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Let me tell you guys what one guy did in my centre, I almost cried! THAT GUY SMART SHA!!!

His friend did not come for the exams, so he entered the hall first, logged in with his friend's pin code,
took his time and copied all the questions, part A and part B( they applied for the same course, computing Engineering),

submitted for the guy and then went out.

He came back after 1 hour and logged in with his own pin.

u guys can guess the rest!

if him no pass, him no go eva fit go u.k again for him life,  ,  :no be swear .

Now dats a wrap! It has come n gone, all Glory be to God. What was ur experience like? Lets hear u. As for me, 'i don carry broom, sweep my upper room, ', met some good old skul mates( i actualy schooled there-unec), i did not see anytin petroleum accounting o, too many economic models, no gmat, no oil questions, na wa o, any hope? Jeffman/logistic/samir, hw far?

Theres so much anger in your write-up.

Sometime in late 2008, i also did a  mail like ds when i spent 13 months as a trainee instead of 6 months! as a result, i feel your pains,   

However, I doubt if u have friends that were affected in d December tsunami cos if u do, ' u for see say life no easy'

Hold on to ur 85k very strong!

I was with the 'water Bank' until December last year but got another job with an oil service firm last month cos i am a chatered Accountant.

My advice, find time to upgrade your cv; mba, professional certifications etc, cos ur experience as a paying teller, cust serv officer bla bla bla is no effin experience!

I got my ICAN certification and MBA within the two years i was with the bank( worked on most saturdays ooo), so i believe you can also do it.

NO DEY TOO VEX, USE THAT CASH TO UPGRADE YOUR SEF.


all d best!

Ds kidnappers just turn my once-upon-a-tym quiet home town(owerri) to gbaramatu kingdom, na wa o!!!

Samir, what can i say! U ar just too great, thanks 4 ds piece of info. Maidigri, i bliev u, thanx 2. Logistics, i just dey, happy new week.

beystwin:
Two mutant brothers, Logan and Victor, born 200 years ago, suffer childhood trauma and have only each other to depend on. Basically, they're fighters and killers, living from war to war through U.S. history. In modern times, a U.S. colonel, Stryker, recruits them and other mutants as commandos.
The brothers join the group and are sent to the team's first mission: Invade the headquarters of a diamond trafficking operation in Lagos, Nigeria, to retrieve a meteorite. Afterwards, Stryker and the team brutally interrogate people from a nearby village to learn where the meteorite was found. James is disgusted by the murders committed by his teammates and abandons the group.

Hollywood loves Nigeria. 

guy u no try.

na film wey all men watch early 2009, u dey watch now, 
See, Nigeria was also mentioned in 'Avatar' and we have already discussed it on nairaland,
so no come talk about am early 2011, 

Madingiri:
Guyz just keep your fingers crossed,  its not easy,  that i know!!!

60 questions in all, 2 sections
Section 1 general paper
Section 2 (you select according to your field)

The test is online, 

i love reading  these kind of posts,

correct guy, expatiate please ,
I hope u took the new format into cognizance,

Good people i hail.

I have forwarded the materials to everybody dat requested from me.

check ur different boxes, but u should all know one thing,

L-E-V-E-L-S!!!!! for the exam don change ooo ,

e don red for me cos i'm not a GMAT person.

I think ds GMAT style will be d first stage to remove at least 50% first,

then the normal one we all Know may b e the second stage.

my confidence don drop drastically,

I wish u all GMAT guru d best, so long!!!

pally, do a mail to me;richardonyenwe@yahoo.co.uk,

i will forward the materials i have to u.

as per format, it may change ds tym since its goin to be electronic based.

another tyn, confirm very well if urs is really on the 29th cos most people have 20th as their date.

29th is a monday , as a result i doubt dat date.

all d best!!!

Heard nothing about the list being out,

I dont really want to believe its out, cos the jist would have been everywhere.

lets keep our fingers crossed.

as per the materials, u will get them b4 d end of day!

jeffmann, send a mail to me; richardonyenwe@yahoo.co.uk.

i will forward all i have to you, though a larger percent of what i have falls under administration( that is; energy finance/ pet accounting/oil gas mgmnt),

but u will still get some good points from the lot incase u r into engineering.

enjoy!

Between 2nd/ 3rd week.

I hope all men don jack well well.

last year 4500 applied,

ds year 11,500 applied( na Bank sack wahala cause am)

electronic test is a new one, after men don cram d past questions finish, sighs! >:

i wish all men d best, but i wish myself " best of the best"

Bankers are not stingy people.

I used to be a banker b4 d tsunami in December.

d issue is this:

1. too many girlfriends to maintain.

2. family members callin.

3. Buying too many unecessary things to pay later.

the order of priority change for some people.

What i just gave u was my own scale of troubles,

This guy just wake up from sleep?

the sales of the form expired as far back as 22nd january,2010.

The test is due for second or third week of march max.

pally, form no dey again.

the next sales will be in October/November 2010, for 2011/2012 acaedemis session.

ciao!

When these things happen and u are affected, u feel the whole world has come crashing on you.

I was among those who could not log on to the system and hence lost my job on 21st December, 2009 in Oceanic Bank.

I almost died, but then God is in control. Those affected will get over it sooner than they expected.

If the Bank pays them off, good! but if they took loan and the loan is deducted from the pay off, dats the beginning of shit!

The worst thing that can happen to anybody sacked by the troubled banks now is to be broke, one can never be happy because

u will find out in no sooner time dat the guys in ur office dat u called friends were "mere colleagues".

My heart goes out to them especially those sacked on the grounds of "unconfirmed staff", cos dat was my case!

@vwvw,, on the lighter syde,

maybe u and ur 99 other guys are *** +ive,

dats y dem no call una.

But seriously, dat test/ interview DB advertised for was meant to be for experienced staff, shey?

and if its for experienced, there wont be test now, it will be face2face interview wth dozie,

then u will be xpected to promise every million u cant bring.

my advise everybody, P-R-O-M-I-S-E T-H-E-M E-V-E-R-Y,

or how else u won take get work wey distressed banks sit-home xperienced staff(like mua), ready to collect same job for less than 50% of former salaries!!!!

Useless criminals, God-rejected police men and hopeless country, Nigeria!!!

as for mi, i will view her so teeeeeeeeehhh!!!!