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Op r u a senator? If not then why r u tellin us? |
Why does your thread suck? |
modsfucker: yep you know a joke is bad wen u have to explain it, op take heart |
Op u supposed put up e picture so we go knw whether na good biz choice to go back |
Ehen? Zimbabwean dollar don rise
Abeg I dey curious
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Gals with big yansh- south west
Yellow babes- south east
Leppa gals - south south
Fine yarinya- north
Bed room freaks- calabar |
Yea it happened to mine a while back so I threw it inside dustbin |
wey picture?
U knw say all no one dey interested in all the shit wey u write |
YES!! |
OYA START NA!!!!! Una own na to dey "profer solution" to naija wahala. The next person wey go profer solution should better be ready to put it into action or just shut up |
Na lie jare
I don dey cut my oga galfrnd eye since she no gree ![]() |
ose I don see numba to prank call tonite |
*singing* ole adeboye ole adeboye ole adeboye |
wetin dis one dey talk? abeg charlie go give denrele head jare make good use of your mouth |
This people no sabi better operation name wetin be crocodile smile?
Try:
-Operation Octopussy
-Operation Dirty water
-Operation Vooooom
-Operation Kpishaun
-Operation Baygon
-Operation Kpoka! |
midolian:Nah! Actually jungle justice is allowed on child molesters |
JUSTbuchi:I see that more as an opportunity for the parents to finish the job, I swear if na me that guy is dead |
I suggest you leave o cause you are obviously not happy in your job you are constantly threatened and that does not look like it will change any time soon, just leave before you start getting high blood pressure |
K9blunt: Hw does dis make you want a doll? Didn't see living dead butAyamatanga wasn't scary was it?
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Amaga:Or hire jamie foxx to whack him just kidding |
Aw that's nice,this is the first time a pastor is giving. Guiness book of records should hear this |
K9blunt: you no fear terrahawks?If I hear, terrahawks was super creepy is it zelda or her son that sounded like he was gargling blood or something? Even the good guys looked creepy |
K9blunt: u have a point but seriously all the cartoons that scarred me as a kid were from the brits-Terrahawks(scariest cartoon I've ever seen) -Oliver twist -Watership down(thank God I bailed half way buh my friends say its terrible) Lemme even check that no.9 I'm sure there's a british influence somewhere |
lol thank God I didn't finish that no.9 o@k9blunt yea I jst remembered the dog cozied up to a homeless dude at the end and I'll jst try not to imagine wat will happen if the dude gets hungry British people no sabi do cartoon |
1.Animals of farthwood An NTA2 channel 5 favourite 90s kids will remember. Its about a group of forest creatures who are forced out of their homes by humans turning the forest into a mall or whatever, anyway they head for a park (which is kind of a sanctuary for their kind) and have some misadventures along the way and when I mean misadventures I mean some of them getting shot and killed or getting road killed or getting pierced and killed by thorns. There is not a single scene of fun or laughter it is all darkness, sorrow , pain and fear. Anyway a handful of them made it to the park in the end that counts as a win right? 2.Alixx From silverbird on saturday mornings, it follows the adventures of alexander the great which includes losing his friends to such violents and twisted fates. I remember an episode where he befriended a lion and during war time the lion attacked alixxs enemies and got killed off screen but that wasn't enough for the studio, they had to show us the dead lion with tons of arrows all over its body dumped in the desert and then they were done I mean they literarily cut to credits after that scene 3.Code geass A little more recent than the others on the list and arguably the best anime I've ever seen,the story follows an exiled prince of a ficticious nation and his obsession with destroying this said nation for personal reasons using mostly his brain and some hypnotic power given to him by a witch. Cool story right? Well except for one thing, code geass has about 43 episodes and only 1 is a happy episode, the saddest moment was when his younger brother(long story) sacrificed himself to save the Prince from attacking soldiers it was so slow and so real I could literarily feel the little boys heart slow down and to top it all there was one really melancholic tune playing in background just to seal the deal and in the end it was all for nothing cause the prince intended on killing his brother initially(long story) 4.Little prince Hey who remembers little prince from NTA 10? about a dude from planet b-16 who travels from his planet using a shooting star to visit earth and bump into someone who just happens to be depressed about something, the little prince helps him conquer his depression says a painful goodbye and heads back to his lonely planet leaving me depressed ![]() 5.Lost toys A channels television favourite won't be surprised if they still show it by now, its about an abandoned teddy bear and doll who look for new owners, if you are expecting a funny toy story like adventure you go tey this cartoon shows a destitute injured dog, a cold teddy bear, an almost n*ked doll who kept ripping off her dress to treat peoples wounds, at the end they get new owners but in different homes and the dog doesn't even get adopted he's just abandoned in the snow while this really really saaaaaaad adele like song plays in the back ground. Is there any cartoon I missed in my list? |
Yes op tell'em oh, if you know you watched any of these cartoons on NTA or clapperboard and you are not married, then carry yourself come my match making agency make I pair una with future partner 1.Victor and hugo 2. Sports billy 3. Ovide and the gang 4.Little prince
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The only movies wey concern me na batman vs superman and captain america civil war the rest of them should go and sit down |
Hi Justwise, I just secured admission to an MBA program in the US. My tuition fee is N5 000 000 but unfortunately I was only able to raise N2 000 000 out of it And I'm fresh out of ideas. Please I just want to know is there any otherway to raise funds when I get to the US? Cause I will be paying by installments Thanks |
Hi nairalanders, I just secured admission to an MBA program in the US. My tuition fee is N5 000 000 but unfortunately I was only able to raise N2 000 000 out of it And I'm fresh out of ideas. Please I just want to know is there any otherway to raise funds when I get to the US? Cause I will be paying by installments Thanks |
ooooooooooo! Why nairaland crash na? My enemies think they've succeeded i dey come with more queshunz |
or may b u r already used 2 bad movies der wuz noffing average about dis movie o i wuz so disappointed severee: was not as bad as i expected |
yep you know a joke is bad wen u have to explain it, op take heart
Ehen? Zimbabwean dollar don rise
Abeg I dey curious
OYA START NA!!!!! Una own na to dey "profer solution" to naija wahala. The next person wey go profer solution should better be ready to put it into action or just shut up
you no fear terrahawks?