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After sampling them abi?

The first one told me she was a virgin but I could handle and do anal.
The second one told me she has had abortion only once.
The third one told me that her pastor said I was her husband.
The fourth one told me her child is her sister's son.
The fifth she was raped and I was the first man she was sleeping with aside the rape... So many lies they told to me and so many lies I told to them too. So long a story. Have dated and exed 19 women, may God save me ooo.

Come to think of it: Nigeria is not the only country having problems with their male national teams: Holland, Spain, Germany Greece have all lost crucial qualifying matches and they have not sacked their coaches. Keshi has done his bit but he has ego and pride issues and would rather blame others than himself for the Eagles poor outing recently.

Congratulations to her and may all expectant mothers be blessed too.

The truth remains that the prices of some staple food have been constant for a while: garri, rice, beans, millet but the price of manufactured goods have been fluctuating to the high side because of epileptic power supply and other factors. The gulf between the bourgeoisie and the proletariat has widened uncontrollably like a wh*re's cu*nt and more people are sleeping without food but I can tell you that the standard of living has slightly improved from what it used to be.

The rule of attraction in Nigeria: a fat wallet, a fat account and a fat account again... Other things will fall in place.(for men).
For ladies, each man is attracted and excited to different things but a lady that is always cheerful and smiling will go places.

princetunex:
Oju ole re. Bt seriously dr is no batch c corp member yet. All we av are potential batch c corp members. I think d op meant batch b.

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There are batch C corpers now and they will pass out around November.

Here in Ikeja, motorists use their horn moderately. Some people are aware of the horn free day while others are not. I think the essence is to introduce some level of sanity on Lagos roads and reduce noise pollution minimally. The sad aspect will be Lastma using it to fleece ignorant motorists.

Jim Iyke is selling water; Dbanj is selling garri; Tiwa Savage is selling fuel; Saka is selling recharge card and even Olamide is selling ewa while Funke is selling Agege bread. Wetin we go come sell?
Good for Iyke: diversification is good for the pocket. Wish Nigeria can learn and diversify her economy; crude oil may fail us one day.

You could not woo women then because you were shy, ugly and poor. Now you don port into millions and fame and women are falling for you.
Moral of the story: Do not give up when things are rough cos one day, e go better.

SirAweezy:
God talking to me... And smilling at me all the time.

The thought of waking up see this God given divine woman(wify) beside me.

Thought of me being a father

Money
More Money
Immense money

Thought of looking forward to buy a new Toy (car).. Even after using it for 3months I get tired...

Then new projects and overcoming life challenges. Phases by phases

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Money is good but I do not think it should be an object of excitement. There are people who have money but are unhappy. Good for you that your wifey is a good woman, May God bless your hustle.

SAMBARRY:
Her of course

The way she grows so fast excites me

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May God bless your beautiful baby.

Church business is serious business. The act of deception in God's name has been taking to a new peak. Nigeria is highly religious but overtly godless. May God expose and punish all religious charlatans.

Who can believe that the Super Eagles are playing so poorly? If we do not beat Sudan today, Keshi should be sacked right there in Sudan. What nonsense!

This is a must win match for Nigeria because South Africa beat Congo by 2:0. We must win and with a good margin if we have any hopes of qualifying.

Can someone give us 7 signs why she is after his money? Most men want sex, sex and more sex while the ladies want money, money and more money. The truth remains that most people both male and female have somebody they love but because of sex and material things, many people misbehave big time.

Brandnew2:
We kissed Accidentally ...
What will you do to me...
1...Bite your Lips
2...Slap me
3...Continue kissing
4....Feel Shy
5...Feel ashamed
6...Spit it out

Don't spoil the fun.

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If a femake I really like kisses me by mistake, I will continue the kissing and will start exploring the sea route to Virginia.:p

nickz:
1)officiating a fooball match(referee)...dopest shit;you go laugh tire
*ref you dey mad* *guy give this guy card na* *ref you no wan give am card cos na your babe brother abi??*
2)travelling:-fun in meeting new people......can never get tired
3)Exams:-where i get to mark my result before submitting
4)watching football
5)money!!! and music!!

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Bros, in which exam are you allowed to mark your scripts?

Yields:
Yeeeees! Wow, I think I have found my twin!

I've heard of Obudu mountainn resort here on NL; someone posted a couple of pictures about it sometime this year. I definitely want to see it when I visit Nigeria.

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Wow, I never knew God gave me a twin sister somewhere. I have been to the Obudu mountain resort and its really a place to be for all lovers of natural and serene environment. Words cannot fully describe the feelings one will have at that heavenly place: the mountains devoid of any insects, the natural beauty, the weather, the flowing waters, the birds and other animals which have their abode there, the hotel, the cable car etc. You cannot understand it till you visit there.

On the streets of Lagos, beggers can drive you crazy with their incessant request for alms. Many times, one would see well dressed dudes who will walk up to you to tell you a story about how stranded they are and how famished they are and other stuffs to elicit compassion but the truth is that most of them are professional beggers. I do not give to them unless my spirit persuades me. Last week, I gave some money to a deformed begger and I got very big favours that day. It is good to give to those in need but use your head wella.

Yields:
To name a few: Sunsets & sunrises, large waterfalls, the beach, intelligence, humbleness, kindness.

I'm melancholic in nature. When I'm excited, I rarely show it. My excitement usually appears as indifference or nonchalance.

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Nature interests me too: gently flowing crystal clear water, wild animals living in their natural habitat, serene and greeny environment can bring back one's spirit. Obudu mountain resort has most of these though, it is a place to be.

dasdexter:
dude u sound like me, apart from d poetry & cool music part, more into rock & rap, gaming & tech stuff, i seem uncaring but frankly i care d most, & what makes me excited is waking up & knowing i ave upto 5 figures in my bank acct, aving unlimited data to dload enuff tuts, games & wateva, plus d love of a woman i so much adore.

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I am not into phones or gadgets. Infact, I have been using the same set of phones for the past 3 years. I am not a game freak and I do not think that there is anybody who would not be happy knowing that he/she has cool cash in the bank.

nchewi:
this sounds lyk me. Minus d slim ladies part.

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Good but slim ladies usually catch my attention faster. I am not slim myself and I am not chubby either.

Richy4:
Are you married? That could make you or anyone excited.
Your first baby, are you gonna say having a new mmember added to your family will not make yoy excited.

How did you gain admission into university, were you not excited when your name was published?

Your first date? Were you not excited and nervous at the same time?

If you did not feel any of the above then you need your heart checked.

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I am not married but I see no big deal about it.
I have no child yet and when I do, I will be excited but not shouting and jumping up and down.
I got admission into 3 universities at the same time. I was 20 then and saw myself as very old so I was not excited and did not even do matric.
My first date? I was 20 too and it just happened though when I first felt love, I was excited about meeting the person and I still do but I am not head over heels. Hope I am normal to you?

Sagytarius:
When power is restored

# UP NEPAAAAAAAA! !!!!!!!!

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Good for you. Make the most of it.

eleojo23:
Your username says Sanguine77.
A sanguine is an outgoing person who is excited by being among people, he is easily bored when there is no activity to engage in. Yeah, he's got lots of energy to spare. He has no difficulty expressing his feelings. When he's angry, you know and when he's happy, it's also very obvious ('cos he can just throw up a party to show his happiness). He may not be so much interested in deep intellectual talk (not in all cases though) but he likes small talks like discussing about the weather and things like that.
But what you describe yourself as is a picture of a melancholy. He is the quiet type who does most of his talking in his head. Yeah, he thinks a lot and likes to engage in deep and intellectual conversations. He can stay alone for days and not get bored. He is not so easy to 'read' when compared with the sanguine. You may not know when he's happy or sad because his default expression is 'blank'. He could be experiencing intense joy on the inside but the best he may do to show it would be just a smile (no, he won't go jumping up and down, screaming in excitement). He likes depth in whatever he does. Cool music playing in the background and a book in hand is a perfect way to spend the day. When he loves, he is usually commited to the one he loves... #my fingers are already aching from typing... #

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My sanguine has nothing to do with my personality. I am sanguine because I am optimistic.

claireshan:
Music and swimming

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What genre of music? I like swimming too, its the fastest way to lose weight.