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Lovelynature:
(smiles) what a life indeed bro! So funny and touching story as well

na so bro hard work pays, now if she sees jst a flashing from me she will feel elavated. Bro level don change now 10/10

...Lol mine was crazy and emberrasing, i met this pretty gal @ a friends birthday party, then i was waiting for Nysc call-up, so i was living with my uncle in Abj, I asked my guy about the babe while we are on his birthday party, he said the babe is his elder sister's gf that both base in UK, he told me some intimidating stuffs about the babe, how classy, educated and rich she is, omo my river go down by force, so after the party we all went home, the next day i started mapping out a plan how i can get her number before she traveled back, fortunatly she will still stay up to three days 4 my guy their family house, so that early morning i rush down to business centre to design attractive complementary card to give her so i could get her number, oboy come see overhyped-lied comp card. "i claim to school abroad in the comp card, (E.G) Engr Ken. BS.c,MS.c,Nate, etc. (Conventry Uk) when i eventually met the gal that evening in ma guyz house they were chatting outside the compound, i sent my man to help me wishper to her, as she came to meet me oboy my river go flat again the combo goes thus: Me: Hi how are u doing? She: i'm good, to cut the long story short i just told her that i learnt she base UK so do I, she was like oh yee, to avoid she asking me many question that will fall my hand, i just told her please i will like to disscus something very important with her but unfortunately i am already late because i am going to somewhere but i will like to talk to her on phone later, so i brought out my lie packaged comp card and gave to her, i told her please call/flash me later in the day so we can talk before she goes back, she said ok and took the card from me, as i was about rushing outside the gate to avoid any questions/answers from her when she glance on the content of my comp my card, oboy my guy just called me back to ask me some silly questions about the combo...that gave the gal the time to glance on the card and she noticed that i graduated from her school CONVENTRY, she was like hey Mr Ken sorry you graduated here? Wahoo which department/course/year/ which side of the campus do you live bla bla, oboy i became deaf and dumb only manage to mention any year, she alearted her gf my guy sister that i graduated from their school, the gal was like WHO? haaa haa Mr Ken funny guy, oboy my guy sister know me home/abroad chai chai the girl come finish me join...i don't know how i manage to ran out of the compound, my guy/her sister/the new babe, all laughed hell out of me. The gal eventually text me her number after a day with a funny message. GUESS WHAT? "TODAY ALL THOSE LIES ARE NOW TRUTH" i eventually accomplished it all, and i dateded that same girl for 2+ years before i sent her packing, though we are still close friends. What a life.

lobell:
Sorry for your loss sir! Take heart and may God grant you the fortitude to bear the loss.4

tanx paddy

IHate9ja1:
Just saw your post scantee though its coming late but all in all pls accept my condolence,I don't know who it is but for sure I guess its someone dear to you.may the soul of d departed rest in peace.this is the reality of life,we wld all die someday.
Stay strong bro,life goes on!

thanx Victor.

I am just weak, sad night. The whole team messed up, the coach own hmm pls dnt let me talk.

...order to arrest Saraki SP? Lol joke of century of centuries.

T0nyeBarcanista:
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Paddy man! I dedicate our yesterday beating of ATM to you for your return, bro u know try o, u no even alert me on the state of things before you de- activate ur account, i went offshore when i came back i saw one fake moniker BACANISTA parading himself as u. Anyway good to have you back, let us continue the wailling till..

Prouldly Barca. 3point sure pass God punish 6 goals

Chai Messi na baller

Captainswag225:
uefalona fans, where are u? Hahahahaha! Hala madrid

we de ground my messi is doing his thing not tap inz

God bles messi 1-2

Neymar nice one 1-1

Captainswag225:
lol, what team can stop us? We have played 3 matches, no team has been able to score us. We just want to play barca now.

yet u could not score an offside goal against promoter Gijon. Reminder: no team has scored against barca in la liga so far this season.

Captainswag225:
hala madrid bro. We will reclaim our glory with benitez. Barca, beware!

wait till u play top team before u hala madrid.

Good game so far frm my boiz, we need to press more harder to score goal. Coach bring in Messi for Rafinha. Up Barca we mst win.

Why bench Messi na? This coach name na gamble

RIP our former first lady..till we meet to part no more (take heart Ebeano)

Fake user ID. Op try harder

Buhari & His co pilots are totally confused, today he owes house rent in Abj, tommorrow he owns a house in the same Abj, He claim to own only one bank account that accounted for less than 30M haa haa, so i am richer than PMB a former head of state? Story for the gods, even mention mud houses to attract self pity from the public "akuko uwa", his kids are living abroad from the same less than 30m? Even claim he is yet to trace his P/H plots of land just to make it look like he don't really care about properties/wealth, friends are given him car gifts yet they could not purchase APC presidential nomination form for him, abeg they should cook more lies for us so that dullards will eat. Nansense

Where i come from in Enugu State we kill anything that look like snake weather Eke or `Eke` , gush cant even stand the sight of green snakes talk more of python

Well is never a suprise, we all expected that..but as a family member of 5% i don't give a fu*k about this new Government.

vivypretty:
the wind of change will soon come and that is biafra

Ibu ezigbo nwafor uche ya di na ulo. Daru nne

18 point sure banker, plus 35+ goal difference. Up Barca

Manred0:
ok, I pray let meet in d same group

thank ur God u miss out this time, but u might not be this lucky in knockout stage

Manred0:
u think say ur team wl beat Man u?

does my Team look like play off team? Common we are Champions of Europe, nightmare of any club...we are Barca

Gives us Man u in our group up Barca

Sporting spoiling madrid market since 19bc

Thanx sporting, Madrid never see anything. This Laliga go tough this season o

dmcdad:
Fantastic! Man of the match performance.

He will have to fight it out with Sergi Roberto.

Roberto was really impressive after coming as a sub. Vamelem played his best game so far. (Rakitic?) Rafinha over stayed on that pitch

Hard fought win. 3points in d bag

Yokohama loading up westbrom

Barca left over a.k.a goal ayee! Almost! (heading Chelsea team in commandoo chai Barca products na market o