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oya...... I wanna see nude pictures....... Barcelona all the way....... Up Barca

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IAmPhiL:
got this mail from them


Thank you for attending the interview scheduled @ Access Bank Plc. It was a very useful discussion which definitely highlighted your capabilities and expertise.
Based on the review by the interviewer(s) and Recruitment Committee, it was decided that your current attributes are not what the bank is looking for at the moment. We are therefore constrained to inform you that the bank will not be proceeding with the recruitment process.
However, your resume will be added to the bank’s database of candidates to be re-invited at a future date when vacancies exist that meet your impressive experiences and skills.
Thank you for your time and interest in our organisation.
Kind Regards
For: The Access Bank Recruitment Team


guess that says it all

I was sent a mail on feb 22 to attend the medical test at cosmoderm medical centre after have gone through the one on one interview on feb 18. I received this your same mail again early this morning. I'm totally confused

Kini ngo fo le se laye ti mo wa/2× Aye ti mo wa kaka kin jale kaka kin jale ma kuku seru, Kini ngo fo le se laye ti mo wa...... To my yoruba peeps who can relate.....

FC Barcelona’s latest signing Paco Alcácer, previously at Valencia CF, comes on a five year contract. FC Barcelona will pay Valencia 30 million plus 2 million in variables for the 23 year old player. The buy-out clause in Alcácer’s contract is set at 100 million euros. The striker has passed his medical and has now signed a contract with FC Barcelona, will be presented once he returns from international duty with the Spanish national team after having joined up with the squad on Monday. Goals guaranteed The striker born in Torrent, Valencia in 1993, has always stood out for goalscoring ability. Alcácer has played 146 matches in two spells at Valencia and a season on loan at Getafe. After making his debut for ‘los ché’ in 2010/11, he spent 2012/13 at the Madrid club, playing 23 matches and scoring four goals. He returned to Valencia and reached a total of 43 goals in all competitions after two more seasons with his local club. He made his international debut on 4 September 2014 for the Spanish national team under the stewardship of Vicente del Bosque in a friendly against France. Up until now the new Barça striker has made 13 appearances for Spain, scoring six goals in that time. Alcácer becomes the first striker signed this summer by Luis Enrique’s team following defenders Samuel Umtiti and Lucas Digne , midfielders André Gomes and Denis Suárez and goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen to Camp Nou.

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I think graduates should start writing the years spent in school as years of experience. #fact

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Endtime prophecy

stteejax:
Enjoy some laff ...

. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti-corruption war.

“After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’

Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’

Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.”

not funny

stteejax:
Enjoy some laff ...

. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti-corruption war.

“After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’

Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’

Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.”

not funny

story for the gods

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God will help us

Is she pregnant?

sammysammy111:
Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions. But they do not all pop at the same time. When flood comes, fish eat ants. When flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. To make soap, oil is required. But to clean oil, soap is required. This is the irony of life. Everybody needs somebody at any one point in time. Do not despise or treat anyone with scorn when they are excelling or failing more than you. There is time for EVERYTHING and for EVERYONE. Keep TRUSTING in God and WAITING for your turn. Your time to POP will come at God's appointed time. NEVER GIVE UP .

Food for thoughts

God come and heal our land

Funny u......lol

hilaomo:
SEE GRAMMAR!!!

Mbkite:
A friend that works with one of these new generation banks told me about a job that was advertized internally in the bank, with Third Class as the only requirement. I have been wondering why they should make the job opening for only Third class graduates. I decided to bring it to Nairaland for proper deliberation.
What do you think?

I believe its a new dawn

kingarmini:
davido renews contract with mtn nigeria .. the afro pop singer who keeps making nigerians proud, he graduated on the 7 of june . released a video with american rapstar meek mill on june 8 now yesterday he resigned is contract with mtn . right now davido seems unstoppable ... see full stories at http://chrisomole..com

I'm so happy for u dude

keke napep