₦airaland Forum

If you wrote the Nigerian Institute of Management examintation June/July 2012, the result is out. Check their website www.managementnigeria.org for more details. The result's scary. Congratulations to all that passed.

Today I can write my name all thanks to my teachers especially my late mum who taught me the rudiment of learning and whose death made me the poet Iam today. To Father Obiukwu who taught me that a political man is superconscious of his social millieu ant to Dr. Owunwa who never waivered in his resolve to maintain academic excellence and to Ibeodo my mad Physics teacher, Kudos. To all my own students both past and present; I am the best because I learnt from the best. Happy teachers day.

Stallion77: He is performing na...

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You like my name right?

[quote author=Eko Atlantic#]Why military?!

What's so special in evacuating flood victims that Red cross or any other agency appointed to the designated field can't handle?[/quote].

A fool of your magnitude who shows retarded inclination towards the misfortune of hapless people should have himself asphyxiated and decimated: omo jaguda

Emylexray: Tell those graduates to stop combing here and there for jobs. If there are no lucrative offers of employment, they should establish themselves by starting something. Unemployment is a pest that has and still eating deep into the fabric of Nigeria. Let them start something rather than continue waiting for jobs that not readily available. God bless Nigeria!

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Do you start something without capital? If you had a soft landing, do you think others have?

Mom said "read your books, be the best in alll you do, do not use God's name in vain, have respect to God and man and you will have it back.
Dad said "I know you are good, continue in your goodness".
I am saying "in all your doings, remember the law of nemesis and keep all options open as well as do only the best and you'l get the best in return".

The problem is not state creation: how viable economically are the present states and the new states that may be created. Every month, states go cap in hand 2 the federal government for the monthly allocation. If truth must be told, only the South East need a state in the spirit of justice and equality.

Can they do this together again? When people make money, they tend to beaf themselves and claim big guy 4 each other. May the oil of their stardom never run dry.

Wenger let's go there: Arsenal let's show them that our good run this season will continue even against Mancity. Its a goooooooooooal for Arsenal. Gunnerz always and forever.

Nigerians and their wastefulness in front of goal: politicians and their wastefulness with state resources! Have I lost hope in the Nigerian project?

berem: ermm I thought Nnamdi Azikiwe was a "Ceremonial President"?

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In 1960, Nigeria had no president but a governor-general. His status changed to president in 1963 when the constitution was changed to a republican one.
Can we now rightly say that Nigeria achieved independence in 1960 but self rule in 1963?

Come see crowd on this thread and the request for softcopy! Are we that unemployed or are we seeking for knowledge. When can we have questions like who can design an electric train, fabricate a motor car, construct a machine that converts groundnut or palm oil to electricity etc. Why is our technology still @ its low ebb?

obowunmi: Followers of Islam: I reserve my comment.

In the middle east and north africa, muslims have killed many innocent people.

Muslims should all come together to prove their religion is of peace.

So far, Jesus is winning.

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Jesus the man of peace, Christianity the religion of peace: ka chineke mezie okwu.

Tony Spike: This latest rule by NUC may be mainly directed towards the private universities. As we all know, these universities don't believe students can fail after paying so much money, so they organise re-sits during holidays at a "marketable" fee.

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You're there dude!

[quote author=Abagworo]Is this picture real? Someone should confirm it[/quote
The pictures are real. I was in Aba a couple of week back. The neglect's simply unimaginable.

Eko Atlantic: We all know where these castrated animals are from.

The land of the rising sun

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Ekwensu were kwa gi. Anu

dlinglos: 4 me its a no. It may be fun but a big distraction. Face what you are there for- your studies when you through you have all d time u want 4 relationship etc.

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Did you date other people during the same period? If yes, you are a hypocrite

Good Lord have mercy and may we not die a sorrowful, painful and mangled death. I shall not die in an accident and before my time in Jesus name, amen. May the souls of the dead rest in peace and may God give the bereaved families the fortitude to bear their tragic and irreparable loss.

Are you sure it's not Okonkwo in Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart? Anyway it may not be false. Ndi-Igbo and their industrial spirit and their economic hegemonic tendencies.

When will peace return to Nigeria especially in the North? When will this dastardly acts of terrorism, killings and bombings cease. People have come to associate Islam with terrorism so it now behoves on them to prove us wrong. Good try JTF but make sure peace and tranquility returns fully to troubled areas before the end of the year.

Except in Kaduna where Balerabe Musa was impeached in 1981, no other executive has ever been impeached. All civillian presidents from the time of Shehu Shagari have all commited impeachable offences but Nigeria is not the place where impeachment can work at least for now. Money must change hands while the clamour for impeachment will die down.

When my ex told me she is a virgin and later I found out she was not. I told all my friends and we started calling her virgin.

ArQueBusieR: What sort of backward reasoning is this? SMH

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It is not objective but superstitious.

If you chew stick, you will see ghosts.
If spiders are on your ceiling when you are sleeping, you'l have nightmares.

This is certainly a conglomeration of rogues and under-performers. Imagine T. A. Orji making a speech and Arthur Eze as chief launcher. Rogues, criminals, underperformers, retardeens. Next we will hear each state spent 100 million to launch the trash.

berem: "ABSOLUTELY SPEACHLESS"
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SPOKELESS. "SPEECH

The traditional ruler who was murdered (Eze Akuneto) is yet be be buried. The family is in so much pain and agony right now. We really need safety and security in Imo state.

When you blink a lot, people think you are a coward.

Its a pity with the way things are going in Imo state. Imo state has a lot of abandoned road projects; unemployment is on the increase because govt has sacked more pple instead of creating jobs. Imo state is in a sorry state and really in dire need of real "Rescue".

It is said that how a person sleeps determines to a large extent who the person is.
If you place your legs on the wall, it is believed the person is a witch.
If you lie on your back, people say you worry too much.
If you lie on your left side, people think you are loving.
If you lie on your right, people think you worry about money.
If you sweat on the nose, people think you will be promiscuous.
If you bend your toes towards the ground when eating, people think you are stingy.
Which other ones do you know.

kayswag100: GARRI cahil has asked why his value in d transfer market has dropped...

New format!!!!

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I dont live in the west but in this darned 9ja. How can this make tapioca my beloved meal cheaper not 2 talk of that cassava extract.

This is extortion at its peak. The passengers have a right to sue the management and can get a chunk of meat outta it. Next passengers will be told to buy their own parachute. Why will the bad guys always have the upper take in management in Nigeria?