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dway4ward:
I bet those who unmasked DPlacement are glad now.

What would he have said .... "I saw something in the domain. .. Q4 2015, although I'm not allowed to say, fufu fly gate, akara jump fence?" Puhleeez

spacyzuma:
LOL. It's only for people who did their AC on a particular day.

I honestly don't know what day ya'll did your AC... but I did mine on that same day. Add me to the group. Lol

Uchboggy:
Na this kind thing you go like. smh

Hehehe

airsaylongcon:
Don't know about the guys or whether there were lots of cute girls when I had AC but mehn there was one blazing hawtie on my AC day. I'm not a fan of light skin babes (natural or *coughs* converted) but this natural fair babe was on my floor (though not my group) at Eko Hotel and Suites. Best way to describe her... *speechless*. [b][/b]Those of us local rappers were forming "not hungry". She didn't waste time to swaggishly teach the snails a lesson in company of one guy whose moniker here includes the words "spacy". Then there was a Goliath giant we called 2nd John (we had 2 Johns). Lovely stuff

Classic

jaz:
hmm. the guy seemed quite genuine and never asked for money.

Until he does.

prelinctus:
Hmmn, thread just got interesting once more.

I'm telling you.

Pope Francis called on Sunday on every European parish and religious community to take in one migrant family each in a gesture of solidarity he said would start in the tiny Vatican state where he lives.



"I appeal to the parishes, the religious communities, the monasteries and sanctuaries of all Europe to ... take in one family of refugees," he said after his Sunday address in the Vatican.



The pope's call goes out to tens of thousands of Catholic parishes in Europe as the number of refugees arriving over land through the Balkans and across the Mediterranean to Italy and Greece hits record levels.



There are more than 25,000 parishes in Italy alone, and more than 12,000 in Germany, where many of the Syrians fleeing civil war and people trying to escape poverty and hardship in other countries say they want to end up.



The crowd in St. Peter's Square applauded as the pontiff, himself the grandson of Italian emigrants to Argentina, said: "Every parish, every religious community, every monastery, every sanctuary of Europe, take in one family."



The Vatican's two parishes will take in a family of refugees each in the coming days, said Francis, whose first trip after his election was to the Italian island of Lampedusa, halfway between Sicily and Tunisia, where many migrants arrive by boat.



The Italian coast guard said on Saturday it had coordinated the rescue of 329 migrants who made distress calls from their rubber boats.



Francis said taking in migrant families was a "concrete gesture" to prepare for the extraordinary Holy Year on the theme of mercy which is due to begin on Dec. 8.

StringerBell:
Hmm. I think the peeps that answered "6" to the math questn should be invited for medicals...but not as part of this recruitment exercise.

Hehehe... you are evil..

Small time person go come here dey talk back door, the wrong ones bla bla bla... things like this proves that life isn't just black and white. Coz how do you explain that a person who dusted shl questions under intense pressure can calmly calculate this question and say the answer is 6? But then again , what do I know.

barbiesparkz2:
But I can't find anywhere in the report that NLNG management is meeting to confirm recruitment process.
Still hopeful anyway.

As in , I wonder ooo

NPComplete:
Been around bro. I've been trying to forget about NLNG until feedback starts streaming in. But recently I find myself checking this thread over and over again notwithstanding my best attempts at resisting the urge.
I have stopped climbing mountains now. I now do my prayers in the valley. I am planning to start praying on the sea and in the air too just to cover all the bases. You are invited to join me.

Lolzzz. .. I'll gladly join

coolio2014:
Federal character? Really? And they do this in UK, US, Germany and other developed countries? Employ the best SIMPLE.

Just as University isn't meant for everyone, we have colleges of education, polytechnics etc. Pick the best without bias simple!

What's funny is you don't even know whether you might have been dropped in the WAEC or SHL stage if federal character wasn't used. Even I can't say I'll still be here. Just chill, hope and pray that whatever method used , you'll be favoured. Something has been working for NLNG, that's why it remains a great coy and that's why we all want to work there. President Buhari has been appointing peeps from the North , people don't want to even know whether they are the right hands , just coz they are mostly from the North, eyebrows are being raised. Same would apply with NLNG if they take your route. No offence , however I'm always of the opinion that Naija was never suppose to be one country. Tribal differences is just one Son of a b*****. But it's what we have. We have to make it work.

NPComplete:
Statements like this make me laugh. They are usually not borne out of perfect altruistic patriotism but a fear of losing out of certain benefits should federal character become a criteria in a competitive selection process like this.
"Repositioning this country". Now I am doubled over with laughter. Dude, it's not like you are going there to invent a new train or gas compression technique. You are going there to work using techniques they are going to train you on. So how does the federal character hamper that? Anyone who got to this stage will do well at such a job. As a matter of fact, there are people who were dropped after the SHL stage who will probably do better at the job than some of us here.
Finally, the federal character technique (if really NLNG uses it) must have worked for NLNG so far. We are yet to hear that someone burnt down a whole train because he lacked the mental competence but was employed due to federal character or that people from a certain part of the country have contributed to NLNG's shortcomings, whatever that maybe. Federal character has thus far ensured that NLNG functions well and very good hands are in charge of running the company. Why should it be jettisoned at this juncture?
U really want to " reposition this country"? Then support federal character and hope that human and infrastructural development pervades all parts of Nigeria and people from every part of Nigeria get almost equal opportunities for exposure and development. Great nations do not abandon their "weak".

WORD! Hehehehe. Where have you been bruv...

incredu:
This guy sha - just sidon dey count words

This guy sha ' I stood, I no sidon

coolio2014:
Even after medicals, Do not quit your present jobs until you have the offer with resumption date in hand! A word is enough for the wise.

That was 19 words..... before the popular saying of course

TheSauce:
The "sensitive peeps" that might take this P are the ones threading the wrong path. They need to thread on the "Chill P-ath[b][/b]"

As in, you Don drop punch lines ooo. Lol

DeeBlacque:
Come to think of it, why (as an organization), will I reimburse those I know will make it to my payroll? Come on guys, for those of us who haven't received any refund, we're dancing our way to Bonny already, cos our employment letters have been written with permanent markers. Does someone get the code here?
For those who have already been paid, ................*dodges bottle*... I mean................. *dodges slippers*... but wait...............*dodges blow*...............*runs away********

DeeBlacque:
Come to think of it, why (as an organization), will I reimburse those I know will make it to my payroll? Come on guys, for those of us who haven't received any refund, we're dancing our way to Bonny already, cos our employment letters have been written with permanent markers. Does someone get the code here?
For those who have already been paid, ................*dodges bottle*... I mean................. *dodges slippers*... but wait...............*dodges blow*...............*runs away********

Wrong path to thread.... Some sensitive peeps would take this P

tk4rd:
My Guy... Any Show.??

No show ooooo

incredu:
Lolzzz. That moment where u sit in ur room and wondering what u did n could have done.

Mehn they have no idea

incredu:
Are we expecting news next week?

We've been expecting since yesterday.

cassidyAJ:
I ALSO RECIEVED D ALART TO CALL A NUMBER, I DID ND I WAS ASKED TO SEND A MONEY THROUG AN ACCOUNT NUMBER AT 7000 BEFORE THEY SEND D RECRUITMENT FORM FOR ME. SO GUYS AM CONFUSED I DNT BELIVE ITS TRUE. BUHARI CANT ACCEPT THAT

The only thing I find shocking about this post is the fact that you are even confused.... smh

barbiesparkz2:
Please how did you arrive at the bolded?

I believe there's no 'right/wrong' answer, but success lies in the candidate's ability to justify his/her choice based on pertinent facts.

First time I'm seeing this moniker... Welcome to the thread.

NanaF:
I got a Trf of N4000 but the narration was not complete. It's probably my transport fare. I didn't travel to the venue though

Did you Teleport? *Just Curious*

2posh:
Whoa! This recruitment is not finished yet?!

Since the time of application : I got a job, got married, had a kid and the baby has grown teeth!

Na wa for NLNG!

Wow ... I remember you 2 posh... nice of you to drop by. Congrats on your job, married life and baby with teeth.

All I see is two different people giving valid and honest points. However, each one is trying so hard to prove that the other is writing plain nonsense. *sigh*

Just reminds me of the story of the 6 blind men and the elephant.

Dear NLNG,

Kindly recruit everyone awaiting your decision.

Resumption could be In batches. ..

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

Cc: Nicer

tk4rd:
Wow... Ok ooo...
Now make I ask oo..
How did u guys deduct that the last insider information is a genuine insider.? Or abi because he said the things we wished to hear.?
Answer as quick as possible..
Your time starts now.
Oya ooo..

Then I'm sure you don't even know anything about our nicer guy, When the mails for AC stared dropping, one dude said he got the success mail after the shl but didn't get the invite for AC and in about 5mins , Nicer asked what's your email, the guy dropped it and he said "Oh I see the problem now and in few mins the guy got the mail..... Coincidence? No way in hell

Dfavouredone:
The most trustworthy source on this thread so far; thanks for stopping by to break words with us. Very reassuring and calming to the uneasiness that was gradually developing.

To wait patiently isnt an easy feat; the favoured ones shall smile at last though.

If i'm not asking for too much, we will appreciate if you come around like this quite often to dispel the lies from those who claim to have[b] "inside sauce", [/b]and probably massage us with some nerves relaxing and insensitive info like this.

The level of some people's humor on this thread is just fantastic.

Nicer:
Amusing to see the number of people who claim to have 'insider' information here. All wrong by the way. wish you guys that have participated in the AC the best of luck. it's all down to you, not down to any referral, not down to any senatorial district (ridiculous!). just pray....

*sigh* Finally, someone who's words we trust.

Kindly keep us updated with any info you feel is relevant. It will be highly appreciated if you can.

Thanks bruv

p4all:
I don't have time for arguments. my friend was also scheduled for 31st. They sent him another mail and he did on 28th. AC finished yesterday take it or leave it. Bye till offer letter.

Lol.. as in no time for stress abi?

tk4rd:
Well.. May God help us all..
Now.. I am not being pessimistic...
But I want to know more about how their waiting lists work.
Do they apply the waiting list theory to G.T recruitment too.?
Or only to experienced hires.?

Pessimistic? Not at all, more like a realist because truth be told, No one deserves it more than the other. Anyone of us could be employed or made to wait or not get in at all. However, I absolutely have no idea how that works.

tk4rd:
Well.. Let me beleive that the zoning is perfectly unbiased.., although, some better candidates in other zones would be[b] denied their God-preserved opportunities[/b].

If it was God preserved, then there is no way they will be denied.

scarletpimperne:
To all of you still clueless about the AC why don't you PM me for advice. I am Orubebe and I will say all that u need to know to ACe yours. There's only one copy of the guide available. Get it and get in

You have been making claims that you can get someone into NLNG. You even claim you have the specific materials that would enable one smash the AC and be given Offer of employment. Bros you are a former job seeker ( or maybe currently still one) within the Federal republic of Nigeria, you should be careful of what you say even if you do not quite understand what intergrity and fairness is all about.

So please be careful of what you say or do so that we do not disrupt a process that has ended or is about to end peacefully and in a matter of weeks success mails would be received.