₦airaland Forum

stanjohn57: Nwanne adim nno mma. Ihe n'ile na-aga ziriri werere. Otekwala nke ukwu nke na anaghizi anukwa mkpatu gi na ebe ndekorita nkea a na-akpo nairaland.
I nukwara na enwere ndi anyi na ha so lee ule DB ga-ebido

symbianDON: a friend of mine made a stop at a restaurant to have lunch while he was on a journey (don't wanna mention d town). He ordered pounded yam and egusi soup. Soon after he finished d first wrap, he made to eat a generous piece from the 'smoked fish' in d soup. Turned out the supposed smoked fish was actually blackened snake lizard usually kept in d soup pot as a fetish charm to attract customers!!!! The newly employed waitress hadn't learnt d ropes well enough. Needless to say, d madam nearly swooned and made frantic efforts to mollify my friend to no avail. Anyway, till date, he has not eaten in any restaurant since then!!

devour129: This is a long story so you guys have to bear with me ! back at oau,there was this igbo(nnewi couple) near samtad that sold igbo food and delicacies.normally,when we go there to buy isi-ewu or nkowbi,we just order and they make it and bring it out for for us while we spent time gisting with the owners(as we are igbos too in a foreign town)i have lost count of how many times mi friends and i have bought food from so on this particular day,we just finished an exam so we passed tru there and we were in a hurry so we order but it was taking too long so i decided to go to the kitchen to hurry them up and up till today,i have never eaten isi-ewu again.i saw the lady taking water from a pool of dirty water in the sink and mixing the isi-ewu and when i screamed in horror,she claimed that there tap was bad so they store there water in the sink,was still trying to consider if i should run or throw up and the dad walked in (cos he was eating egwusi soup at the sit-out when we came in) and he went straight to the sink where the daughter was taking water from to make food for people and washed his egwusi hands while asking me why i screamed !!!!!! i took off and alerted mi friends and we all walked out but the worst was that the dirty drunk of a man started abusing us that we ordered food and now we are leaving ,who will pay him and i told him God go punish him.fast forward some months later,an nnewi friend invited to there cultural day loo and behold,it was this dirty wicked family that catered the food

Eze Promoe: Ndewo Ada Ide! I bukwa nwannem nwayi

stanjohn57: Ada Ide ekenekwa m. Ehihie oma O°˚˚˚°º‎​!

donlyone: so if I am depositing N80,000 I'll need FOUR deposit slips? e be as e get o

CFCfan: Mine goes to all my Nairaland pals: Lalaosky, Eze Promoe, Maria-Goretti, Ogugua88, Itsmodella, AbiL, Ileke idi, Lucenzo, Modelmike, Survey prof, Cameroun Pride, Nri Priest, PROUD IGBO, SemiD4lyfe, A40, dont8,Caracta, uj sizzle, Vivian chinasa, sashaa, sexkillz, shugamania et al. I'm wising us all a blessed and fruitful 2013.

CFCfan: Mine goes to all my Nairaland pals: Lalaosky, Eze Promoe, Maria-Goretti, Ogugua88, Itsmodella, AbiL, Ileke idi, Lucenzo, Modelmike, Survey prof, Cameroun Pride, Nri Priest, PROUD IGBO, SemiD4lyfe, A40, dont8,Caracta, uj sizzle, Vivian chinasa, sashaa, sexkillz, shugamania et al. I'm wising us all a blessed and fruitful 2013.

okpara ugo: On your way to success, prepare for flexibility because you would meet so many things. Those who adapt fast make it earlier in life. I never wanted a bank job but i gave it 5yrs and it gave me financial freedom in return. I sing a different song today.

You dont say, i must work in an oil company because am an engineer and you see a bank offer and reject it. That is not life.

deezee08: i wrote My test in june at db training skool in vi