₦airaland Forum

barcanista:
bros how far? Wetin happen na?

hey sup bro? APC nightmare wetin de happen? I have been very busy that is why i never hola @ u on bbm since, hope ur grounded? Omo Lapota loss o the election o i am not happy about that.

omenka:
Lmao. Hating is allowed. I don't give two fvcks though. Go to hell.

i am already in the hell under Apc leg government, or is there any hell more than this?

nwaanambra1:
very funny! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW U EXIST! seen! In ur entire generation u will never attain my standard. (last reply)

now av given u your second of fame - which may be the only one you may ever get in your entire miserable life!

Now crawl back to your pit-toilet cockroach!

seen, none of ur genenaration will ever attain my standard in their entire lyf, assh_licker

omenka:
So what exactly are we supposed to do with this Oh, let me guess- Buhari should have declined as well I presume??

Watch WWs arrive here to crap all over the place as is characteristic of them.

Let me attempt how they would reason: Buhari the puppet is going to see his puppeteer.

The same people that were enraged when Obama visited some countries in Africa but skipped Nigeria when the Clueless Dunderhead was the president.

Sai Baba Daura!!!

i just hate everyting about you, though i still don't know why, don't take it personal tanx

@op did i see computer science there? I will forgive u because today is sunday, after all my efforts, night reading, all round research yet i only manage 2nd class upper and u said is an easy course? Op ur brain OS needs some plug ins and directx 10.0v

I so much love this guy, fearless Governor always saying the raw truth... God bless u sir. Salary forfiet ni bank account deactivate ko.

This one too na news? Smh

From 9 cars to 12 cars, yet Daura said he is not aware of the search...DSS the lie department of Apc since 100bc

Change indeed

#Lapo# Bring Back our Barca of no controversy (BBB)

Chai even with una stron X1 Roma continue the last season damage on u guyz, u might call it is jst a pre season friendly match bt it has a strong impact on the team moral....go ask man united how far! Usbcable come defend this o

peeta89:
All the Igbos in this platform are saying thrash. If Radio Biafra is bold enough, why don't they make their radio station base known?


At least most of our radio stations we all know their base and where they are located.


You guys should wake up we r in 2015 you guys are still talking and thinking of Biafra. No be only Biafra na Raffia palm.

lol that is a simple sign for u to know that Nigeria is still a learner when it comes to technology...omo my beloved Biafra don upgrade o, jst imagine only one Kanu is given the Fed Gov sleepless night, talk more of when we fully join force with him oboy o ur guess is good as mine.

kingthreat:
Me hustle for visa to go to Yiboland? Ko ma se se. Abi I wan buy coal for locomotive engine?
I wish you the best in your quest for Biafra. Why it seems I am worried is cos of the real Ibo men out there in all states of the federation, even Borno under hits and missile. They still making a living who will be affected by this madness. Not as if you, yourself has donated one kobo to any Igbo that returned back to the East because of the violence in the North.

well bro u don't know me well so i will let u be.

kingthreat:
Bros, this is Africa. There is no international law that will mediate on this case in your interest. But mark my words, if Biafra secedes, the igbos will lose all their investments in other parts of Nigeria. It happened in 1967 nothing will change this time. Every human is greedy. There will also be an unnecessary discrimination against your people living in other parts of Nigeria. Millions will have to go to back to Biafra and start from scratch. And your government then will not have the capacity to take care of them. Really, what will Biafra sell to the world that can enable them take care of 30 million people? No criticism but lets ask ourselves.

Why we build nothing in the southeast is that there is nothing to invest in there. Sad enough but thats the truth.

This national unity so far has favored the igbos more than any other tribe. Secession will destroy opportunities in the future for igbos. For goodness sake, Biafra is a freaking Portuguese word. Why put it first before "Igbo Interest"?

let how we survive be our own headache, all u said make no sense to me, even for you to say there is nothing to invest in SE shows that ur only living in hear say and know nothing about the SE. We survived with one pounds even to the extent supersing u guys with millions already as of then, let me remind u this, SE is will be the most soughted for business, almost all these business u think u have in lagos would be nowhere to be found if that be the case, everything will be moved down south East/South while u hustle for visa to come down to blessed Biafra land, it will be obvious to you then that Nigeria is so empty immediatly igbos secedes.

kingthreat:
And the millions of igbos with investments in other parts of Nigeria nko? You see how selfish you are. Then you'll go to church and proclaim Christianity on Sunday while you want your own people to suffer and lose everything they have in the name of Biafra? Your hypocrisy is legendary.

bro haba, i just made that statement because you guys claim that all our investment is in ur zone, my brothers that have properties anywhere in naija remains the rightful owner even as a Biafran, they only have to pay tax/land use charge to ur government, while u guys pays for house rent. So are u saying that any Property own by Nigerian outside Nigeria does not belong to them again because they are from diffrent country? Bro all we want is our Biafra, if u wish ur welcome to buy land in our zone and build anyting u wish. Btw: u guys preach one Nigeria but none of ur people invested or built any house in South East, yet u claim one naija, is even the igbos that is exhibits the spirite of oneness by investing in other regions.

Thank God all my investment is in Enugu, Owerri and Ph so am set to go home to where my heart belong, i am tired of staying in this my nebouring country Nigeria, i wana go home oo o Biafra my home. Hapu nu anyi ka anyi chiba onwe anyi o

I want to go home! Biafra is my home, i owe nobody an apology. (though Nigeria remain my nebouring country)

Obama9ja:
I am a full time igbo boy, but to hell with Nnamdi Kalu and his so called biafra

not only full time igbo, ur the ohanaeze idi igbo...pls tell us somthing beta. (umu aka ndi a bu my mother si na anyi bu ndi igbo aga ekwe mmadu nu ihe ebea)

Biafra my home, Nigeria my nebouring country. Enugu my daring state, Awgu my prouldy LGA. Pls i want go home...o

Dieumerci:
Thank you very much.
Armed with these info, I should be able to get a very low cost for the VAT or whatever they want to charge.

your welcome bro, jst negotiate with them base on new company.

Dieumerci:
Thanks scantee, I meant that during the registration of the business name, I included myself and my wife as the owners of the business but it's practically for her.
My question is since I am registered as one the owners of that business, would I be required to pay PAYE on it even though my PAYE is deducted by my employer.

Talking about VAT, the business will start operating from next month. On what are we going to pay VAT and how will that be calculated?

We want to fix/get to know all the government rates and taxes before starting.

Pardon my plenty questions.

your not paying it individualy, any tax paid by the company covers for everybody, assuming you have staff already is the duty of the company to deduct their tax indirectly with or without their notice, talking about how they evaluate the amount to pay by a new company like yours which is less than six months and have not done any job, you know Nigeria system that they must find a way to make you spend money on everything, for me on legal ground i don't think your company suppose to pay, but lets assume their initial charge might be for admistrative/processing fees which i believe should'nt be much.

Dieumerci:
@Databoy247, @Scantee, I registered a business name in April this year with my wife's name and my name.
She will be the one managing the business.
I already have an e-tcc from lagos state and pay PAYE through my employer.
Hope it's only my wife that will pay tax from the business?
We intend to get the TIN, TCC & VAT before starting the business.
Are we required to pay for anything?

The tax your paying is for your company not base on indvidual, and it will determine by your company annual turnover, as your company is less than 6 months your to pay for the Vat, Tcc and Tin are free. So your likely to pay between 5k-25k not more than that, but if your company have done any project withing the period registration it might be evaluated base on that.

You mean ur also paying for the scarm? Chai pmb welcome to the real world campaign is over.

Ndi obodo a ozokwa ? Huh

databoy247:
hehehehehe, hustlers everywhere. In fact if she registered in April, she may not pay 25k at all. The whole process will be free. The rule is that if your CAC registration is less than 6 months then you get everything for free (apart from the 3k or 4k tip for the whole process to be faster). But if it exceeds 6 months then it attracts 25k. From the next year, the payment then drops to 20k annually.

haa haa d gal want chop her maga

Freshtomato:
Hi good morning Scantee/databoy
I have been following this thread since day one and you guys are doing a good job. May God bless you both.

I need help with this pls:

I registered a business name around april this year and was advised to get a TIN, Tax clearance cert and Vat.
I went to Firs office close to me and I was given some forms to fill after filling them I was directed to a lady nd she asked me to pay One hundred and fifty thousand naira. According to her, they are taxing me from 2012 till date. I don't understand this at all. I'd appreciate it If you guys can be so kind to shed some light on this. Thanks in advance

150k? She must be high on TIN alcohol, may i know the branch/state where u went for this? Databoy247 has said it all, u should'nt pay more than 25k for VAT. Maybe the lady noticed ur new into this.. There is no way she will backdate to 3yrs ago is she mad? My Dear TCC/TIN is free after you must have paid for VAT. naija i hail o

Story for the gods, who is decieving who? Why is he forming that he was never aware when the police were deployed there? Is like sending your child to steal something and he was caught and you start acting like a good parent questioning him why he steal just to cover up in the public... Wike carry go joh nothing do u.

bigx:
Major Category - ICT and Security

how you de? Do you get my mail about the Pentcom cert? @databoy24, sorry you never hear from me as we discussed on phone, i had an emergency that warrants me to travel, but am back i will get in touch with them and give u call.

Barcanista always on point, kudoz, i wish i do have time on my side i would always be glad to put those mofos where they belong. Propagandz, what i hate much about them is that they will tell you PMB just spent less than two months he should'nt be judged yet, but they will be quick to initiate their so called fantasy archievment of his and want you to just swallow the jagon. God bless GEJ wherever he is.

My TM & WW will be far better than this in Jesus name that is sure banker, God pls give me my own wife from now till October, Dec Tm &Ww on mind. Hml to them we are coming

Yes and no! Yes in everything i am perfectly ok, financial,handsm,caring,loving etc, me na ladies man, but hell no because i be oringo master, flex/travel and drinks a lot, spends a lot in outing and flexing, always hanging out with friends, no much time for my home. So Capital No

God punish devil! He dare not move those blood suckers to my loving, peaceful state. Ala ga agba ndi ala na obodo naijiria...na ofu bombu daa na stati m