I don't gerrit!

Hi NLs, a friend of mine is owing me 50k. It's over 4yrs now. I have like 5 witnesses (friends too) to the matter. He got the money from me 'cause his woman put to bed that time. Till now, d guy hasn't given me my dough. I don't wanna take d laws into my hands. I want suggestions. Thank u'all.

I love my TONGUE (it has given numerous ladies a heaven experience) and my J.T of course!

That's why I love religion. HOLIDAYS!!!

Who do you think?

Jesus' papa, of course!

scaler345: Ex. 20v1,2. Thou shalt have no other gods before me........ I am a jealous god! What this law implied was that (1) Yaweh admitted there were other gods, (2) he forbid the Isrealites worshipping them, (3) he wanted all the worship because he's kinda JEALOUS of the other gods. Your inputs'll be highly appreciatd.

After 6 days, I'm suprised no xtian responded to this thread. Because I think this is a very vital issue that must be addressed. All I did was quoted what your God said ...... I need some response, maybe I might get reconverted if u can convince me otherwise. (that might get u an additional mansion, me think)

bossybom: [color=#000099][/color]

yes we dated for 18months,premarital sex was a no no for both of us....we did talk about sexuality but how was I suppose to know dis by merely talking.

This d reason why I marvel at pple talking abt no sex b4 marriage, esp on religious ground. It's all BS. See where it led this union? And we have thousands of cases just like this. I mean how on earth would u know ur compatibility sexually wit ur mate if u don't have sex?

Little 6-year old John Smith’s parents felt really Hot at 11 AM on Sunday and wanted to make love,
but had to get John away for at least one hour.
So they told him to go to the balcony and report all activities of their neighbors for the next hour.
Being the innocent, dutiful son he was raised to be, he did as he was told.

His parents amused themselves, and then came the formality of the report at 12 PM.

John said “For the past hour, the Wilson's were watching TV,
Mr. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnson's were playing billiards together and the Donald's were having s_e_x.”

His parents were shocked! They asked him “How do you know that?” He said “Their son was out on the balcony too.”

A hot looking blonde walks in to a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables.
She looks at the two table handlers and says “I want to bet $25,000 dollars.
It’s all the money I have. The only request is that I play t*opless as I have found that this provides me the most luck at winning.”

The two men agree and watch anxiously as the woman unbuttons her blouse, removes it, and then removes her bra. She puts the money down on the table and rolls the dice. As the dice stop, she starts jumping up and down and screaming, “I WON I WON I WON!” She gathers her winnings puts the chips in her bag, pulls on her shirt and walks out.

The two men at the table look at each other, one asks the other, “So what did she roll?” The other man says, “I thought you where watching?”

Today I got beaten by a woman.
I was in the elevator when that busty thing got in.
I was staring at her tits,when she said, would you please press 1?
I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.

DRUG PRESCRIPTION

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license. They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.”

This guy must be high on something ...... Joke section pls

Ex. 20v1,2. Thou shalt have no other gods before me........ I am a jealous god! What this law implied was that (1) Yaweh admitted there were other gods, (2) he forbid the Isrealites worshipping them, (3) he wanted all the worship because he's kinda JEALOUS of the other gods. Your inputs'll be highly appreciatd.

Some Beer Quotes ............

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
W.C. Fields

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry.

He is a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
Abraham Lincoln.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde.

This is really a bad news ........ and Jack wept!

For wat nau?

After one hour nobody can justify their faith without their holy book?
hmmmmmmmm................... that says a lot.

Although I am irreligious, I have been musing about this for a while.

Assuming I want to become religious (at least religious people have been trying to convert me for a while after I got deconverted), which one do I choose?

A Christian will say Jesus is the only way, if I don't believe in him, I am damned to hell eternally where I will burn in fire that's been fueled with sulphur and brimstone ..... OMG!!!

A Muslim will tell me Islam is the only true religion, if I don't believe in Prohpet Mohammed (pbuh) definitely I'm an infidel hell is my portion forever.......Dang!!!!

Now, I did some thinking .......

a) the two cannot be right
b) christians are either right and the muslims are wrong, or
c) muslims are right, the christians are wrong
d) both religion based their beliefs on their holy books which you cannot proof or "refute". So basically it's based on individual conviction which is nothing to go by.

Now, how do you convince me that yours is the only and the right way?

Please don't use your holy book to persuade me because that won't work, for obvious reasons.

Thank you.

quivah:
you sure its not one of the egun vigilantes in that area?
Their language sounds hebrewish.. [/color]

Don't bleeping demonize my spiritual experience.

@pxjosh, is it possible for you to be surer of Sun coming up tomorrow?

aManFromMars:

Damn, what zoo? That's my pet I brought along from Mars..

Dang martian, I knew it. The experience was outta this world. Now, I'm f**king blessed.

Debeloved87: Lol...guy u'r very wrong..u didnt hear the panda well, am sure the panda said "scaler,you're gonna be a clown.."lol ;-)

A clown? Nah! Don't take spiritual something for a joke, mehn.

My experience is unique! I was shagging a bimbo in a dump about 2am. Next thing, I saw a flashlight, I heard a voice then a thunder cracked. I couldn't really make out what the voice was saying, but it sounded like Hebrew language. Since then, my life has never been more interesting! Shalom.

Alfa Seltzer:

I'm loving me this new nl religious section.

That's how it's should be, mate.

My brethren, I was at a zoo today with my little kid. We saw a 4 year old Panda talking to people. It actually grabbed me and whisperred 'scaler, you're gonna be great'. I was truly humbled and I believed. Pls share this message so that people will know there's nothing impossible under the sun.

idnoble135: lol... The OP did not ask that. Here is what she asked.
But all the same, i'd reply your "who" question. My simple answer is that no one can actually trace out the root. Just like you can not trace out some poems, eg, one your favorites "1,2 buckle my shoe".

Mr. Idnoble, you are beginning to amaze me.

aManFromMars:

My question is who 'coined' this difference? methinks.. that the term 'born again Christian' is redundant.

That's what I'd termed tautology. I mean, how can you be a christian without being born again? Please let them help us out!

Baybe:

Madam, what's the purpose of your quote? Are refuting or affirming?

@idnoble, Please, I don't seem to get it. Saved from what or from whom rather? I'm kinda confused.