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vonxe:
Electrical Engineers in the house, pls answer this question in order to explain the statements quoted above. In a parallel circuit, given different resistance values in each branch, which path would current love to flow the higher or lower resistant path? if resistance was slightly increased, does that mean current wont still flow?
Having a nice car does not mean you will like to pass through a traffic jam but if you find yourself in such situation your car will comfortably pull through.
one love

Mehn we have some wonderfully crafted analytical minds.

Iamoilprince:
I knew this was going to happen, exactly wat i saw in my drm few months ago.

This one is STRONG

Eleyi gidi gaan

freecocoa:
Ignorance is bliss I know dear.
Read something else outside that your bible please, unfortunately, the so called ordinances of God cannot put anyone in jail in the real world, so we can't use it as a yardstick to measure how people should live.
You should keep such conversations within the walls of your church, that's the only place it makes sense to some people.

Ignorance is a bliss?

Babe, look in the mirror.

pandax:
No, it has not been cancelled, expect to hear from them early 3Q. Currently dealing with experienced hire. Goodluck to you and Goodluck to everyone

Alrighty

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

I think this recruitment has been terminated (a probability before the election, certainty with the change in government)

Plus I have never heard of a company in Nigeria or anywhere that would send out an apology mails to applicants waiting for recruitment process that the exercise has been cancelled. They just WAIT n WAIT n [size=4pt]WAIT[/size] n [size=3pt][/size]WAIT n [size=2pt][/size][size=2pt]WAIT [/size]

However still, Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

mavelo:
Expecting to receive the good news within the next 1-8 days from today to GOD be the Glory. Have faith yall.

Ughhh Puuhhhleeeeez

femi4wonders:
Do I look like a comedian ? I have first class information I want to share and you guys think am here to crack jokes, let me keep my info 2 myself

1. I can't see you, so I have no idea if you look like a comedian.

2. If you have info to share, SHARE. No time for stunts.

3.YOu aren't here to crack jokes, you are here to break them

4. Keep or don't keep, it changes nothing with regards to the recruitment.

Finally, C'mon dude, a lil sacarsm wouldn't kill you. *sigh*

femi4wonders:
Have u guys heard ?

Yes, we have heard your joke is dry from Pinkie

kelvin100:
Don't deceive yourself.
Men marry women and not vise versa.

Although, I know what you mean but actually women marry men. That's why when you go down on one knee, your words will be "will you marry me"

She asked why when a man sleeps around he's a stud but when a woman does...

Well my dear, when a key opens so many doors, it's called a master key but when a door can be opened by so many keys, that door is useless.

SoftlyZ:
Hi Gloom, I do not want to reply you in the same tone and manner of your post. I have done my "research" into the subsidiaries of NNPC and found majority of them to be Engineering inclined, and the few that are not, retail, IDSL and pension are still not Administration inclined. The first thing you have to know about Public Administration is that it is very important to every organisation, including NNPC, but unfortunately there is no Administration Subsidiary or Division of NNPC. My confusion is, if asked the subsidiary I would fit into, am I to say any and every and back it up with points or to take the risk of clinging to one and still backing it up with points?
I am neither stupid nor foolish and I would not like to be addressed in such condescending manner like you did. Some research answers are not specific and if you don't have a specific answer for, please ignore me like most people here have done.
I am asking for the last time, what subsidiary best suits the course Public Administration?
To comment on my post is not a must. if you have an answer, pls tell me. If nobody has the answer, I will just shut up like I've always done. If you address me in such manner again, I will spit venom that will melt your skin so quickly that you will not be able to come out of your house in days.
Have a nice day everyone.

Damn Girl.... you just turned me on.

Fredoh:
Ok thanks boss! I appreciate, but I know some few ways to identify scammers generally, like they will ask u for money and some others favors and I even tried googling the so called NNPC human maager they wrote there and it wasn't showing anything, but I really don't know how to identify a real NNPC job advert! Could you help pls?

Just stick to Nairaland. If it's a real job advert, you would know. Especially when it's Graduate Trainee.

You don't need anything extra. Just Stick to nairaland.

adeyemoele:
NNPC applicant, let's be prayerful as we're now confused about the interview day. Pls., can we get some volunteers to get helpful information from PCL or NNPC? By May 29, hope might have been lost. HOUSE, let's work on information.

Can we get some volunteers? I honestly cannot understand that.

*YAWNS*

sharks776:
I choose to live my current job because I seek bigger challenges with reputable larger organizations.

And they ask, So After we employ you, is this how you would seek bigger challenges in other reputable larger organizations? Then what will you say.

babacha:
For the engineering guys, let's share one question that u often see in an oil and gas company interview
What are the uses of valves?
No comment is wrong, let's share ideas

To ensure flow in a specific direction

babacha:
Guy say what ever you like, am not too sure of his gender that is why I used he/she in place of he or she. Go through nairaland very well, you will find out that I only talk on this trend. I am not a fresh graduate hunting for job every were, I join nairaland just for this nnpc trend and nothing more. I only pick interest on this trend for some reasons. Is a free world, u can go ahead and quote anybody and say what is in ur mind, nobody will kill u, quote me and say any thing, is part of the fun here, even if I see u face to face I won't be angry with you, we will only joke over our disagreement on the trend and life continue.
I am not angry with anyone here, I am only voicing my feeling.
I am not perfect so I can make mistake and if u attack my mistake, I have the right to react to your attack, I don't hate anybody here, I wish to meet most of the guys I have strongly disagree with here face too face let's know ourself.
One thing u must know is that no one is better than the other here, if u are good in english as a social science guy, u will not be better than the engineering guy when it come to his own field.

GBAM!!!!

SomBaby:
Nna ehhhh(forgive my ghetto mood)....
When I first read that post, I was like...eayaa...and logged out. I checked back online later and discovered that nobody has commented(unlike NNPC Nairalanders...so sympathetic and emmotionally intelligent...dour! Some with their Ph.D.)
I read through the post again word for word and was like OMG!

After reading through, some of us fainted, then woke.
people are scared of quoting. They might not wake.

prelinctus:

*Sympathetic Intelligence bruv*

babacha:
Caucasian was not joking, he/she mean business. He/she join nairaland on february 8 2015, so he is actually new. Read through his/her post on "chams management trainee aptitude test, CITA Petroleum Aptitude Test Invitation" and other job thread and see dat he/she is badly in need of job and he/she is ready to do anything. He/she come to the wrong thread to tell people dat he/she need a sex job, this is not a place for sex worker or sex talk

I'm Amazed

As there is no day when both of the beings would be lying, at least one of them must have spoken the truth. They both speak the truth only on Sunday. However, the Lion would then be lying in his statement, so it couldn't be said on Sunday. So exactly one of them lied.

If the Unicorn was honest, then it would have to be Sunday - which from my first paragraph above we proved this wrong. Thus only the Lion spoke the truth when he met Alice on Thursday and spoke with the Unicorn about Wednesday.

So the lion said the truth on thursday that he lied on wednesday, however, the Unicorn who normally says the truth on wedneday, has lied on thurs that he also lied on wednesday

put (5+5) in all boxes = 30

Interviews will roll by next week. *Waiting to see how that improves some people's chances of getting the job*

Some people r forming oldies n they feel the rest r kids.
And shame no catch you say u no dey with your mates.

Mscheeeeew. Shior

profsalvage:
This type of reasoning is myopic, vague and pedestrian, is there anything in the post which suggests that one is campaigning ?, and besides are you not aware that the presidential election has been concluded and the winner announced ?, as it stands you have proven yourself to either be a poor student of history or deliberately mischievous, these things are out there for historical or academic consumption. I feel so sad that i may be attending the same interview with somebody like you, you are an embarrassment to the intellectual community.

Relax, I'm sure between 1983-1985 Buhari did more than four things but somehow you brought out those 4 to project what could happen 30 years after.

Even how u are now must have lil differences from how you were 10yrs ago. The world's evolved and so would economic practices.

Well I for one do not think anyone has the right to come here and tell us wat we all should n must be discussing. That's why it's a thread filled with different sets of people. Sieve through, pick up what you want. I dislike the "pls send to my email" crew but I understand why they do them. You wan this thread to strictly be for interview questions n aids. I dont even think there is anything anyone can tell you here that you wouldnt find on the internet if you search well enough.Did anyone see the NLNG thread? My goodness, that thread had it all. Movies quotes crew, some even fell in luv, fights, the ITKs, the politics crew. Some went as far as taking snap shots of questions while people solved n posted the pix of their solving with answer. *sigh*

Guess the 2014 Nairaland thread of the year. Yeah that's right, the NLNG thread.

If we judge people by their intention n not their actions, the world would be a better place.

Goodkidd:
U always seem to be pro discussions that derail the thread under the guise of being funny. Visit the comedy section for jokes. We are open for serious business here. I'm sorry if I sounded rude.

Rude? Not in anyway. "I pity the one who gave birth to you?" I felt that was a lil too harsh. You see what differs is, I knew it was a joke, a very dumb one at that n if I were to reply him, I'll give him one that would make him feel dumb too. Not outright outburst. It's your phone, your time , your words n you chose to send them to me even when I said nothing to you. Same way it's his phone, his data, his words. Ease up bro. Nothing in life is as important as we make it seem. Plus I did visit the joke section, no one made me laugh.

babacha:
U are the most foolish guy I have ever seen in NL, I pity the who gave birth to u

Chill pill bro... He was only trying to be funny ...

promise3048:
wot do you knw about history wait and see when your fada will be flogged in d street u tink buhari is jonathan a civilian u dnt knw he is a general

How old is this guy? Wake up. This is not 1820. Kai.

Ubiero:
I hope everyone who clamored for change are prepared for whatever they see.

As the saying goes, 'What you see is what you get-No complaints'.

All the major offices will soon be manned by the northerners.

If buhari likes make all him village people dey office. If It were I, I'll sack Alison n put my sister n same goes for you. So far refineries can be built and petrol sold below 50 naira a litre or politicians who r cut red handed in looting r dealt with, No wahala. However if he goes der and gets to mumu too, we'll VOTE him out... I can't stand another four years of mediocrity just because I fear the unknown. ... Naija Don decide. CHANGE

So a mail requesting if you got your WAEC result in one sitting is now seen as "God Don do am for me " kinda thing. I'm amazed.