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i suspect say na Devils work

akksplendor:
Two young men were apprehended and beaten up by a vigilante group in Benin city Edo state after it was discovered that they allegedly kidnapped young boys aged between 10-15 years and forcefully had anal sex with them in their hideout. When interrogated, one of the victims said he was kidnapped from Lagos and does not know his parents phone number. Continue to see more photos...
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/11/photos-of-two-benin-boys-who-allegedly.html

wow i suspect say na Devils work

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/man-rapes-mother-and-child-in-minna/

somemany useless idiot does that .just be watchful one them na 08167015961 and 08104163459

HomesOfLife:
I'm tired of seeing cheap Data scams on this forum. I was a victim 2 months ago on an early Monday morning, after sending MTN 1500 to this cheap scam that was advertising awoof 5G for only 1500. The guy no pick call after him see my card; sharp guy, and me Mugun fa?

I was surfing nairaland this faithful evening when I saw this advert again. Probably from the same guy or a staff of their company..lol

who do we believe now oooooo

Dotng:
Arrest Order: Dasuki replies Buhari, says panel never invited me for interrogation

* Insists on open, public trial of his stewardship, not secret trial

Embattled former National Security Adviser, Colonel Sambo Dasuki (retd.) has described reports that President Muhammadu Buhari ordered his arrest, over alleged siphoning of billions of dollars earmarked for arms purchases, as not only surprising but embarrassing.

According to the ex-NSA, the 13-man panel set up by Buhari to audit the procurement of arms and equipment in the Armed Forces and Defence sector from 2007 to date, never invited him (Dasuki) formally or informally to appear before it, wondering how it (the panel) came up with the interim report without hearing from him.
Responding to the order by Buhari to arrest him, the ex-NSA told PRNigeria that “I have never been invited formally or informally to appear before the panel. I am therefore not only surprised but embarrassed by seeming indictment by the panel purportedly operating from Office of the National Security Adviser that never contacted me.

“For the record, I am proud to serve my nation with the best of intention and ensuring the recovery of more than 22 local government councils from Boko Haram terrorists.

“Because of the pride on how we tackled terrorism and defeated Boko Haram terrorists through our gallant troops and partners in the twilight of the previous administration, that is the reason I have insisted on open and public trial of my stewardship rather than secret trial in the court as being canvassed by my prosecutors.”

“I wish Nigerians will go back and reflect on what we did with even little or no supports from some countries, we performed miracles before the emergence of this administration. Even though the committee was to investigate procurement from 2007 to 2015, yet only my name is always being mentioned even when some of the issues were before I came into the government.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/arrest-order-dasuki-replies-buhari-says-panel-never-invited-me-for-interrogation/

i think that serves them right now

Freegift75:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/193397-minister-orders-dpr-to-distribute-hoarded-fuel-free-to-nigerians.html

The Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Ibe Kachikwu, on Tuesday directed the Department of Petroleum Resources to seal off fuel stations found to be hoarding petroleum products and dispense the petroleum free to the public.

The Minister gave the directive after a working visit to some retail outlets in Abuja.

“I have instructed DPR that if they discover any fuel station involved in hoarding, they should sell the products for free to customers around there,” he
said. “It is not just sealing the station that is the answer. It is penalizing them when they do these things. I hope the message goes out loud and clear.”

Meanwhile, the Minister has scheduled a session on Wednesday with key operators in the downstream sector of the petroleum industry, namely the Major Marketers Association of Nigeria, Depot and Petroleum Products Marketers Association, as well as Jetty and Tank Farm Owners Associations.

The meeting is expected to mobilise the oil marketers across the country to cooperate with government to ensure speedy clearance of the fuel queues.

“I am getting all the majors to get involved and they must take charge of the situation. They must take
responsibility for all their filling stations. I have instructed the DPR and the Petroleum Equalization Fund and all the other agencies to work towards
the Fast track movement of petrol bearing trucks and vessels,” he explained.

Currently, he said there was enough supply of petroleum products by the Nigerian National petroleum Corporation, as about 38 million litres of
products haa been moved to various filling stations
across the country help resolve the crisis.

On the approved payment of N413 billion subsidy
claims to marketers, the minister confirmed that
President Muhammadu Buhari had since transmitted
a letter to the National Assembly for the approval of
subsidy claims.

The Central Bank of Nigeria, he assured, would soon
make the funds available to the marketers once
appropriated by the National Assembly.

The Minister also said there was no plan by the
government to reduce the price of petrol soon, adding that marketers should desist from hoarding fuel and make products available to the motorists.
To ensure that products become available to
consumers, the NNPC said figures from the daily
dispatch of petrol to depots across the country
showed that by Tuesday about 38.3 million litres of
petrol was dispatched by the Pipeline and Products
Marketing Company, PPMC across the country

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. na so PMB TALK ?

omirb:
Allowances Of New Ministers Revealed


Nigeria’s new ministers sworn in by President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday, November 11, will be
paid N487m as yearly remuneration.
President Mohammadu Buhari and new ministers.
The Punch reports that the current remuneration packages approved by the Revenue Mobilisation,
Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC), is guided by the Remuneration Act of 2007.
In June 2015, the RMAFC set in motion the process for the downward review of the existing salaries and
allowances of political, public and judicial office holders. The review became imperative following
dwindling government revenues caused by falling prices in the international oil market.
New packages prepared by the committee have been recently ratified at a retreat held for commissioners
of the agency.
However, the new packages are still have to be presented to the Federal Executive Council, which has the
responsibility to present it to the National Assembly as a bill for enactment as an Act of Parliament.

Speaking with journalists on Saturday, November 14, Elias Mbam, the chairman of RMAFC, noted that the
new packages would soon be made public, adding that the work was “going through a process of
editing.”
Meanwhile, presidency sources revealed that the new ministers will be paid in accordance with the
existing statute because the reviewed package was not yet ready.
According to the current package, Babatunde Fashola, the minister of power, works and housing, Rotimi
Amaechi, the minister of transport, Lai Mohammed, the minister of information and culture, and other
senior ministers will get N4,052,800 as housing allowance.
Each of the ministers is also entitled to N6, 079,200 as furniture allowance, which is paid once in four
years.
If any of the ministers desires, he or she is also entitled to N8,105,600 as motor vehicle allowance.
However, the motor vehicle allowance is a loan repayable by the end of the tenure of the minister.
The annual basic salary of a substantive minister is N2,026,400 (N168,866:66 per month).
At the end of each month, each minister will receive a motor vehicle fuelling and maintenance allowance
of N1, 519,800 (annual value).

Each of the senior ministers is entitled to a payment of N1,519,800 for domestic staff, N911,880 annually
– for entertainment, N607,920 – for utilities, N405,280 – for monitoring, N303,960 – for periodicals.
The summation of these annual allowances is N13,374, 240 for each minister excluding the optional
vehicle allowance.
Meanwhile, each of the ministers of state is entitled to N3, 915,160 as housing allowance and N5,872,740
as furniture allowance.
Like their senior counterparts, the state ministers are also entitled to a vehicle fuelling and maintenance
allowance of N1, 468,185 (annual value).
Each of the state ministers is entitled to N880,911 annually for entertainment, N587,274 – for utilities,
N293,637 – for newspapers.
The federal government is expected to pay the 13 junior ministers no less than N163,765,316 yearly.

Racism at work .french hardly speak like that joor

walterenahoro:
open thy eyes o ye people

wow

Okimski:
We've activated Safety Check again after the bombing in
Nigeria this evening.
After the Paris attacks last week, we made the decision to
use Safety Check for more tragic events like this going
forward. We're now working quickly to develop criteria for
the new policy and determine when and how this service
can be most useful.
Unfortunately, these kinds of events are all too common, so
I won't post about all of them. A loss of human life
anywhere is a tragedy, and we're committed to doing our
part to help people in more of these situations.
In times like this, it's important to remind ourselves that
despite the alarming frequency of these terrible events,
violence is actually at an all-time low in history and
continues to decline.
Deaths from war are lower than ever, murder rates are
generally dropping around the world, and -- although it's
hard to believe -- even terrorist attacks are declining.
Please don't let a small minority of extremists make you
pessimistic about our future.
Every member of our community spreads empathy and
understanding on a daily basis. We are all connecting the
world together. And if we all do our part, then one day there
may no longer be attacks like this.

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partially funny. i forgot to laugh [quote author=makzeze post=40138028][/quote]

ok am still reading is ten page article oooooooooo

realnews:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/biafra-count-us-out-s-south-tells-agitators/

govt in power nau.PDP did same during their reign nau

fallout87:
Why is it APC says Fashola, Ameachi, El Rufai and Co are all innocent until proven guilty; that the stories of their theft are not true unless their party which is in power convicts them....

Yet they demand everyone else is guilty until proven innocent?

I don't even like Dasuki, Diezani, etc... However why aren't they assumed innocent like Ameachi?

If you ask me this Buhari is vindictive and vengeful. He is looking to payback IBB and those who removed him from power along with those who kept his paymasters from their oil contacts.

He is going to destroy Nigeria. The sad part is you people can't even see it coming

thats good bro

dantewest:
We've activated Safety Check again after the bombing in Nigeria this evening.

After the Paris attacks last week, we made the decision to use Safety Check for more tragic events like this going forward. We're now working quickly to develop criteria for the new policy and determine when and how this service can be most useful.

Unfortunately, these kinds of events are all too common, so I won't post about all of them. A loss of human life anywhere is a tragedy, and we're committed to doing our part to help people in more of these situations.

In times like this, it's important to remind ourselves that despite the alarming frequency of these terrible events, violence is actually at an all-time low in history and continues to decline.

Deaths from war are lower than ever, murder rates are generally dropping around the world, and -- although it's hard to believe -- even terrorist attacks are declining.

Please don't let a small minority of extremists make you pessimistic about our future.

Every member of our community spreads empathy and understanding on a daily basis. We are all connecting the world together. And if we all do our part, then one day there may no longer be attacks like this.

https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10102481809620421?fref=nf&pnref=story

heyah u are forgiven just return 75% of the acclaimed loot dear v

gerald01:
Finally, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke, Nigeria’s Petroleum Resources minister until six months ago, seeks to be understood by Nigerians. The former highflying minister, one of the most influential in the Goodluck Jonathan administration, seems to be begging Nigerians for forgiveness, or at least for some slack in their criticism (or is it hatred of her guts?). Of course, Madueke did not actually ask Nigerians to forgive her. Those are not her exact words, but the intention is quite clear in the series of conversations she has had in the last couple of weeks with celebrity journalist, Dele Momodu. She seems to have come to a belated realisation of that Achebean warning to all misguided leaders that nobody wins a war against their own people.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/diezani-alison-maduekes-plea-for-mercy/

not showing nau

makzeze:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wECiiNR8JkM

ok ooooooooo

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talktomazech:
A young Swedish woman who sued her former Wall Street executive boss over lurid allegations of sexual conquest and stalking was awarded $18 million (N3.6 billion)by a federal jury Monday.

See how it happened...

She nearly crippled the man. Huh...

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/sexual_harrasment

is that so?

realuz:
#1.You Are too drunk

You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.”

(As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)



#2. AM AFRAID

“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”



#3. I LOVE YOU

“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s*xual encounter.”

#4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU

“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s*x.”



#5. LETS CUD DLE

“Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.”


SEE MORE >> http://spicyblogz..com/2015/11/sh0cking-effective-lies-women-tell-when.html

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queenzena23:
A woman who survived the Paris massacre thanks to the hero of La Belle Equipe café who turned himself into a human shield and took a bullet for her is in hospital so traumatised she keeps repeating her saviour’s name.

Chloe Clement was inside the café celebrating a friend's 35th birthday when it was struck by a hail of bullets during Friday night's carnage.

The happy occasion became a nightmare when two gunmen opened fire and her friends and colleagues began falling dead around her.

As a bullet whizzed towards Chloe, frozen in her horror, her friend Ludo Boumbas threw himself in between her and the gunman.

Ludo sacrificed himself, but Chloe survived the deadly assault with a bullet wound to the arm.

She now lies in a hospital bed, remembering her many friends and colleagues who died during the birthday celebrations.

'She was on morphine and was in shock. She would barely speak,' said the manager of Café des Anges, 27-year-old Virgile Grunberg, who went to visit Chloe in hospital.

'She felt guilty because Ludovic died for her. She just kept repeating his name again and again.'

Ludo's family have hailed his selfless bravery and called him 'a hero'.

An unnamed friend told MailOnline: 'Ludo threw himself forward to protect a girl and took the bullet.

'She was also shot, but she survived and is in hospital.

'He loved travelling the world and above all he loved people. He was just one of life's good, good people. He didn't stand a chance.'

Fedex worker Ludo was also at the birthday party of waitress Houda Saadi when gunmen dressed in bullet proof vests moved in.

The majority of the 19 victims at the café were from the birthday celebrations.

Five members of staff from a cafe called the 'Café of Angels', were wiped out in the tragedy together with six of their friends.

Houda, 35, and her sister Halima, 36, were among the 19 killed.

Their brothers Khaled and Bashir tried to save the women as they died on the floor in their arms.

Halima, born in Menzel Bourguiba, Tunisia, was mother of two two young children, aged three and six.

Witnesses described how the 'trendy' café was transformed into an emergency room as desperate medics battled to save the wounded and dying in the Paris gun massacre.

Restaurant worker Romain Ranouil, 48, described being faced with a wall of bodies as he arrived at the besieged café, which was hit by a hail of bullets in Friday night's attacks.

Mr Ranouil described scenes of carnage as he watched his friends and colleagues dying around him.

'At first I thought it was scaffolding collapsing, because it was a very metallic sound. Then I saw people slumped on the tables, dead,' he told MailOnline.


'The badly injured people were brought here and put on the pavement in front of the restaurant, and also inside on the chairs and tables.

'I knew many of them. Most of the people who worked there were already dead, including a waiter called Carlos who was a friend of mine.

'One man was in a state of shock. He had been trying to give CPR to his sister but she died in his hands. His other sister was shot in the head, and she died later in hospital.


'Some people were screaming in agony, but most people were silent, just trying to breathe and hold on to their life.'

Medics were so overwhelmed by numbers of wounded at the café that they were forced to leave the most seriously injured, who had no hope of rescue, in order to help those who had a chance.

Mr Ranouil, who works at Le Petit Baïona restaurant a few doors along from La Belle Equipe, played a key role in helping the casualties and did not leave the devastated café until 4am.

'I thought that nobody should die by themselves so I went to hold their hands and talk to them.

'One woman had been shot with several Kalashnikov bullets in her side, and she had a huge hole there, an open wound. There was nothing anybody could do. She was only about 20 years old.


'I knelt down and talked to her. I told her not to move and to take deep breaths. She didn't complain at all, or even say anything. She was just looking up at me and her eyes faded away.

'I will remember her face and her eyes all my life.'

Lalasticlala , Seun this is an inspiring story.

Continue reading story here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320856/EXCLUSIVE-woman-saved-hero-La-Belle-Equipe-turned-human-shield-threw-bullet-save-her.html#article-3320856

OK OOOOOOOOOOOO

Sduty:
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NA WAOH

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demarc001:
Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend!

*****************************
WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

WHO DO WE BLAME NOW OOOOOOOOOOOOO

rozayx5:
http://punchng.com/marketers-blame-cbn-as-fuel-scarcity-worsens/

in uyo fuel was selling at 170 yesterday and black market was 250

lalasticlala

apc led senate need to get their acts together

wE MOVING HIGHER Ijn

Blackberrybabes:
The US rapper, danced Shoki in her new video and was kind enough to give a shout out to the originator of the dance, Nigerian music star, Lil Kesh. After one of her fans pointed out that the budding Nigerian artiste is the originator of the dance. That's so romantic of Missy Elliot.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2015/11/missy-elliot-tweets-at-lil-kesh-being.html

lalasticlala

The same man that claimed that there is nothing like fuel subsidy, that it was simply a scam..
I
Or better still he thinks that Nigerians are fools..
Darker days looming. .

DONSMITH123:
President writes National Assembly

There is good news for fuel marketers. President Muhammadu Buhari has asked the National Assembly to approve the payment of their N413 billion claims, it was learnt yesterday.

The payment is believed to be the key to ending the crippling petrol scarcity in many cities.

Petrol is being sold for between N100 and N400 per litre in various parts of the country. Queues are long at filling stations where there is fuel. Many others are shut for lack of supplies.

A Presidency source said last night that “only about N140 billion was appropriated for subsidy payment in the current budget and it has been exhausted”.

“Out of respect for the parliament, the President insisted that the right thing must be done by seeking approval from the National Assembly before an additional kobo is paid in excess of what the budget makes provision for.

“This is a clear departure from the past, when extra-budgetary expenditure was the norm.”

Another source said “the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) expressed the belief that with the outstanding payment due to oil marketers now assured, the marketers and other downstream players will join hands with the corporation to guarantee that the nation remains wet with petroleum products all year round,” the source said.

The Senior Special Assistant (SSA), Media, to the President, Mallam Garba Shehu, noted that the President “is desirous to end the petrol scarcity. But he insists that due process must be followed.”

Marketers are hopeful that if the N413 billion subsidy cash is disbursed, the fuel scarcity will be over.

But they also complained of lack of foreign exchange to facilitate importation of products.

A marketer last night said: “We cannot access dollar or pound sterling to import. The banks have refused to give us letters of credit because they don’t have confidence that we will pay back. It is only the NNPC that imports and what they import is grossly inadequate.

“The issue is that many independent depots and retail outlets don’t have products because the NNPC only gives product to marketers accredited as bulk buyers.

“The fuel marketing arm of the oil industry is gradually collapsing because most of the oil marketing firms currently operate at about 30 per cent capacity utilisation. Some of our depots that load around 150 trucks daily have dropped to 40 trucks daily.

“If the current supply situation is not addressed quickly, the Yuletide will be celebrated without fuel, and you know the implication.”

The NNPC’s Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs Division, Mr. Ohi Alegbe, said the Corporation trucked out 25,042,686 litres of premium motor spirit (PMS) to various parts of the country between last Saturday and Sunday..

According to the data made available by the NNPC spokesman, which showed the depots from where the fuel was loaded, companies that took delivery of the product, the number of the vehicle that lifted the product and the quantity lifted, 615 filling stations got 25,042,686 litres. They include majors, such as Total, Mobil, Oando, MRS, Conoil and Forte Oil. The NNPC Retail and independents, including NIPCO and Eterna, among many others, especially in Gombe, also got supplies.

Suleja depot loaded 7,178,613 litres for 179 stations, Kaduna depot 2,470 490 litres for 59 stations, Kano 4,930,847 litres for 107 filling stations, Minna depot 224,986 litres for six stations, Gusau 2,311 951 litres (60 stations), and Satellite depot, which feeds Lagos State, 2,164,940 (63 stations).

Others include Ilorin depot 303,000 litres (nine stations), Ore 110,989 litres (three stations), Ibadan depot, 766,007 (21 stations), Gombe area, which has the highest number of independent stations got 3,662,893 litres (78 stations) and Aba depot, 917,970 litres (30 filling stations).

Cc: lalasticlala

http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-seeks-approval-to-pay-n413b-subsidy-claims/

na WAOH OOOOOOOOOO

hammariise:
Benelin and Codein Syrup Abuse in Northern Nigeria.
Matter of Urgent Concern by Northern Governors and Leaders!

CONGRATS OOOO LASLA A

BUT PUTTING ON YOUR FAMILY ON SOCIAL MEDIA DOES IT REALLY MAKE SENSE?

OK OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

braimeddy:
CC : lalasticlala


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