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[b]Stephen Keshi’s
contract as head coach
of the Super Eagles has
been terminated, the
Nigeria Football
Federation has
announced.
The 53-year-old who
was re-appointed as
the country’s senior
national team coach in
April was kicked out on
Saturday evening, with
assistant Salisu Yusuf
and the Technical
Directorate of the NFF
led by Amodu Shuaibu
to take offer till a
substantive handler is
announced.
“Having thoroughly
reviewed the reports/
findings of the NFF
disciplinary committee
and NFF Technical and
Development
Committee, as well as
having reviewed the
actions and inactions of
Mr. Stephen Keshi, in the
performance of his
duties as Super Eagles’
head coach, which we
found to lack the
required commitment
to achieve the
ederation’s objectives
as set out in the
coach’s employment
contract,” a statement
by the NFF Executive
Committee read.
“To this end and
pursuant to the
provisions of clause 4.3
of the employment
contract between Mr.
Stephen Keshi and the
NFF (the contract) and
the various clauses
therein, the Nigeria
Football Federation has
decided to exercise its
option to summarily
terminate the
employment contract
of Mr. Stephen Keshi
with the Federation
with immediate effect.”
“It added that the
termination was
“without prejudice to
the settlement of any
existing and due
financial obligations
between the NFF and
Mr. Keshi.
“In the interim, the
Super Eagles’ team
affairs will be jointly
managed by assistant
Coach, Salisu Yusuf and
the Technical
Directorate of the NFF
headed by Coach
Shuaibu Amodu, until
the Federation names in
due course a new head
coach, who, along with
the NFF will chart a new
direction for the Super
Eagles to ensure
credible participation in
international
competitions and assist
in building a sustainable
football culture for the
country,” it concluded.
The former Mali and
Togo handler job came
under intense scrutiny
since the 2-0 victory
over Chad after he put
a non-league player on
the bench and his name
also appeared on the FIF
website as one of more
than 50 coaches
applying for Cote
d’Ivoire national team
job.[/b]

m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/13301362

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don't
happen.
You
create
them."
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[b]This move has
been causing rifts
in the seemingly
unbreakable All
Progressives
Congress, with
many members’
loyalty being
questioned.
Sen. Bukola Saraki
may be on his way
back to the PDP
Here are some
facts you don’t
know about the
new Senate
president.

1. He was born in
19 December,
1962, and is
originally a medical
doctor.

2. His father is Dr.
Abubakar Olusola
Saraki, a one time
Senate president
(1979 – 1983) in
Nigeria.

3. He studied
medicine at the
London Hospital
Medical College of
the University of
London from 1982
to 1987
and practiced as a
medical doctor at
Rush Green
Hospital in London.

4. His political
career kick started
when he was
appointed by the
former president
Olusegun Obasanjo
his special
assistant on
budget issues in
2000.

5. He was the one
who initiated
the Fiscal
Responsibility Bill
and served on the
Economic Policy
Coordination
Committee.

6. On 2003 under
the umbrella of the
then ruling party,
the Peoples
Democratic Party,
he ran for and won
the governorship
of Kwara state.

7. He was Kwara
state governor for
two terms, from
2003 till 2011, and
had mostly
positive reviews of
his job.

8. He was the first
Nigerian governor
to be awarded the
national honour, a
Commander of the
Order of the Niger
(CON).

9. Many governors
have tried to copy
Saraki’s community
health insurance
scheme,
environmental
‘Clean and Green’
scheme and
agricultural
transformation
scheme, which
have been praised
as one of the
reasons Kwara is a
profitable and
clean state.

10. Before
becoming a
senator, he was
the former
chairman of the
Nigerian Governor’s
Forum.
www.naij.com/456207-10-facts-about-new-senate-president-bukola-saraki.html[/b]

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1. At market: hey! What
are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell
vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady
wearing high heel shoes
steps on ur feet: Sorry
did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on
local anesthesia. Why
dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up
at midnight by a phone
cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a
research whether earth
is round or not. You
thought i was sleeping!
4.When you see a friend
with evidently short
hair: hey! Hv u had a
haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn
season and I'm
shedding...
5. At a funeral: One of
the teary eyed people
ask...
Why, why him, of all
people.
Ans:- Why? Would it
rather have been you?
7. You are smoking a
cigarette and a cute
woman asks... Oh, so
you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle
it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!
8. When a friend
announces her wedding,
and you ask... Is the guy
you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a
miserable wife beating,
insensitive lout...it's just
his teeth.

I saw Luc Besson's
Lucy this weekend.
The plot hinges on
Lucy recieving an
overdose of CPh4, a
drug (natural
product found in
pregnancy at week
6) that accelerates
brain activation. The
plot is fun but full of
holes. Morgan
Freeman, the
neuroscientist in the
film, claims that we
only use 10% of our
brains. This simply is
false. We use our
whole brain--100%--
just not all at once.
For example, we
may use our visual
system
sometimes--our
taste system some
different time--
anger sometimes--
love other times--in
any case, the whole
brain gets a
workout over a long
enough period of
time.
The human brain
runs hot--it is 3% of
body mass but uses
20% of our energy
(up to 40% during
critical growth)--we
could not afford
100% use
continually--too
much glucose. What
would high continual
use look like if it
ever happened--
would we achieve
this supposedly
superhuman level--
not really-- clinically
we see extreme
nerve activity in
epilepsy--epilepsy is
uncontrolled
excitation--if Lucy
really had 100% of
her brain continually
active she would be
writhing on the
ground in a seizure.
Indeed she would
pretty quickly go
into a state of
status epilepticus--
which would be
fatal.
So the science is
just wrong.
Besson claims CPh4
is an actual
substance. Could be.
There is a class of
agents called
growth factors.
There are numerous
growth factor for
neurons, as well as
for glia (nerve
support cells)--
examples include
NGF, BDNGF; indeed
there re about 100
different growth
factors, and CPh4
could be one of
these. The film
mentions that CPh4
promotes bone
growth--there
indeed are bone
growth factors.
They are called
BMPs--bone
morphogenetic
proteins
That said, excess
growth of the brain
would not increase
functional capacity--
we call increased
brain growth cancer
not superpowers --
increased bone
growth would be
acromegaly--not a
pretty sight for Ms
J--she deserves
better.
So, sorry all, but we
are not going to get
to genius level by
taking a wonder-pill.
In closing I might
add that I have
taken some
purported cognition
enhancers-I also
have tested a
number of them
clinically-sorry--they
just don't work.
Pretty gbood movie,
however.

Although it's true that
at any given moment all
of the brain's regions
are not concurrently
firing, brain researchers
using imaging
technology have shown
that, like the body's
muscles, most are
continually active over a
24-hour period.
"Evidence would show
over a day you use 100
percent of the brain,"
says John Henley, a
neurologist at the Mayo
Clinic in Rochester, Minn.
Even in sleep, areas
such as the frontal
cortex, which controls
things like higher level
thinking and self-
awareness, or the
somatosensory areas,
which help people sense
their surroundings, are
active, Henley explains.
Take the simple act of
pouring coffee in the
morning: In walking
toward the coffeepot,
reaching for it, pouring
the brew into the mug,
even leaving extra room
for cream, the occipital
and parietal lobes,
motor sensory and
sensory motor cortices,
basal ganglia,
cerebellum and frontal
lobes all activate. A
lightning storm of
neuronal activity occurs
almost across the
entire brain in the time
span of a few seconds.
"This isn't to say that if
the brain were
damaged that you
wouldn't be able to
perform daily duties,"
Henley continues.
"There are people who
have injured their brains
or had parts of it
removed who still live
fairly normal lives, but
that is because the
brain has a way of
compensating and
making sure that
what's left takes over
the activity."
Being able to map the
brain's various regions
and functions is part
and parcel of
understanding the
possible side effects
should a given region
begin to fail. Experts
know that neurons that
perform similar
functions tend to
cluster together. For
example, neurons that
control the thumb's
movement are arranged
next to those that
control the forefinger.
Thus, when
undertaking brain
surgery, neurosurgeons
carefully avoid neural
clusters related to
vision, hearing and
movement, enabling the
brain to retain as many
of its functions as
possible.
What's not understood
is how clusters of
neurons from the
diverse regions of the
brain collaborate to
form consciousness. So
far, there's no evidence
that there is one site
for consciousness,
which leads experts to
believe that it is truly a
collective neural effort.
Another mystery
hidden within our
crinkled cortices is that
out of all the brain's
cells, only 10 percent
are neurons; the other
90 percent are glial cells,
which encapsulate and
support neurons, but
whose function remains
largely unknown.
Ultimately, it's not that
we use 10 percent of
our brains, merely that
we only understand
about 10 percent of
how it functions.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-people-only-use-10-percent-of-their-brains/

The human brain is
complex. Along with
performing millions of
mundane acts, it
composes concertos,
issues manifestos and
comes up with elegant
solutions to equations.
It's the wellspring of all
human feelings,
behaviors, experiences
as well as the
repository of memory
and self-awareness. So
it's no surprise that the
brain remains a
mystery unto itself.
Adding to that mystery
is the contention that
humans "only" employ
10 percent of their
brain. If only regular folk
could tap that other 90
percent, they too could
become savants who
remember π to the
twenty-thousandth
decimal place or perhaps
even have telekinetic
powers.
Though an alluring idea,
the "10 percent myth"
is so wrong it is almost
laughable, says
neurologist Barry Gordon
at Johns Hopkins School
of Medicine in Baltimore.
Although there's no
definitive culprit to pin
the blame on for
starting this legend, the
notion has been linked
to the American
psychologist and author
William James, who
argued in The Energies
of Men that "We are
making use of only a
small part of our
possible mental and
physical resources." It's
also been associated
with Albert Einstein,
who supposedly used it
to explain his cosmic
towering intellect.
The myth's durability,
Gordon says, stems
from people's
conceptions about their
own brains: they see
their own shortcomings
as evidence of the
existence of untapped
gray matter. This is a
false assumption. What
is correct, however, is
that at certain
moments in anyone's
life, such as when we
are simply at rest and
thinking, we may be
using only 10 percent of
our brains.
"It turns out though,
that we use virtually
every part of the brain,
and that [most of] the
brain is active almost all
the time," Gordon adds.
"Let's put it this way:
the brain represents
three percent of the
body's weight and uses
20 percent of the
body's energy."
The average human
brain weighs about
three pounds and
comprises the hefty
cerebrum, which is the
largest portion and
performs all higher
cognitive functions; the
cerebellum, responsible
for motor functions,
such as the coordination
of movement and
balance; and the brain
stem, dedicated to
involuntary functions
like breathing. The
majority of the energy
consumed by the brain
powers the rapid firing
of millions of neurons
communicating with
each other. Scientists
think it is such neuronal
firing and connecting
that gives rise to all of
the brain's higher
functions. The rest of
its energy is used for
controlling other
activities—both
unconscious activities,
such as heart rate, and
conscious ones, such as
driving a car.

Ishilove
lasticlacla do the needful

Average people
include me use
only 10% of brain
capacity by
working,learning,moving,socializing,etc
What happen if
someone reach
100% brain
capacity ?
These higher
percentages
correlate with her
brain capacity
usage
1) control of the
cell; 2) control of
others; 3) control
of matter; and 4)
control of time.
A blue crystalline
synthetic drug
called CPH4
(finction name)
that make
someone reach
100% brain
capacity
The real chemical
name is 6-
carboxytetrahydropterin
synthase
CPH4 is a molecule
that the pregnant
woman is making it
after six weeks of
pregnancy
in very - very tiny
quantities.
And it’s true that
the power of this
product for a baby
is the power of an
atomic bomb.
(Fact)
Yes, it is fun if we
can control
universe...
***Quote from Lucy**

Learning's always
a painful process.
Like when you're
little and your
bones are growing
and you ache all
over.
Do you believe I
can remember the
sound of my own
bones growing?
Like this grinding
under the skin.
Everything's
different now.
Like sounds are
music that I can
understand, like
fluids.
It's funny,
I used to be so
concerned with
who I was and
what I wanted to
be, and now that I
have access to the
furthest reaches
of my brain,
I see things clearly
and realize that
what makes us
"us" — it's
primitive. They're
all obstacles.
One neuron, you're
alive. Two neurons
you're moving.
And with
movement,
interesting things
begin to happen.
Time is the only
true unit of
measure, it gives
proof to the
existence of
matter, without
time, we don’t
exist.
Life was given to
us a billion years
ago. What have we
done with it?

Re: IF YOU CAN USE
YOUR BRAIN
CAPACITY 100 %
August 29, 2014, 03:06:50 PM
#2
The 10% brain use is a
myth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/
Ten_percent_of_brain_myth

Footballers and their tattoo's
go hand in hand. Be it Zlatan
Ibrahimovic or Dani Alves
who have almost their entire
body inked. But what
happens when one of
football's 'good guys' decides
to get a tattoo?.


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