₦airaland Forum

Omohari

sinaj:
alika wot has letter got to do wit Pucee

pele

sinaj:
Wots faintin u

u dey write love letter 4 jss2!.....yah punna will b as wide as gee pee tank o!

sinaj:
I was called out in d general assembly to read my love letter




It was so so embarrassing
I fell sick afterwards nd missed skul for 1week coz of d shame


Was in jss2

love letter?? Jss2??.....*faints*

Poor construction!

Pheals:
Got something to say ...i was feeling stomach pain after i return from dad office ,i was dad gal always got nothing to do can't cook I was alone just pick my phone called mum closest pal who was a doc. Mum said they have been friends since school days she has been my physician since infant ,love me for been the only female in the house .I could not reach her on phone so I try to move out and get commercial bus to my destination before the stomach ache got worst reach the hospital saw new faces the lady in blue uniform came up to me after waiting for hours ...have already new mum is not around . "your name ? And your card no. " she said ..i look up at her " i didnt have card " then u will need to get a card and register .... I didn't need that I said humbly . we can't attend to u then , she said now she sound rude as I was about to speak a senior nurse came in " tosin what's wrong? " i explain ...she brings out a yellow card instead of a green card...and directed me to the new doctor office ...

Enter the office sat down and I gave him the card
He started asking questions later he was silent and he said "go and lied down there (pointed to a bed few inches away ) I lied down and he came up to me press my stomach with his fingers and later he said "raise your cloth up little" I do that and he start to examined again asking "here or here " I don't really no where the pain was really from so I nodded to reply him a quick no he later stop and clean his face with handkerchief and said " will you take off your skirt then" I quickly raise up my head ,face change "may be I will come back " why he asked

Nothing when mum comes I will be here" I said and walked towards the door and he later said " which mum?" Mum m.o.j
Are you m.o.j he asked no ! I reply (frustrated) ok wait .he pick up his pen and prescribed some drugs for me...I move out. U stay long tosin the senior nurse said as I handed her the note and the card she then direct me to the other door ...I was given drugs and receipt total of 15k the nurse there look up to me for cash and the other one said "aunty pls sorry you can go, can't you see the card is yellow" i used the drugs and I was alright. I kept wondering so this man knows the right thing to do "why asking me to take off my. ..."


Share yours ladies

Joniboi:
Siasia and Keshi are our best indeginous Coaches. Oliseh's resignation is the best thing that happened to Nigerian football. Good RADIANCE to bad rubbish

my broda cool down...etx riddance nt radiance....

CaroLyner:
yess..theres so many advantages when you're pretty.

so olajumoke is pretty abi??

Waiter!!!!!!.....give d op 30bottles of orijin!

Bubu is older than this man....

Puhahahahahahahahaha!....he no 1 qet body odour like bubu!

Well, she is bleepable...

ril19:
@the dude before the dude above me....

you said it was a secret email yet you put it up in the open like this. by the way how rich are you seff?

@mastercraf

u even took d guy seriously....

Mumu!

oldtopics:
rita is a fine girl if I can be her lesbi partner

enkay2go:
Fr,why can't you just leave politics for politicians?

so he should b turning down interviews abi??

dramaqueen1:
no its not good. Bikini would fit better.. [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

daughter of beezebul

polwelin:
not read d details yet... I jst can't stop laughin

speak english please.

jmand:
We don't care guy, cause you already grow up in front of your parent without teach you some manners and characters, I blame them not you, by the way, tell us is it the way how you disdain even your parent? No wonder!

speak english please....

uselessgoat:
can u please be my girl friend? i will take care of u and no sex till marriage i swear to God. pls reply

tufiakwa!....hw can my sister marry a useless goat!

braine:
And you feel youve said something that makes sense.

ai'on care......

Presidiot mumuhamodu bull.harry

Van gaaal!...koh ni dah fun yin,,,,.buy player he no buy...comot 4 my club he no gree.....useless coach!......hw i wish 1 man u fan will loose im temper nd shoot dix useless man on d chest!

Some ladies b weighing 53kg b4 makeup nd 72kg after makeup!

Skako:
I know some people will crying
thank u el-rufia
person can get heartattack with noise


ordinary empty vessel dey make noise

go school...u say no!

I used 2 think dat d 4 storey building in my village is d tallest in d world....until i saw all dix.....op thank u jhur...

I used 2 think dat d 4 storey building in my village is d tallest in d world....until i saw all dix.....op thank u jhur....

Police is yah friend

Dix 1 fyn pass anal banner o!

I wonder if nigeria was in d map wen God said 'let there b lyt'

Kreamie:
Una go still DO documentary/Biography movie ontop this girl issue ....

ar u owk??

Their principal should b shot in d chest.....

Loose van girl(LVG)

OwoLee:
Are they not your family members, or do you think its policeman from north or south they will bring down there. So pity yourself and your family members... Iranu!

a bitter yorubaD spotted!