simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.

onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins

HrtBrkSteve:
I rep Ife!.
The cradle of the yoruba race. Omo Ife ni mi tokantokan

kelechiMarie:
Sitting in front
That was how my sister's lecturer asked those who had never seen cassava to raise their hands.
He pointed at one boy and said ''you sure you're nt forming for d gal beside you?You whose school fees is probably paid from proceeds of cassava sales!.Some lecturers sef

GODDYGEE91:


U r perfectly correct.

GODDYGEE91:


guy u sharp oooo hw u take knw now.

GODDYGEE91:
Eh we av 2 lecturers teaching BUS, one speaks like a woman 2 an extent dat even dos sitin infront hardly hear wat he is sayin even with de help of a micro phone but he can manipulate questions dat if u failed 2 read de questions upto 10 times, ur answers wud b out of point. We call him baby voice.

De 2nd is called Ukwu or pampers bc he has a vry big buttocks and can spend de whole 2hrs in class stammering. 4 him 2 read a sentence, he wud repeat it more dan 5 times. We enjoy his class though with laughter but he is fund of givin improptu test and de highest grade we mak is 'B'

Malizzy:


same here

Agrika:

U no lyk am reach me oo, so Tey I don begin dey learn small hangul sef

Agrika:

Wait a minute, are you a Korean drama fan like me, nice to meet u