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Keshi just shot himself on the foot, you added his name on the 25 man list but did not inform him, then you went ahead to call him for his passport, the gentle man asked you a simple question why you want his passport and you keshi flared up. Keshi you are a big fool.

How would i love my enemies when small house wey i manage to arrange for villa, stil on foundation level, enemies don go use blue wrapper tie d house in spiritual realm. In mountain of fire voice. Holy Ghost fire.

what site can i watch the football as am not in naija pls

@CARLISTO77, Thanks a lot, you too much

please how do i watch the match online, some one help m
e please because am not in naija

HAHAHHAHAHAH, give us a 10,000 naira, is it 2much, its 3much, the police man answered eeeeehhhhhhhhhh , itss 100much, wetin make am too much, i didnt steal the vhicle, the police man said if u steal the vehicle , them go collect money from you?. lol

I and 3 of my friends went into a well of about 20feet which has water inside all in the name to swim. Walahi, i nearly got drowned dat day because d space was small and evrybody was fighting for survival. Wen i got out eventually, i ran home in sober mood forgeting my slippers

I have always said it dat i wil rather chew my voters card than to vote for that punk. Lol

How easy is it for someone to get an engineering job in Qatar, cos most vacancies i saw, Nigeria are not always listed as some of the eligible countries to apply

I wuld luv it cos i wil wana c bluetooth and alhaji harem and gv thm a big slap for abusing ndi igbo.

Mission accomplished

Wether in knw law or nt,na d person wey gv us gud governance we sabi. And so far. Rochas has been doing great tins in imo state. Wc local govt chairman re they talkin abt. Is it d ones ohakim rigged in or wat. Abeg, pdp make i hear word

@siscof, kindly use google nd mak research 4 petro physics

Thanks okeyz, i hv calld d instrumentatn link u gav 2me.they aint in ph yet bt wil b comin soon around oct. I wil stil keep intouch. Meanwhile, i hv an instrumentatn training which i wil b attendin strting frm mon 23rd july. Thanks once again.

Thanks @okeys,wat u said is d hard fact.thanks alot. Wil kip u posted as i progress

@okeyz, thanks alot for ur swift response,i always cum bak 2dis very sectn 2mak reference 2ur posts. Pls kindly gv me d name of d company u said dat gvs hands on practical in instrumentn so dat i can contact dem nd mak enquiry abt their ph office. Although i stay in lagos bt 4nw am in ph. Again re u sayin welding is more lucrative dan instrumentation?

@okeyz and other greatmen in da house.thanks for d initiatives here. Atleast am learning alot. I graduated with 2.1 in Elect/Elect and computer engineering. I did my I.T and nysc in a computer networking firm. I hv also acquired certifications on Cisco. But ryt nw i want to venture into oil and gas industry but dont knw where 2start. Sumbody advised me to enroll for Instrumentation, automation and control training wc i have gone 2regista for at COD ENERGY SERVICES LTD here in portharcourt only to find out dat the training we wil b receiving is going to be theoritical and wc 2my opinion wont b enof to project one to d much needed skill. Some1 else den adviced me to go learn welding dat dey also make gud money in oil and gas industry.but i hv neva given it a tot in dat directn. @okeyz pls kindly advice me on what to do cos am just as confused as anytin particularly nw dat i dnt hav any job and squating in a friends place. My ques are. 1. Do u knw of a place where i can learn practical instrumentation. 2. Is d welding a good option for an Elect/Elect Graduate? 3. If i decide 2 continue d theoritical instrumentatn trainin wc wil begin on d 23rd of july 2012,wat is d posibility of gettin a job witout an industry experience. 4. @mr okeyz nd others in d house. If ther is any oportunity ,kindly alert me on my mail saviour.ifeanyi@yahoo.com even if its roustabout job in a rig @least let me start 4rm sumwher. Best regards house.

I tink their mailbox has reached d maximum capacity of 550 mail .so any mail u send nw bounces back

Has any1 listened 2d audio.pls brief us as my fone cant play it

No comment yet.na wah oh

Dis americans tinks Africans lives in "mud and eats faeces" i don die,dier and diest. Na me be dis?

I go rather carry dat money go buy 3keke napepe, cum put am for higher purchase.

One happened in my area, the robber came in around 2a.m nd was moving 4rm room to room in face me i face you apartment. What dey do is,if they enta ur room nd u gv dem moni ,dey leav u for anoda room, finaly dey entered into 1 man's room nd requested for money nd wat d man culd produce was #10 naira. I learnt acording 2d man. One of d armed robbers slapped him at d back of his head and said to him " Oga na wetin you come dey do for lagos na, you no go dey go village?" lol. And dey just left d man. D man nw naratted 2us dat wen dey left, he couldnt help it dan to burst into lafta as if dey d armed robbers gv him any money 2keep 4them.

@Boboribo, na today?, Farouk will still settle the people raised to probe him and dey will exonorate him , no be naija we dey again?

Let the union work jor and lets wipe out this pdp from the surface od this planet,

Yes we don hear.. John Nnorom na thief,bt d koko b say it takes a thief 2knw a thief. Again answer d allegation.she na true say Air Nigeria na flyin coffin @ Jimoh Ibrahim.

@Op, if ur sista is so sure about herself,it wil b beta she goes for a remark. I finishd 4rm unizik &did afrihub wc i believ is equivalent to d exam ur sista wrote. Nw ther is evry posibility dat d computa must hv marked ur sista down.i rememba dat in my set,d guy dat finaly made d best afrihub result initialy scored below d pass mark,and wen he protested and hs script remarkd,he emerged d best.

Bia, kedu ife nwa ofe nmanu ah na ako self, Biko tinyere mu osondi owendi

Which of dem did she quit smoking, Cigarette, Marijuana or Skunk?

@OP, hw are u sure dat if u return d car dat damola da crook wont dupe u again thereby eating his cake and having it back. Op do wat eva ur mind tells u.just like u said "once bitten twice shy"

You are a young guy, and what you do is to buy ice cream and put it in ur penis and den ask a 4yr old teenage gurl to come lick d ice cream on ur penis#God will make ur dick not to rise again#