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@poster
I had been in the same situation b4, Mine was even 3 SMS everyday, 1 when she wakes, anoda 1 in the middle of the day and 1 b4 she sleeps, but i gradually stopped it, from 3 to 2 to 1 to notin!
She will soon get tired.

i will pay 600k Cash.

How do i go about it?
i have already registered on the website, i now have a user name and password

We need to ask God

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OOOOO
The guy wan chop Puyanyi for 5 years free of charge ,
When its 5yrs, he would start referring you to as a big, fat, old, wrinkled, unsexy girl (sorry, Woman )
He will definitely find anoda young girl he will marry, u beta marry now before the market wey u dey sell go finish, cos na evening u dey

oYaTo:
How long have you known each otha? It's hard to gobble sumthin' up unless you're absolutely sure you can trust the source

It took 6 months b4 i allowed my girlfriend cook for me, not that i am scared, but i don't want her to get the impression that she is dating a food athirst

The poor Guy is Scared, so u wont put Love portion
Chie!! African Mentality!

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MY STEP-MUM KILLED MY DAD!!!!

Of course Diouf

clemcykul:
ha that secretary is loaded with other tantalizing packages

lol, more than tantalizing

dpresident:
As for me the ugliest vehicle I have seen is THE HUMMER JEEP. For get about the luxury inside, it is obviously the ugliest.

Na true oooo

Two of you are jobless and Unserious

I tried using my ATM today and i didn't get my cash, it told me "Financial Institution not available", before i could say "jack", they sent me a Text message, informing me of my Withdrawal. Imagine!!!, This the 7th time this is Happening to me, Why?
I am sure Many Nairalanders who used their Intercontinental ATM card would have had the same problem.
Help me Beg them to refund my money (20,000) or else, i will deal with their staffs in any branch nearest to me

She is Da Bomb!!!
Got the CD for 120 Naira
(hope its not too cheap?)
She deserves 4 Grammy awards,
Her voice makes me think of love

I don cry tire, my eyes don swell up.
Please Seun can u stop putting Badnews on the frontpage?, dont u know that is the first thing people will see when they wake up, that would proabably spoil thier day. because God knows aw my day will be, am sab and remorse
R.I.P Yemi tella

I just heard the news this morning , i was shocked to my bone marrow.
My sister loves his song to the extent she forced me to like it too and i i started enjoying it
I am sad, pissed, angry, remorse, and,
I cant believe i was crying when i heard the news !!!!!
Rest in Peace and may u rest in the bossom of Jehova

That house is something else

Thanks for all your posts,
Yesterday i talked to her, and really felt sorry for everthing she has done and she confessed that she did it knowing she was secure with me and that i wouldnt leave her for anoda girl. Thanks Nairalanders, you replies really help me. Guess what? She has already called me as early as 6.30 am today and sent me 2 apology texts.
I feel like a King now. I got my Baby Back
Thanks Nairalanders

Can any one be specific in what i should tell her?
Please help a broda

@anney
Dont u feel i will look like a Jackass telling her?

@busygirl
I am planning on telling her tonite. But what should i say? and aw?

this is one of the funniest post i have ever seen
U be mugu

i have been dating my girl for 8 months, and anytime we are together, i always tell her aw much i love her and that i can't imagine life without her and all sort of things going through my mind. The i realised after telling her all these, she doesn't call me or send me a text, knowing fully well that i will surely call her (which i always do) she doesn't return my calls and some other things. But am concerned ,does she still loves me?. I need your advise, i don't want to be with a girl that doesn't love me and will later leave me because i might kill "myself"

If u dont want to die of Hypertension, DONT TRY IT
U might die B4 ur time

@randa
As UNLEASHED said get the PC suite for your Phone, that is the easiest way, cos u don need to configure ur phone again, you just input the APN,User and pass and , Off u go
And to be sincere, i am suspecting you have the free browsing APN for MTN. Please man, i need it too. My Email is
armyoflight.de@gmail.com, remember Givers Neva Lack . please try and get in touch with me.

@jayon
Can you be little bit more serious?

Ayo technology 50Cent
I luv the intro, Makes me feel like a big boy, cos the song is not yet common

Wait till 1st January 2070. MTN will personally give u the free browsing APN. Okie?

Light have go!

mrpataki,
i didnt expect that statement to come from you
I am DISSAPOINTED
I think Baptist should be UBA ( United Baptist of Africa )