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Music/RadioRe: 2Face Idibia's "OLE" Music Video by Scorpio(f): 1:18am On Jan 19, 2006
can i pls get a link to that song ''forgive n forget''? rolleyes
FamilyRe: Tribal Mark On Your Child. Don't Laugh by Scorpio(f): 7:46pm On Jan 18, 2006
First of all Niniowo, u gon have to take me to Oyo because i've laughed my a#$ out.. grin ok, back to da topic..since d child is a toddler, i won't advise d parents to send him in for surgery, it's too delicate(that's what i think)..and as per d mother-in-law, she should b hanged.Thankfully, tribal marks aren't that heavy in my place n no one in my entire family has a scratch on d face. i don't like them n especially in this modern dayz where erryone's trying to b hot n sexy, it's seriously humiliating. If she was my mother-in-law, there ain't no tellin what i would do(i could b really creative when it comes to things like this) especially when she didn't ask for my permission first n i don't think a divorce is d best thing now. If d husband knew about it n he didn't discuss it with d wife, he needs his behind kicked seriously!
CrimeRe: Stanley Tookie Williams (Repentant Co-founder of Gang Crisp) by Scorpio(f): 12:24am On Jan 18, 2006
Oh jare, make i hear word! cool @ Opemogaji, just a lil curious but is that Kendo beside ya in ur profile pic? d guy next to you looks like someone i know from another site...no yawa tho, just curious!
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Movies That Showcase Nigeria by Scorpio(f): 4:01am On Jan 17, 2006
i don't fink Sahara was shot in Nigeria, as per d other films...i haven't seen them cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Create An E-annoyance And Go To Jail! by Scorpio(f): 3:58am On Jan 17, 2006
yay!!!!!! i'm free cool
Music/RadioRe: P-Square: Peter & Paul Okoye by Scorpio(f): 3:52am On Jan 17, 2006
ok, i'm gettin tired of this song angry






















just kiddin y'all grin cool
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Noah or Desmond Elliot? by Scorpio(f): 9:12pm On Jan 16, 2006
Oh puhlease  grin cool
WebmastersRe: Introducing RSS by Scorpio(f): 1:34am On Jan 16, 2006
don't mean to interupt y'all, but i would luv C0dec to report to his yahoo thingy in 5mins pls undecided thanks guyz cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Too Need A Girl by Scorpio(f): 1:27am On Jan 16, 2006
hmmm!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I by Scorpio(f): 1:25am On Jan 16, 2006
aww, he/she is pwetty tho......oh well, where r all d NL guyz at, how come they ain't said nuffin yet? cool
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Noah or Desmond Elliot? by Scorpio(f): 1:18am On Jan 16, 2006
cheesy
FamilyRe: Wives: Would You Submit Your Paychecks To Your Husbands? by Scorpio(f): 12:58am On Jan 16, 2006
thanks Dejiolowe, dat's all i'm talkin about!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Na by Scorpio(f): 12:53am On Jan 16, 2006
Iono if it's a place to meet ur dream husband/wife, but it's a cool place to make new friends cool
Nairaland GeneralMothers by Scorpio(op): 5:28am On Jan 15, 2006
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

3. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

4. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

5. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

6. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

7. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father."

8. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

9. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

11. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

How many of these did your mother teach? AND how many did you teach your children?


Iono about y'all,but 6 n 11 are soooooooooooooooooooooooo my mom, geez i love her to death tho! lmao
CultureRe: Where Are The Igbos, Hausas And Other Non-Yorubas? by Scorpio(f): 4:52am On Jan 15, 2006
no we don't speak Igbo.N which parts are ya talkin about Larger_20?
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Scorpio(f): 4:41am On Jan 15, 2006
@ Owo2390,ooooh, i luvvvvvvv dat song..now where's C0dec when i need him?
anywayz, i'm listenin to Trybesmen-Plenty things
CultureRe: Where Are The Igbos, Hausas And Other Non-Yorubas? by Scorpio(f): 4:37am On Jan 15, 2006
Another Edo babe present! cool
RomanceRe: I'm Doubting This Date Because The Girl Is Taller by Scorpio(f): 4:31am On Jan 15, 2006
da f$%& huh
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Noah or Desmond Elliot? by Scorpio(f): 4:30am On Jan 15, 2006
aiite cool then..have fun n tell Desmond to bring his behind to Toronto! cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Can You Chike A Girl Right Now(on Nairaland)? by Scorpio(f): 4:28am On Jan 15, 2006
wo0t!!!! tell him girl cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Will Love Me Just Who I Am? by Scorpio(f): 4:27am On Jan 15, 2006
Dang boi, ya pastor! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! anywayz.....keep lookin, don't worry luv will find ya( Celine said it) @larger_20, b easy wink grin
RomanceRe: 23 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Scorpio(f): 4:10am On Jan 15, 2006
hot-angel:
Okay wait a minute.
Those stuffs were sweet. But i deffinitely won't fall for all of them. Yes they r sweet but erm.. Yeah, wont fall for all of them.
i thot i was d only one who felt this way cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Can You Chike A Girl Right Now(on Nairaland)? by Scorpio(f): 3:46am On Jan 15, 2006
do u guyz actually say these words to girls?
FashionRe: Would/ Do You Share Your Outfits/ Shoes With Friends? by Scorpio(f): 3:36am On Jan 15, 2006
cheesy
FoodRe: What's Your Favorite Restaurant? by Scorpio(f): 3:34am On Jan 15, 2006
@ debanjee, before thou crucifyest moi  rolleyes i was askin a question n i said people told me..n i was tryin to verify. n so what if i live in Canada, i don't eat at japanese restuarants(don't know y) n even with the news goin on..i seriously won't like to eat there now.
@ghettochyck, chicken meat is real easy to distinguish, but oh well...i get your point  cheesy

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