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CrimeRe: ROLEX MAIL SCAM: I Have Reached Payout But No Payment!!! by Sati(m): 3:39pm On Aug 22, 2008
Thank God for Nairaland, Just got refered

was already on my way
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by Sati(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2008
@eboweme: PREACH!!!
3 out of 10 girls have repulsive bellies shocked shocked shocked shocked

Definitely not Nice. Guys Generally Have better looking shape and Its suppose to be the other way round.
To y'all complaining about beer belly, Most of (guys) 'll tell you thats GOOD LIVING and Lets face it;
10yrs ago looks counted, Now, U better be having it.

Pay a little more attention to your abdomens. It makes the world a more beautiful place, REALLY!!!!
RomanceRe: Ten Things Guys Like About Girls And Ten Things Girls Like About Guys by Sati(m): 2:19pm On Mar 02, 2008
but most importnatly who told you its all girls waist that mens hand can go ALL THE WAY around?
Now that is a whole nu topic:

nairaland Cracks me up;

NEVER A DULL MOMENT

sup iice
RomanceRe: Are There Men Who Are Still Faithful? by Sati(m): 6:31pm On Feb 16, 2008
Not with wot we see these days. Let me paint a scenerio:

Man comfortable, woman sees security follows (other women see this too and don't mind a

piece of the cake).

Man usually weak except he really really loves her/or is principled(kinda

hard to find these days cos he's probably of the notion that bin faithful will get u nowhere

(his heart bin broken b4, and that usually changes every man))
RomanceRe: What Do You Enjoy Most About Being Single? by Sati(m): 5:34pm On Feb 12, 2008
Like my life simple(@d Moment tho) ,
No excess joy no excess pain/anger.
My own Pace.
Trust Issues Absent
Worry about me/myself/I and maybe my immediate family
Smile and know its genuine.
Have whatever (with standards tho) comes my way
EducationStructural Analysis Materials by Sati(op): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2008
Hi I'm a civil engring student, Pls I'll need the house to supply me with any structural analysis ebook or documents that deals extensively (& relatively easy to understand) with
1. Finite element method
2. yield line method
3. strip method.

Our lecturer obviously know his stuff but fails at impacting whatever he knows(I really am being civil and polite here) Any1 pls, thanx
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help!, Before I Fade Out. by Sati(m): 4:42pm On Nov 24, 2007
Na fade u wan fade or na explode(no Discharge). Guy there are services for this kinda thing (no go rape person)
RomanceRe: Finally Got That Chick To Bed, But Junior Failed To "rise Up" To The Occassion! by Sati(m): 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2007
Like I said Nothing dey there. Go home to your wife; she probably loves you nad would even more if you pay more attention to her.

The money dey pain you because you know in her mind she don call you MUGU over a million times. Everything happens for a reason. Things worse than HIV dey this life
CultureRe: Which State Are You From? by Sati(m): 12:19pm On Nov 17, 2007
georgio where r u really from, sad
RomanceRe: What Should I Do With My Best Friend's Girlfriend? by Sati(m): 12:02pm On Nov 17, 2007
1st of all tell ur friend to clean up his act, messy situations are not nice. he won't stop cheating so help him do it in a sleeker way where the girl doesn't have to know; throw 1 or 2 fibs sometimes.

steer clear from da chick, give her a listening ear when you're available, if you're available get my drift. Believe me she's seriously thinking it was you instead of him. NOT GOOD. 2main things that seperate friends are woman and money

GET A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
RomanceRe: Finally Got That Chick To Bed, But Junior Failed To "rise Up" To The Occassion! by Sati(m): 11:30am On Nov 17, 2007
It really is not a big deal, happened the 1st time ever 4 me (I'm actually glad it did), the brother was in the same room (so definitely wasn't relaxed). Eva since,

the end part of you story is really dissappointing coz then you don't know the games gals play

Ever heard of putting the ***** on a high pedestal, that is exactly what you did (or @ least close). NOTHINGDEYTHERE. same thing in the end.

What will you tell the chick. NOTHING (that is except she asks which is very unlikely). Explaining is like giving excuse for your ineptitude; let her feel like she's the 1 with the problem.
RomanceRe: A Word To The Ladies by Sati(m): 4:34pm On Nov 16, 2007
u.f.o babe. Me thinks you aint no female. coz you are sounding pretty much like a guy to me. or there are some serious issues underlying here

all the same if you're really a babe, you're not bad at all haven't checked ur profile tho. Nice one
RomanceRe: A Word To The Ladies by Sati(m): 3:24pm On Nov 16, 2007
last time i checked i don't reckon feminity includes being too materialistic too much nagging and the rest of the attribute my dear uspry1 stated.

yeah maturity and independence score high points, just don't take it to da head. You're still a woman in the end.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Would It Take?(to get a date here?) by Sati(m): 2:32pm On Nov 16, 2007
I can easily point point out that ariblaze n iice are my favorite nairalanders I mean I your threads are a definite must read.

@ topic still searching very selective mutha we have here
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Would It Take?(to get a date here?) by Sati(m): 2:23pm On Nov 16, 2007
I can easily point point out that ariblaze n iice are my favorite nairalanders I mean I your threads are a definite must read.

@ topic still searching very selective mutha we have here
RomanceRe: A Word To The Ladies by Sati(m): 1:30pm On Nov 16, 2007
Feminity, Whatever happened to the "independent woman" BS. Y'all starting to know our worth. GOOD FOR YOU (Not in the naija context tho)
RomanceRe: What Are You Addicted To? by Sati(m): 1:54pm On Sep 26, 2007
My PC(baby#2) and of course my music. Trekking: iPod, Driving:Cd changer to ensure Music Music Music, Sleeping, Music; turned down low. F**King: You Already Know. Working, Even When I'm in the bathroom, Turn on Loud So I can feel It wherever. Last but not least Baby #1
RomanceRe: Have You Noticed by Sati(m): 10:53am On Sep 08, 2007
Point well taken. You've noticed Well Here's what I've noticed. There are still a whole lotta of very not looking gals out there. Guys are not ugly(except of course he was trapped and caged by our famous wowo and the ratio of guys to girls in this category is considerably large).

Packaging: I'll jus say guys are a whole lot more cocky these days. reason fine (made possible by makeup, you'd probably be scared in the morning) gals everywhere.

Yeah and the males that seem to be trying spread their love to more than one female, making 'em much more presentable. And Oh, there are a lotta intelligent ones(females) too, so they work for their money consequently looking good.
RomanceRe: Comments Please by Sati(op): 9:45am On Sep 08, 2007
A little insight: She wasn't satisfied with "I don't think it's a good Idea" she wanted concrete facts. Even if I wish the best for her I don't think I'm the right person to be asking that question. I didn't get the chance to ask her what if I asked about a friend of hers(no matter how distant). I feel its disregard in a very high order or that she didn't love me in the 1st place (which the opposite is what I can say for myself; unfortunately I still (most annoyingly) do). We even got into an arguement on the issue and at that point I told her (or sent a text) that she should make me a minimal part of her life (which is the case at the moment). Some1 said she's probably trying to get me jealous (it is said that jealousy induces some extreme behaviours) and getting me to fight for her. I don't believe that crap. So I've brought the case here to my cyber family. wink
RomanceComments Please by Sati(op): 8:42am On Sep 08, 2007
Ended a long term relationship some months ago. My Ex suggested that we remain friends(so did I anyway) it got to a point where it became detrimental. This was because she was telling me of a person she seemed interested in. I know this person and we have had several ties in the past. Thing was asking my advice on the kind of person he was. My response was that I didn't think it was a good idea, simply because it really isn't. That isn't the point. My Question is How do you view this situation?
RomanceRe: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by Sati(m): 2:12am On Sep 06, 2007
nice 1. smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Anything Wrong In 2 Neighbours Dating? by Sati(m): 11:48pm On Sep 02, 2007
Don't let the euphoria of the start of a relationship cloud your thinking. You probably should ignore the neighbours but there are other issues you need to consider. Can you have your "alone" time when you wanna. are your folks cool with your intended partners folks. This is just a few

Don't get me wrong If she/he agrees to date you then she/he knows your inside out (so to speak) and that can create a very wonderful bond cos the person has seen you wen you wake up in the morning and still wants to date ya,

You know whats best for you
Music/RadioRe: Does Music Affect Your Mood? by Sati(m): 4:08pm On Aug 09, 2007
Music. Can't do without it. It actually does have a great effect. Nothing new to say other than it has kept me going at times when I felt totally lost.

A very great Panecea for mood swings. Try Gospel has a healing effect, lets you know that you're not alone
Rock, Very deep and has a lotta insight. Can lift you moods and can sometimes tell you exactly the way you're feeling
Rap rather on the shallow side(not all the time though) but just gives you Hippy feeling. Lil Jon: I'm sure you catch my drift

Westlife and the likes. Have always avoided this lot. Hate mushy stuff. but then I realized it gives valuable material and can make one cry(I've seen it 1 time too many)

Enya/Yanni. Good for when you want to sleep or meditate

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