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my shout out goes to martha,nadia_sa,fuckfuckman,mukina,sexkill and oga boss seun. Oluwa okiki my late elder broda my ansestors who are still drinking shinap and eating kola in thier grave

most importantly God bless thoes who refuse to teach me hw to create a thread on nairaland

martha: The thread na

what did u take this afternoon? Must u comment in every thread? Are u high on roasted casava or what and if u must comment let it be reasonable biko nnu

Singing 4 u @nadia
raps by sarzwizard 2 my one and only sweet hrt



See i’m just microphone
testing
Aint nobody testing
Go hard turn the fucking
booth to a sexx scene
One is one arm on my shit
you can bank on
Flow so my bloody, swear my
tongue needs a tampon
Without a doubt i’m a shit:
fullstop
Try to test my patience:
goodluck….gbagaun
Eni fe lo po mi sinu pali
Igboro o rerin
Malo fe yin bi akayin yo
Make green smoke green:
blow purple
Bleep around with juice on
That’s a gold circle: no
vision
I bolt talk the vision
Christian dior shades on, am
true to my religon…ah
Can’t compare mehn
The difference is clear mehn
I’m not a friend to the groom
It’s ironic i’m the best man
Get off your chair man
I’m the man you should cheer
mehn
You are not the chairman
You are just a man on the
chair mehn
These niggas aint acting
right here: nollywood
They’re talking drama when
they’re singing: bollywood
I never talk much
Cuz i know the money would
Plus i been dey draw my 3d
flake: hollywood
Making cheese no smells on
my photograph
The game needs change
Can i get a quarter back
Scoonie rappers in my big
house
Upper class

[quote author=chris_villa]Hi cutierashy...
Can we chat?
Private talks[/quote]u must be high on pawpaw leaves

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]I LL STILL PUT UR HEAd in d dish of gods.
Antispam bot banned me 4 ova 24 hrs cos u.[/quote]bros

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]anti spam bot banned me 4 ova 24 hrs afta chanting juju on sarzwizard's head.
He must count himself lucky[/quote]whats this shit

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]o maa blow ni.
If u c d juju wey I prepare 4 u yesterday. Na antispam bot save u.[/quote]hmmmm i rest my case but d pics explains better

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]o maa blow ni.
If u c d juju wey I prepare 4 u yesterday. Na antispam bot save u.[/quote]hmmmm i rest my case but d pics explain better

platz: ђow māŗķęţ! ?

we still the sell

- Not quite the game that we expected from two teams boasting plenty of midfield and offensive quality, but there's still 45 minutes left to play. Willian has looked reasonably bright whenever he's been on the ball, with Hazard yet to really get involved. Giroud and Ozil have been too anonymous for Arsenal to have any staying power in the final third.
… - Vermaelen has looked a potential weak link for the home side, who settled into the game well, before petering out after the 20-minute mark. Chelsea have been well disciplined and sat smartly in their shape, committing men forward as quickly as possible once they have won possession.
… - Frank Lampard hitting the underside of the crossbar with a cushioned instep volley, is the closest that we've gone thus far. Szczesny has been forced into two comfortable stops to deny Torres and Willian, with Cech having very little to do in the opposite goal. The hosts appear unable to deal with the rather slick turf, misplacing plenty of passes.
… - HALF TIME! It ends goalless after a rather cagey first 45 minutes, where Mourinho's Chelsea have dealt with everything that Arsenal have thrown at them. Arsenal will feel aggrieved that they haven't been awarded a penalty following a trip on Walcott.
45′ + 1 - OZIL! Cahill gets in front of a firm half volley from the Germany international, as Chelsea continue to frustrate the hosts in this first half. Mourinho's side look to have the measure of their opposition.
44′ - WILLIAN! Great header from Ivanovic! Chelsea continue to weather the storm of a few Arsenal corners in quick succession, before breaking upfield with pace. The Brazilian is found in space on the left, before cutting inside and firing a comfortable strike into the waiting hands of Szczesny.
42′ - A good defensive header from Mikel prevents Mertesacker from meeting an Arsenal corner delivery, before Ozil is penalised for being offside. The former Real Madrid man looking to head the ball away from the flapping grasp of Cech, but was slightly beyond the visitors' last defender.
40′ - Five minutes until the break, and this game is in desperate need of a goal to force it into action. Arsenal continue to patiently probe, with Chelsea prepared to sit in shape and look to pick off their opponents on the counter. We're yet to see much of Hazard, however, whose involvement could prove key.
39′ - Chelsea are perhaps lucky to have eleven men still on the field, as Mikel's challenge on Arteta doesn't get any better after further viewing. Walcott could have easily picked up a penalty for the Gunners too, so it's no surprise to hear the home support chanting about the referee's decision-making.
37′ - Arteta is forced to pick himself up gingerly after being caught by a strong challenge from Mikel, after Arsenal fans claimed for a trip on Walcott by Azpilicueta inside the Chelsea penalty area. Things aren't quite going in favour of the hosts at the moment, who are second-best in this game despite seeing plenty of the ball.
36′ - Chelsea are beginning to look more confident by the minute, as Arsenal's possession continues to come to nothing. Lampard's strike has been the best chance of the game thus far, and the visitors' pressing is doing just enough to knock Wenger's men out of their stride.
34′ - TORRES! Szczesny is finally forced into a save, comfortably diving to his right to catch a strike which Torres hit on the turn. Moments later, the Spaniard is fed in behind the Arsenal defence, but an excellent sliding tackle from Mertesacker blocks his second effort.
32′ - LAMPARD! The England international cracks a brilliant effort off the underside of the bar, with Szczesny stood helpless, after a rather hopeful lofted ball towards the back post. That could be the warning shot that this game needs to kick-start it!
31′ - Just over ten minutes until half time, and this London derby is yet to burst into life. Neither goalkeeper has been tested, and the majority of long balls have been ineffectual due to their tendency to skid out of play courtesy of the recent weather.
29′ - Header away by Mertesacker! Willian does well to dance around a few Arsenal players, but is continually forced wide, until he eventually releases the ball to Azpilicueta, whose cross isn't good enough to find Torres. Chelsea are being forced to go long on occasion, given that Willian and Hazard are finding it difficult to find themselves in positions where they can either isolate their full-back or have a man to aim for in the box.
27′ - RAMIRES! The Brazilian finds himself on the edge of the 18-yard box, but can only divert a looping cross over Szczesny's crossbar! That attempt had to be absolutely perfect, given the distance from goal and the power he would have to generate, but it sadly wasn't.
26′ - Arsenal continue to see more of the ball, and are prepared to pass around patiently while they wait for a gap to appear. Chelsea continue to frustrate them, however, with only Torres staying upfront consistently. Mourinho seems to be more than aware of Wenger's key men.
25′ - Good intervention from Cahill! Sagna escapes from Mikel down Arsenal's right flank, before whipping in a dangerous cross which threatens to flash across the edge of the six-yard box. The former Bolton centre-half hooks the ball away to safety.
24′ - Ozil lofts a free-kick delivery over a two man wall of Ramires and Lampard, looking to find an unmarked Giroud at the back post. The ball bounces off the slick turf, and skids out for a goal kick before the Frenchman can stretch a foot towards it.
22′ - Eden Hazard is able to get in behind Arsenal's defence, after a strong flick-on from Torres, but the intended pass is too close to Szczesny, who races out and hoofs clear. The atmosphere is somewhat flat, as both outfits continue to cancel each other out entirely.
20′ - Twenty minutes into this top of the table clash, and both sides are continuing to play cagily, aware of the damage that the opposition are capable of doing, should they been gifted a yard too much space. Chelsea's central midfield trio are doing a good job of limiting Ozil's involvement.
18′ - We're still yet to see any shots, or anything whatsoever in terms of either Cech or Szczesny being tested. Vermaelen makes an important interception to hook away a clever Ramires pass, before Gibbs is able to nod the loose ball back to his goalkeeper. Torres complains that the Belgian dragged him to the floor in the process.
17′ - Good defensive header from Terry! The central defender heads away at the near post, after Rosicky beat his man well and swung in a pacey cross. The Czech midfielder has looked bright thus far, always using his intelligence to try and get beyond his marker and deliver.
16′ - This game certainly looks to be both sides sizing each other up, probing for any weaknesses in their personnel or system. Arsenal fire the ball up to Walcott, who controls with his back to goal at the edge of the Chelsea area, but a combination of Terry and Azpilicueta manage to scramble the ball away.
15′ - A well-organised but creatively lacking start to this game, with plenty of unforced errors being made, and neither goalkeeper being tested. The wet surface may be a contributing factor, giving passes extra zip, but we're yet to see glimpses of the offensive quality which both teams possess.
13′ - The game continues to be contested mainly in the midfield third, with Chelsea working hard to impose themselves on proceedings with some tenacity. Arsenal continue to have the better of possession, as the visitors are yet to give much of the ball to their dangerous wide men, Hazard and Willian.
11′ - Ramsey is down injured, after being tackled from behind by a stray leg from Azpilicueta. The Chelsea left-back apologises, and the Wales midfielder looks able to carry on without any lasting damage. Sagna is then dumped onto the turf by a strong challenge from Lampard.
10′ - Torres races through on goal after dragging back Mertesacker, but the Spain international is penalised for a slight tug of the shirt of the towering German defender. Mike Dean comes to Arsenal's rescue, as Torres looked certain to confront Szczesny and give the visitors an early lead.
9′ - Arsenal have had the better of the opening ten minutes, making only a few errors after misplacing passes. The midfield trio behind Giroud are free-flowing as always, with Rosicky not afraid to cut inside from his touchline and allow Gibbs space to overlap.
7′ - A cagey start to proceedings, with neither side wanting to approach this game in a gung-ho fashion and concede an early goal. Giroud has seen a few incisive balls reach his feet, but Torres is yet to have a real impact on the game, other than being dispossessed strongly by Mertesacker.
6′ - LAMPARD! The England international sees an early strike blocked, after Hazard did well to rob Ramsey and allow Azipilicueta to overlap down the left hand side. The Spaniard cut the ball back to his captain, but Lampard could only fire into a ruck of red and white shirts.
4′ - It's been a midfield battle thus far, with neither side prepared to press high and force the opposition defence into making mistakes. No chances have been carved out, with long balls finding their way through to Cech and Szczesny safely.
2′ - The hosts see plenty of the ball in the opening two minutes, with Szczesny seeing some early touches as they stroke the ball around the defensive line. Arteta and Ramsey are certainly the two midfielders tasked with marshalling the middle third, with Rosicky out on the left hand side.
1′ - We are underway at the Emirates, in a game of utmost importance at the top of the Premier League. Both teams could find themselves scrapping at the summit of the league table with three points here tonight, with Arsenal in particular needing a victory to settle themselves after three matches without a win.
… - The two teams are about to take to the sodden pitch, after heavy rain in London over the course of the day. There shouldn't be an issue with the playing surface, but studs are presumably a must! The wind is howling and the rain continues to hammer down, which may affect the intricacies of the game, but it's nothing that hasn't been experienced by these teams before.
… - Ten minutes until kick-off, and we should have an excellent game on our hands tonight. Both sides will want to give their fans something to cheer about as Christmas approaches, with top spot the target for both clubs playing on the Emirates' turf this evening. Both outfits possess exciting offensive options, Chelsea in particular, and there should be some goals in this match for the neutral to enjoy.
… - If Arsenal lose tonight, the Gunners could spend Christmas in fourth place, despite leading the way in the league throughout the majority of the current campaign. Should tonight's visitors pick up the three points, Mourinho will have top spot in his sights throughout the festive period. This season has been one of fine margins, and promises to boast a similarly close title race.
… - Plenty of pressure will be placed on Giroud to lead the line for the hosts tonight, as the Frenchman has been misfiring of late. The return of Podolski to the substitutes bench will surely force the former Montpellier man to fight for his place in the starting line-up, despite the Germany international often being deployed behind the striker. Both sides have a wealth of options on their respective benches who can have an impact on tonight's action.
… - Both sides have had forgettable last outings, after Chelsea crashed out of the League Cup after extra-time against Sunderland, and Arsenal suffered at the free-scoring hands of Manchester City at the Etihad. With no wins in three games in all competitions, the Gunners will be keen to get back on track and head into the New Year on top of the Premier League pile. If Chelsea are to pick upt three points, Mourinho's men will be right in the title race mix.
… - Wenger chooses to pick Tomas Rosicky ahead of Cazorla, with the Czech midfielder needing to put in a solid shift against the energetic Ramires. Walcott keeps his place in the side after his brace against Man City last time out. Chelsea are either deploying Ramires on the right hand side of midfield, or in a midfield trio with Lampard and Mikel.
… - Chelsea substitutes: Cole, David Luiz, Mata, Oscar, Schurrle, Schwarzer, Eto'o.
… - Chelsea starting line-up: Cech; Azpilicueta, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic; Mikel, Lampard; Ramires, Willian, Hazard; Torres.
… - Arsenal substitutes: Podolski, Monreal, Cazorla, Flamini, Fabianski, Bendtner, Jenkinson.
… - Arsenal starting line-up: Szczesny; Gibbs, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Sagna; Arteta, Ramsey; Rosicky, Ozil, Walcott; Giroud.
… - TEAM NEWS: Jack Wilshere misses out for Arsenal, following his suspension for a gesture at Manchester City's fans, with Laurent Koscielny failing to return to the first team squad after suffering a gash on his knee. Michael Essien is suspended for the visitors, who opt to play Willian as opposed to Juan Mata, despite the Spaniard enjoying successful performances against the Gunners in the past.
… - I'm Simon Harrison, and I will be keeping you up to date with all of tonight's action, as Arsene Wenger attempts to defeat a Jose Mourinho side for the first time. The Portuguese coach has managed five wins and four draws against his adversary, with the Frenchman still awaiting a triumph with his Arsenal side. Two points separates these two outfits in the Premier League table, so let us keep our fingers crossed for a Christmas cracker.
… - Hello and welcome to tonight's sole Premier League fixture, as Chelsea travel to the Emirates for what is most probably their sternest test of the season thus far. Arsene Wenger's men have been momentarily deposed from top of the pile by Liverpool, but can regain first place with a win this evening. Both sides are determined to forget their last matches, after disappointing defeats.

chelsea 1:0 arsenal lol see as i the type with my coputer

nadia

Good 9nt delilah a@nadia

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]na wa thank u Samson
Did u compose it[/quote]yes google my name@stephen nkang

Where is ma swrt hrt@nadia

Amefrica: go thief am.

am a god in this game shout out to nadia may God make u bigger

u can't stop me
in phyno's vioce say hello to the man of the year

we taking it down like the walls of jerico

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]my sweerie[/quote]singing 4 u

I saw the light on the
night that I passed by
her window
I saw the flickering
shadows of love on her
blind
She was my woman
As she decieved me I
watched and went out
of my mind
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
I could see that girl was
no good for me
But I was lost like a
slave that no man could
free
At break of day when
that man drove away, I
was waiting
I cross the street to
her house and she
opened the door
She stood there
laughing
I felt the knife in my
hand and she laughed
no more
My, my, my Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah
So before they come to
break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just
couldn't take any more
(insert trumpet solo
here)
She stood there
laughing
I felt the knife in my
hand and she laughed
no more
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
So before they come to
break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just
couldn't take any more
Forgive me Delilah I just
couldn't take any more

run my race@oluwa
fuji mi ni cocern eliyasoebaye ikoye let the old tinks pass away

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I miss sarwizzy[/quote]here i come mr lover lover

cutierashy: google it

lol all i want is ur waist

hw do i create my own trend?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]u ll soon get flat tyre.
U r yet 2 respond 2 d earlier post. U v 5mins 2 answer it.
Any attempt 2 mis-yarn on dz thread, I ll chase u out with oro (masqurade).[/quote]bros i hav the phobia of hate

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]hm!
I v been told 2 bounce u out but
I m considering ur plea.
Last Bullet:
Will u behave cool, think creatively & ask polite questions or I knack you Otumokpo (juju) without solution?[/quote]just laffing at ur post

cutierashy: u took d word outta my mouth

hmmmm am flaterd

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]chaiiii
Goodbye


U r too "fun" for us oo
We can't keep up[/quote]really email me@Nadia

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Nadia_SA1
What do u want me 2 do 4 dz creature?[/quote]bros easy abeg ndi ala

boring trend

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]no daddy[/quote]lol nadia ok mummy
but please do somfink

hmmmm am the one bleeping Nadia

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]u igbo?


What's iyanyas pic doing there [/quote]is that the answer to the question i asked

just singing and reading thier provocative post hmmm there are talking drama but u are singing bollywood