₦airaland Forum

ionsman:
El rufai's wife is the most beautiful.

Taylor86:
ogun and osun crises of lately
buhari abeg wen u enter office today
carry scissors cut ogun and osun commot from nigeria map

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

tollytexy:
Ogun go k!LL your daddy say Amen

kekakuz:
am hungry

kekakuz:
am hungry

tollytexy:
Your dad is a mad man lol

madamoringo:
Short sighted beggarly people only deserve crumbs of course! Or, what should the people who worked hard, against every odds to be successful get versus the lazy, incompetent and cynical Beastafars who put their lives in a sinking boat to deny Nigeria progress and change? Give Onu, Okorocha, Ngige and the other ibo person there some portfolio, pay their allocations and whatever need to be done constitutionally, but that is all. This people will do anything to sabotage Nigeria in order to keep crying for the Beastafar country and hope APC, Buhari and other Nigerians follow their bad advice which is meant to set a trap for them all the way. I say Buhari and Nigerians be wary of these people of herd mentality, whose inferiority complex drive to paranoia on a per second basis!

FriedPlantain:
This is animal brutality, why was the snake mobbed and killed by these uncivilised eggheads!
The murder of this poor creature begs for more questions than answer
Did the snake bite anyone?
Did the guy die?
What was the snake's offence to have been murdered in cold blood like that?
How long has the cobra been living in that hostel with them.
Could it be that the cobra (most likely a female) digs one of the students and slithered to his bed to profess her love for him only to meet her untimely death in the hands of this unruly savages.
Where are the animal rights activists when you need them in this country?


FriedPlantain

kazmanbanjoko:
go hug transformer na

kazmanbanjoko:
why yu stubborn like dis. Dont worry, i will trace you and arrest you. oniranu

kazmanbanjoko:
e be like say yu dey craze, sebi. If dem born yu well, quote me again

tollytexy:
Like your mom lol

kazmanbanjoko:
Change is here. PDPians and TANians can go to lagoon instead of transformer.

tollytexy:
Money dey ground na.. .country money wey she keep..why u no go survive am? It's still coming back madam

osas5683:
Am sure most of them will be igbos causing troubles everywhere they go..set of useless beings

slimzypink:
igbos once again!!!! always feeling invincible when it comes to money ...dear Igbos why are some of you like this>>>>

How can you feel joy knowing fully well that you are duping some one!!!!

well to the nice igbos out there change ur bad folks...

thaoriginator:
Laff my yansh out after all the hustles, jugging, cycling, kneeling, lying, bribing and all the clueless useless president is going back to Otuoke

SeverusSnape, Showyourcertificate and Barcanista losers count my teeth

trippy:
Some of these people are better than goodluck Jonathan

Caseless:
So I should go and jump into the lagoon abi sake of say wizkid babe get new picture? What's the story about this?

Caseless:
So I should go and jump into the lagoon abi sake of say wizkid babe get new picture? What's the story about this?

CHM11:
Phillip Effiong, Kaduna nzeogwu etc etc all made their mistakes which cost nzeogwu his life and Phillip effiong his pride as he apologised to gowon when Ojukwu ran away to wherever he ran to after the war.

There is no 'igbo' in my state Delta state. We have ukwanis and some delta ibos who will never agree to be called 'IGBOS'...
The ikwerres don't call themselves igbos

Biafra is a good dream for the igbos, push for it without the Niger Delta. As the Name implies BIAFRA- it also sounds igbotic!...

God bless your country when you have it.

fredoooooo:
But we can dance sekem

fredoooooo:
But we can dance sekem

fredoooooo:
But we can dance sekem

fredoooooo:
But we can dance sekem

dipopoo:
Mumu wasted fluid.


I won't reply you again mannerless ediot

kestolove95:
God4bid...we still love Abuja to be given to a biaFRAUDian

san316:
They should go and sleep. They should meet GEJ to give them ministers.

When the person they love did not give them the appointment, is it the person they openly detest that will give them?

If not because there is a rule against insulting these shameless people ehn... Hmmm.

See lie abeg, they have 70% of Abuja population.. Just as they claim they have 85% of Lagos.. Very soon they'll say they have 60% of Kano.

Igbos have no moral justification or right to demand anything from the incoming government because they have openly showed how much they hate him.
They can only be considered because of the kind heartedness of GMB n the 2% sensible people among them. If not, shikom will not get to them.

FCT minister my arze.

dipopoo:
Bea*st.