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My boo T-pain- I'm in luv with a stripper

Shuo you know say na lie naw,

@Kay..yea, i get that..so who were u askin for a pic?

cammax7:
hot-angel I don't think you are in love with those men, I actually think you are enraptured by their succes and fame, and deep inside all u want is to be in love with a guy who is as famous as they are...I bet your list would include Sean Diddy Combs, Usher, Lagbaja,(if not then maybe because you aint seen his face) and so on. I bet you 5 years from now you wont be "in love" with those grandfathers and dead and buried dudes.

ah, this one is serious o..buahahahahahhahahahaha,lmao

lmao@ codec, mehn..u're somn else

ocho:
@scorpio: i know my husby inside and out
@ghettochyk :No girl, BENUE isn't igbo. It's in the middle belt of nigeria and their common language is IDOMA.abi no be so scorpio?

na so o, Mrs Idibia

aww,i'm sawrie honey

My Vision-Seal

I feel like the sun,
I feel like the rain
I feel like I just found reason for living again
'Cause what I've been dreaming,
I know that it's real
I know there's just no changing the way I feel
You're into my head
I'm out of my mind
I feel like I've just found reason for being alive
And I have a secret
I think you should know
I feel like I just can't keep it
It's deep within me
And I feel like I'm losing control

Can you see my vision
Of a red hot summer in wine?
When love was the feeling
With no indecision
We were turning that key inside
To get in the moment

We live in a dream,
I see you today
I feel like all my fears are fading away
Been waiting so long for something new
I feel like a constant craving for being with you
And I have a secret I think you should know
I feel like I just can't keep it
It's deep within me
And I know that I'm losing control...

Can you see my vision
Of a red hot summer in wine?
When love was the feeling
With no indecision
We were turning that key inside
To get in the moment

Can you see my vision
Of a red hot summer in wine?
When love was the feeling
When love was the feeling
When love was the feeling
When love was the feeling

I have a secret,
I think you should know
I feel like I just can't keep it
It's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And it's deep within me
And I feel like I'm losing control

Can you see my vision
Of a red hot summer in wine?
When love was the feeling
With no indecision
We were turning that key inside
To get in the moment

Can you see my vision
Of a red hot summer in wine?
When love was the feeling
When love was the feeling
When love was the feeling
When love was the feeling.

girl u funny lmao!
aiight, this is how i see it, Denzel,RMD n Olu Jacobs r do-able n i can get with them. Shakespeare will bore the livin daylight out of me with dem old skool language n crap, as per Wole..i'll prolly ask him for a kiss n dude might proceed to recount d history n all dat ish, i can't deal with that!

make una let d babe chill now, kai

ok, to b honest....that pic ain't all that, but he's still cute tho!

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you
that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August
8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy on him!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law

@Kay...r ya talkin to me? no quarrels tho, just confused

antonio:
actually i am with my cousin now we have sex and is talking about getting married and having a kid hopefully a normal one and im in love wiyh her

I'm guessin u're not nigerian

I hate to say it but yea they are actually better friends than some girls(because there are still girls that r real cool to hang with eg Ocho n Icingbaby), n like love4ever said, they don't get jealous(except if y'all r datin or are about to), they don't gossip(like girls do, carry your business around  ), if u've got really great ones, they'll tell u how they think u look(e.g before u guys go out n stuff), they could b real honest with you(e.g Codec)n a whole lot more.Then again, it depends on the guy u have as a friend 

attraction sets it off for me, n then it could b infatuation depending on his personality!

yup, that's right

Law of Karma=wat goes around comes around

ocho:

y u cryin naw?

@snazzy, sharaway dia jere......u know i'm messin with u sis

I confess that i hate me lunch but i'm too broke to get something else

buhahahahahahahahahha..imao!

these smileyz suck, see as d whole page dey choked up with green smileyz.... be like say dem wan puke

No ooooo, i'm so dead infact these smileys ain't enough to show how bad i'm laughing...buahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..lmaoooooooo!

Zainy, u crazy...lmao!!!!!

Buahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh lawd!!!!!!Muahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha, na die i dey so o, Rotflmaoooooooooooooooooooo!hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha _*dead*

It's all about us
It's all about us
it's all about us
it's all about us
there's a theme that they can't touch because u know awwww
it's all about us
it's all about us
run away if we must because u know (aww)
it's all about us

All about us by T.AT.U

I confess i'm lazy
I confess that i hate Mondayz
I confess that i haven't been to church since last year......................(_{still thinkin n i ain't lyin)}
I confess i miss my homegirl in 9ja n i hope she's aiight
I confess Brampton sucks
I confess that i'm goin to ruin Valentine's day for some cool friends of mine _{*evil laugh*}