'm telling you, when you hold the hand of the one who was by your side all through the bad days and see your dreams becoming true, that's when you reach the essence of marriage. To outsiders we're just common people with a happy life, most of them wouldn't even imagine what we went through together. But we know, and sometimes we just look at each other and smile. That's why I'm saying people should enter marriage when ready and strong enough to fight for it and make it work.

So touching...I hope to find a woman lyk u..bb smile smiley