socialmediaman:
A diplomatic way to answer that would be "The Nigerian army has recorded major victories recently against the insurgents and they have been able to purchase modern warfare equipment to tackle the insurgency, this goes to say they are rightly positioned to defeat the insurgents, and with the cooperation of the communities and constant morale boost for the soldiers, the insurgency will hopefully be ended sooner than later."

Take a bow dude, you deserve a ministerial appointment

Too bad. All the people who cheat, deceive and steal in the name of God will be exposed and punished.
Every sexual crime like rape should carry a minimum sentence of 20 years in prison, nonsense.

cozy7:
So u really no d meaning of "brat"? By d way, y are u ranting like a condemned SS and HIV patient? I suggest u go to hell n lick your wounds.

Its know not no! I will not dignify you with a response, olodo!

cozy7:
Can u and your "cameleon72" Fed let us hear word, I'm also AA and my blood group is A+, now u can see I'm far better than u 2 combined........yet I'm not bragging.

Shut up you brat! Who is bragging and who are you better than? Maybe your father and siblings, nonsense!

Cameleon72:
Lord thank you for making me unique. Blood group O-; genotype AA...

I have never seen somebdy who is O- $ AA just like me, now I have seen!

omoakin111:
This is my 2 years old catfish which i specifically reared for a special purpose.

What special purpose?

MarvellousGod:
Op, more educated or richer to me is immaterial as long as she has a good character. .... Some business men that didn't go to school marry educated working class ladies who help out when business is in crisis and they're living happily. ...

You may even become richer and more educated tomorrow. ..so??

Anyway, it depends on what each individual looks out for in a partner. ....

Are you a man?

We are in the era of mediocrity and the elevation of mundane issues over burning topical and serious treatise.
If its not fake actresses with boobs, it will be psycho actors and divorces or footballers and their lovers, gosh!
Is this how low we have gone?

This is not only nairaland problem only but that of the Nigerian populace. Given that we shd try to have fun sometimes, but elevating wack entertainment over information $ education is the reason why our level of education is now digging for crude!

abbeylli:
Not everybody but most people had been involved in a fighting scene how did you escape.
I had like 4 occasions but let me share one.

There was a time i was invited to a birthday party though am not a party person but i got many invitations from that friend but didnt grant it so i just went to the party around 7pm they were cultist or something i couldnt be precise of on the sit i was. I had bottle sound been broken i calmed down remembered my mums advice dont follow bad friends. i first checked the two exit one was blocked with a guy holding cutlass the second was free but the door was closed i just had to risk it and go through the second exit with a chair i carried protecting it on my head with full speed to the second exit lo it opened i got outside dropped the chair bottles spread on the floor i thought to my self so na my head they for break these ones..

The stupid guy came the third day asking how i escaped....

Have you ever been caught up in a scene like this share you exprience

My friend was having squabbles with my landlady's son and the boy dey claim hard man onto say he be cultist. I told him to cool down and before I could open my eyes, he landed me a blow and that day, I was ill but as par a man with a single bone, I hit him back and out came two of his teeth. His mother and wife came and joined him to fight me: they bite all my body with scars still on my face, chest and tight till today.
Men, that was the closest shave I had with death cos the guy regrouped and brought 12 of his gang to panel-beat me, they tried to remove my teeth but e no work so they broke my hand, na God save me.
But one thing is certain: cultists are cowards; they believe in crowd mentality.

angelchinny:
Am a well dedicated nairalander but I created this new account for this issue. I have been married for 4 years now with 3 children and since the 2nd year of our marriage my husband has been constantly cheating on me.

The way he goes about it is even heartbreaking, he does it like his into a love relationship with them and not just for fun.

There is this particular girl that he calls like 3 times everyday because I check his call log and saw they keep in touch more than twice everyday. I stupidly called the girl and warned her to stay clear off my man and she confessed he didn't tell her he was married, I confronted my hubby and he was forming defensive and was telling me dat am accusing him wrongly and he will soon start cheating. I called the girl back in the evening and she told me that even as am calling that his call is entering her phone, that he called earlier to beg her to give him chance to explain..The next day I left with my children to a far away state and he pleaded that he will change and all that. The issue is that he continued with this shameless behaviour, our live-in nanny later confessed to my cousin last month that he approached her and I was so devastated. He knelt down and begged and I easily forgave him..

Forgive me for my long episode but I really need your help on how to punish him cos I went to his call log yesterday and saw the same girl that made me take the risk to leave with my children to another state calling him again and he is reciprocating the calls..his a very jealous person, he goes crazy when a male friend calls me..I want to make him pass through all the pains I have endured all these years.. What do I do pls?

Give me your no to be calling you and telling you sweet things, mybe he will be jealous.

jonaifame22:
really

Yap

An old woman once paid my tfare because I greeted her. She said children of nowadays do not greet so my greeting her was a pleasant surprise.
The first major employment I got was when I did good to a woman and she recommended me to her hubby for a job I had no experience considering the things involved, but trust women sha, na she still go spoil my name so I had to call it quits.

I love my girl friend but there is no but!
She is strong, humble, godly, wise, romantic, prayerful, a virgin, learned, courageous, dutiful, meticulous, unassuming, unperturbed by material things and hard working. I m taking her to papa soon.

She put my pix on her whatsapp andwrote that she not me died on a road accident in Lagos.
I never knew till somebody who knew me called to check what the biatch did.
She cussed, abused and did many things but I stood my ground cos her no rings like customer care rep and lies were second nature to her.

Chai! Stop the evil.
Kill the man and bury him in the imam's house.

Stop the wickedness. Such kind of punishment will not make her change but rather, hardened.
This is why many prisoner come out from prison worse than they were b4 going to jail.

Kachisbarbie:
Look at it as a humanitarian service. If to sell your eggs done too hungry you, do it with strangers _ na serious money.

It's also good to be enlightened. I wonder what made you think she would give you all that money and still sponsor your kids. Even donor eggs and surrogacy isn't that expensive sweetie.
There is no signed document. You gat no legal claim here.

Why do you go about seeing yourself in the boy, did the egg fertilise itself? How exactly is he the son you never had?
I had a lil sympathy for you till I read that part? That sounds like blackmail to me. It shows you don't love your step sis _ she obviously doesn't love you either.

Lil wonder people prefer doing this shii with anonymous donors.

You sound like the step-sister.

Good one. When you finally blow, remember west Germany is no longer in existence!
When you finally blow, remember to buy orijin for your guys!
When you finally blow, do not go down low with every biatch!
When you finally blow, do not spread your seed like Tusomething.
When you finally blow, remember all power belongs to God.

Akeelahtunez:
I saw dis in my area can't just stop laughing

The gods are wise and modern.

Dare to believe!
3 points, one goal, park the bus.
#coyg!

samueld0:
If Kano pillers can loose @ home @Kano without the ref been attacked or threatened Naija league is inprooving. We are getting there

You are very correct.
These days, clubs win away from home; I even watch their matches now.

experimentist:
you wey get job wetin you dey do yah?

Woman wrapper, I have seen you.

ladyF:
Lol. Sai APC

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

The super abundance of any performance is derimental to the performer.
You have been noticed to be jobless! Pls go get a job.

chymystique:
Fayose añu ana agba egbe o na ata mgbo!
Akwara anu nwoke!

Chi di sharp. Biko dial my number.

The E-fight that has been brewing has started.
Its wrong to say that Lagos is a no-man's land.
Lagos is a state in the South-West therefore, it is a Yoruba state. Even if 60% of the property there is owned by people who re not Yoruba people, it is still a Yoruba land.
The Oba's comment during the election time was bad, odious, obnoxious, obscene, incitive and tantamount to hate speech $ should be condemned by all.
The gods have spoken, no other comment is necessary.

edwife:

Fire you abi?

edwife:


Don't be a sore loser.....

I can never be a loser cos I belong to Christ but chelsea babes $ their mouths sha, just like their male counterparts!

edwife:
We will bury you ONE by ONE......

Did you say that last week?

Chelsea fans will be like we will finish them today but when they lost to Man city, they are saying its fake.

If say Morrinson score that penalty

GHoJes:
H

Heediot

Everybody is now claiming saint. Nigerians and pretence!

If na my spouse, we go spend the money jare, build some duplexes and go for nice vacations in the caribbeans. Who no like better thing?
After all its our commonwealth.