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Swap with Gionee M5 mini? Location?

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*Sniper* is not an easy killer, *it's an organ eating, liquid monster*

*Sniper is a DDVP 2,2*

Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by *ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound*

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira *otapiapia*, is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.
*let's help circulate to help people out*

Have a wonderful holiday

I thought this will help someone back to his feet.

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Bullet01:
Last price?

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Cosplay:
What's going on here?

This exact vehicle was supposedly sold a year ago as Tokunbo for 2.7 Million Naira, with 95,086 miles.

https://www.nairaland.com/4312720/010-model-volvo-s40-toks

Here it's on sale a year later as Tokunbo for 1.85 million Naira, mileage 96,324?

Undercover agent. U try no be small.
Oya OP come and defend yourself

LifeDrama24:
I have one 500Hdd for sale, what’s ur offer?
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patfenda:
i have hp g7 laptop 4g/500 ,17",webcam,hdmi etc(refuses to power on)25k...lagos.07030971606

Sell the hard drive for me.

MariaLavina:
Let him breathe....

One thing you must understand about guys is they are easily bored and love varieties. The more they get to know about you, the less interested they get. You as a lady must know how to remain intriguing, mysterious, attractive and enticing else you will lose him.

Now the question is who is worth the stress? A patient man who values you enough to stick around a little more hoping you will bring the fire back. Is your man worth it? I doubt that! The fact that he flirts with another woman knowing well that you will see his acts shows he has lost interest in you and no respect either. In as much as men love their freedom, they will never leave the women they love hanging.

My advice: Don't push it, focus on something else. If he is yours he will be back.

Sit down, read and digest this advice. It's the best I have read so far from the front page.

Nothing to add again...

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I came across this while checking my Facebook account today.

I was like whaaat?

See the committee’s invitation letters to the two professors below…

https://i2.wp.com/themetrolawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Worugji.jpg?w=422&ssl=1

https://i2.wp.com/themetrolawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Uhuka.jpg?w=453&ssl=1

“The Academic Fraud Investigation Committee of the University of Calabar, Calabar (UNICAL) has invited two professors of law to defend charges of academic fraud levelled against them.
Professors Israel Worugji and Rev Emeka Uhuka both of the Faculty of Law have been served with invitation letters dated the 27th day of February 2019 to face the panel. Worugji is due to face the panel on the 13th of March 2019 while Uhuka will face the panel on the 14th of March 2019.
According to a source pleading anonymity, ‘Prof Worugji is facing the panel for the irregularities surrounding his promotion to the rank of Reader (Associate Professor) in 2006 without a Ph.D and his status as a Professor of Law in the University of Calabar. It is alleged that Prof Worugji’s law degree is questionable as he has no degree in Law. How he got to the Nigerian Law school and got called to the Nigerian Bar remains a mystery to the University Management, coupled with the fact that he holds a Ph.D in African Peace Studies and not Law from the University of Ibadan after several failed attempts to get a Ph.D in Law from the University of Calabar and others; hence the question mark surrounding his promotion to the rank of Professor of Law.

https://i0.wp.com/themetrolawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unical-gate-1062x598.jpg?resize=1062%2C598&ssl=1

‘On the other hand, Prof Uhuka, is alleged to be grossly under qualified to be a Senior Lecturer in the University, talk less of a Professor as he has zero teaching experience in any University before his appointment straight to the rank of Professor in the University of Calabar. Also from the curriculum vitea of Prof. Uhuka which he presented to the University for employment, he has less than 5 Academic publications with unknown publishers and has never supervised an under graduate or post graduate student prior to his employment/appointment as a Professor of Law in the university of Calabar. How he manipulated his way into being appointed straight to the rank of a Professor remains mysterious as the Academic Fraud Investigation Committee of the University of Calabar seeks to unravel the mysteries. In addition, it is alleged that Prof Uhuka has no school certificate, no Law degree, no Call to Bar certificate and no NYSC discharge Certificate.’
The 1999 class of the Faculty of Law, University of Calabar, the learned silk, Mr. Joe Agi SAN and others have variously petitioned Worugji, however, these allegations/petitions have always been swept under the carpet.
It seems the current Vice Chancellor of the University, Prof Zana Akpagu is inspiring fundamental reforms in the prestigious tower of learning in his tenure as VC.


https://themetrolawyer.com/academic-fraud-two-university-of-calabar-law-professors-to-face-panel/

hisexcellency34:
There's something special about this woman...i just like her

Her simplicity is second to none. Very simple and natural

erinalex:
Good to here that.

Point of correction: Real Kwarans had already showed by voting, who they are following now.

What is important now is for the APC government in kwara to always make good, all their electoral promises.

Failure to do that, can lead to peoples revolts.

Do, enjoy your day.

You get my point this time. Peace

kolafolabi:
OGD is shrinking day by day, just like Jagaban..

The guy don enter diminishing return tey tey.

erinalex:
Why are you always Masturbating whenever you see Tinubu ?

How do you use your brain ?

He should distant himself from his party National Leader ?

And come close to you and saraki ?

Why can't u too, distant your self from commenting on Tinubu's matters ?
And spend some time to discuss other political leaders from your region.

Is it that, Tinubu is too strong to be ignored by you pple?

Tinubu holds No elective position in Nigeria, yet if you don't put ur mouth on his issues, you won't have rest of mind.

The way, u pple react to Anything Tinubu, one we thought, it was him, who denied you Biafra, and changed your destiny.

Tinubu is a mere mortal, like u, don't make him god..

Unfortunately d best u can offer here, are "abuse" "curses" & "E pain am".

Oga I am a Yoruba man from Kwara and reside in Kwara. I know what I'm saying. I will not insult you but let me tell you Kwarans are smarter now and will know where and who to follow when time comes.

yarimo:
What is this one saying?

I am a Kwaran and well informed and I know what I'm saying. We voted him in and if we notice any clog in the bottle neck of our governor we will do the needful.

capitalzero:
kwara will regret it. Tinubu will plunge the state into financial crisis. most local contractors and politicians will be struggling to get contracts. kwara is not lagos in term of economic potential. kwara governor-elect should distant himself from tinubu. He is greatest political scammer of our generation.

God bless you for this submission

Larryndelaw:
If all the states in Nigeria can have someone like Jagaban. Nigeria would have been better than these. Compare Lagos to other states. Even oil producing states are lagging behind.

My friend you cannot compare Lagos with any state in Nigeria. Tinubu is making good money in Lagos and it has been established here that Tinubu is the biggest landlord in Lagos with a lots of lands and properties scattered here and there

BuhariAdvocate:
oponu who helped him there you're really naive.

Must you insult me before you make your point(s)? The way you see it might be different from mine. Grow up kid and stop throwing tantrum up and down like a fool.

Ahhhh.......

Please distance yourself from this guy o or people of Kwara will disown you.

Watch your back Mr Governor elect

We anxiously waiting for Kwara State results. Otoge e

stormwarrior:
dat my soc lecturer,

That's Tejidini right?

I am in support of the opinion with thousands of Nigerians that *EFFECTIVE* from January 2019, a Senator should be earning the Salary of a Permanent Secretary in the Federal Ministry per month. People have been sending this round to Nigerians. I am supporting the opinion of the majority of Nigerians, that is why I am also forwarding this to you. Please forward this to others until we are heard.

Concerned Nigerians

I can also swap with a good laptop

anonymousey:
How much sir?

35k

Ozavis:
WiFi cellular?

Yes. Wifi and cellular