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Idowuogbo: How old are u again?

Very young...

Thank God we have smart peeps on NL..going to school does not guarantee a successful future. Many english language graduates that know the meaning of the whole words in the dictionary are busy searching for jobs. It is not right but dats the way life is so ashawo girls like abilrag can go fhuck themselves....#now playing_your waist_iyanya

f rain c: grammer no be money: am so sure many nairalander wont know d meaning of d word.

Thank you my brother..the main reason why people go to school is to be able to provide for themselves in the future...we are not better than others just because we can express ourselves accurately and they are not better than us because they are celebrities..we should learn to criticise and not judge...to caution and not insult..to praise and not blame

abiL: You mean your bank account? Because you don't know how much I've got in my account, neither do you know how much others have in their account.

So I'm right in saying that the statement of yours is based solely on YOUR bank account. Just because you're in the red, don't mean others are.

Na u get your mouth...Granted our Celebs are nt well educated and most of their music is nothing to write home about but we should be able to criticise them constructively. You guys are insulting them with so much hatred and envy.

You are all laughing at their grammar...they are laughing at yr bank account

Life is beautiful and sleep is sweet...stop bothering about demons and witches...stop sleeping in fear..If you fall down, it is a mistake not demons..If there is no electricity it is the fault of NEPA not the prince of darkness...If your child does not get good grades in school, It is because of lack of study not your enemies..Sleep paralysis is normal and it happens to everyone..It is good to pray b4 sleep and when we wake up but don't blame demons because your brain does not want you to fall from the bed when dreaming..Yes there are demons and evil beings around but God is here to protect us. God does not want us to live in paranoia and fear...we should trust in him not in the words of people..

violent: You can't educate someone of his nature. People like him are hard wired to believe and ascribes good and bad to angels and demons. People like him believe that when bad things happen to good people, it must be because they have sinned and the only way to fix that is through 40 days of fasting asking God for forgiveness.

People of his type believe Pastors are demigods, and should never be questioned. I remember the fo[i]o[/i]l once told me sometime last year that he is giving me "3 months" to experience the wrath of God for calling a slap-giving pastor a son of a dog. It's been over a year now that he made such reckless ultimatum and my life couldn't have been any more amazing.

Lol...It is a pity that we still have people reasoning like that...It is the cause of ignorance.

stagger: Total nonsense. I used to suffer it, always broke it by mentioning the name of Jesus, and after discovering how to deal with it through the bible, it has stopped for almost 20 years. Go and get wisdom about the things that control this world. You will be there preaching science until someone will remote you from your village, then you will know.

Your comment does not prove that you read the bible...You should be able to make your point without wishing someone bad..For your Info, I am protected by the blood of Jesus and no harm shall come to me. Sleeping paralysis is a natural phenomenon and it happens to most people. Are you telling me that all muslims and non-christians that suffer from sleep paralysis don't stand up again? God protects each and everyone of us if you don't know. Read up more on the topic please

berem: thanks bro! Infact am so happy to see this thread. I thought I was the only one going thru this thing.its really scaring.whenever I struggle to regain consciousness my heart beat increases.thanks for your post.at least I don't need to be scared anymore.

U are welcome...No need to be afraid because God made us who we are and will continue to protect us...

I just dey laugh....I should have posted this topic in the joke section..

The Federal Government has assured Nigerians that the country would soon bid final farewell to power outages beginning from December, 2012 just as it has plans to generate 5,400 mega watts from the current 4,400 mega watts.
Senior Special Assistant to President Goodluck Jonathan on Public Affairs, Doyin Okupe told Jouranalists in Abuja on Monday that the president is no doubt leaving up to expectation on his election promises.
According to Mr Okupe, the 5,400 mega watts target will be actualize following the arrangement by the National Integrated Power Project (NIPP) to add 1,000MW to the current 4,400 as against the little above 1,900MW before the president assumed office.
Mr Okupe said: “When the President assumed office, the energy capacity of the country at that time ranged between 1,900 megawatts tosome 2,200 megawatts. The Independent Power Projects, 10 of them were grounded and nearly moribund, but today Nigeria is generating in excess of 4,400 megawatts of electricity.
“Some cynics have said this is due to high level of water in the hydro generating plants in Shiroro and Kanji. This isn’t true.
“I can tell you authoritatively that why it is true that every year there is a marginal increase in power supply, because of the increased contribution in the hydro plants, that cannot account for the 15 hours or so that is being currently enjoyed in many parts of the country.
Speaking further, Mr Okupe said “The reason for this additional increaseis coming from the NIPP that are now adding between 600 and 800 megawatts to the national grid. That’s what is responsible for this new improvement and between now and December, we are expecting nearly an additional 1,000 megawatts, because of increase and an arrangement that have been made for purchase and supply of gas to some of these NIPP projects. More areas will enjoy longer hours of electricity supply by December.”
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/09/10/expect-uninterrupted-power-supply-from-december-fg/

This is why Nigeria will never progress....we always attribute everytin to demonic attack...if u do your research u will find out that sleep paralysis is actually a protective mechanism initiated by the brain to prevent us from acting our dreams...like kicking or jumping out of bed...it occurs in the last stage of sleep known as REM or rapid eye movement sleep...Just stop being afraid because it is a normal process...it may occur often if you sleep on your back so start sleeping on your side and do not eat heavily before sleeping..

Giroud wht is wrong with you?

Podolskiiiiiiiii....GOAllllll

alekside: No be by wetin ur mind want o

No mind d guy sha, My younger bro is a Gooner, likewise most of my friends. Saying Arsenal fans r foolish is an indirect insult on me. #lfc

Thank you my broda.....we shld be able to support different clubs without insulting one another...Arsenal dnt have a good striker yet because poldi and giroud are stil adapting to the premier league but as a supporter I have to bliv we can overcome the odds...Without hope and faith in our respective clubs then football bcoms meaningless...May the best team win

Ekans: . I guess your relevant as a dishwasher in the states,bloody immigrant.

GO mess YOURSELF.....Arsenal must win whether you like it or not

Ekans: .Imagine a blackman calling another blackman BLACK?,whose the fool?FOOL.

Sharrap...stop trying to be relevant when you are simply insignificant...

Ekans: Am not a liverpool fan,but i dislike arsenal and their foolish fans with a passion.Go liverpool Go.

So u are very wise abi? Fo.olish Fo.ol

If Liverpool play lyk they did last week then Arsenal wld win because Liverpool's defence go leak die....The problem with Arsenal is that the last 2 teams-Stoke and Sunderland played a defensive game and were content with a draw but if Liverpool try to attack then Arsenal will score at least 2...Also Liverpool shld be wary of counter attacks frm Arsenal and Arsenal shld guard against defensive lapses...My Prediction Arsenal 2 Liverpool 1...Giroud or Podolski must score today

Some people Are born with a higher sex drive than others and it may be due to the sex hormones of the body. I think the woman has abundant amounts of oestrogen in her body and she needs drugs to counter that effect. It is the same way some women have low sex drive and drugs are given to enhance their hormones. By the way if you treated her with anything other than drugs or injections to decrease her sex drive then you should let us know so that others can learn.

Hshshe

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Nmeri17: laptop 4 what?

Ask me again

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Use d oda link

Happy married life

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