₦airaland Forum

siegfried99:
Where have u been?

ive been in the android corner but the prodigal son returns

anyone here willing to exchange a Q10/Q5 with an android with 960x540px 4.7", 1.4ghz processor with 1gb ram and 16gb rom+ 4000mah powerful bat, kitkat4.4 with all accessories

shld contact/PM me

moscobabs:
When every topics from some group of people or Forum like this are the only one making frontpage.....that's one of the signs of ends time

Pained Muslim brother

:Dbeen a long time coming

Blizzyblinkzy:
she wasn't pregnant

she should be

Chai e just dey do me to build house sha
Savings for my 3 bedroom Flat maturing like new born baby

africanpea:
Hi, still heard from Hubert dechange?

Lol I have even forgotten about them

adonbilivit:
I was just messing around. didnt u read where I said comparing them even when uncalled for makes me happy?

OK seen

Tomfrench:
Sure!!! Education is good investment...but,


why the slippers on such a special day

Didn't u comprehend d "in 24 hours"
Def u haven't graduated university or u graduated from d worst university cos u should know they do rehearsals before the d day.
You can see people on a queue without gowns

adonbilivit:
wow! wizkid got it before him tho. wiz got his from Cyprus university which is far more prestigious....comparing these two even when uncalled for generates controversy but it gives me joy. lol

Don't u know d diif between an honorary award and a degree?






Madmen everywhere

kingeze88:
She might be posted to a school. Hmmmmm. Only God knows what she will teach the students. God help Naija.

those poor kids

mannyiyke:
U're funny! I am an alumnus of Unizik but i work there. Let the truth be told: academically, it's better than most federal and state universities. I didn't say socially 'cos it cld be lacking in that area.

can i get an achievement score card to back that up?

83lagosroad:
When I was at orientation camp iseluku delta state, a lady was asked the fully meaning of NYSC and lo and behold she said
" Nigeria youths service commission" imagine the whole hall exploded with laughter . I could remember it was the night we had all these beauty show, miss Nysc and so on.(igbo girl, from imstu)

Another one that happened was a room mate of mine that wanted redeployment and was asked what his illness was and guess what he wrote "Ulsa" he wanted to write ulcer"


Another

another imsuite
what is going on in that environment probably the rising sun isnt shining on that part

Holywizard:
my hatred 4 buhari will only change if he shud turn imsu into 'National Poultry' because they lack everything academically, socially, morally etc.

i hope he doesnt take real chickens to the poultry cos the chickens might feel insulted

mannyiyke:
The Madonna University u just mentioned is even better than all these federal and state universities academically.

oh really? it must be a very good school then! is that where you school?

pls where is it located again??





























i need to send the address to NUC






















































*in MI's voice* only one Madonna that i know, Madonna the artist

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Holywizard:
she must really be a graduate of Imsu

OMG how did u know
When I was serving, one fateful day as I was going to maami, one fine chick called me, me shocked walked slowly to her, she threw a very lame joke but I faked a laugh only for her to request I help her with her form, I thought she didn't understand a few sections but it dawned on me when it was only her name and address she knew, she didn't even know what a next of kin is
To make matters worse and annoying she graduated with an upper class grade. How is that even possible
I wonder if all chinyere from IMSU are like that

zubizareta:
I am about to start the PGD in Business Admin program next month. Please any link where i can download existing past questions. please share. thanks

Sir pls can I get ur contact, want to ask u a few things

otizs:
pls guys, does NOUN offers admission for HND holders to 300l as other school does?

You mean 200l cos I've never heard of a school admitting one at 300l, if you have what school did that pls?

yungbillionaire:
Omo no b by size oooh...dat ni***@ is liftin 300kg if dats really cement...but just in case it happens RIP in advance.

I wonder how u want to become a billionaire when u can't calculate 50kg x 7 bags

angelTI:
No be my wonderful country Naija . Anything is possible

How u concluded it happened in Nigeria baffles me, please tell me what nigerian cement company uses that bag maam

tpiadotcom:
so all of them there might be nairalanders?

Maybe not all of them but a few, can't believe they left paying customers to go snap pics of their colleague

So that was why dey didn't answer me quick when I went to pay for my internet dat day

Is it only lenovo dey want to sell ni? That's d phone still on d democracy home page, I need a 50% slash on a q10

shortisland:
So which Chinese make or phone spec do you suggest I go for?

THL 4000 dat I use hardly gets hot, I've been playing MC5 online for almost two hours and my battery temp is 40°, overall temp of the phone is 35°.
If your within abuja or environs I can give you the phone for a small token

Mustiboy:
how much

Just 20k sir

enoch273:
ahahahah! business strategy, I already purchased the hot note sir, thanks for your concern

Hope ure enjoying ur hot note, just in case u get person wey need d phone, just hala at me sir. Thanks