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RomanceRe: Drmrsfunmi Is A Scammer by SatanicLunatic: 10:38pm On Feb 05, 2022
ruggedboych:
You're wasting your time on that pathetic coward, he would soon run to the mod and report you just like he did to me hence I ignore his stupidity now.... I just leave am make he de rant like a mad man he is cheesy grin
the last thing Satan will do is to report to mode. Except if u start attacking people I see as weak. Attack me so.that I can put u where u belong
RomanceRe: I Proposed To My Sweetheart To Be My Lover... His Response by SatanicLunatic: 10:35pm On Feb 05, 2022
Datboredberry:
Obama messi... Ignore that man! He's a lunatic... He needs your attention to survive...

You're intelligent and i like you already... The trash would take itself out if you give it some space... smiley
see this one wey toto dey smell like rotten prawn sef dey follow talk tongue
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady Who Once Turned You Down For Your Best Friend? by SatanicLunatic: 10:34pm On Feb 05, 2022
You where broke and u want person daughter to come and suffer
Now u are still broke and u dey do shakara
PoliticsRe: Vigilante Leader, Victor Asikolo, Shot Dead In Delta State (Photo) by SatanicLunatic: 9:37pm On Feb 05, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
It is all man for himself in this APC government
shut up. Cultist disguising must die by the gun
RomanceRe: Drmrsfunmi Is A Scammer by SatanicLunatic: 9:34pm On Feb 05, 2022
ObamaMessi:
Shut that toilet u call mouth.U're a beggar who claim to be rich.If them born u well, send me a message with ur email and I SWEAR if I don't kill u come and change my name.Or better still post ur number and I don't need ur location.I'll track u and finish u at once and am not joking.
cheesy
RomanceRe: Caught On The Act. ( Graphic image) by SatanicLunatic: 9:33pm On Feb 05, 2022
ruggedboych:
A lunatic who have been trolling me in this forum comes to my mind

Back to the topic why them no beat the woman joinhuh angry sad
na so I go destroy u
FamilyRe: Help! My Crush Is A Ritualist And His Family Are Aware by SatanicLunatic: 9:31pm On Feb 05, 2022
Which one be ex crush again
RomanceRe: My Woman's Sex Libido Just Increased by SatanicLunatic: 9:28pm On Feb 05, 2022
Give me her number let me check something
RomanceRe: I Proposed To My Sweetheart To Be My Lover... His Response by SatanicLunatic: 9:26pm On Feb 05, 2022
ObamaMessi:
Where have u been u coward? A lunatic that has no meaning to his life.When ur mother is done sucking my toilet, come and pick her.
I have been feeding your mom with my dogs semen cool
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates In AU Summit In Ethiopia (Photos) by SatanicLunatic: 9:25pm On Feb 05, 2022
NGArmyTerrorist:
There is a code for everything; don't come and start defending nonsense.. Why do you go to job interviews in a suit? Is suit African?
tht is because you are going to seek a white collar Job. This is an African summit. Big huge difference.
CelebritiesRe: Man Complains About Hanks Anuku's 'Pitiable Living Condition' (Video) by SatanicLunatic: 8:22pm On Feb 05, 2022
If say I know that guy that is blackmailing him, I for design him head
RomanceRe: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by SatanicLunatic: 8:10pm On Feb 05, 2022
This is obamamessi aka ruggedboych
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates In AU Summit In Ethiopia (Photos) by SatanicLunatic: 8:07pm On Feb 05, 2022
mila1121:
Is it by force to rule
Why not rest and give Presidency to the young men
he is more vibrant then 95% of naija yoots. An average naija yoot is lazy
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates In AU Summit In Ethiopia (Photos) by SatanicLunatic: 8:05pm On Feb 05, 2022
Tetehjewels:
Olodo. Corrected!

Meanwhile there is no law that states people must put on a suit in Africa same way there is no law that states that Americans or the British and co must put on our traditional African attires.

You are one of those still shackled by the neck with the chains of mental slavery.

Buhari is African and Nigerian and then a Northerner from Nigeria. Where he hails from has their traditionally recognized attires and he enjoys adorning himself in the simplest of them.

This I love about him. The west and their clothing can try and emulate us too. Or does your mental slavery think otherwise?
best comment here. No mind all these mentally derailed low self esteem bastards on the thread. Even when I am outside naija , I represent Africa to the core
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates In AU Summit In Ethiopia (Photos) by SatanicLunatic: 8:03pm On Feb 05, 2022
princeemmma:
all in suit except one, why huh huh huh huh huh huh
he is truely and proudly African. This is African summit not European summit. Anyone on suit is a sellout
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates In AU Summit In Ethiopia (Photos) by SatanicLunatic: 8:00pm On Feb 05, 2022
NGArmyTerrorist:
A terrorist and a failure; every other person is in suit as people who came for a real business and this disgrace is still putting on his zoo apron grin Only looking at how different he appeared had shown me that he got nothing to offer there neither do he have anything to take back to the Zoo. A waste of Tax payers money.
is suit African? Why can't the west wear agbada??
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Participates In AU Summit In Ethiopia (Photos) by SatanicLunatic: 7:58pm On Feb 05, 2022
Fine handsome tall presido. Sai baba 2023
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce, Rihanna And Nicki Minaj Baby Bumps (Pictures) by SatanicLunatic: 7:57pm On Feb 05, 2022
Imagine Nicki sucking my dick, rihana sucking my balls and licking my ass, beyonce sucking my 2 nipples. Omo the orgasm no go be here, chai, then when e reach time to shoot I shoot am inside Obamamessi or ruggedboych mama mouth cool
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off Slimmer Figure by SatanicLunatic: 7:53pm On Feb 05, 2022
That shit u are smoking will kill u faster than your weight
FamilyRe: My Wife Wanted To Commit Suicide Because I Asked Her To Show Me Her Phone by SatanicLunatic: 7:46pm On Feb 05, 2022
Replace the word wife with the word olosho please ..stop embarrassing the good women of naijja

WITH DUE RESPECT, AFTER READING YOUR PRECIOUS POST, I MUST SAY THAT YOU ARE A VERY MUMU MAN angry angry
RomanceRe: I Proposed To My Sweetheart To Be My Lover... His Response by SatanicLunatic: 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I must admit to the fact that I've learnt something from you.And why is Bill Clinton your favourite? He's also one of my favourites.
I still full ground. U must go down cool
RomanceRe: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by SatanicLunatic: 4:51am On Jan 30, 2022
chumaZ:
Nairalanders I need your advise, please pardon my grammar and my typographical errors as I am under pressure, I will try and make this story short in order not to bore you guys

I finished school 2016 and went for NYSC on Abuja 2017. Unfortunately for me, I ran into my best friend supposed fiancée since I know her too well, we bonded till one day she asked to know where I stay in Abuja, but because I was staying with my aunty, I couldn't take her to my place....

One Friday morning I got a call from my bestie that his girl is down, that I should take her to hospital, I left whatever I was doing and rushed down to Apo resettlement. When I got there her fiancée was in good condition to my greatest surprise, she begged me not to let my friend know, that she needed attention and all that. She didn't know it will got to this extent, and I agreed with her and bid her a goodbye but she wouldn't let me go until I kiss her.... I swear I had no option if that would make her free me because she was creating a lot of drama already. I kept cool and avoided this girl till I left abuja after NYSC and never mentioned anything that happened between her and I to my friend.

Fast forward to October 2020, my friend called me that her fiancée has an event to attend in Yaba Lagos for a week and want me to accommodate her since I stay in two bedroom apparent alone, I refused and suggested it was better he get a hotel room for her, my friend said the girl have not been to Lagos that it would be better she stays with someone who's familiar with Lagos. I contacted a female friend I know to see if she can stay with her, but my friend's fiancée' complained the place will be far from where the event would be taking place, my best friend was now seeing me as wicked person and I don't wanna help his girl. I had no option than to allow her to come stay with me, I made sure I invited my sister to stay with me for the one week, to avoid temptation. But my sister couldn't stay for a week because of some personal issues, that's how I was left with my best friend fiancée, I don't wanna talk about what I pass through staying with her alone but I ended up having sex with her which I regretted bitterly, when she left Lagos back to anambra I pleaded with her not to chat me nor call me, but she wouldn't listen. She's always chatty and sending me nude which I finally blocked her.

A week ago, my bestie called me that he was in Lagos and would want us to meet, I was reluctant, because I can't stand him after what happened between me and his fiancée, when I got to the bar (venue) the face I saw around his table were kinda strange aside one of our old friend who was with them. Uncle no even allow me finish greeting before I know it a broken bottle have landed on my hand, his target was my face but thank God I defended on time, that's how my blood spilled everywhere and his friends tried to calm him down while other ones was giving me general beating like a common criminal. Thank God police arrived on time, I might have been a dead man today over a girl I never wanted to help.

Please I need help on how to go about this and clear myself from whatever this girl told my bestie, from the little I heard, she claimed I raped her during her stayed with me. Although I have got a lawyer now who is handling this issue but I still wanna clear myself before my friends, none of them believes me maybe because of my lifestyle back in school. Even my family are aware of this ugly issue and are calling me bumper to bumper, because me and my bestie are from the same village and we are like family friends. I don't know how to clear my name. Please help me. I am depressed already, I can't believe my OG tried killing me.
if you give me ruggedboych ruggedboy01, I promise you I go make sure say I break him one leg one hand and one eye. I know say he no join the people that did shit with u bit he trolled u here. If you fit give me him. Nunber or pics, I go Bleep am up for u
RomanceRe: My FIRST Fruit As A Giveaway (30k) by SatanicLunatic: 4:48am On Jan 30, 2022
ruggedboych:
Big boy, welcome to our club cool cool
this unfortunate armed robber, no worry I will end u soon
CrimeRe: Display Of Powers: Witches And Wizards Reportedly Fly In Broad Daylight In Congo by SatanicLunatic: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2022
Benresmy:
On the 17th January, 2022, a conference of witches was reportedly held in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, with several pictures and reports showing the enchanters display their magical/demonic powers as they fly around in broad daylight.
Further reports say the witches and wizards took spectators by surprise when they proudly arrive at the venue of the event (organized by them) dressed in red and yellow attires to entertain the audience with their strange powers.

Confirming the story, many of the country's mainstream media live-streamed the event, with photos claiming to show the witches and wizards hovering around the air making waves.
However, the enchanters receive several criticisms afterwards, as many blame them for using their powers against the people instead of using it for good.
video or close this useless thread
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by SatanicLunatic: 9:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
saphiere:
Pastor arrested for allegedly having unlawful sex with woman and her two daughters in Ogun



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/1/pastor-arrested-for-allegedly-having-unlawful-s3x-with-woman-and-her-two-daughters-in-ogun.html
Sarah Theophilus a student studying mass communication in river state university, the boy also brought proofs of how the saphiere had been sleeping with lecturers in exchange for grades and also how she committed abortion for two men.
a fact she never denied, mods stepped in, all the guy's on this forum attacked the poor guy and the thread was deleted..
now I can see she is back again. hand go touch her soon
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by SatanicLunatic: 9:53pm On Jan 29, 2022
TechspeciaIist:
that's what you all deserved.
when a certain Ebenezer was trolling that saphiere and dealt so hard with her on this forum you could see the way all guys on this forum simped and attacked the poor guy.
the saphiere girl even deactivated her other account and left this forum after Ebenezer brought out her details as Sarah Theophilus a student studying mass communication in river state university, the boy also brought proofs of how the saphiere had been sleeping with lecturers in exchange for grades and also how she committed abortion for two men.
a fact she never denied, mods stepped in, all the guy's on this forum attacked the poor guy and the thread was deleted..
now I can see she is back again. hand go touch her soon
I usually don't attack females but that saphiere is a bitch as hoe and not a woman
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by SatanicLunatic: 9:51pm On Jan 29, 2022
luring a housewife and her two daughters away from their home, keeping them in his own house, and having carnal knowledge of the women.



What is the crime here huh
CelebritiesRe: Isreal DMW: I Can Take A Bullet For Davido, I Will Die If I Don't (Video) by SatanicLunatic: 9:46pm On Jan 29, 2022
Hustle they won't hustle , see as old man dey useless himself for small boy. Mtcheeewwwww
RomanceRe: My FIRST Fruit As A Giveaway (30k) by SatanicLunatic: 9:30pm On Jan 29, 2022
ruggedboych:
You're mad, I am on your case already, I am plotting your down fall. Watch out, I am coming cool
this is your arm robber collegue wey I don destroy, your own matter go dey worst

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