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ehen? Peugot na una wey dey spoil my bizinais for wharf nkwo? 60% tax imagine |
[quote author=mr.magoo]You might have seen all that but this is what I saw 1. A bond with human feelings 2. A talented Q played by ben whishaw 3. A story that didn't just center on bond alone 4.A story that did a creative back story on every classic character from back in the day 5.A bond movie that was more than shoot outs and car chases I bet this is what the critics saw and this is what the fans saw that made the movie the success it is today its really pathetic that you all are too shallow minded to look beyond the plot holes to appreciate this movie #choi[/quote]Hmmmi just read your post and this is what I saw #GARBAGE looool |
mega jay: [img]http://1.bp..com/-V31CjIhQvOk/UkLPkHbUhCI/AAAAAAAAAjM/UG41sRNX_TU/s1600/images_871467519753.jpeg[/img]O_o why would anyone want to learn how to nurse a bullet wound abi soldiers dey nairaland? |
O_o why would anyone want to learn how to nurse a bullet wound abi soldiers dey nairaland? |
forreelinc: My fellow nairalanders, finally someone has told me why skyfall is the best bond everYou do realize non of these points make any sense why don't we just skip to part where the movie made "1bn dollars" that happens to be the only good thing about the film |
Skyfall? Sky-FAIL. Is more like it.it was like they deliberately did a bad movie as an advert for their marketing team. Man the marketing and branding/public relations.for this movie deserve an award GOD!!! I am applauding them for a movie like skyfall to not only break even but hit a billion wow Those guys are so good that if obasanjo. Can use them to campaign for a fifth term . But on a more serious note man skyfall was pure rubbish.nothing anybody did made sense I. take the bloody shot: bond was the closest to this guy bond was wrestling the guy and forcing the hard drive off his neck so why did she shoot him to me that was just a forced way of getting bond injured to "startle" the audience II. moneypenny secretary: moneypenny was not a junior agent, she was not an MI6 trainee ,for her whole KIA service,SIS and even MI6 before becoming a 00 she didn't think that field work wasn't for everyone but bond gave her a 2 second pep talk and she decides to take a secretary job over a job that could even make her M in the future? Sounds like a flimsy way of bringing secretary moneypenny back III. bond's skyfall idea: a shabby old unskilled bond convinces M to risk her life and Q to cooperate with his "plan". they all agreed without any objections nobody reported or opposed the plan or got bond arrested and retrieved M then bond heads to this old castle with no weapons or reinforcement and expected M to survive their last stand against tiaggo? I just saw that as a lame way of getting M killed off and forcing bonds "background history" on us IV. Tiaggo's plan: so he wanted MI6 to come after him but made them go thru hell first what was his reason for that? How did that affect the plot or the audience in anyway? It was just another forced way of extending the length of the film and cashing in on the joker/loki get captured deliberately routine It doesn't make any sense if they wanted to make skyfall better: 1.The istanbul incident,bond should've. Been sent to murder an english defector/informant to tiaggo and the chase should have ended with bond getting shot by this defector and after being waterlogged ,lands in a coma at the english embassy in turkey. When he wakes up, he results into opting for retirement after failing his fitness evaluation however his request is refused by a bureaucratic mallory. mentioning a leak of All 00's Id of which bond is one of them 2.Q should have been a secluded computer analyst like the guy from body of lies and he shdnt have been a young boy too he is the head of Q branch not just a random analyst 3. Rather than tiaggo. Just being out for revenge his primary objective should have been that he was selling cyber weapons and using MI6 as his test demonstrations but he is however infuriated when. M shows no remorse for betraying him just to save her political career NOT. Save some agents(try paint M black small)so he goes after M in retaliation 4. Skyfall. Should not have been bonds home but the orphanage where bond grew up now abandoned and bond is tormented by memories of his father being abusive and perhaps the death of his mother from cancer or something. Worth getting bond so upset and bond should have dragged silva to this orphanage using a key equipment to his cyber weapon as bait with hope of back up to get tiaggo trapped however tiaggo anticipates this and messes with their communication and satellite fixes to stop them from knowing that he was going head on with bond without his faceless goons 5. M should have died way earlier in the movie and it should have been brutal like tiaggo torturing her to death or something. Bond should initially not be sympathetic cos tiaggo got into bond's head and turned him against M 6.Severine should have been a counter terrorist 00 that assists bond in neutralizing tiaggos lethal threats around london. She should have ended up mortally injured and uncertain if she would live or die 7 bond shouldn't have been reinstated in the end or perhaps he should have turned it down just something that keeps you intrigued like QOS did See I'm no professional but yet I even did a better story just to show that they made no effort to make this movie good its really a disappointment and a let down. |
ehen? Peugot na una wey dey spoil my bizinais for wharf nkwo?
as tempted as I am to shred this review in pieces I will love it if one of you could help me tell this guy why his views even makes skyfall worse than it was before