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Nlng2014:
Well dumb would be a harsh word to conclude as my assertion.

However "teamcaring" in the context it is used in this forum can take a leap off the 3rd mainland bridge. NLNG wants to see you freaking compete at your best. Care? You tell your competition even the color of the hotel, is that what people call caring. NLNG's model works like a charm. When you have attended your AC dude you will not even want to tell your dad and mum the full details. Coz you know what's at stake.

Talk is cheap, except you were part of the group that was successful in 2007. You have no clue what is required by NLNG.

Your competition in this excersize is the same as a contractor bidding for a tender. You better bring your best quote less you get dropped from the process. Competion brings out the best. NLNG wants to see the best and not a kissing contest.

Well Said.

I've always been on the side that this is a COMPETITION. I wish our old posts weren't cleared out.

We are on the same side bruv

LumiNG:
Lool see guys observing the thread.

watchers on the walls...

Winter really is here

Literally, It is here.

kayceekels:
How some peeps think.....
How good is the food? So u want to know how good it is so u can come prepared with your own food and then having the chance to surpass us that ate the bad food.... No No No.... U will have to taste it yourself on that day.

On another note
So if i want them to cancel this very very very long recruitment exercise, all i need do is take the following steps.
1. Go to the assessment center.
2. Try hard to pass but if i get the impression that my performance was not up to par.
3. Come to this thread and spew everything that happened on that day + names of those assessing.
4. Take a chilled coke and wait for the cancellation mail.

U guys never seize to surprise me.

No hard feelings bro, however cease.

okeyjames:
You asked for tips after the first day during the shl test and you are here shouting team fair play. I know some of you. double standards. God help us all. Do unto others as you would have them do to you

Bahahhahahahahahahahhahha. rapu ha

DeeBlacque:
But guy, why not just calm down and respect the fact that this is a public place and NLNG might be watching? If you must ask anyone for tips or reveal to anyone, you can do that privately; definitely not on this page.
#WisdomIsProfitableToDirect

Relax Peeps. I get the part of TeamFairPlay and i'm actually indifferent about any sort of info divulging.

But truth be told, forget all those "NLNG might be here" bla bla bla. There are so many recruitment threads were pepole give out info, nothing happens. Even the last NLNG 2007 recruitment is guilty as charged.

I Guess the tesion is nerve cracking, hence all this unnecessary drama.

#TeamFairPlayStill

forkadict:
Abeg, make e no be like say i dey put mouth for wetin no consign me. And make e no be like say i dey pour sand inside anoda person garri o. But, you guys had all the time in the world before the commencement of the AC to exchange ideas, opinions and what have you. Such luxury should be withdrawn from now till the end of the AC. But hey, there may be some extrememly magnanimous people who could give you such 'hints' what do I know?

#TeamFairPlay.

Peeps ain't talking about just ideas bruv... They talking about the real thing.

sexyjob:
Hint?

Lol. I taya oooo.

philfrey08:
Please close this thread... recruitment is over.
Come back next year
Nnpc is in a mess

You know you could just un-follow the thread.

Wow.. so many new monikers. Where have ya'll been hiding?

Btw, Is there nobody for 1st July here?

freemanbubble:
all thanks to jonathan despite the power of incumbency still he allowed the vote of the people to count
jonathan: my political ambition is not worth the blood of any nigerian

Nigerians always celebrating mediocrity. He did what he was supposed to do. Nothing special. Geez are we so far gone in this country. WtF

chichial:
Pls comrades I need some info here. I took the test at Owerri . I didn't get any invite for interview but received the quality of life survey about two times then the report which just came out. I don't get it. Does the survey have anything to do with passing the test ? Have they finished sending invite to successful candidates? Do I still keep hope alive? Pls anyone with useful info?

The survey had nothing to do with those that passed.
No one knows for sure if hey have finished sending or not.
Yes, Keep hope alive. That's all you've got.

*Phewwww*.. And so I just read through the much talked about 2007 thread.

All I noticed was , well, Kuwe** talks too much.

What a dude

Guyman02:
Wait until CNN and BBC carry am before you believe. Imagine say na for Linda blog you dey get your news. SMH

Linda and her crappy news filled with the Kardashian's @ss

Prinzofparis:
This AC invite though. I don't know if I should be excited, sceptical, religious, analytical, psychic or just go with the facts/numbers like a robot.

As in ehn

Rizin:
u r right man.
When mustapha was released he was even begged to come and collect his entitlements while some relation of dead NYSC members are still at secretariat begging for the letters to be signed. Many were recruited just few months before NIS tragedy. Anyway miracle and magic sheared similarities b4 diff. 1 they are similar because they start with the same letter 'm' and differ in their second letter.
2. They happen on human but differ in the way they happened. Etc.
This is nija the only impossibility is NOT ENVISAGED

UnknownT:
lol. But this is Nigeria, it may even be some people's "Right"

The number of people left for this recruitment is even more than the whole staff NNPC has at the moment.

Anyways whatever helps you sleep at night.

jayjaycool:
God I beg you, pick this word I bolded and force it to happen because you can do anything. Not because we are scared of interview but we are running out of patience.

There is a difference between miracle and magic... learn that difference.

#Team1stJuly ..... Eko Hotel N suites. ... Gidi. .. who's with me ?

forkadict:
Please ignore him. If he thinks in his 'wisdom' such an exercise is useless then, goodluck to him. Like anybody who attends the session has got anything to lose. Mtscheeew.

I wish i had that opportunity many years ago. Perhaps i would have been long engaged in the oil and gas industry rather than wasting years in a goddamn manufacturing industry.

But then Let God's will be done. No complaints.

Hehe. Nice. But maybe there was something you needed to learn in the manufacturing firm that would prepare you for this NLNG AC.

You never know.

LumiNG:
Nicer seems to be the Dplacement we've always wanted.

Thanks for your response and for coming here to engage with us!

Cheers

Just the same thing i was thinking. The difference is he/she hits the nail on the head. I was shocked about the guy that didn't receive the invite.

Sharp sharp. "Send your mail, error detected, the guy received his invite".

No ambiguity. Well i guess he's/she's just "nicer".

ceetee:
@scarletdp
So why do vehicles have spare tires? why do people take insurance. Succinctly the last paragraph would have suffice

I get you, though you kinda missed my point. We do things in a particular way but when we want to do that same thing in a situation we rate at a high value, we automatically think the worst might happen. Normally, you send mails all the time., never once worry wether network would mess it up. Why now?

When you drive cars, usually you should have a spare tyre no matter the situation.

And just because you have a spare tyre doesn't mean you be on the look out for vulcanizers.

Why not let things take its course and remember everything happens for a reason.

IF you can't hold it, just go bleep an Olosho. Simple. After now him go say na devil. Even devil go shout where him dey " I AM INNOCENT OOOO".

DivineU:
No, I have gotten my invite but am scared network will not affect anyone's confirmation(availability & present location) mail to NLNG HR. Am of the opinion for them to send a reminder or acknowledgment mail to us on or before 22nd May,2015 so that some people will not forfeit this golden opportunity because of network wahala. Thanks.

I will advise you get this mind set out of your system. Don't get me wrong I truly understand where you're coming from. However, you must have sent series of mails in your life time , 99% must have gone through, why would you think this NLNG reply would fall on the 1% that do not go through because of network?

Back in my school days I wondered why people take two pens when it's time for exams. All through lecture days, one might suffice, why have the mindset that on that 2 or 3 hour exam day, one would fail or something.

Like i said, I understand we all want to be on the safer side however the glass is either half full or half empty. It all depends on how you look at it. Anyways my point is BE POSITIVE.

okeyjames:
Lol. masta na me be okeyjohn?

You no see me turn to planet. lol

Jarus:
Hello guys,
My career consulting firm, JarusHub Consulting, is organizing Mock Assessment Center for the forthcoming NLNG Assessment Center.
We did similar thing for Oando Assessment that is just ending. We have also done for other companies like NNPC, PwC and KPMG
It essentially involves practicing everything you will be required to do at the live assessment center. You get opportunity to do analytical presentation, case study and group task as if you're in the real center.
You get opportunity to meet and work with others who may end up being in same group with you on the assessment day, which will raise your confidence.
Areas that you need to improve on will also be shared with you after the mock sessions.
The Chief Coach is an experienced oil and gas person with more than 7 years experience in Nigeria's oil and gas industry.
Sessions
Sunday, May 24, 4-7pm
Sunday, May 31, 4-7pm
Sunday, June 7, 4-7pm
We normally do on Sundays, but we can organize during weekdays too (7-9pm) on special request by a team who couldn't make it to the weekend sessions.
Our office is 59, Queen Street, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos
For more info:
http://www.jarushub.com/jarushub-interview-preparation-service-jips/

How Much?

SQLmastar:
ScarletPlanet, airsaylongcon, okeyjohn, et all… meeen where hav you guys been hiding
Hustle just got real.

The master, we've been on observing mode. It really just got real.

Shiiit just got real

Scofield is back and the thread is buzzing... #Makeofthatwhatyouwill

scoffield245:
been good so far bro. How tins ur own side.keep up ur faith and u will surely see the Lords doin in ur life soonest

Things are great. I see His doing already bruv. Safe.

scoffield245:
How is every one.been unable to comment since cos I wasn't free to do so.but now I can chat away as I like. Though just to wish the hopefuls greater luck and success wishes.its well for u all

Badt Guy. .. How was your training on that level?