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[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]a weired dude is in d house. He can bite. Run 4 ur life, watch ya back.[/quote]and who bleep is dat

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Indian babes hot die!!

U want one jooR[/quote]really? Like seriously

hmmmm Nadia am expecting the tutorials

biko ajunwa

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]eh, ogbeni (Mr Man)
where r u 4rm?[/quote]omo yourba mi oruko mi ni oladipo

pls gv me the tutorials Nadia

hw do i create my own trends@Nadia

nadai are frm igbo @nadai

guess am 2 small nadia

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Welcome 2 nL lounge abeg come chill with me..

[/quote]here i am @nadia

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]what's eating u[/quote]expecting ur reply at nadai

Enegod:

nadia am on ur trend gv me the tutorials

see diz mumu hunger strike ni
we go soon hear about ur dead smh
dats y i hate 9ja

kelechucku claim handsome see monkey the claim handsome
@mi and kellyhandsome
lol mi finish the quaquacous element

make we value them abi there done turn to money?

chiefkpokp: Please, is there anyone in the house who is having same issue with me? Yes, although I know it's good to be enjoying my etisalat 3gig on my pc, but you see, how i wish i could adjust the speed in either in my modern on any software, because i could remember when i was using airtel, i could use 6gb which would last for me for almost a month, because the speed was slow and so on like that, and I could only be spending my tweak money at least minimum of every 3 weeks, but since I ported to etibaba, because of of the speed, I now spend at least 1-1-1000 every 2, 2days, please i know that its good for some people, but its not too fair for me, because I need the network to be slow, so that i can be getting value for my 1k. Any idea please?

In between!! Anyone when insult me, na thunder from heaven go remind the beneficiary of his or her Bleep, so respond responsibly.

chew the sim card

Ohwhy: Another silly thing they do is seeing a girl pass by and calling "sssssssssssss fine girl" like as if she's a fine snake or calling her as if she's a dog... If the girl doesn't answer, he will change it to " ugly thing, u think say u fine mtcheew"

D worst one is sending a kid to call the girl saying " my chairman said I should call you" what's DAT na?

so hw u want make we take call una

1.to-to dike
2.JEG rememberd some one on NL said JEG will develop brain tumor if he trys to nurse any plan to end the boko boys manace
3. Did u u guys read what patrick and soyinka said about mama peace according to her?@Patience
4.and diz castrated zombie@wizkid.lol rememberd he told a fan to get rich or keep his mouth his bleeping poverty and just diz week e break up with omotayo
5.sexkilz hmmmmm ah the sorry for am bro if beefing the cost poverty i swear wahlia u done become begger

1.a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool, I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong? 2.Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when. 3. I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time. 4. I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless huh? 5. Teaching ur own mother how to use nairaland is like willinly signin ur own death warrant. 6. Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips. 7. UCH:: says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

martha: They can't kneel down to apologize to their parents when they do wrong but they can kneel down and give their boyfrndz BJ

lol no be lie

Forza p: whu be yu

you who be u castrated zombie

davida222: Mancity vs Bacelona
Olypiacos vs Manutd
Ac milan vs Atlitic madrid
Leverkusen vs PSG
Galatasaray vs Chelsea
Schalke vs Real madrid
Zenit vs Dortmund
Arsenal vs Banyer muchen

chai arsenal i the sorry 4 una

weting concern me with diz mata when my nokia 3110 the enable me chat nairaland

brosdoncome: Amadioha just convinced me tht Brazilian hair has been in existence since 046 BC

chai nairaland i laff fall frm iroko

make se go mop lake chat she form hard 2 get ni

ifyalways: How does that tweet equal to "Whizkid has broken up with his GF"

wizzy wan make u him next gf

nbright: There are many other girls that are ready to fill in the void/space... Many girls won't learn.. They just want to flex and boast of being wizzy's babe... Fish brains

true talk diz girl 2 the form every event she wan attend una done been see jesse jags wife b4?

weting be my biz 4 diz mata wizkid done finish work then dump the bicth thumps up bro....put on my sleepers and leave the trend

1.She calls me her diamond
but I don't know if she
means diamond bank.
2. Remembers the day when
blackberry and apple were
just fruits.
3. Decided to burn lots of
calories today so I set a fat
kid on fire!
4. I'm not addicted to nairaland, I
cum here only on days dat
end with d letter Y
5. when u mistake a super
glue for cream during
Masturbation
6. Even after photoshoping
you still look damn ugly
7. when u vomit pounded yam
and egusi in church during a
3 days
fasting and prayer service.
8. if you are 30 and you still
live in your parents house
"please i need tutorials on how to create my own trend"[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]1.She calls me her diamond
but I don't know if she
means diamond bank.
2. Remembers the day when
blackberry and apple were
just fruits.
3. Decided to burn lots of
calories today so I set a fat
kid on fire!
4. I'm not addicted to nairaland, I
cum here only on days dat
end with d letter Y
5. when u mistake a super
glue for cream during
Masturbation
6. Even after photoshoping
you still look damn ugly
7. when u vomit pounded yam
and egusi in church during a
3 days
fasting and prayer service.
8. if you are 30 and you still
live in your parents house
"please i need tutorials on how to create my own *trend*"

[color=#006600][/color]dats good. but@pix

Alikaxon: If not that she has an attitude issue, she would have realised that she needs to rest before creating frivolous thread. (common sence is not common)

bros i hail oh baddo obago(we done enter) I love how Charlie Sheen tweeted "Rebecca Black, we don't hate you 'cause you're famous, you're famous because we hate you In Naija people complain about their looks but no one complains about their brains
Keep my name outta ur mouth or put that shit on wax ..... Getmoney or killurself .. Bleep outta here.. #sarz╥┼†♣⊙♦♂♀♣⌂

i would prefer 9ja 2 play brazil belguim and japan