₦airaland Forum

missbronze:
Hml in advance.

Meanwhile,

Heavenly father, boyfriend of d boyfriendless, boo of d booless, husband of d husbandless, lover of d loverless.

I know u are listening, all this nl, fb, wasapp, instagram oppression is getting too much for a sister.


Please, send dat charming tatum looking brother that u have been saving for me, the one with d abs, six packs, beards, dark skinned, that we discussed about in our last conversation. And, please, dnt forget the other specifications, 6"6, good dentition, very fit, British accent and other photosynthesis.


Hehehehehehe.


In your name i pray.

colossus2:
What's the difference between Agbalumo and Cherry

smoga001:
Is Godwin a christian song by
davido

lolaxavier:

Don't worry. Punishment no dey kill...It didn't kill me and my friends, it won't kill them too. It only sharpens us better

lolaxavier:
Why 'haba'?
You need to restore them to factory settings nah.

lolaxavier:
That is the day they will learn all these new skills

njuwo:
I walked into a chemist store, reached into my pocket, took out a small bottle and a teaspoon. I poured some liquid into the teaspoon, offered it to the chemist boy and said, ''Could you please test this? The chemist boy took the teaspoon, put it into his mouth and swallowed it. I asked, ''Does it taste sweet? The chemist boy replied, ''No! I said, ''Good. The Doctor told me to come here and get my urine tasted for sugar.

MosakuAW:
Blood is thicker than water.

That hug has just elevated the lady status now in Kenya.

Jamean:
Hahaha!

I just laughed because I am experiencing similar thing. Had to move to my uncle's house for proximity to work. It has not been a pleasant experience, in fact this night she sent the cook to tell me that if I come later than 9pm kitchen has closed.

Hehe! Fuuuck your food, I care less. Not when my mum & colleagues force me to eat.

The woman answers my greeting with her nose, utter words loosely, will tell the cook to not keep me dinner (how many I dey chop sef) and all, yet I never challenged her or told my uncle. But I made peace with myself 2 months ago that she can't make me unhappy.

I anticipated her attitude before coming but my dad insisted. Right now I have given her the space she needs, don't even light her cooking gas or watch TV. I am just solo and it makes sense.

All this is for a time, I won't be here forever. So OP respect your self, no be your papa house, women can be very funny. Not watching TV or enjoying other things won't kill you.

BTW, my uncle is such a pleasant angel.

chuzydon:
If she was a sexy clean girl she wouldn't be a hooker!