₦airaland Forum

It’s not like we’re too stupid to think in this country ooo but no one is asking why is cigarettes being sold despite the caveat? Are we idiots or buffoons? You say smoking bla bla bla but you sell millions of cartons daily? Who is the idiotic foolish bastard amongst us both?

Have you tried taking your bath at night immediately before bed. It makes you wake up and simply brush your teeth and boom! You’re good to go! Try it. It works!

Hmmm

Chewing sticks. This is the only solution. The olden days ways.

Pussy is the sweetest thing I ever tasted. I wonder why Naira guys don’t do it. If they knew what they’re missing. The catch is making her cum makes you cum too. Your orgasms are harder and hotter knowing your woman is pulsating to your licking. Please babe. Don’t let any man make you feel bad for wanting cunnilingus. That stuff is really really hot. For both guys and ladies. It’s too sweet.

1. 1 Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your home annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

What exactly is Nigeria’s problem? I just seem to be flabbergasted every fucking damned time. How the heck is this magnificent idiocy and stupidity our showcase to the international community. Somebody post those mafia men laughing. I really need to laugh.

How Nigerians think is pathetic. Who certified him mad? Has anyone investigated this story? This guy maybe angry. They came to his house with abokis. He may be vexed at ethnic oppression. Igbos are being oppressed and this guy maybe vexed. We don’t know what transpired. Maybe the abokis or the Ghanaians there have really oppressed him and he decided to go Gaga on them.
He is mad cause the people in the video said he is mad.
Why am I in Nigeria?

triplechoice:
@op

From what I know about Ashe, those who really know what it is and can do the work would not just do it for anyone ..Certan consultations are carried out first to determine if it should be done for you or not because Ashe can become a two edged sword if you lack the discipline to handle the power (energy)which comes from it.

But then, there are lots of rogue practitioners who would do anything for you just for the money and "wash off" themselves from it so that you alone bear the consequences of what happens after..

Contrarily to what your Christian background tells you, Ashe only introduce its own unique energy into your space and not a demon. So your fears are unfounded..

If you're not comfortable with the energy raging inside of you and you want it removed, it can be done. What you need to do is to consult with knowledgeable and experienced practitioner to have it removed from your space. and you're free.

We need more intelligent and rational responders like you not some nit witted idiots making mockery of people’s dilemma. If you cannot proffer solutions keep shut rather than degrade yourself to bland sarcasms.
Thanks for your reply. Do you have anyone who can help me with this? My confusion has been if this power is positive or negative. I feel it deep within me and I know it’s lurking somewhere inside me. I cannot just call it to work but when I’m in an emergency situation it starts acting on its own. If only the fool that betrayed me on Nairaland knew what I could do if I cursed him he wouldn’t dare me but fools are fools so I’d take it he doesn’t know what he’s playing with.
Spiritual power is real. I used to hear and watch it in movies till I delved into it and yes it is very very very real. I have other experiences but let me stop here for now.
Kudos to you for giving this intelligent and affectionate response.
As concerns the energy I don’t think I want it out. I just hope it isn’t a sin.
However can I ask? Despite burning the soap and flouting the warning not to look back at the river do you think it’s still effective? I believe the reason I still feel the energy sometimes is cause it was put in my blood. This begs the question. Is the Ashe the one incised into my blood or do I need the other paraphernalia for it to be effective? I hope you understand my question. Did burning the soap do anything?

triplechoice:
OK then. I will take my time to reply you later .Busy now. But before then, I would also like to know if you still feel the pain in that part of your body you complained of

Yes I do feel the pain sometimes. It comes suddenly and goes on its own. Sometimes also I feel cobwebs on my face. Sometimes my eyes poke.

triplechoice:
What object was used for the incision?

A new blade I bought myself. Something was rubbed in the mixture then I went to a river to bathe. I was instructed not to look back and I must confess I kinda did cause I was really really scared. Was that the reason for the bad reaction?

Kobojunkiee:
Wise about ritual incisions? Nah...just an inquisitive soul!

You obviously are. �

johnkey:
na your papa make you tell to grow brain, you just showed how stupid you are with your stupid rants. you made no point at the end of the day because I see no reason quoting my post to say rubbish when you can make your comment and leave. you are God na that determines who ends up poor or rich, this idiot that depends on incisions and black native soap to make it in life too is talking about how to be stunningly rich haha wetin person no go see for nairaland, i know your type so I won't banter words with you I'm done reading your mentions, don't waste time to ever quote me again in your life, now fvck off

Obviously struck a nerve. Get a life. FOOL X 1 million � devilishly

johnkey:
when I finally get stinkingly rich I can do such

Poverty is in the blood of fools. The wise can never be poor.
He would be getting adoption proposals very soon. And FYI adoption is expensive. Poor people can’t afford it. He would charge as much as $10,000 on expenses of training the child to this age. You want to be stunningly rich? Grow a brain.

You must be really wise

I have been looking for answers 12 years long.
I wasn’t ready to be any demon’s pawn.
How do I communicate with the spirit or spirits?
My health is generally fine.
I want to get rid of the possession cause a positive possession shouldn’t cause any pains.

The ritual was done in 2008 if i am precise. I know that I’m possess with some sort of surreal life. I don’t know what it is. The spiritual cannot be straight answered like we have in the academia. 1 +1 is 2 but in the spiritual 1 + 1 is infinity. God for example is different things to so many people so that each individual in the world can define him in so many complex ways and there would never be an end. This is where faith comes in but I don’t want to derail. I know what I experienced and it is real. If that woman didn’t tell me of this awful side effect. I say awful cause it was terrible and something I needed for positivity shouldn’t come with so much pain and hurt. She can’t possibly give me any reasonable answer rather than luring me into a web of more problems. I also had a Christian background and some Christian knowledge on the devices of the enemy and his subtle tactics. I want ready to be any demon’s pawn. I cannot state in a scientific method how the power works. It’s not like you press the light switch and it comes on. It’s a whole different levels. More like hexes and curses. People place them but don’t know what circumstances they would play out. I know what I felt and it is real. I wonder why no one else amongst the multitude on Nairaland is responding. I just want to know what exactly was done that fateful day and not what she said was done. People deceive.

Funny reply but when you don’t feel the pain the next day but you know very well all is not well you’d know what I mean. I’m sure someone understands me. That night I couldn’t sleep until the prayers. The pain was so much. After prayers and the soap was burnt I felt some relief but I still feel the rebound effect from time to time and I know intuitively that it’s lurking. If you don’t believe in the spiritual you wouldn’t understand. Ashe is the power to make words manifest and they are not like the media magic or television magic you see. They have an entirely different system of working. I don’t know if it has ever manifested for me but I know whenever I declare something with so much passion or gusto it happens though not exactly the act I have in mind but the thought. Say if I was really angry and pronounce hurt on the cause of the anger something happens but not in the moment but I usually know deep down that it was my pronouncement that worked. Don’t tell me coincidence. I need someone who is in the phenomenon of the spiritual to explain things to me. What are the repercussions? I can’t go back to the woman cause she never told me of the side effects in the first place so she can’t be trusted.

I wanted power.
No repercussions were made known except a warning to never ever ever abuse my power as it would lead to dire consequences but no repercussions on the act of soliciting the power of Ashe in the first place.
My parents were in the next room while I was fighting a spiritual battle and terrified as hell.

I did Ashe many years ago but I’m yet to really understand what I did and the repercussions. After the incision was placed under my lips I had a terrible time going to sleep that night as there was heavy weight and pains on the right side of my face. It was a real spiritual experience. I experienced it live. It was like a spirit was fighting my spirit. The pain was especially in my right cheekbone. It was also like a weight was placed on the spot. The spiritualist also gave me a soap which I had used before bed time. I had to involve my parents who had to pray in Jesus name and the next day the soap was burnt but I know and still feel the power deep down inside me. Someone who understands my plight should please comment.

Alaenyieby:
I will like to summarize my point as follows:
*Thinks that looks like love: Romance, Gift, Care, Frequent calls, Attention, Dates, Sex.
*What love truely is include the following: Tolerance, Unconditional acceptance, Sacrifice, Forgiveness, Trust, Support, Loyalty, Respect, Correction without judgement, peace.

If only the female gene in you would make you truly act like this. I don’t know if it’s nature but women always want to cheat their men. It makes them powerful and if they can’t Bleep another guy they must receive gifts and money for not fucking the other guy. Them like the song win win win by one naija musician. They must always win. You have written very beautifully but I’ve met too many girls who talk wisely but act foolishly and when confronted they say I am a woman. Like wtf?!

That reply wasn’t meant fir you but I’m real glad you’re scholastic enough to reply with constructive criticism.
Joesphus first you would be truthful about his historicity was never neutral. Maybe you need to understand the social conditions of literature. No man and I commit this fallacy boldly and eloquently. No man can write without bias!!! Even I writing this is biased. It’s like the problem of rhetoric where the sceptic knows he does not know but knows that he does not know. You Dey feel me.
Religious questions don’t have straight answers. Why do you believe Jesus existed? You would refer to Josephus. Now you see who is actually non sequitor. Jesus existed because Josephus said Jesus existed? That’s unwittingly dumb!!!
Once again please do you really know Josephus? Josephus had always being an active enemy of Nero. Never in his existence had he worked or loved him. He hated him for hating Jews how would he support his hate for Christians without being his friend. Now you see the problem in academia. The pot must call the kettle black in-order to be white. It’s a modus ponens operandi. Without it we would not have viewpoints and values. I am moral because my neighbor is immoral. Without him being immoral I am not moral. How would you know evil without good? Do you understand all this?
Josephus writing about Jesus is as much as other historians who wrote of him as a rabbi. Teacher. Magician. Yes. Many historians knew him as a magician. The Scandinavians knew him as a magician. Politician. Redeemer. War lord. The thief asked him to save himself before he can save the world. People in his time did not even support him. So if Jesus existed he is the messiah? If trump existed he is the antichrist as the Armageddon posited posit?
Bro this thing na just English. Only death can bring this to our knowledge of not it would always be mystery.
Science is different from humanities.
2 plus 2 is 4 is a scientific mathematical question. It is a straight answer. Does Jesus exist? Is this a humanities or social science or science question?
Once again. Not all Nigerians are gullible.

Pelecius:
“It is saddening that so called scholars are the same people who are quick to perform the error of jumping into conclusions.”
This is very true. People do make mistakes and that is a TRUTH which can be deduced from the scripture that as human, we are bound to make mistakes, even the smart ones.

“If you’re as academic and intellectual as you claim I think you should not have blatantly committed the fallacy of appeal to authority and appeal to character.
So because Josephus was not a Christian what he wrote about the history of Christians is true and infallible.”
First of all, I don’t see where I claimed to be ‘academic and intellectual’. I don’t know how you jumped to that conclusion of me CLAIMING such. This just proved your first sentence true that humans make mistakes.
Secondly, I didn’t talk about Josephus (or Tacitus) not to talk of appealing to their works. Maybe you wanted to quote the person who picked up the challenge to provide independent sources which confirms the historicity of Jesus, I don’t know.
Thirdly, if your response was actually meant for him, then you are actually made another mistake. Him quoting Tacitus is NEVER an appeal to authority because Tacitus is a hostile witness. It is one of the tool used in historical methods, except you have a better guideline for historical methods which should replace the use of hostile witness. And without committing argument ad populum, historicity of Jesus is a well attested fact among historians and everyone who understands how authenticity of historical sources are determined.

“…even the most brilliants of minds to ever walk this earth or ever to come would never ever ever have a straight answer to religious questions.”
I wished you were more careful while writing this, but looks like you were more driven by emotions than the person you respond to. Not having straight answers to religious questions is a broad generalization because it would be so stupid for anyone to go with what he does not understand AT ALL. The truth is that there are no answers to ALL questions, religion included (not even science is excluded) because we don’t always have the data. But for questions like; “did Jesus ever exist on earth?” the straight answer to that is YES. This falls under a religious question, doesn’t it?
And talking about bias, it is true that everyone has bias because of our paradigm. It is seen in scientific circles also and it is just the reason for disagreement between intellectuals. Though you seem to sound objective, your post still echoes bias and emotions. I definitely agree with you on that.

“Please understand logic and fallacy before writing as not all Nigerians are gullible.
It would interest you to know Josephus was a Jewish soldier and politician who had numerous fights and conquest with Nero.”
If you really understand why Josephus was quoted, you should know that you are the one who is committing non sequitur fallacy. He has no reason to talk about Christ because at the time of writing the works in which he mentioned Christ, he has nothing to do with Christianity and he was working with the Roman government. Again, he wasn’t writing an apologetic work, rather, he was writing the Jewish history and mentioned an event among the Christian which he traced back to the founder – Christ. I don’t see how your argument works here because Josephus can largely be seen as a neutral witness when trying to be generous while Tacitus may be seen as a hostile witness as a Roman Politician.
So sorry sir, your argument does not follow. For you that know about fallacy, I don’t expect that you would make those mistakes.

“Fallacy is a big problem amongst even the greatest of minds. Josephus not being a Christian was not remotely needed in your write up. That’s a clear fallacy.”
Again I agree with the first sentence here but as shown, Josephus was an historian who just mentioned an event in his works and that event happens to attest to the historicity of Christ. That he is not a Christian is necessary to avoid fallacy of appealing to authority but how you missed that is what baffles me. Also, Tacitus was mentioned but you seem to ignore it. As for Ron Wyatt, I don’t go with all his discoveries, especially those that some things do not add up.

Your statement here is very important
“Painting your enemy black while you’re a kettle is an innate nature in man…”

It is saddening that so called scholars are the same people who are quick to perform the error of jumping into conclusions.
If you’re as academic and intellectual as you claim I think you should not have blatantly committed the fallacy of appeal to authority and appeal to character.
So because Josephus was not a Christian what he wrote about the history of Christians is true and infallible.
It hurts me that so called enlightened individuals have forgotten the whiles of literature. There’s a word called hyperbole. It is very hard for any individual to write without his own thoughts influencing his writings coupled with exaggerations.
Ryan this. Josephus that. What do you think?
Religion is based on faith and even the most brilliants of minds to ever walk this earth or ever to come would never ever ever have a straight answer to religious questions. There’s a reason they are called metaphysical sciences. You who have written so blatantly have only written from bias and emotions and obligation to a particular faith ie faith in Jesus.
What would a Muslim write? Or do you think a learned Muslim cannot bring up facts through authoritative and revered historians too?
I dare you say NO!
Please understand logic and fallacy before writing as not all Nigerians are gullible.
It would interest you to know Josephus was a Jewish soldier and politician who had numerous fights and conquest with Nero.
Wetin you want make him come write about Nero again? I just tire.
Painting your enemy black while you’re a kettle is an innate nature in man and existed even before this world existed.
Josephus and whomever you quoted there are simple apologetics of whatever they believe in and would obligingly write in support.
Fallacy is a big problem amongst even the greatest of minds. Josephus not being a Christian was not remotely needed in your write up. That’s a clear fallacy

Pelecius:
Nice work Sir
I'm waiting to see his response.

I didn't even bother to read the article because I strongly believe he will come to act like Bill Nye. Through his posts, one would easily see that he is not really after truth but just like many atheists, he doesn't want the existence of God. Hence, he'll clearly ignore anything which points to God and keep on repeating his learned confused lines about sky daddy, flying spaghetti, and all those misrepresentations of God.

He'll expect you to bring independent corroborating witness for the Bible when most ancient documents writes their reports after centuries of the event, yet he will easily accept them. Talk of emotions leading to double standards.

It's nice you show this as it should inform others too, but I fear that your entire posts may be ignored while he pick up another question, eg: "show me the one that confirms Moses' staff turning into snake"

Op should tell us if she’d allow her man have female bestie na. Abi na only women fit get male bestie �.
I can allow my girl have a male bestie if she would allow me have a female bestie.
Truth is everyone wants sex with no strings attached and like someone said they’re Bleep mates. Who doesn’t want the Bleep without the responsibility and commitment. I sure would love a female bestie. More like the work of the house girl when mad am is not home. �

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