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Politics / Re: Under Me, Your Money Will Be Safe – Buhari by sarzwizard(m): 8:18pm On Apr 04, 2015
Who for one thief am

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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: APC Leaders Push For Saraki by sarzwizard(m): 8:10pm On Apr 04, 2015
Senate and presidency will harmonize and work well in this dispensation. Sai baba Hundreds of "like" pls for our President-elect #babanowthatyouarethere please don't disappoint us .
Who ever is appionted ah don't gv a fùck.
Abi saraki na my father?

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Politics / Re: April 11 Polls: Plateau Police Command Tasks Residents On Peace by sarzwizard(m): 6:53pm On Apr 04, 2015
land for sale in nairaland phase 2 lekki.
Make i sell these land abeg cus all lalasticlala threads the make fp
Romance / Re: Romantic Awkward Moments by sarzwizard(m): 3:12pm On Apr 03, 2015
Missmossy:
That awkward moment when a guy falls for his fellow guy unknowingly and he has lotta plans already embarassed and he keeps lamenting grin

That awkward moment when the guy next door starts acting funny and you are fixed! cheesy

nigga u are gay
u are a mighty fäg
Romance / Re: Romantic Awkward Moments by sarzwizard(m): 3:11pm On Apr 03, 2015
Missmossy:
That awkward moment when a guy falls for his fellow guy unknowingly and he has lotta plans already embarassed and he keeps lamenting grin

That awkward moment when the guy next door starts acting funny and you are fixed! cheesy

nigga u are gay
u are a mighty gay
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Done Any Of These Before? by sarzwizard(m): 3:37pm On Mar 25, 2015
i did not do any of the above
*
continues freestyling
:
Just take a look at my life, rapping brought me back to life Cause I was in them streets, my heart was cold as a pack of ice Every night we strapping like we was in Iraq to fight Cause niggas getting murdered for a block that do a stack a night Wow, I gotta make it home to my son*
Education / Re: What Was The Bad Habit Your Roommate Had When In School? by sarzwizard(m): 5:26pm On Jul 25, 2014
DankemzI: Mine was Wanking abi na Mustarbation omo to sleep wake this guy de self-service, all my dirty unwashed clothes this uses it, before and after sex this guy de self-service. He self-services like 8 times a day, i confronted him he said its a psycological problem!

Omo 1st week 2geda i wear jean the sleep, i feel say with dis kind urge de guy fit grab me kolumbi for nyt grin grin grin
He does'nt contribute money for food forming broke but always eating lunch with them girls at Apples. Na dis 1 vex me pass sote i start to de chop mama put every,... But i like home cooked food, i fed him for a semester then realised his antics later i was so mad at myself!

bros are u in calabar?
Did u mean apples in marian
Sports / World Cup Team Of The Tournament by sarzwizard(m): 11:31pm On Jul 13, 2014
In goal we have
Manuel Neuer who has come almost to redifine the role of a sweeper-keeper in Brazil. His supreme shot-stopping, awareness and use of the ball helped Germany to keep five clean sheets en route to glory as he cemented his place as the undisputed top player in the world in his position.
At right back, we have gone for
Philipp Lahm. Initially used in central midfield during the group phase, Joachim Low moved his captain back to his more natural position, and Germany conceded just two goals in the knockouts from then on. Consistently excellent on the ball and with a positional sense to better the world's best, Lahm was deservedly named on the Fifa Golden Ball shortlist.
Mats Hummels lines up at centre-back after his exemplary showings for Germany. The Borussia Dortmund man banished any lingering doubts over his long-term fitness by playing in each of his side's seven matches, helping them to clean sheets against Portugal, USA, France - against whom he scored the winning goal with an emphatic header - and Argentina in the final.
Alongside Hummels is Costa Rica hero
Giancarlo Gonzalez, who was at the heart of the Central Americans' sensational run to the quarter-finals. He helped to shut out Italy and England in the group stage, as well as Netherlands during 120 minutes in the last eight, but his battling showing against Greece following Oscar Duarte's red card was his finest of the tournament.
At left-back, Netherlands stalwart
Daley Blind earns a spot following a coming-of-age three weeks in Brazil. Louis van Gaal's side earned a surprise third place in the tournament, with Blind deployed at left-back, left wing-back and central midfield as he delivered a superbly consistent string of performances. His two assists against Spain and first international goal in the playoff win over Brazil were the icing on the cake for the 24-year-old
Javier Mascherano lines up in our double-pivot in midfield. The 30-year-old, deployed in his more traditional central role after two seasons at centre-back for Barcelona, was a rock for Argentina, helping the side to three clean sheets in the knockout phase while allowing the attacking stars more freedom to flourish. His performance against Netherlands - capped by a stunning late block on Arjen Robben - was arguably the best of his 104 international matches, and he ran himself ragged in the final.
Alongside him is
Toni Kroos, the heartbeat of the Germany machine. With two goals and four assists, Kroos was exemplary for Low's side throughout the tournament. His nomination for the Golden Ball - and almost certain transfer to European club champions Real Madrid - came as little surprise.
On the right of the attack is
Arjen Robben. nother nominee for the Golden Ball, the Bayern Munich star was electrifying in the group stage - giving the Spanish defence in particular a torrid time with two goals - and though he was better curtailed in the knockout phase, he won decisive penalties against both Mexico and Brazil with his bursts forward.
In the centre is Lionel Messi, who carried Argentina through the groups single-handedly, with winning goals against Bosnia-Herzegovina, Iran and Nigeria. The Barcelona ace later set up Angel Di Maria for the winner against Switzerland and was involved in Gonzalo Higuain's goal against Belgium. Though he was ultimately unable to inspire his side to a win in the final, he still picked up the Golden Ball as the tournament's best player.
On the left, we have
James Rodriguez, who was the inspiration behind Colombia's vibrant displays in the finals. Six goals from an attacking midfield position is remarkable in a World Cup, but the quality of the strikes - in particular his chipped finish against Japan and outrageous swivel volley versus Uruguay - underlined his class, and sealed the Golden Boot for the Monaco star.
In the lone striker role is Thomas Muller Germany's most consistent World Cup performer. The Golden Boot winner from 2010 bagged a hat-trick against Portugal and never looked back. He hit the winner against USA and proved decisive in extra-time versus Algeria before he tore the Brazil defence to shreds in the last four and delivered another tireless showing against Argentina.
m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4957317/?page=2
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Claim Abuja, Lagos Attacks In New Video by sarzwizard(m): 1:20pm On Jul 13, 2014
bokoharam in hollywood
how many of una the follow shekaeu for instagram omo the guy pics the get 1 million likes a second
he has just shared a pic standing with christiana milan
Family / Re: Things You Did In The Kitchen As A Kid by sarzwizard(m): 1:13pm On Jul 13, 2014

illegal dishing of my mum's pot of rice
dah omo i'm a hire killer
Family / Re: Things You Did In The Kitchen As A Kid by sarzwizard(m): 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2014

illegal dishing of my mum's pot of rice
dah omo i'm a hire killer
Music/Radio / Re: Music: Maleek Berry – Feel Me Ft Wizkid by sarzwizard(m): 12:50pm On Jul 13, 2014
who is wizkid
the only wiz i know is wiz khalifa
and the only kid i know is kid ink
Sports / Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by sarzwizard(m): 11:55pm On Jul 12, 2014
German machine

Brutal defeat to the argentines

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Sports / Re: Is This The Worst Brazilian Side Ever? by sarzwizard(m): 11:42pm On Jul 12, 2014
Brazil a compilation of the bigest waste pipe's


If Scolari has any pride he will resign
From leaving the likes of Philippe Coutinho and Lucas Moura out of the 23-man squad, to persisting with Paulinho for far too long, to sending out sides with no semblance of a gameplan other than to give the ball to Neymar; everything has unravelled for Scolari over the last month.
Scolari has reiterated time and again that the semi-final was a freak, unlucky result but he lost one of his excuses within two minutes on Saturday night.
Brazil, we were told, would never have been destroyed by the Germans so brutally had captain Thiago Silva not been suspended.
But the centre-back lost Arjen Robben in the opening exchanges, dragged back the Netherlands winger and conceded a penalty.

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Nairaland / General / THE MIRAGE LOUNGE (Alaga ibile lounge) by sarzwizard(m): 4:06pm On Jul 12, 2014
sarzwizard is back
all my topics for the past 5 months
my post
my followers & the those that i am following
my darling freinds
are all missing
God punish that mofo that hacked nairaland




i'm back
the alaga Ibile of nairaland is back


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Health / Re: Check Out What This Guy Has Turned Into As A Result Of Bleaching! [PHOTO] by sarzwizard(m): 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2014
Pela Okiemute
Health / Check Out What This Guy Has Turned Into As A Result Of Bleaching! [PHOTO] by sarzwizard(m): 2:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
This is the handwork of a
guy named Pela
Okiemute, who calls
himself modern bleaching
expert.
This is Pela Okiemute, he
says he's giving his
clients skin formula of the
highest order... I just
hope all these Bleaching
transformations won't
have negative effect on
people..What Do you
Think??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: The CAF African Footballer Of The Year Award In Numbers by sarzwizard(m): 12:40pm On Jan 09, 2014
Pls Moderators fp tinks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / The CAF African Footballer Of The Year Award In Numbers by sarzwizard(m): 12:18pm On Jan 09, 2014
As attention
shifts to the plush Eko
Convention Centre, Lagos,
the venue of the 22nd
edition of the CAF awards
gala, Goal gives a numerical
account of the awards’s facts
and records.
1- The number of times Chad
have produced a candidate
for the African Footballer of
the Year award. In 1996,
Japhet N’Doram became the
first player from the Central
African country to make the
top three shortlist of the
award. He eventually finished
as runner-up to eventual
winner Victor Ikpeba.
3- Number of times the
award has produced back to
back winners. El Hadji Diouf of
Senegal [2001-2002], Samuel
Eto’o [2003-2005] and Yaya
Toure [2011-2012].
4- Samuel Eto’o of Cameroon
(pictured) holds the record as
the player with the highest
number of wins. The
Cameroonian forward first
won it in 2003 when he took
Austin Okocha [Nigeria] and
Didier Drogba [Cote d’Ivoire]
to the cleaners, before
repeating same feat in 2004,
2005 and 2010.
5- This number represents
the most number of
consecutive nominations in
the top three without a win.
Michael Essien of Ghana holds
this record. The Chelsea ace
was first nominated in 2005
where he bowed to the duo of
Samuel Eto’o and Didier
Drogba. In his second attempt
the following year, he was
unable to get the better of
Eto’o and Drogba. 2007
provided him the best
opportunity to win the
coveted award but narrowly
lost to Frederic Kanoute of
Mali. He also lost out in the
2008 and 2009 editions.
7- Since the Confederation of
African Football took charge
of this award, the English
Premiership has produced
most winners of the award.
Arsenal FC was the first
English side to achieve this
feat when Kanu Nwankwo was
crowned in 1999 and
Emmanuel Adebayor [2008]
while Liverpool followed the
Gunners’ footstep through El
Hadji Diouf [2002] before
Chelsea turned out Didier
Drogba [2006, 2009] then
Manchester City through Yaya
Toure [2011, 2012].
9- Didier Drogba of Cote
d’Ivoire holds the record for
the most number of
nominations for this award. In
the past 10 editions [including
the 2013 edition], he has
made the top three shortlist
nine times, winning it twice
and finishing as runner up
and third place on three
occasions.
Aside from this, nine
countries have produced
winners of the past 20
editions. These countries
include Nigeria, Cameroon,
Cote d’Ivoire, Ghana, Liberia,
Togo, Senegal, Mali and
Morocco.
11- Numbers of countries
that produced the top three
shortlists of this award since
inception in 1992. They
include: Nigeria, Chad, Ghana,
Morocco, Liberia, Senegal,
Mali, Egypt, Cote d’Ivoire,
Togo and Cameroon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Revealed: Why Ronaldo Can't Cash In On Ballon D'or by sarzwizard(m): 11:59am On Jan 09, 2014
Cristiano
Ronaldo has been dealt a
blow ahead of next week's
Ballon d'Or announcement as
details emerge of a deal
between Adidas - the main
sponsor of Lionel Messi - and
Fifa.
Under the terms of the
agreement, Adidas enjoys
exclusive rights for the
promotion of Fifa Ballon d'Or
merchandise, while Nike,
Ronaldo's main sponsor and
that of fellow leading
candidate Franck Ribery,
does not possess the same
privilege.
It means the Real Madrid
forward, who is favourite to
land the prize, will be unable
to make money from the
award in the same manner as
his great rival and current
holder.
"These official partnerships
are the reasons why we can
use the official award name
within promotional activity and
therefore, by the same token,
why Nike could not," Ben
Goldhagen, Senior PR
Manager for Adidas UK and
Ireland, told Goal.
Adidas produced a special
edition f50 boot to
commemorate Messi's fourth
consecutive Ballon d'Or win
last January and plans are
afoot for a similar campaign in
spring in the event of a Messi
win in the 2013 voting.
"We would certainly look to
repeat that approach next
time around," Goldhagen said.
"Messi has his own limited
edition boots coming in March
[regardless of the Ballon d'Or
outcome]."
Ronaldo and Nike, by
contrast, would not be
entitled to market such a
Ballon d'Or-inspired boot in
the event of a victory for the
Portugal captain.
Adidas is one of Fifa's six
World Cup 'official partners'
and has supplied balls and
equipment for every
tournament since 1970. In
November, the 43-year
partnership was renewed to
cover all Fifa events through
2030. The previous deal was
renewed in 2005 at a cost of
around €30m per year. The
new agreement is believed to
be worth significantly more.
Kicked into touch |
Ronaldo can't make money
from Ballon d'Or success like
Messi
Adidas predicts that its sales
in the football category will
reach record highs of €2
billion in 2014, up from a total
of €1.7bn in 2012. Much of
that sum will depend on Messi
and his exposure in football's
great untapped wilderness -
America.
Marketing plans for the
Argentina captain could be
made all the more fruitful
were he to win the Ballon
d'Or. The company has
already launched a Messi
range of clothing and
footwear and the Argentina
international is only the
second footballer after David
Beckham to have such a line
tailored by Adidas.
"He hasn't really been
marketed in the US," the
director of Adidas' North
American football project,
Ernesto Bruce, told the
Oregonian in August. "We're
going to market him as the
world's best player. We think
the 2014 World Cup will be
historic for Messi."
Nike and Fifa declined to
comment.

Education / Re: University of Calabar(UNICAL) students' chat room. by sarzwizard(m): 7:59pm On Jan 06, 2014
i am joseph nkang 200 level medicine
Education / Re: University of Calabar(UNICAL) students' chat room. by sarzwizard(m): 7:58pm On Jan 06, 2014
is pre-degree form still on sale
Romance / Re: See The First Photos Of Annie & Tuface Idibia's New Baby Girl by sarzwizard(m): 4:01pm On Jan 06, 2014
i swear if anybody view this thread and e no comment na my grand fathers gods go squeze him neck

i just the watch una make una view without commenting na pkopkotipko go suck una blood
Romance / See The First Photos Of Annie & Tuface Idibia's New Baby Girl by sarzwizard(m): 3:07pm On Jan 06, 2014
Annie and 2face
Idibia welcomed their
new baby girl in
Atlanta, Georgia,
USA, on Friday,
January 3rd 2014.
The mother and
daughter are doing
great really great
and Annie's mother,
her daughter and
best friend Maryann
Bassey are with her
at the hospital. The
Nollywood actress
and the music
superstar already
have a daughter,
Isabella. see photos
below

Romance / Handsome Rapper Lynxxx Shares Adorable Photo Of His Pretty Mother by sarzwizard(m): 2:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
Handsome Rapper
Lynxxx Shares
Adorable photo of
his Pretty Mother
mehn............................
They look so Good
together. I just can't
wait to become a
celeb. So you think

Politics / Re: News: Aggrieved PDP Senators To Join APC by sarzwizard(m): 4:51pm On Jan 05, 2014
estyvino: Pastor.., na the same poeple...! Ha! I laugh in China.
lol
Politics / News: Aggrieved PDP Senators To Join APC by sarzwizard(m): 4:09pm On Jan 05, 2014
Aggrieved Peoples
Democratic Party
senators said on
Friday they had
made up their minds
to formally defect to
the All Progressives
Congress whenever
the Senate resumed
from its current
Christmas/ New
year holidays. They,
however, said they
would defect
individually according
to the Senate rules
unlike their 37
colleagues in the
House of
Representatives,
who defected in
group last December.
The senators told
our correspondent in
separate interviews
that they would
present their letters
of defection one
after the other,
which the Senate
President, David
Mark, would be
expected to read as
personal letters.
Speaking through his
Special Assistant on
Media, Mr. Bankole
Omisore, the Senator
representing Kwara
Central Senatorial
District, Dr. Bukola
Saraki, said
arrangements had
been concluded for
his formal defection
when the Senate
resumes. He said, “I
can tell you that
Senator Bukola
Saraki is committed
to APC. The people
of Kwara, whom we
represent, have
endorsed the
(defection) move
and there is no going
back.” The senator
said he could not
speak of other
senators but
maintained that it
was certain that his
letter of defection
would be read on the
floor of the Senate
very soon. He said
“The process to
officially effect the
defection has been
perfected and it
would be concluded
once the Senate
resumes in the next
few weeks” Senator
Shaaba Lafiagi, who
told our
correspondent that
he was outside the
country, declined
comments on the
issue but pledged to
make his position
known whenever he
arrived the country.
Senator Magnus Abe
on his part also
expressed his
resolve to defect to
the APC no matter
the situation. He,
however, said he
would not disclose
his strategy for
defection on the
pages of
newspapers. Abe
said, “What I have
said, which I will still
continue to maintain
is that I am moving
over to the APC but
how I am going to do
it and when I am
going to do it are a
strategy that I will
keep to my chest”
Other aggrieved
senators who spoke
on conditions of
anonymity also
stated their resolve
to defect before the
end of January. They
said the threats that
their seats would be
declared vacant
would not stand
because a legal
process had been
instituted to address
the issue. Our
correspondent learnt
that the Senate
president was being
persuaded by the
leadership of the PDP
and the presidency
to enforce the
provisions of the
Senate rules by
declaring the seats
of the affected
senators vacant..

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