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Technology Market / S10 For Sale At Giveaway Price by Satan66(m): 9:00pm On Mar 19, 2022
Selling for 60k
The body is broken and if you can see from the picture part of the glass covering the camera but the camera still works perfectly.
Missing both Bixby and power buttons, apart from that the body works perfectly.
0 faults

The box is available too.
Location is delta state ughelli

WhatsApp me 08103788975

Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 3:45pm On Mar 19, 2022
Hi guys, I use a RN10 Pro and since I update to Miui 13 it's been one hell of a ride. My phone lags at the slightest possible instance. Whenever I cleared my opened apps before, I used to see about 3.9gb or thereabout available now it's just 2.5-3.1gb available. What can I do please?

I use the 6/128gb variant
Please how much did you buy your phone?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 3:43pm On Mar 19, 2022
Please how much is the current price of redmi note 10 pro?
Phones / Re: J by Satan66(m): 5:48pm On Sep 15, 2021

If you are in Lagos or can send it to Lagos . I willfix it for u 100%

Not in lagos
Got it repaired already
Phones / J by Satan66(m): 3:28pm On Sep 15, 2021

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Phones / Re: HELP: My Phone Buttons Are Falling Out. by Satan66(m): 2:35pm On Jul 16, 2021
Give it to a competent phone repairer to fix. The other buttons could get fixed too
I'm being charged ridiculous amounts, told they'll have to open the whole phone just to put new buttons and possibly change screen.

After doing an hour of research found out you can order and insert a new button.

Cost 2000.
Phones / HELP: My Phone Buttons Are Falling Out. by Satan66(m): 2:04pm On Jul 16, 2021
I use a samsung s10 but the power button and Bixby button suddenly fell out.
The Bixby button fell out about 2 months ago but didnt care since Bixby is useless but today the power button did the same making the phone hard to use and shameful as well.

Does anyone know how I can insert this button back

Edit: Doing some research and it seems it's a common thing among samsung users after 2-3 years of usage.

Romance / Re: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by Satan66(m): 2:30pm On Mar 16, 2021
Hi everyone, I'm a 20 year old male student in college of medicine UNN, enugu campus. This is
my problem.

I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:

Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.

The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:

1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).

2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.

Pls, I'm a technical virgin and have made up my mind to remain celibate till marriage. I try my best not to lust after women or sexual objectify them.


Whenever I have an unwanted erection I just think about something disgusting
Like buhari taking a shit
Does the trick

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Religion / Re: Will There Be A Secret Rapture? by Satan66(m): 9:26am On Mar 14, 2021
Some people are already planning on traveling to mars.

Other are waiting to go to a so called land filled with diamonds and gold grin


Phones / Re: MTN Nigeria Acquires Additional 800MHZ Spectrum by Satan66(m): 8:44am On Mar 13, 2021
I honestly can feel it already. This morning, my phone was downloading 3mb/second. OMO!
Yesterday I was shocked when my phone reached 9.9mb/s
Religion / Re: What Happened To Me When I Attempted A Forty-day Dry Fast In The Wilderness by Satan66(m): 10:46am On Mar 07, 2021

Many of you are mad

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Benfica Europa League (3 - 2) On 25th February 2021 by Satan66(m): 9:20pm On Feb 25, 2021
Congrats to Arsenal. The best club in England.
And for all the Man U fans that trolled us, we will return the favour in 10 mins time. Average club Man U must lose tonight.
Best club in england is 10th
Hasn't qualified for UCL in almost 5 years
No UCL to their name

You should be ashamed!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Attend This Type Of Interview? by Satan66(m): 2:27pm On Feb 22, 2021
Business is business
If the money is good
I'll accept
Phones / Re: Urgent help needed On Sim Retrieval! by Satan66(m): 6:25am On Feb 22, 2021
You need the following
1. SIM certificate or court affidavit
2. NIN number
3. Means of identification e.g Voters card, international passport or driver's license
4. N1,000
5. 5 frequent called numbers
6. Last amount recharged
7. Year of purchase of SIM card
8. Mother's maiden name

Every single thing here is needed? shocked
I only have my 2,3,4,5 and 8

6 and 7 I could guess
Phones / Urgent help needed On Sim Retrieval! by Satan66(m): 8:46pm On Feb 21, 2021
I misplaced my Airtel and urgently need it

How do I go about retrieving my line?
Will I receive messages attached to the line?
Please I need help this is extremely important
Sports / Re: Porto And Braga Players Push Ambulance Off Pitch After Breakdown (Photos, Video) by Satan66(m): 1:07pm On Feb 20, 2021
This is my first time commenting on a football thread since I joined this forum.

I'm just here to remind us what the FUTURE is.

In the kitchen yes
Sports / Re: What's happening to Spanish football? by Satan66(m): 1:05pm On Feb 20, 2021
I see nothing wrong with Spanish football, the question should be what's wrong with Barcelona. Real sociedad was bound to loose to Manchester United because they're not a very strong side, I see Atletico Madrid defeating Chelsea next week, I see them and real Madrid going far in this year's UCL. This I have seen.
Madrid will lose 2-0 to atalanta
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by Satan66(m): 5:21pm On Feb 17, 2021
People will praise this but this is incredibly unprofessional
As a police man on duty you have no reason to be sideing a religion.
Religion has no place in government activities
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by Satan66(m): 4:33pm On Feb 16, 2021
I see nothing but a Barcelona win
It's painfully disgusting to see how people belittle a great club like Barca due to a few horrible seasons.
PSG is nothing else but a small oil club


Education / Re: Delta State Polytechnic Bans Students From Driving Cars On Campus (Photo) by Satan66(m): 7:56am On Feb 12, 2021
The ban actually started this month and I would say it is a welcome development. You need to come and see how these students misbehave with cars during exam periods. This not a matter of students oppressing lecturers now but the way these students go about disturbing school environment with loud music, spraying money and all sort of crazy things.

I work in the school.
Backward thinking
Why not ban the music or suspend those who commit the act instead of banning the whole general public
Foreign Affairs / Re: A Soldier's Face Before And After 4 Years Of War, 1941 - 1945(Pics) by Satan66(m): 4:53am On Feb 07, 2021

Yeah! From remains of different bombs blasts, the bombs they carry themself and so on.. Even though at low level, it still have some level of destruction to human
Don't spew trash
The germans didn't possess any radio active materials to fight the Soviets
Only America did at that time.
Foreign Affairs / Re: A Soldier's Face Before And After 4 Years Of War, 1941 - 1945(Pics) by Satan66(m): 4:33am On Feb 07, 2021
Them go call us African monkeys because they have no clue of the hardship we face everyday

See only four years turn my guy to orangutan. grin

God punish hardship cheesy
Do you know what fighting for the soviet union against the germans was?
It's better to commit suicide than to experience such a thing.
The battle was the most bloody part in world war 2.
Education / Re: UNN Nursing Students Stand To Write Test Under The Sun (Video) by Satan66(m): 8:11am On Feb 06, 2021
This is a good innovation
It'll force them to think better and lower malpractice.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Nobody Is Safe Until Everyone Is Vaccinated — Boss Mustapha by Satan66(m): 7:46am On Feb 02, 2021

Your name disgust me. I don't drag words with people of your kind. Because your dad (Satan) was full/is full of deception and lies. This would be my last reply to you !!!

Your god is a foolish man
Health / Re: COVID-19: Nobody Is Safe Until Everyone Is Vaccinated — Boss Mustapha by Satan66(m): 6:19am On Feb 02, 2021

Is the vaccine a must? Am adamant towards decision like this. I don't have covid 19 so as, am not taking any vaccine. undecided undecided undecided
But you took polio and measles vaccines
Still toon immunization as a child
Mumu man

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Celebrities / Re: AY Celebrates His Daughter, Michelle Makun, On Her 13th Birthday (Photos) by Satan66(m): 4:59pm On Feb 01, 2021
My daughter will be turning 13th next year and i am really sad cry cry

They grow so fast reminding me that I am aging too sad sad,

Happy birthday dear
I'm sure she is almost ripe tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sheffield United (1 - 2) On 27th January 2021 by Satan66(m): 5:13am On Jan 28, 2021


I told you.
I'm not your father
Sheffield is historically bigger
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sheffield United (1 - 2) On 27th January 2021 by Satan66(m): 5:13am On Jan 28, 2021
Get sense and walk away

How far?

Even your father is not wiser than me

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