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BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 3:54pm On Jan 08, 2015
ladywriter:
Send a mail to Nissimal@payoneer.com, he is a staff there and he has helped a lot of people here. I got his mail address from a forum. Tell him your problem and am sure he will be able to help out.
Thanks @ladywriter! I have sent the email, hope it will not take so long a time to get a reply from Nissimal@payoneer.com.

10q.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Buhari's Presidential Campaign In Calabar by satmaniac(m): 10:21am On Jan 08, 2015
gladpresh:
REAL Name : Johnathan
NICKNAME : jona
HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions,
catching
bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down
mount everest.
MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and
broke
its neck (u knw who a.k.a future tense shocked), skinned a crocodile alive, held breath
under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,
5mins
and 45seconds.... travelled around the world in
a
Day.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages.
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of
plastic
fruit on Christmas day.
EMBARRASSING MOMENTsad: Couldn't kill 100
bears
with a single punch, though 99 died instantly
and
the last one is now an im.becile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS
cheesy: Firstly, when a cobra
died
after biting me and secondly, when I roasted a
dragon at d backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like
bragging....

brothers/sisters c y GEJ is d Bomb fr 2015 cheesy
Who be this huh? and wetin in dey yarn sef sad? As far as facts is concern no man has that description above, perhaps a demon. shocked So, you men Jona is a demon? That could explain the bombings, lootings and the Boozing going on in Aso rock and the land. Say no o demons, tell them we don't need them we need a human bieng like us!
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 8:50pm On Jan 07, 2015
@ ladywriter and all the professional freelancer on this thread, You people mus help me o! if not I no say tinz no go go wella for me. I Just applied for the payoneer master card yesterday and today I opened my email to read something in the form of good news, but I ended up with an email informing me that my application was not accepted, in short they declined my application.

Now, my question is; has anybody ever encounter such issue? How do I solve this issue?
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by satmaniac(m): 12:59pm On Dec 30, 2014
What is really wrong with Daarsat channels?
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2014
ladywriter:
No, you cannot. You can only use it for online payments for now. It is better to use Payoneer.
O.k Thanks!
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 2:19pm On Dec 29, 2014
Chidinho10:
Look at the third transaction... debit conversion rate to INR from dollar $12.86 and it is almost half of the project fee.
Wow there are silent achievers here ooo...................Still I regret to initially......well let me not sound like a complainant!
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 2:16pm On Dec 29, 2014
ladywriter:
Hi Oladunwo, I like your name sha! You can use your bank's mastercard or your Paypal account. You can open a paypal account in Nigeria and use it to verify your account.
Hi @Ladywriter does the above imply one can use paypal to receive payment on freelancer.com, especially Nigerian paypal?
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 9:30pm On Dec 25, 2014
ladywriter:
Hourly rate is the fee you will like to charge for hourly projects. You can set it at $10 for now. However, that does not mean you cannot handle projects with lesser or higher fees. It all depend on you. Regarding the subheading and the summary - Use your skills to write your subheading, for example mine is - "Writer, Internet and Market Researcher". The summary is a note on the services you plan to offer, how good you are in using those skills and how prepared you are to help your client achieve their goals.
Thanks @ladywriter I can not thank you enough!
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 9:31am On Dec 25, 2014
Happy xmas @ ladywriter and all other freelancers giving Nigerians good reputation, initially, when I first read through this thread I doubt if it is going to work in Nigeria, I mean who would even consider giving Nigerians jobs when we are notoriously known for internet fraud and other vices? So, I abandoned(I regret the decision) the thread but fortunately enough for me I did not unfollow the thread and after all the testimonies from good followers of this thread and the pages fast growing into a dictionary of a sort, I decided to give all my best and make sure I give my own testimony too.

The problem I have here is the profile, what do I do with the subheading field and the summary? What is the meaning of the term 'horly rate'?

Sorry for being a pain in the neck! Awaiting your reply.
PoliticsRe: Questions General Buhari Must Answer, By Fani-kayode by satmaniac(m): 7:47pm On Dec 14, 2014
hansad:
But Buhari far north led Nigeria for nearly 40 of the country's 54 years. So how has PDP excluded the north?
That was what fani Kayode said before amd now he want us to believe buhari is the cause. You can see how he contradict his earlier statement!
PoliticsRe: Questions General Buhari Must Answer, By Fani-kayode by satmaniac(m): 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2014
Mutuwa:
BTW

WHAT PROMINENTS NIGERIANS SAY ABOUT BUHARI

“The army after toppling our democratic regime have no option but to install Buhari as head of state so as to avoid credibility problems, especially in the sight of the international community because of his being an epitome of integrity."
- SHAGARI.

“There are only 2 honest & reliable Nigerians. Myself & Buhari. All what PDP is saying of Buhari being fundamentalist is mere hot lies. They just fear, let‘s go to jail “
– OBJ

General Muhammadu Buhari as a member of the Supreme Military Council and as Head of NNPC was by nature taciturn and introvert. But he took any work that was given to him very seriously. He is reliable as he is hardworking and honest, his path of moral probity and rectitude” Incorruptible
– President Olusegun Obasango , in his book, “Not My Will”.

“Buhari was a big brother & a father to some extent that mean nothing in life & to the nation always other than good. So, I fear no harm from him.“
– LATE YAR‘ADUA.

“Buhari was honest & sincere in all his conduct that perhaps, only very few Nigerians could match in integrity.“
–GEN. ABDUSSALAM

“Gen. Muhammadu Buhari was a true patriot, respected former head of state & elder statesman & a nationalist.“
-PRESIDENT JONATHAN.

“I have realized our collective mistake in over-throwing you. I have seen the terrible damage which our inaction caused to the Nigerian psyche. I am most sorry. Please, come and do what is best known about you. Patriotic service to the nation.“
–LATE ABACHA (PTF inaugural speech).

“If Buhari quit PTF job as he promises & as we knew him to mean his words, all along, I support the idea of scrapping PTF as no one else can do the job as him.“ –IBB

I respect Buhari. He was my Boss.He was an honorable man. And I can say this anywhere”.
-General Ibrahim Babangida.

“As a member PDP BOT, I decided personally to donate the #5,000,000 to Buhari‘s campaign organization because of my firm believe in his ability to right all the nation wrongs-
ALH. ISIYAKU IBRAHIM.

“Buhari is as clean as the book I am holding”
~ Alhaji Isiaku Ibrahim, a Member of PDP Board of Trustees @ a Book launch in Kaduna

“The issue of Gen. The Buhari‘s presidency was always being derided by the criminals who looted the nation to stupor by embarking upon a campaign of calumny so as to smear his name with a view to denying Nigerians having a leader who can improve their lots.“
–PROF. DAVID WEST.

“If the truth must be said, Buhari remain the only real threat to PDP wither he runs for the presidency or not due to his wider followership among the masses that now hit the elite circle.“
-SEN. MAKARFI.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of The Acceptance Speech By General Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR by satmaniac(m): 11:25pm On Dec 12, 2014
madjune:
MY BROTHER/SISTER, I GREET YOU.
TEARS WON'T BE ENOUGH AS WE MUST VOTE FOR BUHARI AND ENSURE THAT OUR VOTES COUNT.
GOD REALLY LOVES NIGERIA AND THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS GIVING US GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES TO REWRITE OUR WRONGS.
BUHARI EMBODIES THAT HOPE ONVE AGAIN.
THIS MAY BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO CLINCH THAT HOPE.
WE WILL MISS IT IF WE AGAIN VOTE ALONG TRIBAL, REGIONAL, RELIGIOUS OR PARTY LINES. YES. WE WILL MISS IT IF WE DO.
ANY DISCERNING ADULT IN THE PAST 4 YRS MUST HAVE SEEN CORRUPTION ON TWO LEGS IN OUR COUNTRY.
AS I TYPE, STELLA ODUAH WHO HAS A CASE TO ANSWER HAS JUST PICKED A SENATORIAL TICKET UNDER GEJ'S WATCH AND COME NEXT YEAR; SHE WILLL BE AMONGST THOSE TO DECIDE OUR FUTURE.
AS I TYPE, THOSE BEHIND THE COLOSSAL FRAUDULENT IMMMIGRATION RECRUITMENT ARE EVEN GETTING PROMOTIONS TALKLESS OF BEING PROSECUTED.
AS I TYPE, THERE ARE LOTS OF CORRUPT PRACTICES BEYOND OF IMAGINATIONS TAKING PLACE AND WE ASK, WHAT'S THE ROLE OF THE EFCC?
CAN WE NAME A SINGLE CORRUPT CASE THE EFCC HAS PROSECUTED TO ITS LOGICAL END UNDER GEJ?
THE SAD THING IS, THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN AND IS WATCHING US.
THEY WOULD BE WATCHING US AGAIN ON FEB 14TH 2015.
LET'S VOTE THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB, REGARDLESS OF RELIGION, ETHNIC OR MERE BIAS. IT WON'T IMPROVE OUR LIVES.
NIGERIA HAS GROWN BEYOND THAT.

MAY GOD BLESS US ALL.
Bless your heart!
WebmastersRe: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by satmaniac(m): 8:57am On Nov 21, 2014
iyenimofe:
I guess, your file path naming is incorrect. Is the image in the same folder as the index.html file? If not, link the image absolutely.
Thanks a bunch!

I guess you are asking me if the image is in the same folder I saved my file containing the html code, right? if that is what you mean, then the answer is no. If that is not what you mean can you please clarify your statement above? And what do you mean by"link the image absolutely"? Dont be miffed by my incessant questions, for I am completely a noob. Majority of us appreciate what you and others guru are doing here, since the voice of the majority is the voice of God, then you should know that God appreciate your effort.
WebmastersRe: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by satmaniac(m): 11:28am On Nov 20, 2014
Please gurus in the house I need help on this issue I am currently trying to solve I am trying to output an image on the front page of a webpage for practice and I try using the following line of codes <div id="main"><img src="images/1.jpg" /></div > but it seem not to be working; the image is not displaying.

Help me please!!!
Technology MarketRe: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by satmaniac(m): 7:57am On Oct 31, 2014
Etinosajay:
Check your shipping address. What you have on record is what will be used to calculate your shipping cost. If you didn't put Nigeria address in the shipping address before trying to check out, you can't ship to nigeria then.
I checked the shipping address and it was Nigeria, it was the same address I filled when I was trying to place the bid.

I will try go back to the email perhaps I am doing something wrong.

Thank you very much for your kind attention.
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by satmaniac(m): 10:43pm On Oct 30, 2014
importexpert:
your importation questions are highly welcome
Good evening sir, I was the guy that won a bidding on ebay, I called about 8pm today: the issue is that I checked the item before placing a bid on the item, the seller claim to ship worldwide, however after winning the bidding an email was sent to me by the ebay team asking me to select a shipping option, which I don't have a problem with. So, why am I bothering you with all these? Well I try to see how I can select a shipping option but all in vain, how do I select the shipping option? I can seem to find any link that will enable me select shipping option.
Technology MarketRe: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by satmaniac(m): 10:08pm On Oct 30, 2014
At all in the house, you guys should help me o! there is this item I won the bid( actually it was an hp compaq 6710b laptop) before placing a bid on ebay, I make sure I check the details and I am sure you can guess the information I looked at. Yeah, you are right the shipping, and this laptop is not an exception, after taking a careful look at the shipping detail, I found out that the seller ships worldwide and he even quoted a price there for the shipping cost to Nigeria.

after winning the bid there are now telling me to select shipping method, that the seller did not specify the shipping method, how do I do that because na since five pm I don dey try am o, but shipping option say make I come select am nau. Abeg house make una helep me o!
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by satmaniac(m): 5:31pm On Oct 22, 2014
importexpert:
the most important thing is fill in the correct shipping address that you want to use. lastly be sure that you are not using proxies. if your card is issued in a nigerian bank make sure that your browser reflects that you are browsing from nigeria not u.s. if you ensure these measures you will not have problems. the shipping address can be the same or different with the billing address. but let them be both from same country to avoid investigations. you can also use a foreign shipping address with out altering your nigerian billing address. your success is my pride.
Thank you very much my boss, I tracked it today morning and the order status is "the item is being process in the country of destination" could that mean the item is already in Nigeria?

Eagerly anticipating your response!
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by satmaniac(m): 10:04pm On Oct 16, 2014
Additionally, Can you please help me answer this question? It is about buying on ebay websites, I wanted to buy a product from there after clicking on the "buy now" link, a page pop out displaying the address I fill out on their "registration form" asking me to confirm if the address correspond to the one with my credit card company( guessing i.e my bank). Now the question is what will happen if the adress is not the same? How do I check with my bank if I am not sure of the address I fill out in my "account opening form"?
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by satmaniac(m): 8:25pm On Oct 16, 2014
importexpert:
feel free to ask your questions
Gud evening importexpert, how is biz? kindly visit this link for me, as it is not clickable on my laptop; http://www.17track.net/en/result/post-details.shtml?nums=RS142477916NL. I want to know the result you will get after visiting the link. I think I will soon decide on whether to open dipute or not.

Thanks for your time!
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by satmaniac(m): 9:31am On Oct 12, 2014
importexpert:
in most cases you will experience such updates when the seller do not have the product you ordered for in stock but they are expecting it in few days. what they do is to register the item with the post service, get tracking number and provide to the buyer. it simply means that they are aware that the product is coming but it is not yet with them. the tracking number will be updated to "receive and in transit" once they ship it. your success is my pride. kindly drop you tracking number.
RS142477916NL my tracking number, Thank you and God bless you!
Technology MarketRe: Learn How To Start Mini Importation in Nigeria with as low as N4,000. See Proofs by satmaniac(m): 10:29am On Oct 11, 2014
importexpert:
feel free to post your importation related questions
There is this order I have been tracking and the message I keep getting is this product have been pre-advised, what could that mean? I ordered the product on 3rd of this month.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Where Can I Learn Graphics Design Online? by satmaniac(m): 6:03pm On Sep 01, 2014
Polaris1: ^^^ Erad is right,
Check Here:
https://www.udemy.com/real-world-graphic-design-adobe-photoshop-and-illustrator/
https://iversity.org/courses/design-101
http://designmodo.com/graphic-design-courses-online/

If you need Graphic design books (pdf), I will email them to you for a little fee.
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2014
I got the e-books as you promised after clicking the link in your post, thanks at ladywriter!
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: All About Nilesat Installations by satmaniac(m): 10:53am On Aug 25, 2014
EMMAACHILE I see you are an authority on this nilesat stuff, here is my number I will call you. I am also in Lokoja too.
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 12:34pm On Aug 15, 2014
carpaints: lol, you will see a box for the postal code.
my card is due to arrive 10-17sept
Carpaints, what if someone dont have a national ID,driving license and international passports? Any alternative means of Identification say like voters' card acceepted?
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 8:03pm On Aug 14, 2014
satmaniac: You did not say amen to my prayers oh wink you don't mind taking me under your wings, I am ready to be a humble student, I hope I have a willing teacher in you!

You got mail.
Check your mails @ladywriter, I have just sent an email.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by satmaniac(m): 4:00pm On Aug 14, 2014
olenyi: Felt I should share this good news for those who are not aware.

Maybe we can now comfortably use IPTV enabled decoders to stream live matches. grin




https://www.nairaland.com/1852534/mtn-data-cheapest-rate#25391662


Regards.
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 2:31pm On Aug 14, 2014
cremeandchic: You can learn. I'm currently training my 16-year old sister on how to write and she's catching on fast. If a 16-year old can learn, why can't you?
If you are willing and ready to learn, you sure can.
You did not say amen to my prayers oh wink you don't mind taking me under your wings, I am ready to be a humble student, I hope I have a willing teacher in you!

You got mail.
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by satmaniac(m): 2:36pm On Aug 13, 2014
thanks for sharing this vital information @ ladywriter, although, I have never writen a good letter how much more an article before considering given an ebook a try, however I will start practicing(who wouldn't, $1000 is involved here shocked) although before that, I will shoot you an email.

god will bless and balance you!
IslamRe: Passive Terrorism: The Peaceful Violence by satmaniac(m): 8:56pm On Aug 01, 2014
I am in agreement with all you have outlined in your post, actually these are problems that need to be confronted by all not just the scholar alone,giving religious verdict " fatwah" only can not solve the problem, untill now, I am not aware that some scholars have supposedly kicked against terrorism in their fatwahs, you see, they can give plenty of fatwahs, however, how many people will get to listen or come across such opinions of the scholars.

If we show in our actions and our words that we are strongly against terrorism and any teachings that promote it, in my view that would have been much more effective in combating terrorism than just saying you did not just support it. I tend to think that having more of demonstrations and protest will do much more than millions fatwahs, so, all I am saying is let us quit the talking and acts, then, the terrorist and the scholars will know they no longer have willing tools to cause mayhem in the name of God.

What more can I say, keep on speaking your mind in spite of the criticism you will attract from the fanatics!
BusinessRe: Russian Millionaire Gives Up Fortune To Live As peasant by satmaniac(m): 12:09pm On Jul 30, 2014
yeah it is true I know the man wink, however the man is not saying the truth. I mean there is something he is trying to cover up. So I feel i should let you guys know, hence this is the real gist: The man was aproached by the illuminati to join them since he is one of russia's top millionaires and he refused and that is when they start threaten him as mentioned in the op, he change address a couple of time and still they where after his life, as a result of the pressure from the illuminati he decided to give up his turbulent life of affluence for a peaceful life of peasantry. however this is just another conspiracy theory grin grin grin.

You have no reason to doubt me unless you have a sensible explanation as to why he gave up those millions, because that story up there doesnt make any sense!

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