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Petvin2000:
Urination and having a full erection are two mutually exclusive events.What this means is that both cannot happen at the same time.
For a man to penetrate a woman he must have an erection, and for a man to urinate he must loss erection.
So it's impossible to for men to pee inside a lady. This is different from ladies as they can wee anytime during sex.

However, I know that there are some freakisk men who can get instant boner on perceiving the smell of urine.

post=79954621:
We thank God we don't have all these natural disaster in this part of the world.

Omudia11:
I hope you're ready to spend time in jail.

darqly:
Senator Abbo, i see you.

Aonkuuse:
She did the right thing. If a guy ask you to abort, just try and give birth to the child and give him to kill simple

oaroloye:
MISHIGAS!

Even after I posted the relevant Scriptures, you still remain ignorant! That is called COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.



You must really be an illiterate fool.

It's called ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION- Oyinbos do it all the time!

Whereas YAHWEH GOD of the Hebrews had demonstrated His Power over Conception From The Beginning.

He created the first woman from the rib of the first man.



THIS IS THE FUNDAMENTAL BELIEF OF THE HEBREW ISRAELITE PEOPLE.

Only recently, has Oyinbo Science managed to catch up to the point of understanding the processes Yahweh God used to:

(1) ANAESTHETIZE ADAM.

(2) AMPUTATE HIS RIB.

(3) HEAL ADAM INSTANTLY.

(4) GENETICALLY MODIFY ADAM'S RIB TO ALTER ITS GENDER.

(5) CLONE THE FIRST WOMAN FROM THE RIB.

All of these principles are comprehensible to modern Science. They still cannot do (3), which Lord Yeshua taught us, and modern Christian Healers do in various parts of the World today.



IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR SCIENTISTS AND LAWYERS, THEY CAN CLONE YOUR RIB, AND MAKE A WIFE FOR YOU FROM IT.

But they still cannot do it instantly. Perhaps by the Next Century, Scientists will have mastered Time.

Whereas, during the 20^th Century, Ex-Bishop Dr. ALBERTO RIVERA, an OPPONENT of the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH, testified negatively of an instant Healing of an amputee that he witnessed with his own eyes at the LOURDES SHRINE TO THE VIRGIN MARY, where the POPES traditionally held Healing services.

He said that he saw a ball of flesh form on the end of the stump, that seemed to fall down to the ground, and become a normal leg, foot, and toes, right before his very eyes.

Back on those days, Holiness was more commonly reported amongst Roman Catholic Priests than Homosexuality and Pedophilia, so that Protestants should not be surprised.

If the Power of God can create entire bodies or parts thereof, why can't He also create a single SPERM CELL, and deploy it to fertilize an ovulating woman's egg?

Explain the thought processes that led you to that conclusion?

Was Alcohol involved in your process?

[color=silver].[/color] GENESIS 20:1-18.

AND Abraham journeyed
from thence toward
the South country,
and dwelled between
Kadesh and Shur,
and sojourned in Gerar.
2. And Abraham said
of Sarah his wife,

"She is my sister:"

and Abimelech
king of Gerar sent,
and took Sarah.
3. But God came to Abimelech
in a Dream by night,
and Said to him,

"Behold, thou art
but a dead man,
for the woman
which thou hast taken;
for she is a man's wife.
4. But Abimelech had not
come near her:
and he said,

"Lord, wilt thou slay also
a Righteous nation?
5. "Said he not unto me,

'SHE IS MY SISTER?'

And she, even she herself said,

'HE IS MY BROTHER:'

in the integrity of my heart
and innocency of my hands
have I done this."

6. And God Said unto him
in a Dream,

"Yea, I know that thou
didst this in
the integrity of thy heart;
for I also withheld thee
from Sinning against Me:
therefore suffered I thee not
to touch her.
7. "Now therefore
restore the man his wife;
for he is a Prophet,
and he shall pray for thee,
and thou shalt live:
and if thou restore her not,
know thou that
thou shalt surely die,
thou, and all that are thine."

8. Therefore Abimelech rose
early in the morning,
and called all his Servants,
and told all these things
in their ears:
and the men were sore afraid.
9. Then Abimelech called Abraham,
and said unto him,

"What hast thou
done unto us?
And what have I
offended thee,
that thou hast brought on me
and on my kingdom
a great Sin?
Thou hast done deeds
unto me that ought not
to be done."

10. And Abimelech said
unto Abraham,

"What sawest thou,
that thou hast done
this thing?"

11. And Abraham said,

"Because I thought,

'SURELY THE FEAR OF GOD
IS NOT IN THIS PLACE;
AND THEY WILL SLAY ME
FOR MY WIFE'S SAKE.'

12. "And yet indeed
she is my sister;
she is the daughter
of my father,
but not the daughter
of my mother;
and she became my wife.
13. "And it came to pass,
when God caused me
to wander from
my father's House,
that I said unto her,

'THIS IS THY KINDNESS
WHICH THOU SHALT
SHEW UNTO ME;
AT EVERY PLACE
WHITHER WE SHALL COME,
SAY OF ME,

"HE IS MY BROTHER." ' "

14. And Abimelech took
sheep, and oxen,
and menservants,
and womenservantsAbraham'se them unto Abraham,
and restored him
Sarah his wife.
15. And Abimelech said,

"Behold, my land
is before thee:
dwell where it
pleaseth thee."

16. And unto Sarah he said,

"Behold,
I have given thy brother
a thousand pieces of silver:
behold,
he is to thee
a covering of the eyes,
unto all that are with thee,
and with all other:"

thus she was reproved.
17. So Abraham
prayed unto God:
and God Healed Abimelech,
and his wife,
and his maidservants;
and they bare children.
18. For The LORD had
fast closed up all the wombs
of the House of Abimelech,
because of Sarah
Abraham's wife.

BEFORE CRITICIZING GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE READ AT VERY LEAST, THE LAW OF GOD BY MOSES, IN ORDER TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT WHOM YOU ARE BLASPHEMING AGAINST.

Whereas it is as if you were totally ignorant of everything about GOD, but His NAME!

GOD PROVED HIS ABILITY TO CONTROL CONCEPTION.

CONTROL is the ability to START, CHANGE, and STOP an Operation.

[color=silver].[/color] LEVITICUS 19:1-2.

AND The LORD
Spake unto Moses,
Saying,

2. "Speak unto all
The Congregation of
The Children of Israel,
and say unto them,

'YE SHALL BE HOLY:
FOR I THE LORD YOUR GOD
(AM) HOLY."

The ISRAELITES were Commanded by God to live Holy Lives. A HOLY person can receive any sort of Miracle from God.





I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF POSTING THE SCRIPTURAL ACCOUNT, SHOWING WHERE MARY GAVE HER CONSENT TO GOD'S COMMANDMENT THAT SHE BEAR HER GOD'S SON.

Atheists have no moral compass, and will tell all sorts of lies to buttress their vain and invalid arguments.





But GOD DOES NOT want YOU to "BELIEVE IN HIM."

GOD WANTS you to DIE, and be EATEN by the Devils you name yourself for, as you justly deserve.

Why do you judge God by "I THOUGHT GOD," instead of FIRST FIND PROOF that He has attributes you are blaspheming Him for.

He has no Power to Reward the Wicked with manifestations.

He will not do it, even to save the lives of His weaker Worshippers, who have not earned the Right to receive said manifestations themselves.

This was the basis of the False Saint Paul's Plan to destroy both Hebrew and Gentile Christianity. He used a Legal Trick to get himself to the Roman Emperor, and tell him that GOD WOULD MANIFEST TO HIM- IF HE TORTURED AND KILLED ENOUGH OF HIS WORSHIPPERS.

This interested NERO, who found that PAUL and his followers were willing to die for that Belief, and would not even Curse him as they died. He was even assured that GOD would FORGIVE him for murdering his followers, as he had allegedly forgiven PAUL- which He actually had not.

PAUL DIED AS THE FIRST "SUICIDE-BOMBER."

Nero declared Christians to be Enemies of the Empire, and got them killed horribly.

When GOD: THE SON did not manifest to him, as Paul Promised, he went(?) mad, and committed suicide.

These are Historically-Documented FACTS: I am merely the FIRST person to put them all together to show WHY these things happened the way that they did.

9jahotblog:
nope, even the white people pray too. Prayers works.

Dan1cole:
Who said I was making excuses?!
I was only pointing out the fact that what you've asked is a no brainer. Yes, God is all mighty and powerful, but He's not stupid.
He's not a magician, nor is He a showman.
Believe me, He's got nothing to prove to you. Absolutely nothing and no reason either. Your doubt or believe doesn't change who He is. Nor does it affect His existence or reduce His power or something. Whether you believe or not, He remains God, yesterday, today, tomorrow, for eternity.
You know, even the devil believes there is God. So, I mean, it makes me wonder who's influencing you so much that your mind has become so blinded. Lol.
And I ask again, what do you want from God?!

oaroloye:
MISHIGAS!



Mary was not RAPED.

[color=silver].[/color] LUKE 1:26-38.

26.And in the sixth month
the Angel Gabriel
was sent from God
unto a city of Galilee,
named Nazareth,
27. To a virgin espoused
to a man whose name
was Joseph,
of the house of David;
and the virgin's name
was Mary.
28. And the Angel came in
unto her,
and said,

"Hail, thou that art
highly favoured,
The LORD
is with thee:
Blessed art thou
among women."

29.And when she saw him,
she was troubled
at his saying,
and cast in her mind
what manner of salutation
this should be.
30. And the Angel
said unto her,

"Fear not, Mary:
for thou hast found
favour with God.
31. And, behold,
thou shalt conceive
in thy womb,
and bring forth a son,
and shalt call his Name 'JESUS.'
32. "He shall be Great,
and shall be called
The Son of the Highest:
and The Lord God
shall give unto him
The Throne of his father David:
33. And he shall reign over
The House of Jacob for ever;
and of his Kingdom
there shall be no end."

34. Then said Mary
unto the Angel,

"How shall this be,
seeing I know not a man?"

35. And the Angel answered
and said unto her,

"The Holy Ghost
shall come upon thee,
and The Power
of the Highest
shall overshadow thee:
therefore also
that Holy Thing
which shall be born of thee
shall be called
'THE SON OF GOD.'
36. And, behold,
thy cousin Elisabeth,
she hath also conceived
a son in her old age:
and this is the sixth month
with her,
who was called barren.
37. "For with God
nothing shall be impossible."
38. And Mary said,

"Behold the handmaid
of The LORD;
be it unto me
according to thy Word."

ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPTURAL ACCOUNT, MARY GAVE HER WILLING CONSENT TO GOD'S PLAN.

"RAPE" was not applicable to the situation, because no sexual intercourse took place.

Mary Conceived as a VIRGIN.

Even if she did not give her consent, as Owner of the Hebrew Israelite Race, God was responsible for all conceptions.

He had the Right to impregnate any woman of Israel He chose, or withhold conception, as He saw fit.

[color =silver].[/color] [u EXODUS 13:12.[/u]

12. "That thou shalt
set apart unto The LORD
all that openeth the matrix,
and every firstling
that cometh of a beast
which thou hast;
the males shall be
The LORD'S."

ALL FIRSTBORNS BELONGED TO HIM.

This is a specific Israelite Belief.

This is where all Israelites came from.

In calling God a "RAPIST" of His own Creation and Property, you have truly booked your place in HELL.

[color=silver].[/color] LEVITICUS 24:10-16.

10. And the son
of an Israelitish woman,
whose father was
an Egyptian,
went out among
the Children of Israel:
and this son of
the Israelitish woman
and a Man of Israel
strove together in the camp;
11. And the Israelitish
woman's son blasphemed
The Name of The LORD,
and cursed.
And they brought him
unto Moses:
[and his mother's name
was Shelomith,
the daughter of Dibri,
of the tribe of Dan:]
12. And they put him in ward,
that the Mind of The LORD
might be shewed them.
13. And The LORD Spake
unto Moses,
Saying,

14. "Bring forth him
that hath cursed
without the camp;
and let all that heard him
lay their hands upon his head,
and let all the Congregation
stone him.
15. "And thou shalt speak
unto the Children of Israel,
saying,

'WHOSOEVER CURSETH
HIS GOD
SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.'

16. "And he that blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
he shall surely be
put to Death,
and all the Congregation
shall certainly stone him:
as well the Stranger
as he that is Born in the land,
when he blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
shall be put to death."



[color=silver].[/color] JOHN 8:51-53.

51. "Verily, verily,
I Say unto you,

'IF A MAN
KEEP MY SAYING,
HE SHALL NEVER
SEE DEATH.' "

52. Then said the Jews
unto him,

"Now we know
that thou hast a Devil.
Abraham is dead,
and the Prophets;
and thou sayest,

'IF A MAN
KEEP MY SAYING,
HE SHALL NEVER
TASTE OF DEATH.'

53. "Art thou greater
than our father Abraham,
which is dead?
and the Prophets are dead:
whom makest thou thyself?"

LORD YESHUA TAUGHT THAT THE FOLLOWER OF HIS TEACHINGS IS EXEMPT FROM EXPERIENCING DEATH.

Instead of showing gratitude and appreciation that GOD has granted us The Way back to Immortality, instead, you mock like a fool.



GOD HAS NEVER CLAIMED OMNISCIENCE, OMNIPOTENCE, NOR OMNIPRESENCE.

That is a lie of OYINBOS Theologians.

Are you so unable to think for yourself, that you could not read the first four Chapters of THE BOOK OF GENESIS for yourself, to see that God clearly disavows possession of any of those Powers?



So, we can see that you definitely do not have Wisdom yourself.

Dan1cole:
'bored atheist' uhn...
And why would we want any of these men coming back to life?
Yes, they were good leaders, but still no human is or was designed to live forever.
People die everyday and people are born everyday. If God start bringing everyone who's died back to life, then I think we'd have serious problems dont you think?!
And again, I ask. What do you need Him to do FOR YOU?
Because honestly, I dont think bringing back those two guys to life will even do you any good dude.

Dan1cole:
Op, first of all. You dont believe in the existence of God or Satan or any form of deity whatsoever. Yet you've taken on the name of one of em deities: satan66. Gee, I wonder why you've done so.
Secondly, you don't believe there's a God. But then why does what He's done or is doing getting you so pissed off? You're not suppose to even care, because there's no God remember.
Thirdly, why exactly have you created this thread and posted all this stuff if 'theres no God' and you dont believe zit? I mean, why does the God-thing bother you so much, if its all 'nonsense' as you imply?
Now, you've used the word 'Incompetent'. Hence I'm guessing you've tried the Church-thing before. Correct me if am wrong tho.
Lastly now, tell me... What exactly can God do for you, to show you that He does exist and that He's not 'incompetent' as you have said?...tell me!

willy25:
Alright, here's your evidence:

Mark 3.28-29 - "I assure you that people can be forgiven all their sins and all the evil things they may say. But whoever says evil things against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, because he has commited an eternal sin."

Oh, are you thinking I will begin to beg and tell you about the Gospel of Salvation? No! You know God, and you have chosen to speak against Him! You are highly pitied for speaking publicly against the God of heaven.

Hebrews 10.26-31 - "For there is no longer any sacrifice that will take away sins if we purposely go on sinning after the truth has been made known to is. Instead, all that is left is to wait in fear for the coming Judgement and fierce fire which will destroy those who oppose God. Anyone who despises the Law of Moses is put to death wihout any mercy when judged guilty on the evidence of two or more witnesses. What, then, of the person who despises the Son of God? who treats as a cheap thing the blood of God's covenant which purified him from sin? who insults the Spirit of grace? Just think how much worse is the punishment he will deserve! It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God!"

You want more to see your fate? All of you who think God is weak because of grace? As you are, according to Word, you are poor, blind and naked (Revelation 3.17). No wait, you have challenged the God of Israel and you will see the end of the challenge. Imagine an ordinary man like you who God gave mouth, you opened it to spit blasphemy and insult against the Most High God of all heaven! No one should even dare say I have judged this man. No, the Word of God has judged him, and I have spoken so far from the Word.

Continue. Your life and your time on earth is limited. Lets see if a mere man like you have the power to stop yourself from dying.

Fool (Psalms 14.1).

willy25:
You're so lucky that the days we live in are the days of grace and the Lord my God only permits signs and wonders to be done so as to demonstrate his love. If these were the days of the Laws of Moses, then you would have seen TODAY proof to show you that there is a God in heaven, and your life, alongside the lives of all those who are your family, are in the hands of this same God you just insulted, this God that you have opened your mouth to blaspheme! I wish you know! I wish you knew. I wish someone told you, how great is the God of heaven and how terrible his eventual anger and judgement is! Even the devils believe, AND TREMBLE! Yet you mere man has stood up to challenge the God of heaven, and to put the Most High God to a test! Even that God that lives in heaven, that great God!
Hmmmm!

hausadreturn:
This is a normal night plan na. It's the same airtel normal night plan they've been doing for long I think. They just changed everything. I think *312# or something.

bigl:
Yes u can roll over.. every plan expire 1159pm that same day so beware of that. Even if u do it by 1130pm, e go still expire that same night.

And unused data rolls over till the next day. If u buy that same binge plan the next day, it gets added up to the rolled over data.

I've used this over time but I ditched them when I heard of mtn binge plan.

N100 for 250mb - 3 days validity
N200 for 1gb - 7 days validity
N1000 for 4gb - 30 days validity

dial *131*65# to use.

It still works till when i posted this! Infact, i'm using it to post this

ezedioranma9:
Their night plan is still on point.
If 250mb = N25
500mb = N50
1gb = N100
2gb = N200
5gb = N500.

And you don't need to change sim. If it finishes, you reload.

RiyaGoddess:
Hahahahahaha
Nitori olorun, wetin the boy wan take cable do? U no even fear sef.
There is no problem on the earth that is older than the word of God.
A lot of people has resigned to fate because they don't know the word of God 2 Corinthians 4:17.
Good Morning FAM.

traihit:
Nope, what I have as evidence is not in a book, it's in my heart. Before I even knew a book about God exists, I knew God exists. Unless you've been blocking Him in your heart.

traihit:
Do you also feel God has been so useless to your life? Is that why your moniker bears Satan in it?
Trials are a part of life but it shouldn't be overwhelming and that's where our problems comes from. There are so many overwhelming challenges. But you have what it takes to rise university or not. Find time with yourself, retrace your faith back to God because He's the only solid support. He won't do your work for you, but He will strengthen you to overcome challenges.

BlueAir:
I feel like collecting ur account number