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Celebrities / TOP 10 Nigerian One Hit Wonder Artistes by sarzwizard(m): 2:15pm On May 28, 2016
1. DEEBEE

THIS SHOULD NOT BE A SURPRISE AT ALL,
CROWNED THE KING OF THE ONE HIT WONDER,
Deebee holds the notorious title of being Number One.
Since releasing “Collabo” in 2008 THE track became
successful that he added the title to his name, nothing
has been heard of him. He’s probably collaborating
with other activities at the moment… let’s wait and see.




2.Kas
Born Kas Lionheart Jonathan, Kas’s ability as a
producer was never in doubt. He studied music
production at Islington College in the United Kingdom.
What ultimately let Kas down was his ability to write
actual music.
Kas’s second single, Fimile, was his one hit, and is
arguably the biggest of all one-hit wonders. Fimile was
so big, it brought together two of Nigeria’s biggest
artistes at the time, D’banj & 2Face to do a remix. It was
that big.
Kas’s follow-up single though, Wine For Me, was quite
popular, but was never played outside the four walls of
a club thanks to it being devoid of any lyrical quality.
The singer had tried many avenues to get back into
music, including working with Tonto Dikeh, but
mediocrity has refused to fi Kas le




3.sky-b
skyb used to be quit popular for his track ”am calling”,
now the question is where is the crooner hiding




4.zule-zoo
Remember Zule Zoo of the song Kerewa fame? Their
acrobatic dance steps and the originality of their songs
were among the unique features that made this group a
household name in Nigeria at one time.
Kerewa was however banned in Nigeria for its obscene
theme and Ibrahim Hassan and Michael (the duo that
made up the group) later both went solo.




5. Baba Fryo

Baba fryo's Dem Go Dey Pose was a massive hit in
Nigeria in the mid-90s and it made him a household
name.
His stardom waxed strong in Nigeria’s entertainment
industry from 1999 to 2003 but suddenly, the Afro-
reggae artiste’s fame and fortune disappeared into thin
air. The last time anything was heard of him was on
August 23, 2012, when he was reportedly beaten by
policemen, handcuffed and dragged like a common
thief to Isashi Police Station, along the Badagry
Expressway.




6. Soul E
Soul E Baba Dey Here is the unforgettable track from
Soul E’s first album titled Naija is Blessed that shot him
into the limelight.
His real name is Emmanuel Ifechukwude Okose and in
the heat of his reign on the music scene, he was
reportedly linked romantically with several older
women, particularly Queen Ure. He, however,
vehemently denied that he was ever married to her after
their rumoured divorced.
He has now become a ‘prophet’, predicting people’s
death and bomb blasts and receiving lots of insults for
it!


7.RESONANACE NOW (ESTAR)

petty or should i say beatiful ibo singer…had a lot of
influence in todays nigerian music scence with her song
lele…if you hear it today, it would make you wonder
where the musician is…would really say all today non
of the musician today have anything on hear when it
comes to writing of beautiful music



8.ty bello
sharing a spot with resonance, with all due respect with
all the activism Mrs bello is doing and congrats to her
on the birth of her children, she has only released one
song that hard an impact in the industry and us
nigerians as a whole and that track is “GREEN”



9. Stereo Man Ekwe
Real name Sunday Osakuni, his story is a ‘riches to
rags’ one. According to the artiste, who was once a Glo
Ambassador and whose hit song E Dey Pain Me made
waves a few years back, his trials began after he was
invited by detectives of Force CID Panti, Yaba in Lagos,
following an allegation that he strangled and killed his
estranged wife, Rukayyat Idris in April 2012




10. Bigiano

Remember him? “…All of Una Must Shayo …” His
name is Bigiano! He was the dance hall musician that
rocked the airwaves in 2008 with Shayo. Almost six
years after, he seems not to have struggle with anything
but music. His former group partners Triple B may have
been quick to rule him out, but not Bigiano. He was not
done. No. Not yet. In 2013, he announced his
comeback. There was never a comeback.




Lalasticlala,
Seun
Please do the needful
Music/Radio / Re: Unclad Ladies At Ghana Music Awards (Photos) by sarzwizard(m): 9:17pm On May 10, 2016
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Celebrities / Wizkid Scores First On Billboard “hot 100” With Drake’s “one Dance” by sarzwizard(m): 1:26pm On May 10, 2016
Congratulations, Wizkid! The Starboy has just
scored his first #1 on the Billboard “Hot 100” chart
for the week ending May 21, making him the first
Nigerian/African artist to lay claim to the biggest
song in America. This comes courtesy of his feature
on Drake‘s monster single “One Dance” which is
also #1 across several countries.
It turns out “One Dance” is Drake‘s FIRST
Billboard “Hot 100” #1 as a lead artist, with his
prior appearances on the #1 spot coming via 2
Rihanna features, “ What’s My Name” and “Work“.



www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100

TV/Movies / Your Favorite Seasonal Movies? by sarzwizard(m): 7:45am On May 07, 2016
HI Ladies/Gentlemen
As far as I am concerned for now, this are my top seasonal movies

1. Game Of Thrones

2. Breaking Bad

3. Flash

4. 24

5. Prison break

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Christabel Ekeh Flaunts Hot Bod In Sexy Thong Bikini by sarzwizard(m): 7:21am On May 07, 2016
Vasline crew turn up
Politics / Re: I Stand With Buhari Tv To Be Launched On 16th Of May, 2016 by sarzwizard(m): 7:15am On May 07, 2016
Na lie
I stand with buhari ko
Stand with God ni
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi And His Wife On A Boat Cruise (photo) by sarzwizard(m): 7:11am On May 07, 2016
Is sanusi covering a white bed sheet
grin grin

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Webmasters / Re: Why Are People Selling Their Adsense by sarzwizard(m): 6:31am On May 07, 2016
Money everywhere!!
Since they got it free and they have many,why not sell them

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Nairaland / General / Must Read An Open Letter By Adamu Mohammed by sarzwizard(m): 8:10pm On May 06, 2016
Ever since President Muhammadu Buhari took over the mantle of leadership of this great country Nigeria, we(Hausa-Fulanis) have come under severe media attack from enemies of progress. Just because they are educated than us, they stereotype us with negativity. Just because they own and control the media, they use the media against us.

But let me make something clear to you stupid fellows hating us, whether you love us or hate us, it doesn't change anything. We are who we are and we will continue to remain like that. We hate you even more and we can never love you because you are all infidels. I pity those of you who keep deluding yourselves that we can love and trust you simply because you worked against your people to our own advantage, never!

I heard that the stupid Governor of Oyo State, Ajimobi said that they won't accept the proposed Grazing Bill. But my message to the filthy Yoruba pig is that, if you don't want to give us your cursed land, we will rear our cattle not only on your farmlands but in your churches. And if you try to stop us, we would killed your chicken hearted men like rabbits then turn your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to our sex slaves like we have always done.

It is either you give the whole of South to us to use as grazing reserve or we soak it with your blood. And what you would do like you always do is noise on Facebook and Twitter. you cannot be united against us because there would always be the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and Okorocha in your midst who will divide you for selfishness and love of money. Such treacherous characters can't survive in our midst because we burn them and their families.

I so much detest Southern Christians because they are the problem of this country. If I have my way, there won't be any functional church in this country, especially in the North. That's why I am so much happy with Governor El-rufai who is living up to the expectations of Allah in Kaduna State. We are not really pleased with President Muhammadu Buhari who is too slow to implement everything we asked him to implement in this country for us, he has not even done 20% of the Northern/Islam agenda, what he is waiting for I don't know.

We will make life unbearable for Igbos like they are in Hell, and yet we won't let them have their useless Biafra because the whole of South is a conquered territory. We can never see Yorubas as allies no matter how hard they try to please or serve us because they are born traitors and infidels. Those slaves in the Middle Belt would continue to be willing tools in our hands, and the day they attempt to raise their heads, we will cut off their heads like weeds. I lack words to tell the inconsequential and always crying Niger Delta because what we are waiting for is for President Buhari to declare state of emergency in Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta, then we will show them how to use power.

We are at war with you people but we won't allow the country to breakup because, natural resources found in any part of the country is our heritage and birth right. We will continue killing you in large numbers until you are truly submissive to us as your slave masters. We won't stop killing you until we fully takeover your land as a conquered territory. This is not the time to mince words, this is not the time to sugarcoat things, and this is not the time to be economical with the truth, this is nothing but the truth, ignore it at your own peril.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay blasts Tiwa Savage subtly for ignoring questions about her. by sarzwizard(m): 9:00am On May 06, 2016
HurricaneMIMZY:

Seyi Shay is awesome. She oozes sexiness without forcing it or being trashy. Have you seen "Murda" video featuring Patoranking? She was the carpenter - she nailed it.
Tiwa Savage is just Tiwa Savage- she's an awesome singer with a voice which sounds like water dripping from a fountain onto a sunburnt man's back - soothing and cooling. The thing is, she can't dance. She's boring to watch.
Tiwa Savage is the Adele of Nigeria while Seyi Shay is our Beyonce.
I want both of them . Rice and beans taste
better together.wink


Vote _Mimzy as Miss Nairaland 2016.





Tiwa adele for ur village
U done go smoke again
I fit see u like the next teebliz



ireneony:
sheyi shey is a better singer than tiwa.
Tiwa is overrated. .she should be thankful to teebillz





I concur
Gbam
Romance / Re: Lady Accused Of Being Edible Caterer Comes Out To Deny Allegations by sarzwizard(m): 2:07pm On Apr 30, 2016
dare2differ:
People are stvpid. It is entirely up to a woman to surgery stay with a cheating husband is not. It does not make her less powerful if she stayed nor does leaveming makes her superior. Definitely, the relationship would change. If indeed Jay cheated on Beyonce, there are things in their marriage that would go with the betrayal. It can't be the same again, that is enough punishment for the guy.




I concur
Very brilliant comment sire
Celebrities / Re: Charles Novia Writes On Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Saga by sarzwizard(m): 2:02pm On Apr 30, 2016
Dude’s likely to see any bathtub as a river after he watches that video.
grin

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Celebrities / Re: TeeBillz Instagram Account Wasn't Hacked - See Reasons by sarzwizard(m): 9:50am On Apr 29, 2016
Rr

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Romance / 7 Ways Religious Ladies Act When They Visit Their Boyfriends by sarzwizard(m): 8:45am On Apr 29, 2016
1. They Make Sure They Wear An Unseductive
Dress

Religious ladies make sure they dress
unseductively.They’re not like ladies that do wear
“Gown” that only covers half of the breast and
butt.Religious ladies dress like that because they
know some guys can be having S3@Xx:’ual arousal
towards them.They dress to avoid any arousal of
S3@Xx:’.


2. Refuses To Hug

They refuse hugging their boyfriend at his
house.They do think hugging is a sin.Because when
they both hug, she feels as if he has touched her
boobs through hugging.You can’t ever see a
religious lady giving you a hug but she prefers a
handshake.

3. They Talk About The Bible Or Quran

They love asking questions about the bible or
quran.”Who’s the father of Isaac”? And the guy will
be like “What the hell is wrong with her”.They love
preaching and talking about their religion
belief.Sometimes, it makes the day boring for the
guy.

4. They Hate You Playing Action, Love Or
Adventurous Movies

They detest you playing those movies for them
because they do know some of the movies contain
sinful scenes like “S3@Xx:’”.They prefer watching a
religious movies, or nothing.


5. Decline Food And Drinks

Whenever you offer them something to eat or
drink, they refuse taking it buh only ask for a glass
cup of water.They always caution themselves not to
fall victim of molestation or being rape through the
food or drinks.


6. There Make Sure There’s Gap Between She
And You

They make sure there’s distance between both of
you.They avoid close distance.Religious ladies don’t
want to destroy her personality and don’t want to
feel anything guilty.They know guys do have a belief
that when a lady visits him, he must take advantage
of her.


7. They Avoid Making Use Of Make-ups

You can’t a religious lady using make up kits like
“Powder, lipsticks etc.They don’t want to allure the
guy so that he won’t demand for S3@Xx:’.




www.akukong.com/revealed-7-ways-religious-ladies-act-when-they-visit-their-boyfriends/

Politics / Re: Senator Iyabo Anisulowo Kidnapped In Ogun by sarzwizard(m): 7:29am On Apr 28, 2016
nnachukz:
One zombie after taking his usual weed claimed that Buhari has done well in security. Where is the security when you can't sleep with your eyes closed or walk freely within the country? If not herdsmen killing you with Army and police in their midst then it must be kidnappers coming after you in broad daylight. What type of security are zombies talking about?





Seconded
I concur
Who security epp

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Second Son, Ayo Looks More Stylish Than Ever (photos) by sarzwizard(m): 9:24am On Apr 26, 2016
Baby mama is now a lucrative business

I siddon dey look


The ladies know what they are doing. They are using
Annie Idibia, Lola Omotayo and the likes of them to
get hope.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Who Had Sex With 2 Different Men In 24 Hours Share Their Stories by sarzwizard(m): 9:20am On Apr 26, 2016
Lataability:
i believe dat a harlot can explain better





See life
Maka why
If na man pikin sleep with two girls in 24 hours u go see am like. Hero
Receive sense

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Politics / Re: Worshipers Interrupt Imam’s Prayers For Saraki In Ilorin - Sahara Reporters by sarzwizard(m): 9:16am On Apr 25, 2016
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Politics / Re: Who Wrote This Slogan? "Borno, Home Of Peace" by sarzwizard(m): 8:49am On Apr 25, 2016
In The Home of Peace, A Siege of Fear
The heart of the insurgency






Such is now the metamorphosis of a city which was
once the cradle of peace, which prided itself for its
rich traditional institution headed by the Shehus
whose Durbar ceremonies once attracted tourists
from near and wide. Today, the palace of the
traditional ruler, Shehu Garbai Umar ibn El-Kanemi
after having suffered series of attacks at the hands
of the terrorists, now sits at the center of the city
bidding it’s time for the next attack with a huge
military presence mistaking the facility for a military
barrack.
God bless nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Adeola & Ayodeji Wed: Emeka Smith Lied About The Cancellation Of The Wedding by sarzwizard(m): 8:05pm On Apr 23, 2016
What does it profit a man to lie and get busted



Simple!
The groom deceived him cos of his wack
jokes. So
cancellation was the best way to put him off

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Religion / Re: Heavenly Reward Vs Earthly Reward: Hilarious Photo by sarzwizard(m): 1:26pm On Apr 23, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Flavour Refers To Himself As 'baby Daddy' In New IG Post by sarzwizard(m): 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2016
#Flavour,you are beggining to be too
conspicuous for my liking. Be scarce a little so
as to add value to your celeb life. I'm your fan.
Reduce your social media addiction.

And chidinma is in love with this r.etard She
wud soon be baby mama no 3










Baby ko daddy ni
Who e app

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Romance / Re: What is the silliest reason you never agreed to go on a second date with someone by sarzwizard(m): 12:46pm On Apr 23, 2016

Romance / What is the silliest reason you never agreed to go on a second date with someone by sarzwizard(m): 12:25pm On Apr 23, 2016
A Twitter user asked this question and the responses
were hilarious. See more tweets after the cut and lets
know your own experience...

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Education / Re: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by sarzwizard(m): 10:27am On Apr 21, 2016
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Crime / Re: Lagos police arrests gangsters, murderers & armed robbers by sarzwizard(m): 8:32am On Apr 21, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Music Collabos Nigerians Can’t Wait To See by sarzwizard(m): 3:54pm On Apr 20, 2016
1• Don Jazzy x Pasuma

2.. Fela ft lagbaja

3.Patoranking and Cynthia Morgan

4. Jesse Jags x
Patoranking

5.asa x timi dakolo

6.Jimi jatt ft xclusive

7.2face x dbanj x psquare (produced by Donjazzy)

8.Pasuma ft Kwam1

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Jokes Etc / How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by sarzwizard(m): 11:55pm On Apr 18, 2016
[b] 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful
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