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Celebrities / TOP 10 Nigerian One Hit Wonder Artistes by sarzwizard(m): 2:15pm On May 28, 2016 |
1. DEEBEE THIS SHOULD NOT BE A SURPRISE AT ALL, CROWNED THE KING OF THE ONE HIT WONDER, Deebee holds the notorious title of being Number One. Since releasing “Collabo” in 2008 THE track became successful that he added the title to his name, nothing has been heard of him. He’s probably collaborating with other activities at the moment… let’s wait and see. 2.Kas Born Kas Lionheart Jonathan, Kas’s ability as a producer was never in doubt. He studied music production at Islington College in the United Kingdom. What ultimately let Kas down was his ability to write actual music. Kas’s second single, Fimile, was his one hit, and is arguably the biggest of all one-hit wonders. Fimile was so big, it brought together two of Nigeria’s biggest artistes at the time, D’banj & 2Face to do a remix. It was that big. Kas’s follow-up single though, Wine For Me, was quite popular, but was never played outside the four walls of a club thanks to it being devoid of any lyrical quality. The singer had tried many avenues to get back into music, including working with Tonto Dikeh, but mediocrity has refused to fi Kas le 3.sky-b skyb used to be quit popular for his track ”am calling”, now the question is where is the crooner hiding 4.zule-zoo Remember Zule Zoo of the song Kerewa fame? Their acrobatic dance steps and the originality of their songs were among the unique features that made this group a household name in Nigeria at one time. Kerewa was however banned in Nigeria for its obscene theme and Ibrahim Hassan and Michael (the duo that made up the group) later both went solo. 5. Baba Fryo Baba fryo's Dem Go Dey Pose was a massive hit in Nigeria in the mid-90s and it made him a household name. His stardom waxed strong in Nigeria’s entertainment industry from 1999 to 2003 but suddenly, the Afro- reggae artiste’s fame and fortune disappeared into thin air. The last time anything was heard of him was on August 23, 2012, when he was reportedly beaten by policemen, handcuffed and dragged like a common thief to Isashi Police Station, along the Badagry Expressway. 6. Soul E Soul E Baba Dey Here is the unforgettable track from Soul E’s first album titled Naija is Blessed that shot him into the limelight. His real name is Emmanuel Ifechukwude Okose and in the heat of his reign on the music scene, he was reportedly linked romantically with several older women, particularly Queen Ure. He, however, vehemently denied that he was ever married to her after their rumoured divorced. He has now become a ‘prophet’, predicting people’s death and bomb blasts and receiving lots of insults for it! 7.RESONANACE NOW (ESTAR) petty or should i say beatiful ibo singer…had a lot of influence in todays nigerian music scence with her song lele…if you hear it today, it would make you wonder where the musician is…would really say all today non of the musician today have anything on hear when it comes to writing of beautiful music 8.ty bello sharing a spot with resonance, with all due respect with all the activism Mrs bello is doing and congrats to her on the birth of her children, she has only released one song that hard an impact in the industry and us nigerians as a whole and that track is “GREEN” 9. Stereo Man Ekwe Real name Sunday Osakuni, his story is a ‘riches to rags’ one. According to the artiste, who was once a Glo Ambassador and whose hit song E Dey Pain Me made waves a few years back, his trials began after he was invited by detectives of Force CID Panti, Yaba in Lagos, following an allegation that he strangled and killed his estranged wife, Rukayyat Idris in April 2012 10. Bigiano Remember him? “…All of Una Must Shayo …” His name is Bigiano! He was the dance hall musician that rocked the airwaves in 2008 with Shayo. Almost six years after, he seems not to have struggle with anything but music. His former group partners Triple B may have been quick to rule him out, but not Bigiano. He was not done. No. Not yet. In 2013, he announced his comeback. There was never a comeback. Lalasticlala, Seun Please do the needful |
Music/Radio / Re: Unclad Ladies At Ghana Music Awards (Photos) by sarzwizard(m): 9:17pm On May 10, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Wizkid Scores First On Billboard “hot 100” With Drake’s “one Dance” by sarzwizard(m): 1:26pm On May 10, 2016 |
Congratulations, Wizkid! The Starboy has just scored his first #1 on the Billboard “Hot 100” chart for the week ending May 21, making him the first Nigerian/African artist to lay claim to the biggest song in America. This comes courtesy of his feature on Drake‘s monster single “One Dance” which is also #1 across several countries. It turns out “One Dance” is Drake‘s FIRST Billboard “Hot 100” #1 as a lead artist, with his prior appearances on the #1 spot coming via 2 Rihanna features, “ What’s My Name” and “Work“. www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100
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TV/Movies / Your Favorite Seasonal Movies? by sarzwizard(m): 7:45am On May 07, 2016 |
HI Ladies/Gentlemen As far as I am concerned for now, this are my top seasonal movies 1. Game Of Thrones 2. Breaking Bad 3. Flash 4. 24 5. Prison break 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Christabel Ekeh Flaunts Hot Bod In Sexy Thong Bikini by sarzwizard(m): 7:21am On May 07, 2016 |
Vasline crew turn up |
Politics / Re: I Stand With Buhari Tv To Be Launched On 16th Of May, 2016 by sarzwizard(m): 7:15am On May 07, 2016 |
Na lie I stand with buhari ko Stand with God ni |
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi And His Wife On A Boat Cruise (photo) by sarzwizard(m): 7:11am On May 07, 2016 |
Is sanusi covering a white bed sheet 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Webmasters / Re: Why Are People Selling Their Adsense by sarzwizard(m): 6:31am On May 07, 2016 |
Money everywhere!! Since they got it free and they have many,why not sell them 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Must Read An Open Letter By Adamu Mohammed by sarzwizard(m): 8:10pm On May 06, 2016 |
Ever since President Muhammadu Buhari took over the mantle of leadership of this great country Nigeria, we(Hausa-Fulanis) have come under severe media attack from enemies of progress. Just because they are educated than us, they stereotype us with negativity. Just because they own and control the media, they use the media against us. But let me make something clear to you stupid fellows hating us, whether you love us or hate us, it doesn't change anything. We are who we are and we will continue to remain like that. We hate you even more and we can never love you because you are all infidels. I pity those of you who keep deluding yourselves that we can love and trust you simply because you worked against your people to our own advantage, never! I heard that the stupid Governor of Oyo State, Ajimobi said that they won't accept the proposed Grazing Bill. But my message to the filthy Yoruba pig is that, if you don't want to give us your cursed land, we will rear our cattle not only on your farmlands but in your churches. And if you try to stop us, we would killed your chicken hearted men like rabbits then turn your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to our sex slaves like we have always done. It is either you give the whole of South to us to use as grazing reserve or we soak it with your blood. And what you would do like you always do is noise on Facebook and Twitter. you cannot be united against us because there would always be the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and Okorocha in your midst who will divide you for selfishness and love of money. Such treacherous characters can't survive in our midst because we burn them and their families. I so much detest Southern Christians because they are the problem of this country. If I have my way, there won't be any functional church in this country, especially in the North. That's why I am so much happy with Governor El-rufai who is living up to the expectations of Allah in Kaduna State. We are not really pleased with President Muhammadu Buhari who is too slow to implement everything we asked him to implement in this country for us, he has not even done 20% of the Northern/Islam agenda, what he is waiting for I don't know. We will make life unbearable for Igbos like they are in Hell, and yet we won't let them have their useless Biafra because the whole of South is a conquered territory. We can never see Yorubas as allies no matter how hard they try to please or serve us because they are born traitors and infidels. Those slaves in the Middle Belt would continue to be willing tools in our hands, and the day they attempt to raise their heads, we will cut off their heads like weeds. I lack words to tell the inconsequential and always crying Niger Delta because what we are waiting for is for President Buhari to declare state of emergency in Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta, then we will show them how to use power. We are at war with you people but we won't allow the country to breakup because, natural resources found in any part of the country is our heritage and birth right. We will continue killing you in large numbers until you are truly submissive to us as your slave masters. We won't stop killing you until we fully takeover your land as a conquered territory. This is not the time to mince words, this is not the time to sugarcoat things, and this is not the time to be economical with the truth, this is nothing but the truth, ignore it at your own peril. |
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay blasts Tiwa Savage subtly for ignoring questions about her. by sarzwizard(m): 9:00am On May 06, 2016 |
HurricaneMIMZY: Tiwa adele for ur village U done go smoke again I fit see u like the next teebliz ireneony: I concur Gbam |
Romance / Re: Lady Accused Of Being Edible Caterer Comes Out To Deny Allegations by sarzwizard(m): 2:07pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
dare2differ: I concur Very brilliant comment sire |
Celebrities / Re: Charles Novia Writes On Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Saga by sarzwizard(m): 2:02pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Dude’s likely to see any bathtub as a river after he
watches that video. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: TeeBillz Instagram Account Wasn't Hacked - See Reasons by sarzwizard(m): 9:50am On Apr 29, 2016 |
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Romance / 7 Ways Religious Ladies Act When They Visit Their Boyfriends by sarzwizard(m): 8:45am On Apr 29, 2016 |
1. They Make Sure They Wear An Unseductive Dress Religious ladies make sure they dress unseductively.They’re not like ladies that do wear “Gown” that only covers half of the breast and butt.Religious ladies dress like that because they know some guys can be having S3@Xx:’ual arousal towards them.They dress to avoid any arousal of S3@Xx:’. 2. Refuses To Hug They refuse hugging their boyfriend at his house.They do think hugging is a sin.Because when they both hug, she feels as if he has touched her boobs through hugging.You can’t ever see a religious lady giving you a hug but she prefers a handshake. 3. They Talk About The Bible Or Quran They love asking questions about the bible or quran.”Who’s the father of Isaac”? And the guy will be like “What the hell is wrong with her”.They love preaching and talking about their religion belief.Sometimes, it makes the day boring for the guy. 4. They Hate You Playing Action, Love Or Adventurous Movies They detest you playing those movies for them because they do know some of the movies contain sinful scenes like “S3@Xx:’”.They prefer watching a religious movies, or nothing. 5. Decline Food And Drinks Whenever you offer them something to eat or drink, they refuse taking it buh only ask for a glass cup of water.They always caution themselves not to fall victim of molestation or being rape through the food or drinks. 6. There Make Sure There’s Gap Between She And You They make sure there’s distance between both of you.They avoid close distance.Religious ladies don’t want to destroy her personality and don’t want to feel anything guilty.They know guys do have a belief that when a lady visits him, he must take advantage of her. 7. They Avoid Making Use Of Make-ups You can’t a religious lady using make up kits like “Powder, lipsticks etc.They don’t want to allure the guy so that he won’t demand for S3@Xx:’. www.akukong.com/revealed-7-ways-religious-ladies-act-when-they-visit-their-boyfriends/
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Politics / Re: Senator Iyabo Anisulowo Kidnapped In Ogun by sarzwizard(m): 7:29am On Apr 28, 2016 |
nnachukz: Seconded I concur Who security epp 1 Like 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Second Son, Ayo Looks More Stylish Than Ever (photos) by sarzwizard(m): 9:24am On Apr 26, 2016 |
Baby mama is now a lucrative business I siddon dey look The ladies know what they are doing. They are using Annie Idibia, Lola Omotayo and the likes of them to get hope. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Who Had Sex With 2 Different Men In 24 Hours Share Their Stories by sarzwizard(m): 9:20am On Apr 26, 2016 |
Lataability: See life Maka why If na man pikin sleep with two girls in 24 hours u go see am like. Hero Receive sense 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Worshipers Interrupt Imam’s Prayers For Saraki In Ilorin - Sahara Reporters by sarzwizard(m): 9:16am On Apr 25, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Who Wrote This Slogan? "Borno, Home Of Peace" by sarzwizard(m): 8:49am On Apr 25, 2016 |
In The Home of Peace, A Siege of Fear The heart of the insurgency Such is now the metamorphosis of a city which was once the cradle of peace, which prided itself for its rich traditional institution headed by the Shehus whose Durbar ceremonies once attracted tourists from near and wide. Today, the palace of the traditional ruler, Shehu Garbai Umar ibn El-Kanemi after having suffered series of attacks at the hands of the terrorists, now sits at the center of the city bidding it’s time for the next attack with a huge military presence mistaking the facility for a military barrack. God bless nigeria 11 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Adeola & Ayodeji Wed: Emeka Smith Lied About The Cancellation Of The Wedding by sarzwizard(m): 8:05pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
What does it profit a man to lie and get busted Simple! The groom deceived him cos of his wack jokes. So cancellation was the best way to put him off 81 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Heavenly Reward Vs Earthly Reward: Hilarious Photo by sarzwizard(m): 1:26pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Flavour Refers To Himself As 'baby Daddy' In New IG Post by sarzwizard(m): 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
#Flavour,you are beggining to be too conspicuous for my liking. Be scarce a little so as to add value to your celeb life. I'm your fan. Reduce your social media addiction. And chidinma is in love with this r.etard She wud soon be baby mama no 3 Baby ko daddy ni Who e app 2 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: What is the silliest reason you never agreed to go on a second date with someone by sarzwizard(m): 12:46pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
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Romance / What is the silliest reason you never agreed to go on a second date with someone by sarzwizard(m): 12:25pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
A Twitter user asked this question and the responses were hilarious. See more tweets after the cut and lets know your own experience... 1 Share
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Education / Re: See How Nigerians Pronounce Words According To Ghanians by sarzwizard(m): 10:27am On Apr 21, 2016 |
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Crime / Re: Lagos police arrests gangsters, murderers & armed robbers by sarzwizard(m): 8:32am On Apr 21, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Music Collabos Nigerians Can’t Wait To See by sarzwizard(m): 3:54pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
1• Don Jazzy x Pasuma 2.. Fela ft lagbaja 3.Patoranking and Cynthia Morgan 4. Jesse Jags x Patoranking 5.asa x timi dakolo 6.Jimi jatt ft xclusive 7.2face x dbanj x psquare (produced by Donjazzy) 8.Pasuma ft Kwam1 39 Likes 4 Shares |
Jokes Etc / How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by sarzwizard(m): 11:55pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!" 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. 14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful [/b] |
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