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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Suspects In The Deadly Lekki Bank Robbery Arrested by scaler345: 9:29am On May 12, 2015
we'll see
Health / Re: Staring At Women’s Bosoms Makes Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by scaler345: 2:53pm On Nov 30, 2014
hismond:
is sucking healthy as well?
sucking makes you immortal
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by scaler345: 6:02pm On Oct 26, 2014
My favs are d talking snake, d loquacious donkey and d man-swallowing fish. Wicked characters ........
Religion / Re: Would You Kill Your Only Child as a Sacrifice, If Asked By Your God? by scaler345: 1:18pm On Oct 04, 2014
I'll kill anybody (child, dad, mum, bro, sis, neighbor, friends etc) if dats what god wants and loves.
It's a pity my god doesn't like sacrifices, killing or even worship. Almighty FSM is a cute god.

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Religion / Re: Do You Know That As A Child Of God You Have Lion Genes? by scaler345: 10:34am On Sep 17, 2014
What does a Lion gene got to do with the Lion of Judah?
Are u suggesting the Lion of Judah is a hybrid?

Pls OP, sstop being ridiculous. Try 2 know d diff btw simile and metaphor.
Religion / Re: OPINION: Isreali Anti-missile Tech. by scaler345: 9:34am On Jul 19, 2014
mmsen: Most certainly BS.

Haba! Methink Yahweh is grudginly embracing technology.
Religion / what Happened Btw Israel and Yahweh? by scaler345: 12:29pm On Jul 18, 2014
I have been thinking. What happened to Yahweh?
Why would Isreal need to arm themselves with a billion dollar war machines? The money wld av gone a long way improving their lives (the money was largely contributed by the US - a secular nation).
Has Yahweh gone techie?
What happened to shouts, sound of trumpets, the ark, the staff etc?
Why can't Yahweh caused the palestinians to start shelling themselves like the good old days?
What abt those pestilences to strike out every arab males from age 15 to 60?

I heard dat the Pope uses a bulletproof car (and most of MOGs).
Maybe it has been technology all these while ...... or BS.

Maybe Yahweh is modifying his modus operandi to suit tech advances.

#thinkingaloud#

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Religion / OPINION: Isreali Anti-missile Tech. by scaler345: 12:23pm On Jul 18, 2014
I have been thinking. What happened to Yahweh? Why would Isreal need to arm themselves with a billion dollar war machines? The money wld av gone a long way improving their lives (the money was largely contributed by the US). Has Yahweh gone techie? What happened to shouts, sound of trumpets, the ark, the staff etc?
I heard dat the Pope uses a bulletproof car (and most of MOGs).
Maybe it has been technology all these while ...... or BS.

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Phones / Locked Memory Card by scaler345: 12:39am On Jun 30, 2014
I couldn't remember locking my mem card wit a password until I tried accessing it on another phone 2day. Pls, how can I reset/delete a password for my memory card? Thanks.
Religion / Re: Locked Up For Being An Atheist In Nigeria. . . by scaler345: 12:34am On Jun 30, 2014
My god is better than yours. QED!
Religion / Re: Locked Up For Being An Atheist In Nigeria. . . by scaler345: 11:44am On Jun 28, 2014
Weah96:

They're not real. If Jesus was real, he would have set fire to Vatican city, just on account of the thousands and thousands of little boys who were sodomized on Vatican and church property by holy men. Instead he's revealing prophecies to people about Sanusi, Wizkid, and Manchester United FC. I no get sand for cranium.
You forgot Goldie....
Religion / Re: 'Thou Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me.' That Proves He Isn’t The Only God! by scaler345: 11:42am On Jun 28, 2014
Congratulations! Thanks for solving the most complicated riddle in the world. You've just won a one-way ticket to lah-lah land.
Religion / Re: Locked Up For Being An Atheist In Nigeria. . . by scaler345: 11:15am On Jun 28, 2014
This is sheer stupidity. Is Allah/God impotent? Why would any human want to fight for a deity? Cant they phuckin fight for themselves?

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Phones / Apple Asks US Federal Court To Ban Samsung Phones, Tablets by scaler345: 11:49am On Dec 28, 2013
San Francisco (AFP) - Apple has asked a federal judge to bar US sales of Samsung smartphones and tablet computers in the blockbuster patent case involving the two electronics giants.

In a court filing in California, Apple said the smartphones and tablets were found to have violated patents in a jury trial held last year.

Apple renewed its bid for a permanent injunction on sales of a number of Samsung products after an appeals court decision last month cleared the way for a new hearing on the matter.

In the latest filing dated Thursday, Apple's attorneys wrote that the court "previously concluded that Samsung's sale of infringing products has irreparably harmed Apple."

The document added that the appeals court decision "makes clear that the record evidence... collectively demonstrates a sufficient 'causal nexus' between Samsung's infringement and the irreparable harm to Apple."

Apple added that "money damages are not an adequate remedy for Samsung's infringement of these patents."

The US firm is seeking a ban on Samsung's smartphone models Captivate, Continuum, Droid Charge, Epic 4G, Exhibit 4G, Fascinate, Galaxy Ace, Galaxy Prevail, Galaxy S, Galaxy S 4G, Gem, Indulge, Infuse, Mesmerize, Nexus S 4G, Replenish, Vibrant,Transform and three versions of the Galaxy S II.

Bans are also being sought on the Galaxy Tab and Tab 10.1 tablets.

The request does not affect the newest Samsung devices, which were not at issue in the trial because of the fast product cycles in the industry.

The South Korean firm, the world's biggest maker of smartphones, has been ordered to pay Apple more than $900 million after a retrial on some of the issues in the case.

But the case, one of several being played out in courts and administrative agencies around the world, has not dented sales of Samsung, which has vaulted ahead of Apple in many markets around the world.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/apple-asks-us-court-ban-samsung-phones-tablets-161206467.html
Jokes Etc / Re: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by scaler345: 10:55am On Dec 27, 2013
Dang! I'm at the wrong side of NL.
Family / Re: Her Big Virginity Mistake! by scaler345: 3:50pm On Dec 24, 2013
nekaa: yes you have a point but I still feel such stories are just there to help us feel less guilty of things we shouldnt have done.
Maybe, but if you know how many marriages have suffered total breakdown because of this ish, you'll be surprised.

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Family / Re: Her Big Virginity Mistake! by scaler345: 3:12pm On Dec 24, 2013
I needed assurance that some physical aspect of our relationship was working. And when I didn’t get that assurance I pinned it on myself. Maybe I was just that woman you hear about, who doesn’t particularly care for sex. She just slowly dries up until she dies alone. For months I believed that might be me and rather than try something different, he began to believe it too.

Six months into our marriage, the idea of separating seemed more appealing than feigning headaches for the rest of my life.

Had we had sex before our relationship transitioned into a contract, I would have known that there was no passion, no spark, nothing happening between our bodies. I would never have agreed to marry him because sex is a significant part of a relationship and therefore a significant part of our relationship was failing.



With the failure of our sex life, I felt like less of a woman, no longer a sexual creature but more of a plant. Sitting there, day in, day out, wilting while I waited for someone to take care of me.

Without having sex before marriage, I blindly walked up an aisle and committed myself to a man who didn’t know me and gave my long-held virginity to someone with whom I had no more chemistry than a second cousin.

Soon after our divorce, he got remarried to someone who suits him better than I ever could have. And years later, I can confirm that I am not that woman who has no interest in sex. I don’t quilt.



I haven’t compiled a grocery list in bed in years, and I now know that sex can be amazing… with a bartender who only knows your first name, a pilot you meet on vacation in Costa Rica and yes, with the right guy - sex in a marriage can be beautiful.



The key is to figure that out before you find yourself walking down an aisle in a dress that costs more than the family car (my mother has since reminded me). It isn’t the most important thing when it comes to love.



But for me, I learned that sex is important enough not to wait.

Source: http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/mistic/religionsplanetearth60.htm
Family / Re: Her Big Virginity Mistake! by scaler345: 3:11pm On Dec 24, 2013
When I look back on my wedding day, I remember a passionate kiss at the altar. But after rewatching video footage, I see it was little more than a peck on the corner of my mouth and a long hug. Two years of halting wandering hands as they grazed under blue jeans, and the second we have the permission from God, we hug.



These are what red flags look like; my rearview mirror is lined with them.

Our wedding reception was filled with underage drinking and boys wearing their father’s suits. I danced to Top 40 with my friends; he got drunk in a corner with his. We met at the entrance of the country club just before midnight to be sent off through a sea of bubbles, to consummate our marriage.



There is nothing that can kill a mood faster than my Colombian grandfather knowingly winking at the man I was about to sleep with. Except for maybe the dashboard covered in condoms, a send-off gift from my new husband’s grooms boys.

He carried me through the door of the hotel room and immediately placed me down in a chair. If my 120-pound body wasn’t too heavy, the 30-pound dress covering it was. Rose petals were scattered on the bed surrounded by a dozen lit candles. I had never been more romanced and less interested in having sex.



Was I tired? Was I hungry? Shouldn’t we have been pouncing on each other? I slowly changed into an ivory silk nightgown.



When I came back into the bedroom, he was lying down, half undressed, completely hopeful.

“Are you not exhausted?” I yawned into a pillow. “Is having sex tomorrow an option?” I asked, only half-kidding.

“Really? You only get one wedding night, Jess.”

Even then, I doubted that would be true.

As he began to kiss me, my mind shut off. I felt his movements and I heard heavy breathing but I thought nothing, it was as if it was something that was happening next to me, or to someone else entirely. It didn’t hurt, I remember that much.



Three minutes later when he finished he appeared pleased with himself and I was glad that it was out of the way. I smiled and asked if we could get something to eat. My wedding day began with my face leaning over a toilet and ended in a Waffle House.

Then, as if Jesus were punishing me for moving on, I got a urinary tract infection on the second day of our honeymoon.



I sighed in relief when the doctor told me that I should not engage in any sexual activity until I had finished the antibiotics. Seven days later, my wifely duties resumed and almost every time our clothes came off, my mind seemed to check out.



I soon noticed that during those few-minute intervals of sex, my mind was focusing on something else, anything else.

“Do you like that?” he would ask after light repetitive movements.

“Yep,” I answered. Lettuce, milk, paper towels…

“Are you close?” he was anxious to know.

“Uh-huh,” I lied. Buy stamps, get my oil changed, send thank-you cards…

This was not lovemaking. There was no bond, no sanctity - this was not the amazing sex I was promised from the pulpit. This was disappointment three to four times a week.

Not long into our marriage, my mother coyly asked how it was going. I joked that there were some women who needed it and some who prioritized it underneath quilting. But I accepted sex as part of the gig and though it was regular, it was regularly awful for me. It wasn’t all his fault. I admit that I was not a willing student but he was no teacher, either.



Our bodies wanted different things from one another, so what we ended up with was a horizontal battle.



I would hear married girlfriends talk about the joys of make-up sex and continue to sip my coffee in silence. We would fight, and then have bad sex and then fight some more. Every flaw in our marriage and in him seemed much more miserable when combined with the possibility of faking orgasms until death did we part. There was no relief.

Before we got married, I used to love kissing him. We would spend hours attached at the mouth because aside from occasional drunken pre-intimacy, it was all we had. In our marriage, we stopped kissing because who needs kissing when sex is on the table? Me, I did.
Family / Re: Her Big Virginity Mistake! by scaler345: 3:10pm On Dec 24, 2013
I was 14 years old when I married Jesus. Not 'Jesus,' the Panamanian who worked at Six Flags. I mean Jesus Christ, the 'Lord.'



My parents sent me off to Baptist youth camp in Panama City Beach for the week, and I came home with a tan and a purity ring. I sat with my legs crossed, cramped in a theater with 200 sweaty, sobbing teens as our pastor described the unwavering bonds of sex and why it should only be experienced within the confines of marriage.

The lyrics echoed in the background as he shouted about STDs and unplanned pregnancy from the pulpit.



Cause I am waiting for you, praying for you darling, wait for me too, wait for me as I wait for you. One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.

I didn’t buy into a word of it. Jesus as my husband: Were they kidding? But that ring!



Silver and engraved with entwined hearts - everyone I knew was wearing one and I’d finally been given the opportunity to get my hands on it. And it wasn’t just the ring. This was a movement with T-shirts and hats and the added bonus of superiority over kids in school who couldn’t keep their clothes on, those sinners.



After an intense and very detailed sex talk with my mother , where she stuttered and I blushed and we both used the word “flower,” I was terrified of sex.



That and the slide show in sex didn’t help one bit. So I scribbled Jesus + Jess on my Bible cover, and I casually mentioned my virginity in daily conversations. I committed to the idea hoping it would ensure a successful marriage. Instead, it led to my divorce.

I don’t know many people these days who married still a virgin. But going to high school in the furniture capital of North Carolina, it didn’t seem so strange that I wore an engagement ring at the age of 19. People admired my decision to marry my college sweetheart and were enthusiastic about my goal of waiting until marriage to have sex. (He actually wasn’t a virgin, but he was willing to wait for me.)



Over time, I’d watched my brothers and sisters in Christ lose sight of their celibacy around the time they felt the pull of raging hormones combined with slots of unsupervised co-ed time.



But I pressed on in stubbornness until finally, the time had come to replace Jesus as my other half. Twenty may sound early to get married, but tell that to the girl who had her knees locked since puberty and the boy who spent years trying to convince her that just the tip didn’t count.

The morning of my wedding day, I threw up. Everyone assumed that I was nervous about having sex. I wasn’t. But it dawned on me how much we hadn’t learned yet about one another. We had known each other for three years by this point, but there was so much unexplored territory.



So what was I supposed to do when my “aha moment” came as a dress was heaved over my head by seven bridesmaids?



Plus, my mother had mentioned no less than 400 times, this wedding was costing them a fortune; I was getting married, there was no way out.

“I’ll give you a five-minute head start if you want to run,” my dad said with a half-smile as we walked up the aisle.

I held onto his arm tighter, afraid my legs might just take him up on that offer.
Family / Her Big Virginity Mistake! by scaler345: 3:09pm On Dec 24, 2013
I have always wondered about the sense behind this notion of no h-sex before marriage.
Personally, I have had some experiences that really changed my view of the idea. I know it's mostly a religious issue/idea.
But it's totally absurd.

First, their is something we called Sex-Compatibility. It's just natural. It's a chemistry. You can't deny it.
I have been with a lady, we loved each other, did many things together, but when it comes to sex, OMG, it was a disaster. We just didn't clicked, no matter how hard we tried. Now, I was thinking if I had gone ahead and follow this idea of no sex before marriage, I am pretty sure the marriage would have collapsed by now.

By first finding out about our sexual incompatibility, we saved ourselves for a life long frustration and unhappiness.

I am not in any way suggesting that we should start h-fucking around, but let's just be realistic. I think sex is very important in a relationship/marriage.

This particular issue has been causing a lot of damages to marriages across the world.

I stumbled on this story, please read and let us know what you think about it.
Religion / Awesome Female Preacher by scaler345: 1:43pm On Dec 07, 2013
What do you think about this Woman of God?
Me thinks if every female preacher could be this HOT, they would convert more people, abi?

Watch here ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yodY7_bto
Religion / Re: "Adam Didn't Die The Day God Said He Would!" by scaler345: 6:29pm On Nov 18, 2013
God's
"For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night." (Psalm 90:4).
...........

Maybe that verse is a lie.

But we know that Adam lived for 930, less than a day befor God that made that statement.

So, from the bible, Adam died the same day he ate the fruit.
[/quote] Will u guys stop quoting the above verse? From the little we know from science, such argument is stale.
Religion / Re: "Adam Didn't Die The Day God Said He Would!" by scaler345: 6:19pm On Nov 18, 2013
OLAADEGBU:

Man created in the image of God wasn't meant to die.
Common, spare me this. U should check out the hebrew word used for souls for both human and animals before our scribes do ojoro for d mata. Anyway, I'm mobile now, I think u n I gotta have a little discussion later. Bookmark tins! Stay blessed.
Religion / Re: "Adam Didn't Die The Day God Said He Would!" by scaler345: 4:24pm On Nov 18, 2013
Hmmm.... Come to think of it, all creatures die. Either human, animals, plants etc. I bet whola dem ate of the tree, right? If u just take a step farther in your thinking, u'll realise that all living things die. Thanks.
Religion / Re: "Adam Didn't Die The Day God Said He Would!" by scaler345: 3:47pm On Nov 18, 2013
OLAADEGBU:

Have you got your facts to back up your case or is this just an emotional outburst?
Emotional ke? At least I've heard 3 different interpretations to every single verses in d Bible. Are you xtians confused or your Holy Spirit is kinda giving you diverse interpretations to ur scriptures? It clearly says 'on d day u eat out of that tree, u'll die' am I missing something?
Religion / Re: Untold Ultimate Differences Between A Christian & A Catholic by scaler345: 3:35pm On Nov 18, 2013
What you guys are implying is that if I don't follow Catholic doctrine, then I am damned? Holy mackerel! Christianity is ridiculous. Is it Christ (God) or church (Pope/God/Mary)? This una religiom is very confusing to say the least. #sighs#
Religion / Re: "Adam Didn't Die The Day God Said He Would!" by scaler345: 3:10pm On Nov 18, 2013
Hogwash! Loads of bull crap.
Religion / Re: Untold Ultimate Differences Between A Christian & A Catholic by scaler345: 3:05pm On Nov 18, 2013
So, what happens to non-xtians when the so called 'xtians' don't even have a single doctrine? Thank GOD for my life!
Religion / Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church? by scaler345: 5:38pm On Nov 10, 2013
There's nothing that can put me to sleep like listening to sermon in the church.
It has a kind of soothing effect on my soul.
Religion / Re: The Tree Of The Knowledge Of Good And Evil by scaler345: 9:37am On Nov 03, 2013
Bollocks .....

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